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{{L|''[The episode starts at SpongeBob's house. Inside, SpongeBob is brushing Gary's shell.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|97, 98, 99, 100. Okay, Gary, let's do the other side now. Gary, can you hear that? ''[Gary is confused, then SpongeBob walks outside, and over to Squidward]'' Oh, Squidward, it's you. I thought I heard something.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|97, 98, 99, 100. Okay, Gary, let's do the other side now. Gary, can you hear that? ''[Gary is confused, then SpongeBob walks outside, and over to Squidward]'' Oh, Squidward, it's you. I thought I heard something.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes. What could you possibly have heard me doing?}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes. What could you possibly have heard me doing?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[accidentally drives through a stop sign, literally and then realizes he's being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}} | {{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[accidentally drives through a stop sign, literally and then realizes he's being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}} | {{L|Policeman|''[the stop sign Squidward crashed into is on his head]'' No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pried myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pried myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}} | {{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo...? ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo...?}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff's boating school, where Squidward is walking]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh, well, it's just one day out of your life, Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward! ''[Squidward cries, then the bell rings]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward! ''[Squidward cries, then the bell rings]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good morning, class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Good morning, class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Why I'm... ''[SpongeBob is starring at Squidward while breathing heavily]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away....from him! ''[SpongeBob continues breathing]'' He is the bane of my existence!}} | {{L|Squidward|Why I'm... ''[SpongeBob is starring at Squidward while breathing heavily]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away....from him! ''[SpongeBob continues breathing]'' He is the bane of my existence!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh... what I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard and draw a diagram of the incident.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh... what I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard and draw a diagram of the incident.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made an immediate right turn and parked here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was | {{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made an immediate right turn and parked here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was forced to then par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while inadvertently attracting the attention of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up and illustrate his side of the story.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up and illustrate his side of the story.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|His side?!}} | {{L|Squidward|His side?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then... ''[continues writing, without speaking]'' ...and then I went around and stopped right here. | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then... ''[continues writing, without speaking as Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons" plays in the background]'' ...and then I went around and stopped right here.}} | ||
{{L|Everyone|“SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever”? ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}} | {{L|Everyone|''[reading the blackboard]'' “SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever”? ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Shut it. ''[the bell rings | {{L|Squidward|Shut it. ''[the bell rings]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to everyone eating lunch. SpongeBob, holding a lunch tray with a hot dog and grape juice, is sitting next to Squidward, who is eating a sandwich.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, lunch time, eh, boating buddy? ''[sits down while Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, lunch time, eh, boating buddy? ''[sits down while Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. ''[is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. ''[is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy. ''[is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward growls angrily, walks out of the bathroom stall, and throws his sandwich on the ground. He then starts pounding his fist on the door of the stall | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating the sandwich.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy. ''[is about to eat, but then hears a flush. He then sees what appears to be SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward growls angrily, walks out of the bathroom stall, and throws his sandwich on the ground. He then starts pounding his fist on the door of the stall thinking that SpongeBob was seen in.]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish reading "The Daily Chronical" newspaper, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. Squidward freaks out as the muscular fish comes right at him. The scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up.]''}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Eh, didn't see that coming. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Eh, didn't see that coming.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff, Squidward, and SpongeBob in a boat at the starting line.]''}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| Now, we're going to take this nice and slow. SpongeBob, what do we do when pulling away from the curb?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff| Now, we're going to take this nice and slow. SpongeBob, what do we do when pulling away from the curb?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, step on the gas?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, step on the gas?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good. Nice and easy. Now let's slowly... ''[SpongeBob | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Good. Nice and easy. Now let's slowly...''[SpongeBob pushes the gas pedal too hard, and Mrs. Puff screams.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, look out! ''[they bump through the cones, then they barge out through the fence, then they go through a red light, he then gives the wheel]'' SpongeBob, give me that wheel!}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, look out! ''[they bump through the cones, then they barge out through the fence, then they go through a red light, he then gives the wheel]'' SpongeBob, give me that wheel!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I got it, I got it. ''[they fight over it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I got it, I got it. ''[they fight over it]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Don't... just let go of it! ''[the steering wheel breaks, and Mrs. Puff | {{L|Squidward|Don't... just let go of it! ''[the steering wheel breaks, and Mrs. Puff panics. They make a sharp right turn, barely missing grandma.]''}} | ||
{{L|Grandma|Hooligans! ''[they drive through the Barg'N-Mart and a | {{L|Grandma|Hooligans!}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 1|Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary | {{L|''[Mrs. Puff, Squidward, and SpongeBob scream as they drive through the Barg'N-Mart. The three, holding a turkey, a pair of carrots, and a milk carton, respectively, continue to scream as they ran into the Costume Supplies shop as the toaster oven times-up bell sounds. The three are now dressed up as a witch with an axe, a chef, and a gorilla, respectively. They then scream as they drive into the Top Secret Laboratory and Research Facility.]''}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 2| | {{L|Scientist 1|Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mailman, down to the size of a grain of sand.}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 2|But how?}} | |||
{{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''}} | {{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 2|Mother of mercy! ''[they shrink]'' Where'd they go?}} | {{L|Scientist 2|Mother of mercy! ''[they shrink]'' Where'd they go?}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 1|There! They're heading right for that discarded potato chip. ''[the | {{L|Scientist 1|There! They're heading right for that discarded potato chip. ''[the mailman growls]''}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 2|What's the matter?}} | {{L|Scientist 2|What's the matter?}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack. ''[breaks out]'' Johnson! No! ''[is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water as Mrs. Puff, Squidward, and SpongeBob doesn't wanna be eaten]''}} | {{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack. ''[breaks out]'' Johnson! No! ''[is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water as Mrs. Puff, Squidward, and SpongeBob doesn't wanna be eaten]''}} | ||
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