Boating Buddies/transcript: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 10:44, 21 March 2024

Template:EpisodeTranscript Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

@@ Line 40: / Line 40: @@
 {{L|Squidward|Do you mind?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can...}}
-{{L|Squidward|''We'' won't be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?}}
+{{L|Squidward|We won't be doing anything, because there is no '''''we'''''! Understand?}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front, please.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, boating buddy.}}
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 {{L|Student|''[sighs]'' I know exactly what you meant.}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I am here because I...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I am here because I-}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[referring to Squidward]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Me?}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Why I'm... ''[SpongeBob is starring at Squidward while breathing heavily]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away....from him! ''[SpongeBob continues breathing]'' He is the bane of my existence!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Why I'm... ''[SpongeBob is staring at Squidward while breathing heavily]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away....from him! ''[SpongeBob continues breathing]'' He is the bane of my existence!}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh... what I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard and draw a diagram of the incident.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made an immediate right turn and parked here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was forced to then par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while inadvertently attracting the attention of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up and illustrate his side of the story.}}
 {{L|Squidward|His side?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then... ''[continues writing, without SpongeBob's speaking being heard as Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons" plays in the background]'' ...and then I went around and stopped right here.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went wayyyyyyy over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then... ''[continues writing, without SpongeBob's speaking being heard as Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons" plays in the background]'' ...and then I went around and stopped right here.}}
 {{L|Everyone|''[reading the blackboard]'' “SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever”? ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it, Squidward?}}
@@ Line 86: / Line 86: @@
 {{L|Scientist 1|There! They're heading right for that discarded potato chip. ''[the mailman growls]''}}
 {{L|Scientist 2|What's the matter?}}
-{{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack. ''[breaks out]'' Johnson! No! ''[is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water as Mrs. Puff, Squidward, and SpongeBob doesn't wanna be eaten]''}}
+{{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack.}}
-{{L|Scientist 2|No, no, no. ''[they then go through a drain. A cowboy is about to drink from a drinking fountain, but then Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob come out and return to normal size]''}}
+{{L|''[The mailman breaks out]'' }}
+{{L|Scientist 1|Johnson! No!}}
+{{L|''[The mailman takes the chip and is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water by the second scientist.]''}}
+{{L|Scientist 2|No, no, no.}}
+{{L|''[The chip drops on the floor and breaks in half, then Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob, and Squidward make a break for it into a drain. The scene then cuts to a cowboy heading to a water drinking fountain, but as he starts drinking out of it, Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob come out of it and return to their normal sizes.]''}}
 {{L|Cowboy|I never will understand these city folk.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where'd Squidward go? ''[the tough fish from earlier is going to go to the bathroom again, and Squidward returns to normal in the toilet]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where'd Squidward go?}}
-{{L|Squidward|I was just leaving. ''[cuts to Squidward walking toward his desk all bandaged up]''}}
+{{L|''[The scene cuts to the tough fish from earlier whistling while entering a bathroom stall, locking the lock until he hears Squidward returning to normal size in the toilet, making the fish furious at him.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[nervously sweating]'' I was just leaving.}}
+{{L|''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob back in the classroom until he hears and see Squidward enter the room all bandaged up with crutches.]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, it's time to take our final exam. Please have your pencils ready.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Pst, hey, boating buddy? ''[Squidward looks at him]'' If you need any help, I've taken this test hundreds of times... ''[Squidward cuts him off]''}}
@@ Line 101: / Line 107: @@
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, please? This is important.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You said you didn't need my help, Squidward, and that you didn't need me.}}
-{{L|Squidward|No, no, I didn't. I never said that. ''[a student plays back what Squidward said]'' I don't need your help, and I don't need you! ''[now talking]'' Jerk! ''[the student shrugs]'' All right, I said it. But that was before.}}
+{{L|Squidward|No, no, I didn't. I never said that. ''[a student plays back what Squidward said]'' I don't need your help, and I don't need you! ''[now talking]'' Jerk. ''[the student shrugs]'' All right, I said it. But that was before.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Before what?}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Before-- before--}}