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{{L|Squidward|So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off and drives away laughing. Pebbles are flying onto SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob is now entirely covered in pebbles and lifts his right arm to wave goodbye to Squidward.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off and drives away laughing. Pebbles are flying onto SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob is now entirely covered in pebbles and lifts his right arm to wave goodbye to Squidward.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[as he looks back on SpongeBob, he drives through a stop sign, and then sees in the rearview mirror that he's being followed by a police car]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|''[the stop sign Squidward crashed into is on his head]'' No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}} | {{L|Policeman|''[the stop sign Squidward crashed into is on his head]'' No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I | {{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pride myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}} | {{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo...?}} | {{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo...?}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff's boating school, where Squidward is walking]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff's boating school, where Squidward is walking]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh, well, it's just one day out of your life, Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Boating school. Blegh. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh, well, it's just one day out of your life, Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward! ''[Squidward cries, then the bell rings]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward! ''[Squidward cries, then the bell rings]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good morning, class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Good morning, class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|But there's one right next to SpongeBob. ''[Squidward sits down. SpongeBob touches Squidward]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|But there's one right next to SpongeBob. ''[Squidward sits down. SpongeBob touches Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Do you mind?}} | {{L|Squidward|Do you mind?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can-}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|We won't be doing anything, because there is no '''''we'''''! Understand?}} | {{L|Squidward|"We" won't be doing anything, because there is no '''''we'''''! Understand?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front, please.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front, please.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, boating buddy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, ''[winks at Squiward]'' boating buddy.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were sentenced to I mean why we are enrolled in boating school.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were sentenced to- I mean why we are enrolled in boating school.}} | ||
{{L|Student|Um, I got caught speeding.}} | {{L|Student|Um, I got caught speeding.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Very good. Next.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Very good. Next.}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I am here because I-}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I am here because I-}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[referring to Squidward]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|We '''all''' know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[referring to Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Me?}} | {{L|Squidward|Me?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why I'm | {{L|Squidward|Why I'm- ''[notices SpongeBob is staring at him while breathing heavily]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away....from him! ''[SpongeBob continues breathing]'' He is the bane of my existence!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh... what I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard and draw a diagram of the incident.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh... what I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard and draw a diagram of the incident.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made an immediate right turn and parked here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was forced to then par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while inadvertently attracting the attention of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}} | {{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. ''[adds some dots to the drawing of his house]'' And then, he appeared. ''[frustratedly makes a drawing of SpongeBob]'' He made an immediate right turn and parked here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was forced to then par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while inadvertently attracting the attention of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up and illustrate his side of the story.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up and illustrate his side of the story.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|His side?!}} | {{L|Squidward|His side?!}} | ||
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