A Fish Called Sandy/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "A Fish Called Sandy" from season 15, which aired on June 13, 2025.

• [The episode starts with a pan to Bikini Bottom]
• French narrator: Ah, the ocean. So bustling with aquatic life. So wet. Ooh! Here comes one of the most elusive of sea creatures now: the squirrel.
• SpongeBob: [blowing with the gum wrapper from "The Paper"]
• Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob. Uh, could you give me some feedback on this scientific paper I'm writing?
• SpongeBob: I loved to, Sandy.
• Sandy: The ocean is permitted with a multitude of aquatic life. From the amaties, hespect terrorist, to the astrodua and the perifera, though the differences are astentsable, there is a plethora of similarities. Spongebob? Are you alright?
• SpongeBob: Your science paper… so cold. So itidiatatic.
• Sandy: Gosh, you reckon it’s too heavy on the technical side?
• SpongeBob: It doesn't sound like anything I experience living in this wonderful ocean. It doesn’t capture the feel of a warm current in your face. What kelp feels like between your toes. I wish you can experience the ocean like I do.
• SpongeBob: So Sandy, what was it that you wanted to-
• Sandy: You’re just in time! Presenting my Fish You Up Machine. With this device, I’ll swap out my squirrel DNA with fish DNA and then I’ll be able to breathe water! Then I can study the ocean like y’all sea critters do, without my bunky old suit on! All thanks to the generous help of our handsome volunteer, Fred.
• Fred: Wait, I thought I was getting a haircut.
• Sandy: Boot that button square dude!
• SpongeBob: It really worked! You have gills! Let’s get you a breath of fresh water. Isn’t the ocean grand? Let it flow through your gills. Oh no. Sandy, trust in your gills. Breathe.
• Patrick: Hey SpongeBob. Sandy forgot how to breathe, huh? It happens to me all the time.
• Sandy: Yeehaw! I'm a water breather! There’s a lot I need to learn about the way of the fish.
• Patrick: Yeah. Like don’t breathe the yellow water.
• Sandy: Ew! Now I feel more spry than a springtime puff! What should we do first, Spongebob?
• Spongebob: Might I suggest everything?