Cool Calamari

Template:Italic title Template:Object Cool Calamari is a magazine that Template:Data:Links imagines being on the cover of in the episode "Unreal Estate."

Description

The cover shows a picture of Squidward posing on a white chair while wearing a black beret. The picture's background is light blue and the chair is on a black floor. The cover has a light yellow borde and the magazine's title in purple cursive writing.

Next to Squidward, there is a black burst effect with a yellow outline that has the word "WOW!" in pink. Above it, the word "Exclusive!" is seen in pink writing. A green banner is seen on the cover's bottom-right corner, and has the words "Special Edition" in dark green, along with a light-green burst effect with a pink outline. Near the bottom left corner of the cover, a barcode can be seen.

Role in episode

In Squidward's daydream of living in the junky house, he imagines himself posing on the cover of Cool Calamari, while telling Template:Data:Links all the "stressful" things the latter would have to deal with if he were to live in the house.