Cool Calamari
Template:Italic title Template:Object Cool Calamari is a magazine that Template:Data:Links imagines being on the cover of whilst daydreaming in the episode "Unreal Estate."
Description
The cover shows a picture of Squidward posing on a white chair while wearing a black beret. The magazine's background is light blue, and the chair is on a dark gray floor. Next to Squidward, there is a black burst effect with a yellow outline and a black inner area that reads the word "WOW!" in pink. Above it, the word "exclusive" is seen in pink writing followed by an exclamation point. The cover shows a light yellow border and the title of the magazine in purple cursive writing.
A green seal is seen on the cover's bottom-right corner and has the words "Special Edition" in dark green, along with a light green burst effect with a dark pink outline. Near the bottom left corner of the cover, a barcode can be seen.
Role in episode
In Squidward's daydream of living in the junky house, he imagines himself posing on the cover of Cool Calamari, while telling Template:Data:Links all the "stressful" things the latter would have to deal with if he were to live in the rocket house.
