A Life in a Day/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "A Life in a Day" from season 6, which aired on June 4, 2008.

[Episode starts at Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob is eating ice cream, while Patrick is tanning]
SpongeBob: This is how to live, isn't it, my friend?
Patrick: You said it, buddy.
[Larry comes in riding a motorcycle. SpongeBob and Patrick scream, and sand gets in their faces. Larry does flips, then rides through a picnic blanket, then pulls one of his brakes causing him to go in circles, getting more sand on SpongeBob and Patrick. He then rides on top of the pile of sand, then through the life guard station causing it to set on fire, and everyone cheers]
Evelyn: He's amazing!
Frank: I'll say! [Larry then throws a basketball into the hoop, then is about to fall, but he presses a button to cause a sky glider to come out, and he causes the flag on some children's sand castles to catch on fire]
Kids: Whoa! [the sky glider then comes off, and Larry stops. Everyone cheers, then Larry takes off his helmet]
Evelyn: Who is that guy?
Nazz-Mimi: That's Larry the Lobster. He's like living large!
Nat: What's your secret, Larry?
Larry: Well, you've gotta take risks. [Larry hops back on his motor cycle] Live on the edge. [Larry rides his motorcycle, then jumps off at the lagoon. He then gets on someone's surfboard upside down]
All: Ooh! [Larry then comes back to shore]
Larry: And you can't... Uh... You can't... [Hears SpongeBob and Patrick whimpering, then picks them up] And you can't live like these two. Just look at 'em. Spineless, [Larry shakes them] weak, [touches them, and they fall] afraid of their own shadows. [They see their shadows, scream, and whimper] Pathetic!
Nat: Larry, how can they redeem their worthless lives?
Larry: I'll tell you how: by living each day as if it were their last!
Patrick: How do we do that?
Larry: By living like me, Larry.
Patrick: But what's that have... [Larry covers his mouth]
Larry: By living, like Larry.
Both: Living, like Larry.
Larry: Living like Larry! [walks away]
Patrick: Living like Larry. Living like Larry. [cuts to later when SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Patrick is sighing, which is like blowing the bubbles] This is bogus!
SpongeBob: What's that, Pat?
Patrick: SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lar... [hears sea horses neighing] This is it, SpongeBob! This is where we redeem our miserable lives! It's time to start... [jumps in the air, then stops] ...Livin' like Larry! [he then goes back down, and onto the back of a sea horse, and he then rides around] Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? [SpongeBob is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store]
SpongeBob: I'm living like Larry! Whoo-hoo! [cuts to later at SpongeBob's house. Patrick kicks the door down, and he is all bandaged up]
Patrick: Where were you, SpongeBob? That was awesome! [picks up SpongeBob, and runs outside]
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, where you going?
Patrick: To live, my friend! We are going to live! [cuts to "A-1 Wreckers"] This is going to be the best fun yet! [a boat gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it]
SpongeBob: I don't know about this, Patrick.
Patrick: You must defeat your reason, before you can start... [jumps up in the air again, then stops] ...living like Larry! [he then goes into a boat] Wo-hoo! SpongeBob, this is it! [he gets smashed from the sides, cringing SpongeBob until his stunt end, then cuts back to SpongeBob as the rest happens. Cuts to SpongeBob's house where he is putting the letters of the alphabet on his pairs of socks]
Music: Livin' Like Larry
SpongeBob: De dee do dee do livin' like Larry. Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry. Deedeedeedee livin' like Larry. [Patrick barges through the door in the boat. He then falls, then breaks out of it]
Patrick: Come on, SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go! [SpongeBob and Patrick run outside. Cuts to later when they are still running]
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, where are we going?
Patrick: Just you wait! it's the ultimate! [they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a trench] What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! [stomps on the ramp] Hey, you guys. [lots of monsters are in the trench. growling and snapping..]
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick, this looks very danger... [Patrick attaches a skate board on SpongeBob's back, then does so with him]
Patrick: Here's to living like Larry!
SpongeBob: Well, wait a minute, Patrick, I think your missing the point. "Living like Larry" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.
Patrick: Don't you mean, cost us our lives, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, I mean your life. I'm not going.
Patrick: I see. And that's your final word on the subject?
SpongeBob: Mmm-hmm.
Patrick: I feel sorry for you. [goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is working. captions version: I feel sorry for you. [screaming. animals growling and roaring..]

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "A Life in a Day" from season 6, which aired on June 4, 2008.