Arbor Day Disarray/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Arbor Day Disarray" from season 13, which aired on June 27, 2023.

[The episode opens with a shot of Sandy's treedome as everyone eats pancakes, Sandy with a fork puts pancakes on SpongeBob's plate, then SpongeBob adds syrup to his pancakes and he eats them.]
SpongeBob: These pancakes are delicious, Sandy, but what do you call this sweet stuff?
Sandy: That's maple syrup, It's kinda like jelly that comes from trees.
[Patrick eats some pancakes before saying.]
Patrick: Tree jelly? Gross. [camera widens to a jellyfish between Patrick and Squidward] I prefer mine on tap. [extracts jelly from the jellyfish's tentacle on his pancakes]
[The jellyfish then stings Squidward painfully and flies away.]
Sandy: Welcome to Bikini Bottom's very first Arbor Day celebration.
Patrick: Barbor day?
SpongeBob: [comes out his hair and beard] Well, I can use a trim.
Mr. Krabs: I think she said Harbor day, to celebrate old navy swabs like meself.
Sandy: It's Arrr-bor day, It's a day to celebrate the joy of trees.
SpongeBob: [walks upfront to Sandy] But Sandy, you've got the only tree in town.
Sandy: Correction, I used to have the only tree because today your all gonna grow your own trees.
[Sandy give more trees to everyone at the party.]
Squidward: Trees don't grow under water.
Sandy: Oh, these little fellas will. [hits her table] I used the power of science to make special acorns that will grow into saltwater trees.
[One acorn goes into SpongeBob's tree.]
SpongeBob: Ohhh, Awww!!!! Hello little tree.
[One acorn goes to Mr. Krabs tree.]
Mr. Krabs: Wooo! Look at that!
[One acorn goes to Mrs. Puff's tree.]
[Mrs. Puff giggles at her tree coming alive.]
[One acorn goes into Squidward's tree.]
[Squidward also goes in awe about his tree growing.]
[Patrick throws his tree away and just eats the science acorn but makes a tree from eating it.]
Sandy: You don't need to chew it, you little stick! [puts Patrick's tree back to normal] [clears throat] To keep your tree healthy all you need to do is give it lots of fertilizer.
[Patrick farts out bubbles before saying.]
Patrick: Not a problem.
Sandy: One more thing, to grow a happy well-rounded tree, you need to talk to them.
SpongeBob: Hi, I'm SpongeBob.
Mr. Krabs: Hey, there little fella.
Patrick: Testing! Testing! Testing!
[The episode then fades into Mrs. Puff putting a seatbelt on her tree.]
Mrs. Puff: I love talking to someone who knows how to keep a secret. [giggles] I can finally tell someone what really happened when I pulled that job in Shell City.
Mr. Krabs: This Arbor Day anarchy is all her fault!
Mrs. Puff: Those trees are ruining everything!
Mrs. Puff: [screams] I gotta go!
Squidward: Hey, they are made out of wood. I say we burn them!
Everyone: Burn them!
SpongeBob: Squidward, that's not the spirit of Arbor Day!
Sandy: Everyone, calm down! I got a plan.
[An explosion happens as a saltwater tree runs past.]