Cancer
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Characters
Synopsis
In the beginning of the short, Squidward plays his clarinet. After that, he congratulates the birthday of the Zodiac cancer sign, explaining that cancers are all good at causing problems and blaming them on others. He then tells us most politicians are cancer, and predicts that everyone with cance will die of cancer, like Queen Elizabeth II.
Squidward then ends the short by saying "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer," reminds the viewers not to eat animated seafood, and goes back to playing his clarinet again.
Trivia
General
- This is the first short of Astrology with Squidward, as well as the SpongeBob SquarePants series.
- Squidward breaks the fourth wall when he mentions that he has cancer.