A Place for Pets/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "A Place for Pets" from season 13, which aired on October 22, 2020.

[The episode opens up to a shot of the Krusty Krab zooming in towards the front entrance with Fred walking into the restaurant. It then transitions to inside the restaurant where we see customers eating and Squidward delivering food to tables]
Squidward: Order for...
[ Incidental 41 and Incidental 42 show looks of excitement as they quickly snatch their food from the plate Squidward is holding. It then shows them eating their food like a bunch of slobs and getting Soda all over Squidward ]
Squidward: Eugh, oh. Disgusting. You people eat like animal... animal... achoo!
[Squidward sneezes and it causes him to slam his head into the plate getting the two soda cups getting stuck in his eyes. He then pushes his eyes through the bottom of the soda cups and uses them as binoculars as he looks at the table next to him]
Ms. Mildred: Oh, who's my baby? Oh, who's my baby?
[ Ms. Mildred feeds her pet worm who is coming out of her purse a small Krabby Patty. Squidward then pulls the soda cups off of his eyes which results in his eyeballs becoming small. He then walks over to Ms. Mildred's table.]
Squidward: Oh no. You cannot bring a worm in here. It's unclean! And some of us are alergi... Achoo!
[Squidward then hits his head on the table as Ms. Mildred and her worm looks at him very surprised. Mr. Krabs then rushes onscreen.]
Mr. Krabs: What's with all the sniffy fits out here Mr. Squidward?
Squidward: It's not my fault Mr. Krabs, she snuck a pet into the restaurant!
Ms. Mildred: Oh! I didn't know my sweet little Fee Fee wasn't allowed.
[Fee Fee then whines at Mr. Krabs with a sad face and then Squidward sneezes all over both Mr. Krabs and Fee Fee resulting in her hair flying onto Mr. Krabs's eyestalks. Fee Fee then strains and manages to make her hair to grow back instantly.]