Comic Walk

"Comic Walk" was composed by Sidney Torch. There are two versions of this cue used on the show: one composed by Sidney Torch, which is mainly associated with Squidward, and another composed by Nicolas Carr. Both tracks include a flute, piccolos, trombones, trumpets, contrabassoons, clarinets, low and high string instruments, and a xylophone being played.

Usage

Sidney Torch version

• 26b. "Squidville" - Squidward gets into an argument with another resident of Tentacle Acres; SpongeBob speaks gibberish to Squidward on the phone; "A well thought out and organized list of complaints."
• 30b. "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic" - "Look, I won't let the guy join the club."
• 31a. "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" - Goodness lesson #1; Goodness lesson #2; Patrick is in a wheelchair.
• 34b. "Frankendoodle" - Squid Doodle comes to life; SpongeBob creates DoodleBob.
• 35b. "Band Geeks" - "I hear you're playing the cash register now."; "I just wanted to watch you blow it."
• 36b. "Krusty Love" - SpongeBob goes on a swearing spree toward Mr. Krabs and angrily storms home to his pineapple.
• 38b. "Artist Unknown" - Squidward scolds SpongeBob because of his hard work.
• 42a. "Club SpongeBob" - Squidward walks away from SpongeBob and Patrick as they sit around and do nothing.
• 42b. "My Pretty Seahorse" - Squidward explains what he and SpongeBob do at work.
• 43a. "Just One Bite" - "...horrible, putrid, poorly prepared, vile..."
• 44a. "Nasty Patty" - "Listen, he ate it!"
• 44b. "Idiot Box" - Squidward becomes annoyed when he opens the box and does not hear or see anything suspicious.
• 45a. "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV" - "I could just hold onto it until after work!"
• 46a. "Snowball Effect" - "Snowball fights are for immature children."
• 48b. "Squilliam Returns" - "Oh, just succeeding in everything you failed in."
• 52a. "Chocolate with Nuts" - Squidward takes the issue of Fancy Living Digest out of SpongeBob's hands.
• 60b. "Pranks a Lot" - "Well, well, well if it isn't SpongeBob and Patrick!"
• 62a. "The Lost Mattress" - "What a dump!"
• 63. "Have You Seen This Snail?" - "What are those Neanderthals up to? Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?"
• 64a. "Skill Crane" - "You didn't win the prize?"
• 64b. "Good Neighbors" - Squidward finds out that it is already noon.
• 65b. "Funny Pants" - "This could be my chance."
• 67a. "Enemy In-Law" - "This delectable creature is your mother?"
• 69a. "Krusty Towers" - "Fine, let's go, Patrick."; Suitcase full of rocks.
• 70b. "Ghost Host" - Squidward tells SpongeBob that he does not believe in ghosts.
• 72a. "All That Glitters" - "I would not dare touch such slop as zees, how you say, Krabby Patty!"
• 72b. "Wishing You Well" - Mr. Krabs spots a boy throwing a coin into the well. (High-pitched)
• 73b. "Once Bitten" - "Snail trail..."
• 76a. "The Thing" - Squidward rides away on his bike; SpongeBob, Smelly, and Patrick walk in a sewer.
• 79b. "Squid Wood" - SpongeBob will not stop pestering Squidward.
• 80b. "The Gift of Gum" - Squidward opens his window.
• 81. "Friend or Foe" - "Meanwhile, Plankton was back at the elementary school."
• 82b. "Night Light" - "It's me, Squidward."
• 83b. "Waiting" - "All right, what's going on? Why are you two crying?"
• 84c. "Good Ol' Whatshisname" - "This is gonna be so easy."
• 86b. "Bucket Sweet Bucket" - Plankton climbs up the ladder; "Everybody's a critic."
• 87a. "To Love a Patty" - Squidward taunts SpongeBob.
• 87b. "Breath of Fresh Squidward" - Squidward gets mad at SpongeBob and Patrick for being in his house; "Wow, SpongeBob, you've been Employee of the Month a gazillion times."
• 88c. "Slimy Dancing" - "If those two nitwits made it, then I'm a shoo-in."; Squidward in SpongeBob's body.
• 91a. "Goo Goo Gas" - "What the heck happened to you?"; Plankton squirts SpongeBob with senior citizen spray.
• 91b. "Le Big Switch" - Squidward gets up.
• 95b. "To Save a Squirrel" - SpongeBob and Patrick realize that they are going to be stuck in the cave forever.
• 98. "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" - Squidward has a nightmare in bed; Squidward tells SpongeBob not to disturb his sleep.
• 101a. "House Fancy" - Squilliam calls Squidward from television.
• 101b. "Krabby Road" - Squidward arrives.
• 103b. "Suction Cup Symphony" - "SpongeBob, can you keep it down?"
• 104a. "Not Normal" - "What could you possibly be trying to do this time?!"; "...and then there's you."
• 114a. "Dear Vikings" - "Hold it right there, whiskers!"
• 115b. "Cephalopod Lodge" - SpongeBob explains.
• 116a. "Squid's Visit" - "Before you ask me that question, ask yourself this: Why would I leave the comfort of my home for your dirty little hovel?"
• 125a. "Pineapple Fever" - "I told you creatures I was trying to take a nap over here!"
• 127b. "I ♥ Dancing" - "We're gonna work on your routine until you get it right!"
• 128a. "Growth Spout" - "Not so fast!"
• 130a. "Greasy Buffoons" - Plankton tells the health inspector that it was Mr. Krabs' idea.
• 145a. "Buried in Time" - "I will allow some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line."
• 151b. "Love That Squid" - Squidward yells at SpongeBob.
• 176b. "Chum Fricassee" - Grandma Tentacles explains to Squidward about the rules of Chum Fricassee.
• 189. "SpongeBob You're Fired" - Mister Weiner shows SpongeBob the kitchen.
• 205b. "Mermaid Pants" - Squidward laughs at Mr. Krabs.
• 206a. "Unreal Estate" - Squidward puts pepper in SpongeBob's alarm clock.
• 212a. "The Incredible Shrinking Sponge" - Mr. Krabs does not let SpongeBob work in the kitchen because of his size. (Low-pitched)
• 213b. "Lost and Found" - Little kid cries at the Krusty Krab.
• 228a. "Fun-Sized Friends" - Mini SpongeBob tries to make breakfast and mini Patrick tries to turn on the TV. (High-pitched)
• 231b. "Ink Lemonade" - Patrick knocks Squidward's door again.

Nicolas Carr version

• 105a. "The Splinter" - SpongeBob tries to get his spatula down.
• 112a. "Porous Pockets" - Patrick does "the slimelich maneuver."
• 112b. "Choir Boys" - SpongeBob wants to join the choir.
• 113a. "Krusty Krushers" - "Oh, did you need something, Mr. Krabs?"
• 114a. "Dear Vikings" - "Of course they do."
• 116a. "Squid's Visit" - "Not on the rug!"
• 116b. "To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants" - Squidward pretends that he does not know who SpongeBob is.
• 118b. "Komputer Overload" - "Okay, here we go! Are you going to make me get the picture down again?"
• 119a. "Gullible Pants" - "Naptime's over, Squidward;" Squidward goes back to sleep.
• 119b. "Overbooked" - Sandy catches SpongeBob opening her toolbox.
• 122a. "Chum Bucket Supreme" - Patrick and Plankton have a board meeting.
• 127a. "Tentacle-Vision" - Squidward gets upset when he finds out Fab and Fancy is canceled; Squidward calls in to Zeus the Guitar Lord.
• 127b. "I ♥ Dancing" - Squidward gets an idea.
• 129a. "Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy" - "Sandy" continues trying to put the bun on the patty.
• 130a. "Greasy Buffoons" - "It reeks... but it tastes delicious!"
• 134. "SpongeBob's Last Stand" - "I'm sorry, SpongeBob."
• 141b. "The Main Drain" - Plankton says that there is no main drain.
• 146a. "The Abrasive Side" - Abrasive SpongeBob insults Squidward.
• 146b. "Earworm" - SpongeBob mops the floor.

Trivia

• If counting both the Sidney Torch and Nicolas Carr versions, this is the fifth most-used non-sound effect APM track in the series.
  • If not, then "Seaweed" and "Skipping to School" tie for the fifth place.