Delivery of Doom/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Delivery of Doom" from season 15, which aired on June 6, 2025.

[The episode opens with a frame of Sandals on an armchair with a TV near him. His stomach growls.]
Sandals: Huh? Oh, I am so hungry, and incapable of doing anything for myself.
Mr. Krabs: [pokes the glass from the TV out] You're in luck, my slovenly friend! While you sit there, wallowing in your filth, you can let the Krusty Krab make and deliver your meal for you! If your food isn't in your hands in 10 minutes or less, it's f-f-fr...
SpongeBob: Psst, the line is "free."
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, what he said.
[SpongeBob gives the food to Sandals and tries to grab it. He eats it.]
Sandals: Thank you, Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: You're welcome!
Mr. Krabs: Where's me money?
[A title card saying "The Krusty Krab" with text saying "Call-KK-01KP" below it, appears. The screen transitions to the lair.]
Realistic Fish Head: [off-screen] Little did they know, their Krusty commercial would reach the ignoble eyes of, the League of E.V.I.L!
Dirty Bubble: Mmm, I love those greasy Krabby Patties!
Jumbo Shrimp: Yeah, but I hate [slams the desk] paying for things!
Helen the Felon: Well, if I don't get my afternoon snackies, I'm gonna throw a tantrum!
[Sub-Marinara makes babbling noises.]
Man Ray: You're right! This calls for a deliciously diabolical scheme! Whoop!
[Man Ray pushes his chair to the phone.]
Man Ray: We place our order with Krusty Krab, then we use our powers of evil to ensure the delivery boy is late! Then we get a free lunch! [laughs evilly] Laugh with me, villains! Laugh!
[Man Ray, Sub-Marinara, Dirty Bubble, and Jumbo Shrimp now laugh.]
Man Ray: Shh, shh...
Mr. Krabs: [speaking over telephone] Krusty Krab.
Man Ray: Hello, I'd like five Krabby Combos, extra Krusty sauce-
Helen the Felon: [whispering] Hey, [unintelligible speech]
Man Ray: Oh, make that four, and a Pipsqueak Patty kids meal. Make it out to [speaks evilly] Man Ray... [speaks normally again] Deliver to League of E.V.I.L. secret hideout, ominous alley behind the gas station. Thank you!
Mr Krabs: [speaking over telephone] No, thank you- [gets cut off when Man Ray hangs up the telephone]
Man Ray: Villains... Battle stations!
[The episode cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab.]
Realistic Fish Head: [off-screen] Meanwhile...
[The episode cuts to a shot of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs inside the Krusty Krab.]
Mr. Krabs: Now remember SpongeBob... This delivery's gotta be quick, and you gotta put it directly in the customer's hand... [climbs the ladder to the Krusty Krab's roof] I ain't giving out no free meals.
SpongeBob: Aye-aye, sir! Erm, but... [the scene changes to the Krusty Krab's roof when SpongeBob walks onto it] Do you think I will have time for the villains to sign my comic book?
Mr. Krabs: Just get in the cannon.
SpongeBob: [jumps into the cannon] Woosh!
[Mr. Krabs pushes SpongeBob into the cannon.]
Mr. Krabs: Pull! [He launches SpongeBob; Cut to the entrance to the lair. SpongeBob hits the sign.]
Realistic Fish Head: [off-screen] Slam! [SpongeBob falls into the entrance.]
SpongeBob: Wh, wh, huh? "Secret Entrance." Sounds villainous. [He opens the door.] This must be the place.
[He goes into the entrance. He notices that there are spikes at the bottom.
SpongeBob: Uh-oh. [He screams as he is falling down, and abruptly stops] Oh, wait a second!
Realistic Fish Head: [off-screen] Picking quickly, SpongeBob reached for his hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments.