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Dunces and Dragons

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Songs:

  • Squidly's 7 songs

DVD:

  • Lost in Time
  • Nick Picks 6

Plot

Transcript

Main article: Dunces and Dragons (transcript)

Quotes

  • Guard: Right this way.
SpongeBob: Excuse me, my good man, but I believeth you meanteth to say, "Righteth this way-eth!" ( giggles )
Guard: ( holds his spear up to his throat, gulps, and then puts it down ) Some day, but not today.
  • SpongeBob: Pat, do you know how to ride a seahorse?
Patrick: Nuh-uh.
SpongeBob: Mr. Seahorse sir, you go easy on beginners right? (Seahorses ride off with Patrick and SpongeBob on them)
  • Squidly: I am Squidly, the king's royal fool- or at least I was, until I royally messed up.
  • Squidly: (singing) I was the king's favourite fool, I bring merry mirth and laughter! But I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke now I hang from ye olde rafter!
  • SpongeBob: Don't you see, Patrick?! We really are in medieval times!
Patrick: Oh, no! I think I left the water running at home!
  • Karen: Planktonimor, thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself.
  • SpongeBob: ( weakly ) We're here to rescue you Pearl! Whew! Can I get a glass of water?
Planktonimor: Sparkling or regular? ( pulls bottles away ) Psyche-eth!
SpongeBob: ( gasps ) You really are the eviliest wizard in Bikini Bottomshire! Prepare to be vanquished!
Planktonimor: Bring it on-eth, knave!
  • Squidly: (singing) There once was a dragon so handsome and smart. He let me go free, for he had a big heart! ( dragon zaps him ) Everyone be-eth a critic.
  • Planktonimor: ( To Dragon Jellyfish ) YES! YES! Sick-eth them, boy!
  • SpongeBob: How's that mutton, Patrick?

Patrick: Me thinks it's mutton-tastic!

  • SpongeBob: ( To Medieval Sandy ) I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus!
Squidly: That be royal fool.
  • Squidly: Ow-eth.
  • Princess Pearl: I be-eth okay.
  • SpongeBob: Wow. The boys back home will never believe this! ( After capturing the Dragon Jellyfish )
Patrick: I'm right here, and I don't believe it!
  • King Krabs: What's this? A lost piece of the prophecy?
SpongeBob: Let me guess - more praise for our manly statures?
King Krabs: Actually, it says here that I'm supposed to kick you out of here.
SpongeBob: Don't worry! We manly knights are so manly we kick ourselves out of places! ( Kicks himself out of the picture.)
  • SpongeBob: ( Takes sword from blacksmith ) It's a little heavy! ( Drops the sword and it stabs the blacksmith )
Blacksmith: ( With sword still sticking out of him ) Ha! Ha! That's going to need some stitches!
  • King Krabs: Hm. I do wonder if I couldst sell these......erm... Krabby Patties! (laughs)
  • Squidly ( singing ): Oh hear me king, for I must sing, how you are the greatest at everything, like letting a dragon burn down our city, a horrible sight that wasn't pretty. T'was all your fault and tis a pitty... You are bad, You are to blame, now hang your kingly head in shame! Lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala!
All: (singing) The king is bad! The king's to blame! Now hang your kingly head in shame! Lalalala lalalala lalalalalala!
  • Squidly ( singing ): Oh dark knight spare us please, Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees, Please take these two and let me go free, And I will give to thee some ( hesitates ) cheese. (Mooing sound)
  • Squidly:(singing) Hark, the princess!She screams from the tower. By the sounds of her cries (he removes his hat in respect) this is her final hour.
Dark Knight: Then time be of the essence. Duth thou remember the plan?(Everyone starts stuttering)
Patrick: Uh...No! (SpongeBob and Squidly look at Patrick) Uh I mean yes, yes! That's what I...said. (laughs)
Dark Knight: Then let us forge on. (The Dark Knight runs on as SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidly shiver)
  • SpongeBob: I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break!

Triva/Goofs

  • The title of the episode is a Parody of the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons.
  • The name of the stadium/restaurant, Medieval Moments, is a spoof of the restaurant chain Medieval Times.
  • Burger King held a toy promotion to tie in with this episode, with figures of SpongeBob dressed as figures from different periods of time.
  • The viewing figures of this episode - 8.5 million - are some of the highest in SpongeBob's history.
  • Nickelodeon Asia aired this episode on March 19, 2006 together with the "SpongeBob-a-thon" which premiered new episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
  • This episode was first seen in a New Years 2006 commercial.
  • The Lost in Time DVD was originally going to only include four episodes like the VHS version, but two episodes, "Enemy In-Law" and "Patrick SmartPants", were included on the DVD as a pair of bonus episodes.
  • The commercial's advertising campaign refers to it as Lost In Time.
  • On Nick.com, The Dunces & Dragons game was named the "Game of the Week of the Year".
  • A knight slices SpongeBob's hat in half when they first arrive in the medieval time period, but his hat is still intact in later scenes.
  • Bikini Bottomshire is a parody of Shire of Tolkien's Lord Of The Rings.
  • The blacksmith is possibly an ancestor of the Tattletale Strangler, due to the fact he looked like him and tried to strangle SpongeBob with his tongs.
  • The Black Night canot be Sandy's ancestor because Sandy came to Bikini Bottom from Texas as her home
  • In one part of the episode where Spongebob and Patrick get on the seahorses, they don't know how to ride them. Despite this, Spongebob was very successful in riding a seahorse in an early episode My Pretty Seahorse.
  • This episode is an episode that takes place in the medieval times.
  • King Krabs' name is a pun on "King Crab", which is a specie of crab.

Music

Original Music

  • Greensleeves (played badly) {Squidly}
  • I Was The King's Favorite Fool - Squidly's 1st song. {Steven Banks, Zeus Cervas, Erik Wiese, and Andy Paley}
  • The Dragon is Here - Squidly's 2nd song. {Steven Banks, Zeus Cervas, Erik Wiese, and Andy Paley}
  • The King is Bad - Squidly's 3rd song. {Steven Banks, Zeus Cervas, Erik Wiese, and Andy Paley}
  • Spare Us, Dark Knight - Squidly's 4th song. {Steven Banks, Zeus Cervas, Erik Wiese, and Andy Paley}
  • The Princess Screams - Squidly's 5th song. {Steven Banks, Zeus Cervas, Erik Wiese, and Andy Paley}
  • There Once Was A Dragon - Squidly's 6th song. {Steven Banks, Zeus Cervas, Erik Wiese, and Andy Paley}
  • Tis All Ended Well - Squidly's 7th song. {Steven Banks, Zeus Cervas, Erik Wiese, and Andy Paley}

APM Music

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