List of short songs
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This is a list of short songs that appear in SpongeBob SquarePants, The Patrick Star Show, and Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years.
4-Ply
"4-Ply" is a song by Boys Who Cry that was covered by Squidward and featured in the episode "Whale of a Birthday." It was written by Vincent Waller and Andy Paley.
Lyrics
- When my tear ducts give issue
- I can't use just any tissue
- I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply
- When I cry, huh!
A Mining We Will Go
"A Mining We Will Go" is a short song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in "Mustard O' Mine." The music was composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield.
Lyrics
- Oh, a-mining we will go!
- The mustard, it will flow!
- With pick and axe, without the facts!
- There's nothing that we know!
- Ta-da!
Aka Waka Maka Mia
"Aka Waka Maka Mia" is a song written by Tim Hill, and sung by SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star. The song is sung in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run during the show at King Poseidon's Palace, when they are mistaken for artists, and in a flashback of the Camp Coral talent show.
Lyrics
- Hey! Aka Waka Maka Mia Was a pufferfish
- Being bigger than a puffer was his only wish
- And so he huffed, he puffed, he billowed and he blew-
Barg'N-Mart jingle
The "Barg'N-Mart jingle" is a jingle SpongeBob makes up in the episode "Help Wanted," when he goes to the Barg'N-Mart to pick up a hydro-dynamic spatula.
Lyrics
- Barg'N-Mart
- Meeting all of your spatula needs.
Lyrics (reprise)
- Do do do do do do, spatula, spatula
- Port-and-starboard attachments.
Bikini Bottom National Anthem
"Bikini Bottom National Anthem" is the anthem that the Bikini Bottomites use as a pledge. The anthem was first heard in the episode "Imitation Krabs" as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake, and again in "Little Yellow Book" when Squidward puts it on the radio after learning SpongeBob dances in his underwear when he hears that theme. It was also recited in The SpongeBob Musical: Live on Stage!
Lyrics
- Oh, Bikini Bottom,
- We pledge our hearts to you.
- As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue!
- Bikini Bottom, we love you!
Bikini Holler
"Bikini Holler" is sung by Sandy, SpongeBob and Patrick, while riding towards Bikini Holler in "In the Mood to Feud".
Lyrics
- Oh, we're on our way to Bikini Holler.
- The road behind us is getting smaller.
- The grass is green and the trees are taller.
- And I'll stop yodeling for just a dollar.
Bing Bang
"Bing Bang" is a LazyTown song that SpongeBob sings one line from in Nick DVD Bingo.
Lyrics
- SpongeBob: Bing bang diggiriggidong
Brain Freeze
"Brain Freeze" is a song sung by Patrick in "Goofy Scoopers." It is a heavy metal song sung very quickly about having a case of brain freeze.
Lyrics
- Ice cream so tasty, freezing in my mouth
- Icy pain inside my brain, won't you help me out!?
- I have a brain freeze, I have a brain freeze, I have a brain freeze, help me with my brain freeze!
Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth
"Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road." It is sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Plankton tuned somewhere else before SpongeBob could finish the song.
Lyrics
- Brush, brush, brush my teeth,
- Gently keep them clean-
Brushing Everywhere
File:Brushin' Everywhere.ogg "Brushing Everywhere" is a very short song sung by Patrick while brushing his teeth in the episode "Dumped."
Lyrics
- Brush brush brush,
- Brush brush brush,
- Brushing everywhere
Campfire, Ooh La La
"Campfire, Ooh La La" is a campfire song that SpongeBob and the other campers sing in the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Sun's Out, Fun's Out," while stuck in Camp Master Krabs' cabin. While Patrick's mouth is seen moving, his voice is not heard in the song. He is interrupted by Squidward before he can finish the song.
Lyrics
- SpongeBob: Oh...
- What's bright and hot and not so wet?
- Other campers: Campfire, ooh la la!
- SpongeBob: Burns your clothes and makes you sweat!
- Other campers: Campfire, ooh la la!
- SpongeBob: Hot, hot, hot, it makes you hot...
- And sweaty and hotter, hot, hot, hot...
Carol of the Chum
"Carol of the Chum" is a song sung by Eban Schletter and Crissy Guerrero in the episode "Plankton's Old Chum." It is heard when SpongeBob appears skating on the chum and stops in front of angry Bikini Bottomites at the Chum Bucket to say that they should not fight because it is Chum Day. The song is a parody of the Christmas song "Carol of the Bells," and it was composed by Eban Schletter.
Lyrics
- Chum, chum, chum, chum,
- Chum, chum, chum, chum,
- Chum, chum, chum, chum,
- Chum, chum, chum, chum,
- Chum, chum, chum, chum,
- Chum, chum, chum, chum,
- Chum-chum-chum-chum.
Chum Day
"Chum Day" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Plankton's Old Chum." It is a parody of the Christmas song "Deck the Halls."
Lyrics
- Deck the sea with lumps of new chum
- Chum-a, chum-a, chum, ch-chum, chum, chum
- 'Tis the season to be chum dumb
- Chum-a, chum-a, chum, ch-chum, chum, chum
- Don we now our chum apparel
- Chum-a chum, chum-a chum, chum, chum, chum
- As we sing this stinky carol
- Chum-a, chum-a, chum, ch-chum, chum, chum
Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear
"Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear" is a song sung by Eban Schletter in "Sing a Song of Patrick." Before the band members are forced to sing Patrick's song, they are heard performing the ending line of the song. The song was written by Tom King.
Lyrics
- And that's why you're my cookie, wookie, teddy bear!
Eat at The Krusty Krab
"Eat at the Krusty Krab" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in the episode "Tentacle-Vision."
Lyrics
- Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
- Eat at the Krusty Krab!
- We don't just want you,
- We want your money too!
- Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
- Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
- We want your money too!
"El Diablo" Song
"El Diablo" is a song sung in the movie The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run. It is heard during Sage's narration about El Diablo, and during the chase by El Diablo's whirlwind form.
Lyrics
- El Diablo
- El Diablo
- El Diablo
- El Diablo
- Very bad man
Elder Song
"Elder Song" is a song sung by Old Man Jenkins in the episode "Senior Discount."
Lyrics
- Oh, elders are your better 'cause we're older!
- So all you whippersnappers get in line!
- Y'all better be respectful to your elders, or we'll whip you with a soup spoon every time!
Fancy Livin'
"Fancy Livin'" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick when they walk away from the con man's first house with their candy bar bags. It is heard in "Chocolate with Nuts."
Lyrics
- Fancy livin', here we come!
- La la la la, la!
For He's a Jolly Good Rookie
"For He's a Jolly Good Rookie" is a song sung by the Bikini Bottomites in "F.U.N." while making SpongeBob the new Bikini Bottom Honorary Town Rookie. The song is a parody of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow." Near the end of the song, the citizens abruptly stop singing and leave in boredom.
Lyrics
- For he's a jolly good rookie,
- For he's a jolly good rookie,
- For he's a jolly good rookie...
- Which no- whatever.
Gal Pal Song
"Gal Pal Song" is a song sung by Karen, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl in the episode "A Cabin in the Kelp."
Lyrics
- We're Gal Pals.
- And, yes, we shall.
- Conquer the world one day!
- We're no sea bunnies.
- We're smart and funny.
- And we demand equal pay!
- We'll shout "Gal Pals."
- Right into your ear canal.
- And bang it on a drum!
- We're sweet and nice.
- But take our advice.
- Cross us and you'll be chum!
Gary's Feeding Time
"Gary's Feeding Time" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road." It goes to the tune of "Oh My Darling Clementine."
Lyrics
- Time to feed 'im, time to feed 'im
- Now it's Gary's feeding time!
- Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow-
Gary's Way
"Gary's Way" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Missing Identity" as he's giving Gary breakfast.
Lyrics
- The most important meal of the day,
- Servin' it up,
- Gary's way.
- Pop!
Get Up, Be Active
"Get Up, Be Active" is a song or "lullaby" sung by Patrick in the episode "InSPONGEiac" as he tries to wake up SpongeBob.
Lyrics
- Get up, be active!
- Get up, be active!
- Get up, be active!
- Get up, be active!
- Get up, be active!
- Get up, be active!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, be active!
- Get up, be active!
- Get up, be active!
- Get up, be active!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
- Get up, don't lie down!
Going on Down to Boating School
"Going on Down to Boating School" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "The Hot Shot." He sings it as he runs down to Mrs. Puff's Boating School, and is cut short by his classmates, who are cheering for Tony Fast Jr.
Lyrics
- Goin' on down to Boating School
- Boating School, Boating School
- Goin' on down to Boating School
- La dee da da, Mrs. Puff-
Going on Vacation
"Going on Vacation" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation."
Lyrics
- Going on vacation with Mr. Krabs!
- Going on vacation with his daughter Pearl!
- Going on vacation with the whole Krabs Clan!
- La la la la la la la!
- I'm a vacation man!
Going to the Moon
"Going to the Moon" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Sandy's Rocket."
Lyrics
- Going to the moon!
- Moon ride!
- Moon ride!
- Moon ride!
Going to Work/Crossing the Street
"Going to Work/Crossing the Street" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!"
Lyrics
- Going to work, going to work, I'm going to work!
- I'm going to work, I'm going to work, I'm going to work!
- I'm going to work. I'm going to work, going to work, go-going to work.
- I'm crossing the street! Crossing the street! I'm crossing the street!
Happy Birthday Squidward
"Happy Birthday Squidward" is sung by SpongeBob and Patrick to Squidward on his "birthday" in the beginning of the episode "Opposite Day."
Lyrics
- Happy, happy birthday, happy birthday cake!
- Happy, happy birthday, pin the tail on the seahorse!
- Happy, happy birthday, happy birthday, Squidward!
Have You Seen My Genius?
"Have You Seen My Genius?" is a song sung by Plankton in the episode "Chum Bucket Supreme."
Lyrics
- Have you seen this, seen this, seen this?
- Seen my genius, genius, genius!
Here I Go, a Painting
"Here I Go, a Painting" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "MuseBob ModelPants".
Lyrics
- Here I go, a painting, a painting, a painting,
- Here I go, a painting, all the ding-dong day!
High Seas Chant
"High Seas Chant" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs to drive out SpongeBob's earworm in "Earworm." It's set to the tune of the traditional folk song "The Irish Washerwoman."
Lyrics
- It be drafty and wet on the mighty high seas,
- The ideal abode for rampant disease
- So, Mateys, Oh, Mateys,
- Don't ever weep,
- If I so much as peep, cast me into the deep!
I Don't Care
"I Don't Care" is a song sung by Squidward in "CopyBob DittoPants" when he thought he was dreaming.
Lyrics
- I don't care,
- I don't care,
- None of this is real!
I Hate Patrick
"I Hate Patrick" is a song sung by FitzPatrick and the Goofy Scoopers in the eponymous episode to ruin Patrick's reputation. The instrumental would later be used in "Dr. Smart Science" as the music one of the plant were listening to. It could also be considered a heavy metal-style parody of the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song.
Lyrics
- FitzPatrick: Hey there, kids, who ruined your day?
- Goofy Scoopers: Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
- FitzPatrick: Messed up your music and took your ice cream away!
- Goofy Scoopers: Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
- FitzPatrick: Remember my name when you scream and cry!
- Goofy Scoopers: Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
- FitzPatrick: I hope you hate me till the day I die!
- Goofy Scoopers: Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
- FitzPatrick and Goofy Scoopers: Hey, ice cream boy, I see you eating ice cream! My name is Patrick Star!
I Hate SpongeBob
"I Hate SpongeBob" is a song sung by Squidward while he was watering his garden in "Mermaid Pants."
Lyrics
- I hate SpongeBob and I hate Patrick...
- Loathing SpongeBob. Scorning Patrick. La, la, la, la, la, la...
I'm Gonna Know the Formula
"I'm Gonna Know the Formula" is a song sung by Plankton in "CopyBob DittoPants."
Lyrics
- I'm gonna know the formula!
- I'm gonna know the formula...
I'm Squidward
"I'm Squidward" is a song sung by Patrick Star and then by him and SpongeBob in the episode "Opposite Day." It is often repeated in that episode.
Lyrics
- I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward!
- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
I've Got an Abrasive Side!
"I've Got an Abrasive Side" is sung by SpongeBob in "The Abrasive Side" when he receives an abrasive side. It is sung to the tune of "Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush." This song was arranged by Nicolas Carr.
Lyrics
- I've got an abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side,
- I've got an abrasive side, and now I can say no!
- Abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side
- And now I can say NO!
If I Was A God
"If I Was A God" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the short "SpongeGod."
Lyrics
- I would give free Krabby Patties, to the whole darn town.
- And if I saw a frown, "Aha!" I'd turn it upside down!
- And as for toxic waste, I don't care for the taste.
- So listen to my scheme. I'd change it into ice creeeam!
Ignoring
"Ignoring" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful."
Lyrics
- Ignoring, ignoring! La da dum. Da da dee. Da da doo.
Indoors
"Indoors" is an a cappella song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "I Had an Accident."
Lyrics
- Everything I could ever want is right here!
- In fact, let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors.
- I know of a place,
- Where you never get harmed.
- A magical place,
- With magical charms.
- Indoors, indoors, indooooors!
- Take it away, Penny!
- Penny: [silence]
- Patrick: That penny has the most beautiful voice.
Jingle Bells, Mermaid Man Smells
"Jingle Bells, Mermaid Man Smells" is sung by SpongeBob, Mermaid Man, and later Barnacle Boy in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II." The song is a parody of a Batman and Robin-themed version of "Jingle Bells" (Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg), of whom Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are respective parodies.
Lyrics
- Oh, Jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells,
- Barnacle Boy laid an egg,
- The Invisible Boatmobile lost a wheel
- And Barnacle Boy laid an egg. Hey-hey!
- Oh, Jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells,
- Barnacle Boy laid an egg,
- The Dirty Bubble popped and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and SpongeBob got away!
- Hooray!
Jingle Krabs
"Jingle Krabs" is a song from the season 14 episode "Sandy's Country Christmas." It is a song that, presumably, Mr. Krabs wrote for Squidward to sing. It was written by Danny Giovannini.
Lyrics
- Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
- Eat here every day
- Something, something, Krabby Patties
- Don't forget to pay.
Kamp Koral Cheer
"Kamp Koral Cheer" is a song from the season 14 episode "Kreepaway Kamp." It was sung by SpongeBob when the campers are stuck in the old camp. The song is written by Kaz.
Lyrics
- Jump up and cheer for old Kamp Koral!
- Where the food is bad and tastes abnormal!
- The beds are full of bugs and the woods are paranormal!
- But we love it here in camp
- So there'll be no quarrel!
Kamp Koral Song
"Kamp Koral Song" is a song sung by SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and the Trawlers at the end of "Kreepaway Kamp" during the real big reunion. The song is also written by Kaz. The background music to this song is a rock version of the Kamp Koral Theme Song done by the Trawlers.
Lyrics
Note: Lyrics written in bold are only sung by the Trawlers.
- [instrumental for about 35 seconds]
- Kamp Koral!
- Elwood kidnapped everyone
- Kamp Koral!
- Now the party has begun
- Kamp Koral!
- We thought we'd be killed
- Instead we're so thrilled right down to our toes!
Krabby O'Mondays Birthday Song
The "Krabby O'Mondays Birthday Song" is unenthusiastically sung by Squidward at Krabby O'Monday's in the episode "Selling Out."
Lyrics
- Happy Happy Birthday [sighs]
- Happy Happy Bir-
Kraft SpongeBob SquarePants Macaroni and Cheese
A commercial short song about Cheesasaurus Rex, similar to some other Kraft Macaroni & Cheese commercials.
Lyrics
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Krusty Krab Jingle
The "Krusty Krab Jingle" is a jingle that appears in the Krusty Krab commercial in the episode "As Seen on TV." sung by Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Pearl.
Lyrics
- The Krusty Krab
- Come spend your money here!
Kung Fu Rock
"Kung Fu Rock" is a song that SpongeBob listens to while cleaning the Krusty Krab in the episode "Sharks vs. Pods."
Lyrics
- Yeah, Kung Fu Rock, Kung Fu Rock.
- Kick off your socks and get a clomp in the chops.
- Swing one, swing two, smack down,
- Pop!
- That's how you do the Kung Fu Rock! A-yo!
Laundry Song
The "Laundry Song" is a song sung in "New Digs" when SpongeBob does his laundry. Its instrumental version is "New Digs Title Music."
Lyrics
- Laundry song, la la la
- Sing about your laundry all day long!
- La-la-la-la-laundry song!
Legend
Legend is a song written by Eban Schletter and Sean Charmatz. It plays throughout the short The Legend of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Lyrics
- SpongeBob!
- Took the spatula from the stone
- As just a lad
- What a special gift he had [people cheering and whistling]
- Wielding gallantly while fighting evil [throws spatula at dragon which makes the dragon cry]
- With a cool hairdo
- And nice abs, too
- He had a vision one night of a krabby patty
- And took a bite
- Feeling it's delight
- SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
- Realized his destiny
- And knew that he
- Must cook with thee
- A secret recipe
- Was used to prepare
- One million Krabby Patties he wanted to share
- With every single fish in the entire sea
- SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
- Quite a legend was he!
Listen to the Mustard Flow
"Listen to the Mustard Flow" is a song sung by SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward in the episode "Mustard O' Mine." The Minecraft x SpongeBob DLC soundtrack's general music_mustard.ogg is its instrumental version. It's set to the tune of "Listen to the Mockingbird."
Lyrics
- SpongeBob: I struck mustard!
- Squidward: Mustard?
- Patrick: Mustard?
- SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick: Look at all the mustard flow!
- Look at all the mustard flow!
- That golden yellow fatty acid treat!
Mauna Loa How I Love Ya
"Mauna Loa How I Love Ya" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa."
Lyrics
- Mauna Loa, how I love ya
- Oh, my secret lovin' hideaway
- My Mauna Loa ba-a-by.
Meatball, Meatball
"Meatball, Meatball" is a chant used in the episode "Imitation Krabs," as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake. The chant is recited while Robot Krabs is shot out of a cannon and lands on a chair to "eat" a plate of spaghetti.
Lyrics
- SpongeBob and Robot Krabs: Meatball, meatball
- Spaghetti underneath.
- Ravioli, ravioli
- Great Barrier Reef!
Mermaid Man Our Hero
"Mermaid Man Our Hero" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in "Mermaid Pants." It is written by Kaz and played alongside "The Lineman."
Lyrics
- Patrick: Mermaid Man, our hero! Barnacle Boy, you too!
- SpongeBob: Mermaid Man, crime fighter! Barnacle Boy, makes two!
- Patrick: Evil found its match today! Underwater justice and fair play!
- Both: Super plan! Garbage can! Mini van! Mermaid Man!
Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy TV Theme
"Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy TV Theme" is a song featured in the episode "The Bad Guy Club for Villains."
Lyrics
- Faster than light!
- They're there to stop crime!
- It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
- If you're in a jam,
- It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Moonlight Bay
"Moonlight Bay" is a song sung by Pat the Hapless and four decapitated heads in "Something Stupid This Way Comes." It is cut short due to the screen-wipe.
Lyrics
- We were sailing along
- Bom-bom-bom-bom
- On Moonlight Bay
- Bom-bom-bom-bom
- We could use a full-
Night Song
The "Night Song" is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "Graveyard Shift." It is set to the tune of the fanfare "Charge," which frequently plays at sporting events.
Lyrics
- Night, night, night, night
- Night, night, night, night
- Night, night, night, night
- Na-na-na-na-na-night!
- Night!
Off to Work
"Off to Work" is a song sung by SpongeBob in "The Endless Summer" short.
Lyrics
- Off to work at the Krusty Krab,
- frying up patties and
- blabbity blab.
Oh, I Wonder
"Oh, I Wonder" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in "What's Eating Patrick?"
Lyrics
- Oh, I wonder how many Krabby Patties I can sell!
One More Year
"One More Year" is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in "No Free Rides"
Lyrics
- I'm gonna get my driver's license,
- and it's only gonna take one more year,
- one more year, one more super duper year.
- One more super-spectacular, extra-magical, extra-fantastical year!
Pearl's Me Daughter
"Pearl's Me Daughter" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in "Squeaky Boots" for Pearl on her birthday party.
Lyrics
- Yar har, Pearl's me daughter,
- And I'll spit in your eye! Yo-ho,
- Pearl's a whale and it's her birthday,
- yar, yar, yar... Ta-da!
Plankton's Holiday Hits
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Ravioli Song
The "Ravioli Song" is a very short song heard in "Imitation Krabs."
Lyrics
- Ravioli, ravioli,
- Give me the formuoli.
Sandy's Western Song
"Sandy's Western Song" is a song that Sandy sings in an attempt to remove SpongeBob's earworm in the episode "Earworm." Sandy states that this song is even more "irresistible" while wearing a cowboy hat.
Lyrics
- Ohhh...
- Life on the prairie is lonesome indeed,
- Not a friend in sight amongst the rustlin' weeds,
- So when I get lonesome, I don't have a conniption,
- I just fire up my friend generator contraption!
Santa's Coming Tonight
"Santa's Coming Tonight" is a song sung in the episode "Christmas Who?" by a group of Bikini Bottomites gathered around a Christmas tree. It is sung to the tune of the chorus of "Jingle Bells."
Lyrics
- Santa's coming tonight, tonight,
- Santa's coming tonight!
- Santa's coming tonight, tonight,
- Santa's coming tonight!
- Santa's coming tonight, tonight!
- Santa's coming tonight!
Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me
"Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me" is a song from the episode "Party Pooper Pants." It is sung by Patchy the Pirate, to entertain the party guests.
Lyrics
- Oh... scurvy ain't for the likes of me,
- Yo ho yo ho,
- Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho... Oh!
- Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho,
- yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho...
- Oh...!
- Scurvy ain't for the likes of me.
Secret Hideout
"Secret Hideout" is a short song heard in the episode "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa." The song was sung by Patrick Star.
Lyrics
- Secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hide!-
Sewer, Sewer, Cha Cha Cha
"Sewer, Sewer, Cha Cha Cha" is a short song heard in the episode "The Sewers of Bikini Bottom." The song was sung by SpongeBob SquarePants.
Lyrics
Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha! Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha! Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha!
Shopping Spree, That's For Me
"Shopping Spree, That's For Me" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Shopping List" after he is given a shopping list.
Lyrics
- Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!
- Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!
- Shopping spree! That's for me! A list of goodies from the sea!
Slabby Patty Song
The "Slabby Patty Song" is a short song heard in "SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout." The song was sung by JimBob.
Lyrics
- Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right,
- Slabby Patty, day and night,
- what a nifty tasty sight!
- Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right...!
Smiling Rainbows
"Smiling Rainbows" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Sold!" It was written by Andrew Goodman with music composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield. The Minecraft x SpongeBob DLC soundtrack's general music_smiling_rainbows.ogg is its instrumental version.
Lyrics
- Smilin' rainbows, smilin' sun,
- smilin' rocks, and vegetation!
- Look ma, I'm dancing, and hear my song!
- The world is lovely when nothing is wrong!
- Everything's smiling, yes even me!
- Is this what they call feeling happy?!
Solstice Caroling
"Solstice Caroling" is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "Krabby Land" where he asks Squidward to do some solstice caroling.
Lyrics
- Walking on the grass
- It's so fine.
- Don't need shoes in the Summertime.
Space Nachos
"Space Nachos" is a song sung by Pat-Tron in The Patrick Star Show episode "Something Stupid This Way Comes." The lyrics are written by Kaz and Ego Plum. It has a BPM of 140.
Lyrics
- Oh!
- You can keep your stale tacos
- I love my space nachos.
- Listen, you muchacho
- It's the best in all the cosmos
- Computer chips and space cheese
- I always answer yes, please
- Boom, chacka lacka, boom boom
Squidly's Songs
Squidly Tentacles sings several songs in "Dunces and Dragons":
King's Favorite Fool
Lyrics
- I was the King's favorite fool
- I made merry, mirth and laughter!
- Then I told one bad joke, and the King had a stroke,
- Now I hang from ye olde rafter.
Dragon is Here
Lyrics
- The evil wizard's dragon is here,
- see the townsfolk scream with fear,
- See the townsfolk try to run,
- I can tell this won't be fun!
- The dragon will torch everything,
- everything in the valley,
- Hospitals, schools, retirement homes,
- and even Ye Olde Bowling Alley!
King is Bad
Lyrics
- Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,
- how you are the greatest at everything,
- like letting a dragon burn down our city,
- a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,
- 'twas all your fault and 'tis a pity!
- You were bad, you are to blame,
- now hang your kingly head in shame!
- la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
- The king is bad, the king's to blame,
- he hangs his kingly head in shame!
- la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Oh Dark Knight
Lyrics
- Oh Dark Knight spare us please,
- don't cut off our heads or boil our knees,
- Pray, take these two, and let me go free,
- and I will give to thee some... cheese!
Hark the Princess
This song is about how Princess Pearl is close to death, and Squidly is not very hopeful that she will survive from Planktonamor's wrath. The melody vaguely resembles "Rule, Britannia."
Lyrics
- Hark, the princess, she screams from the tower,
- From the sound of her shrieks, this is her final hour.
Handsome Dragon
Lyrics
- There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,
- He let me go free, for he had a big heart!
Ring the Bell
Lyrics
- Hark, ring the bell, 'tis all ended well,
- The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned,
- And only a few of us got badly burned!
Squidward Had a Krabby Patty
"Squidward Had a Krabby Patty" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode "The Two Faces of Squidward." It is a parody of the nursery rhyme "Mary Had a Little Lamb."
Lyrics
- Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
- Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,
- Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
- whose buns were white as snow.
Squidward Is My Best Friend
"Squidward Is My Best Friend" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" while he is playing the bass very badly and is singing. In the second verse, he pulls back the bow on the string like a bow and arrow and lets go, having it go through one of Squidward's paintings. However Patrick interrupts him.
Lyrics
- Squidward, is my best friend, in the world,
- Squidward, is my best friend in the sea,
- Squidward,-
- Patrick: -likes Patrick more than SpongeBob!
- And Patrick is a dirty stinky rotten friend stealer!
Squidward's dream song
"Squidward's dream song" is a song played by Squidward in "Sleepy Time." It is sung by SpongeBob.
Lyrics
- SpongeBob: La la! La la la la la la la la!
Squidward's Lullaby
"Squidward's Lullaby" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Snooze You Lose." It was written by Kaz.
Lyrics
- Sleep, little Squidward.
- Catch some winks
- Everything and everybody clearly stinks.
Steppin' on the Beach
"Steppin' on the Beach" is a song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "Walking Small." This song has become popular on the Internet.
Lyrics
- Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
- Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
- Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
- Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Sun Fun Island
"Sun Fun Island" is a song that several children sing while boarding and riding the Sun-N-Fun boat from Bikini Bottom to Sun-N-Fun Island in the episode "The Inmates of Summer." It was written by Aaron Springer, composed by Eban Schletter, and performed by Eban Schletter and Todd Spahr.[1]
Lyrics
- Sun Fun Island is so fun
- Sun Fun Island, here we come
- Sun Fun Island is so great
- At Sun Fun Island, we can't wait
- La la la la la, la la la la
- La la la la la
Lyrics (reprise)
- Sun Fun Island, we can't wait
- Sun Fun Island, we can't
Surreptitiously Mine
"Surreptitiously Mine" is a short song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "To Love a Patty." The lyrics were written by Casey Alexander, one of the storyboard directors and writers for the episode.
Lyrics
- Someday I'm gonna make you my sweetie
- Not overtly, but surreptitiously
- Drum solo! Doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
The ChefBob Song
"The ChefBob Song" is a song sung by ChefBob in the episode "ChefBob."
Lyrics
- Welcome, welcome to my job!
- In the kitchen of ChefBob!
- I cook and dance!
- I wear square pants!
- Cooking for this hungry mob!
- Your order, please!
The Nitwitting Song
The "Nitwitting Song" is a song sung by Patrick and the Empty Head Society in the episode "The Nitwitting."
Lyrics
- We're all unfit.
- We must admit, we're dumb as a box of rocks.
- But time permitting, we'll be nitwitting.
- Has anyone seen my socks?
The Starry Awards Song
"The Starry Awards Song" is a short song sang by Patrick Star that is heard in The Patrick Star Show episode "The Starry Awards."
Lyrics
- Nighttime, it's when the stars come out! It's showtime time!
- We got stars in the sky!
- We got stars on the ground!
- Hey, wait a minute. That's not a star. That's GrandPat's glass eye.
- But everything else is a star! At the Starry Awards! And you're a star at the Starry Awards!
The Toy Store Song
"The Toy Store Song" is a short song heard in the episode "Toy Store of Doom." SpongeBob sings the entire song, which goes on for several hours; due to the use of a time card, only the very end of the song is heard.
Lyrics
- Toys, glorious toys!
- Laaaa-laa-laaa!
- Toys!
- Yeah!
This is the Way we Paint the Fence
"This is the Way we Paint the Fence" is a song from The Patrick Star Show episode "Bummer Jobs" when SpongeBob and Patrick paint Incidental 82's fence.
Lyrics
- This is the way we paint the fence,
- Paint the fence,
- Paint the fence.
- This is the way we paint the fence all the night awayyy.
Three Cheers for SpongeBob
"Three Cheers for SpongeBob" is a song heard in the episode, "I Had an Accident." It is sung by Patrick and Sandy in an attempt to get SpongeBob off his house.
Lyrics
Three cheers on your birthday, SpongeBob!
Three cheers for you!
To the Dump
"To the Dump" is a song with its first half in the episode "Artist Unknown" and its second half in the earlier Rocko's Modern Life episode "Zanzibar!" The two halves consecutively follow the tune of one part of the "William Tell Overture." The halves are sung separately by SpongeBob and Heffer as they travel to their respective city dumps (the Dump and O-Town Dump).
Lyrics
- SpongeBob: To the dump
- To the dump
- To the dump, dump, dump
- To the dump
- To the dump
- To the dump, dump, dump
- Heffer: To the dump
- To the dump
- To the dump, dump, dump
- To the dump
- To the dump, dump, dump
Walking to Work
"Walking to Work" is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "The Clam Whisperer" when he is walking to the Krusty Krab, as the title suggests.
Lyrics
- Walking to work
- Ain't too shabby!
- Cause I'll be whipping up a Krabby Patty!
We Are Der Little Kiddievinks
"We Are Der Little Kiddiewinks" is a song heard in the episode, "Sold!" It is sung by Squidward pretending to be the Fishtrap children.
Lyrics
- We are der little kiddievinks,
- Der kiddievinks, der kiddievinks.
- Ve are der little kiddievinks,
- Ve love to sing all day!
Welcome Home, Sandy
"Welcome Home, Sandy" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode "A Flea in Her Dome." SpongeBob and Patrick try to sing this song about Sandy coming back. However, the bus driver stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song.
Lyrics
- Welcome home, Sandy,
- You know that we missed you!-
Welcome to our Club
"Welcome to our Club" is a song sung in "Club SpongeBob." SpongeBob and Patrick sing it to Squidward, welcoming him to their club; however, Squidward interrupts them before they can finish singing the song.
Lyrics
- Welcome to our club!
- Welcome to our club!
- Welcome Squidward!
- Welcome Squidward!
- Welcome Squidward!
- Welcome Squidward!
- Welcome Squid...!
We're on a Baby Hunt
"We're on a Baby Hunt" is a song sung by Patrick in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
Lyrics
- We're on a baby hunt!
- And don't think we don't know how to weed them out!
When You Dream Upon a Wish
"When You Dream Upon a Wish" is a song sung by SpongeBob when he sings to the woman in "Model Sponge." It resembles "When You Wish Upon a Star," a song from the 1940 Walt Disney movie Pinocchio.
Lyrics
- When you dream upon a wish,
- you'll be heartened to know,
- that hope fills your dish,
- to the brim!
Where Are You Ending?
"Where Are You Ending" is a song sung in the episode "Mid-Season Finale."
Lyrics
- Where are you ending? Where are you ending?
- We're all looking for you! Where did you go?
- Our finale's pending without an ending.
- If we can't find it, we can't end the show! Yeah!
Working at the Krusty Krab
"Working at the Krusty Krab" is an unfinished song sung by Patrick while walking to his house in "Bummer Vacation."
Lyrics
- Working at the Krusty Krab!
- Making Krabby Patties all day.
- Flipping Krusty Krab working patties krab...
- Uhh, that's a hard song to remember.
You Can Spongebob[sic] If You Want To
"You Can Spongebob[sic] If You Want To" is a "The Safety Dance"-based song that live-action human kids, Patrick, Frank Simms,[2][3] and SpongeBob perform in the 2002 commercial short "Are You Square Enough?," which won its composer Roy Harter[4] a 2003 Promax Award Silver.[5]
Lyrics
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