Dying for Pie (voice-over)/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants DVD bonus feature "Dying for Pie (voice-over)." It can be found in the Nautical Nonsense and Sponge Buddies DVD, which was released on March 12, 2002.

Rodger Bumpass: (jabbering)

Tom Kenny: Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.

Rodger Bumpass: Why are you still here?

Tom Kenny: Well, since we finished everything o the list, I'd thought I'd make a new one! We should be able to finish by January. I already filled this book with ideas.

Rodger Bumpass: Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to explode!

Tom Kenny: You want me to explode?

Rodger Bumpass: Yes! That's what I have been waiting for!

Tom Kenny: Um, okay. I'll try. (pretends to explode) Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert and you are gonna like it! (laughs) Now it's your turn.

Rodger Bumpass: That's not what I meant, you barnacle-head!

Tom Kenny: Ooh, good one.

Rodger Bumpass: No! No! You're supposed to explode into a million pieces!

Tom Kenny: Why would I do that?

Rodger Bumpass: Because the pie you ate was a bomb.

Tom Kenny: What pie?

Rodger Bumpass: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from the pirates from 25 bucks... that pie!

Tom Kenny: The pie? Oh! You mean this pie! I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat. D'oops!

Rodger Bumpass: (making a booming noise) Ouch.