Plankton: The Movie/transcript

Plankton: The Movie

General information

Movie №:

2 (spin-off)
5 (overall)

Airdate:

March 7, 2025

Chronology

[After the Nickelodeon Movies logo plays, the words "NETFLIX PRESENTS" appear on a black background. It then changes to "A NICKELODEON PRODUCTION." The movie starts with a view of Bikini Top Island, then the camera descends down to Bikini Bottom.]
French Narrator: Follow me to the bottom of the sea. To a world that is truly magnifique, full of wonderful inhabitants, like Monsieur SpongeBob SquarePants in a land that is, how do you say, subaquatic.
[SpongeBob appears, spinning his spatula around and using it like a ukulele while singing energetically.]
SpongeBob: ♪ Welcome to Bikini Bottom at the bottom of the ocean where every day the skies are sunny blue! On the ocean floor, you'll find everything and more and there's a place for me and you! Come on down Conch Street 'cause I'd like you to meet my sparkling, long-time friend, Patrick Star! ♪
Patrick: Hi!
SpongeBob: ♪ And if you don't mind getting wet, ooh, you'll love the clarinet of the multi-limbed maestro, Squidward! ♪
[Squidward attempts to play a discordant note on his clarinet, grimacing at the sound.]
SpongeBob: ♪ Sandy Cheeks, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs! If you're hungry, then the Krusty Krab's really fab! Long-time winner of patty of the year! ♪
Mr. Krabs: [to a root beer vendor] What am I gonna do with 500 barrels of root beer?
French Narrator: ♪ It's another SpongeBob movie! Hon- ♪
Plankton: [interrupts dramatically, hijacking the movie] Alright! Hold it right there, Frenchy. This is my movie!
[Dark music plays as shadows envelop the scene.]
Plankton: Darken the skies! Okay, now, push in. And... cue the title! [more frantic] Alright, keep pushing in. Closer...closer... Can you hurry up? I haven't got all day! Now stop! Ow! Too close! You trying to kill me? This is the beginning of my movie! Anyway, ever since I was a little boy, I've always dreamed of taking over the world!
Spot: [barks excitedly.]
Plankton: Tonight's the night, Spot! After 25 years of trial and error...
Spot: [growls]
Plankton: Yeah, yeah, I know. A lot of error. [groans] But tonight, Daddy has a world domination plan called Operation Success! [chuckles as he shows the plan on the monitor] It's got success right in the name! First, I steal the secret formula to the famous Krabby Patty sandwich and take over the Krusty Krab from Mr. Krabs. Then, with the restaurant, I'll soon take over Bikini Bottom. And after that, I'll take over the whole world! [puts on his mask, hops on his seat and goes up; laughs evilly and looks through the telescope]
Bikini Bottomites: [singing as Squidward leads them out of the Krusty Krab while playing the clarinet] ♪ We love Krabby Patties! We love Krabby Patties! ♪
Plankton: 7:00, closing time! [giggles] Everything's going according to plain. Karen! Karen? Karen! Computer wife, where are you? I have my mask on! Let's go! [echoes] Hmm... [grumbles and looks for her through the telescope] Now, where is she? [looks at the electronic outhouse] Not there. [looks at the oil change station] Not there either. [finds her] Aha! There she blows! She's out with the Gal Pals again and forgot all about my plan. Ugh! [throws away the telescope] Be a good boy, Spot.
Spot: [barks]
Plankton: [cackles as he blasts off into the sky]
[Cut to Karen, Plankton's computer wife.]
Karen: [gives the Gal Pals some coffee] Here's your coffee, ladies.
[Sandy and friends join Karen.]
Sandy: Wanna go to the movies with us tonight, Karen? It's a sci-fi rom-com screwball thriller!
Mrs. Puff: Animated.
Pearl: With songs. [giggles]
Karen: Ah, sorry, Gal Pals, but after Plankton fails to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula yet again tonight, this supercomputer is going to unleash a diabolical, all-consuming world domination plan of my own! [calmly] That my nubby hubby will love. [laughs]
Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy: [laughing nervously]
Pearl: You go, gadget girl!
Mrs. Puff: Yeah, you're the real evil genius.
Sandy: Phew! Good thing she's doin' it with Plankton and not on her own or I'd be scared for the world.
Plankton: [off-screen] Karen! [comes flying by] Karen!
Karen: [sighs] Speak of the little green devil.
Plankton: [frustrated] Karen, why are you sitting around drinking coffee when it's time for my plan to steal... [notices Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl glaring at him; nervously] You know, [whispers] Operation Success?
Karen: Oh, you mean stealing Krab’s secret formula?
Plankton: [through his teeth] Karen! [grumbles impatiently]
Karen: [slyly] Sure, I'll help you. [winks at the girls]
Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy: [laughing]
Karen: [off-screen] Goodbye, gals.
[The ladies hop into their boat.]
Sandy: Gal Pals to the movies! Yee-haw!
[They drive off to the movies. Plankton and Karen head to the Krusty Krab as usual.]
Plankton: Don't you get it? This is a big night for me! I'm finally gonna beat that idiot, Krabs!
[Scene shifts to Mr. Krabs watching Plankton through his cameras.]
Mr. Krabs: [laughs] Do you see this, boy-o? We really tricked him into thinkin' we left. [silence] Hmm? Boy-o? [looks down below his restaurant] Boy-o? Hmm. SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: [sneaks up behind Mr. Krabs] Whoa! Sorry, Mr. Krabs. [holds up a comic book] I've been reading this Super Psychiatrist comic book. And it says boundaries are very important. And this... [points to one of the cameras]
Plankton: [groans] Do you have to expose my plans like that in front of your silly friends?
Karen: Really? You're worried about being exposed? You walk around naked all the time!
SpongeBob: Doesn't that seem a little... [whispers] personal and private?
Mr. Krabs: [takes the comic book] Whaddya-- Don't listen to funny books! [opens SpongeBob's body and stuffs the comic book into the files; shuts SpongeBob's body] Look, SpongeBob, I'm gonna tell you a rule that allows you to spy on, I-I mean, observe folks for their own good. It's called... invasion of privacies.
SpongeBob: Oh, invasion of privacies!
Mr. Krabs: [removes SpongeBob's hand off his face] Aye, lad. Now, you see, Plankton's been weaseling his way into me office for months now. Setting up a device to steal me Krabby Patty secret formula and I've been letting him think he's gonna succeed this time. But he's really just a pitiful, pathetic jerk!
SpongeBob: Ugh... [wipes Mr. Krabs' spit off his eyes] A little harsh.
Mr. Krabs: Who cares! Just watch.
[We go back to Plankton and Karen outside.]
Plankton: [grunts] Alright, let's go. Let's get this show on the road. Give me a lift [shakes his butt] and then you can go.
Karen: [offended] So, that's it? I'm just a mechanical elevator for your little green behind?!
Plankton: Oh, honey, don't sell yourself short. You're the best mechanical elevator your [shakes his butt] little green behind can have.
Karen: What?! But you were just up there. [groans as Plankton giggles] Never mind. [lifts him up to the garbage can]
Plankton: Hup! You can roll away now.
Karen: [gasps as an exclamation point appears on the screen; she then rolls away]
Plankton: From here on in, it's all me! [uses a blowtorch to burn through Mr. Krabs' portrait; he giggles and then breaks into a song as he goes for the safe] ♪ If you see me lurking outside your door Better grab your belongings And swim for shore You're all a bunch of dumbos Who don't know the score Well, I went to college And I'm rotten to the core I'm a marine drifter I'm a first-rate grifter I could be a shape-shifter If that's what's called for I'm Plankton Get out of my way! I'm Plankton Better do as I say ♪
Karen: [countering him while returning to the Chum Bucket] ♪ You always blow it Don't you know it? Time for me to take the lead If you listen to me For just once in your life Chances are we will succeed! ♪
Chorus: ♪ P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N! P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N! P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N! P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N! Plankton, Plankton, Plankton, Plankton! ♪
Plankton: [continues his musical number as he goes for the formula] ♪ The secret formula is waiting for me here and you bet your BOOTS I'm gonna get it. If you underestimated my twisted brain, Then for sure you're gonna regret it! Taking over the world! Today's the day! Sweet Victory is just pull away! I'm Plankton! The biggest evil genius! I'm Plankton! The smartest villain alive! I'm Plankton! I'm gonna get what I want! I'm Plankton! I'm taking over the world! ♪ [speaks as he is about to unlock the safe] Pack your bags, secret formula. You're comin' home to a new papa. [but suddenly, he gets trapped in a glass cup] Huh?! What's this?! Some kind of invisible force field?!
Mr. Krabs: Sorry, Plankton! Bugs like you belong outside. [laughs] Say hi to the missus for me! [launches him back to the Chum Bucket]
Plankton: [crashes into the front doors; groans in defeat] Honey, I'm home... Wha?! [sees that the Chum Bucket got a massive makeover while he was away] Huh?! [rubs his eyes] Wait a minute, what happened to my Chum Bucket? What?! And what are all these customers doing here? [sees Karen serving the customers food] Karen!
Karen: Oh! You're finally here. Surprise! [lifts him up]
Plankton: What in Neptune's nostrils have you one to my restaurant?
Karen: Well, I calculated that if everybody actually ate at the Chum Bucket, you wouldn't need the Krabby Patty secret formula. So, I gave the place a contemporary touch.
Plankton: Huh?!
Karen: It's a fully modern, automated backslash, home-cooking fusion restaurant. And it's open 24 hours with plans to expand into the known universe. [shows a globe of the restaurant expanding all over if it succeeds] And that's not all. Wait till you see this! [gives him a new and improved bucket of chum]
Plankton: And what's this supposed to be?
Karen: It's chum. I just added a little sugar, some pizzazz, and now it tastes like world domination!
Plankton: Where's the evil, Karen? Where is the evil?! I don't see it!
Karen: It's still fast food. [menacing voice with a red skull on her screen] There's the evil.
Rube: [gulps down on slushie] Ahh! Amazing!
Karen: See? They love it!
Plankton: I don't care if they marry it! None of these cockamamie changes are going to help me steal the secret formula.
Karen: Your idea hasn't worked for 25 years! Why don't you try stealing brains for a change?
Plankton: I don't need brains. I need an assistant who listens to me!
Karen: [offended as an exclamation point appears on the screen] Assistant?! I thought we were partners in crime! Listen, if you don't try my idea this time, then it's the last straw. Think about it.
Plankton: Okay, let me think about it. [thinks] Hmm...
Karen: Ugh!
Plankton: [does a thinking pose in the pose of Auguste Rodin's The Thinker] Hmm... [makes up his mind] Nope! I hate this and I'm taking it all down!
Karen: Don't you dare!
Plankton: Oh, I dare! [chuckles as he kicks the bucket of chum] I'm daring, Karen! [Karen's screen boils red hot] Get a load of me! I'm daring! [extends his fingernails like claws and cuts the plant; laughs as he spins the picture of spoons] Double dare! Triple dare! [laughs while kicking plants off the shelf] Quadruple dare! [Karen's screen continues to boil] Ooh! I hate this! [scratches a picture of Karen and Plankton that almost looks like the famous American Gothic painting] I don't like this! [cackles] Or this! [knocks over a customer to the floor] This or this! And I hate this! [kicks more customers to the floor] No!
[Karen gets angrier and angrier as she forcefully stirs the chum in the bowl. She groans in anger and marches off in the kitchen.]
Plankton: No! [to the other customers] Alright, listen up! I want everybody out of here right now! [but no one is listening as they continue eating; growls as he blows a flamethrower at the customers in retaliation; cackles] Yeah! Yeah! Oh, yeah! Now you're listening! [cackles as he continues to chase the customers out and destroys the happy environment; giggles]
SpongeBob: [slurps on the chum slushie] Mmm! Wow, Plankton, this is delicious! And I love the fire show!
Plankton: Hotfoot it outta here! [burns SpongeBob's foot with the flamethrower]
SpongeBob: Oooh! [screams in pain and hops around] No! Whoa, whoa! Ah! Whoa! [screaming as he dips his feet into a puddle] Wow! [squirms around until he feels relieved; hears loud yelling within the Chum Bucket] Uh-oh, that sounds personal and private.
Mr. Krabs (thought bubble): Psst! Boy-o! Remember, they call it invasion of privacies.
SpongeBob: [laughs] Thank you, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs (thought bubble): You're welcome! [disappears]
SpongeBob: [chuckles; he pulls out a large ear and sticks himself on the side of the Chum Bucket]
Karen: [growls; sparks red electricity all over her body and her monitor overheats] Plankton...! You know what your problem is?! [but Plankton simply ignores her and fiddles around on his iPhone like a spoiled child ignoring his/her parents] Are you even listening to me?!
Plankton: Of course I'm listening. I'd love some coffee. [Karen roars in anger and frustration] Five creams, nine sugars, and, uh, stir it clockwise.
Karen: [growls as she reaching the boiling point] You're such a jerk! [her angry statement gets Plankton's attention; she opens her circuitry] I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago!
Plankton: [gasps] No, Karen! Don't! Can we talk about this?
Karen: I'm done talking!
Plankton: Karen, please, don't do this! We don't know the consequences!
Karen: I don't care!
[Karen kicks Plankton out of the Chum Bucket. We go to a mother and her daughter walking together down the street.]
Mother: Don't swing your purse like that, honey. Swing your purse like this! [whooping as she whacks Plankton backwards with her purse]
Plankton: [screams]
SpongeBob: Hi, Plank- [gets hit in the face by Plankton] Whoa! [they swing around the restaurant and fall to the ground; Plankton pops out from the middle of SpongeBob's face] Hi again! [pulls Plankton out and chuckles, but he's suddenly getting pulled upwards by some magnetic force] Oh, what's happening?
Plankton: Huh?
SpongeBob: Whoa! [his spatula gets pulled away from his pants] Nooo! Spatty! [his spatula attaches itself to the Chum Bucket]
[The Chum Bucket suddenly glows green and lifts itself up from the ground and into the sky.]
Plankton: What?! She magnetized the Chum Bucket?!
Karen: Plankton! [jumps out through the doors, scaring SpongeBob and Plankton] Our evil alliance is through!
[Suddenly, Karen's bitterness, hurt, and anger she felt from the neglect and ingratitude she endured from Plankton for many years began to consume her. She undergoes a wild transformation with red sparks of electricity electrocuting her body. She grows larger wheels, and her hands turn into two blasters.]
Plankton: [horrified at Karen's transformation] Holy mama pajama!
[Just then, she lets out an evil maniacal laughter before her arms, now larger and bulkier, and blasters go up onto both sides of her monitor. Then, her mainstream forms one head.]
SpongeBob: Whoa... [two more heads appear from her mainstream] Whoa!
[Her mainstream closes and three faces form on each head, growling menacingly at Plankton and SpongeBob.]
Plankton: [surprised] You've got three heads?!
Super Snarky Karen: Aww, the widdle green man can count! [scoffs] Let me introduce myself. I'm Super Snarky Karen. And this...
Super Smart Karen: Is Super Smart Karen. And this...
Super Evil Karen: Is Super Evil Karen!
Plankton: Super, super, super! Where'd you get those names? The supermarket? [chuckles] Supermarket.
Super Evil Karen: Let's blast him! Say goodbye! [her screen roars like a lion]
Super Snarky Karen: Hold on, Evil! There are steps to be taken for world domination.
Plankton: World domination? That's my thing!
Super Snarky Karen: Not anymore, Green Bean! We're gonna do what you could never do.
Plankton: What do you mean?
Super Snarky Karen: You might wanna take notes during this song.
Plankton: Song? When did you have time to write a song?
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ My power is beyond compare, There's nothing you can do to prepare, No escaping my malware. I will crush you. ♪
Super Smart Karen: ♪ I shall destroy you. ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ Now's the time I'm gonna take control, Watch Bikini Bottom blow. I'm gonna rise up like a hurricane, Take your final breath away! Fill the world with hurt and pain. Say my name. ♪
SpongeBob and Chorus: ♪ Karen! ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ Say my name. ♪
SpongeBob and Chorus: ♪ Karen! ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ Now I'm the real evil mastermind, I'll rule the world through space and time, Take it all and make it mine! Say my name. ♪
SpongeBob and Chorus: ♪ Karen! ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ Say my name. ♪
SpongeBob and Chorus: ♪ Karen! ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ Hahahaha! I'll take over all of planet Earth, Then I'll expand across the universe, Take it all for all it's worth. I want everything, Give me everything! Now's the time I'm gonna take control! Let the devastation roll! Ha! It's over Plankton. I don't need your tiny hands and your never-ending failed plans! You thought you were so devious. But it's me, I'm the real evil genius! ♪
Super Smart Karen: ♪ 1 ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ 2 ♪
Super Evil Karen: ♪ 3 ♪
Hydra Karens: ♪ 4! Hahahaha! ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ I'm gonna rise up like a hurricane, Take your final breath away! Fill the world with hurt and pain. Say my name. ♪
SpongeBob and Chorus: ♪ Karen! ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ Say my name. ♪
SpongeBob and Chorus: ♪ Karen! ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ I am the real evil mastermind, I'll rule the world through space and time, Take it all and make it mine! Say my name. ♪
SpongeBob and Chorus: ♪ Karen! ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ Say my name. ♪
SpongeBob and Chorus: ♪ Karen! ♪
Super Snarky Karen: ♪ Hahahaha! ♪
SpongeBob: ♪ Karen! Karen! ♪ [stops singing]
Plankton: [glares at SpongeBob; turns to Hydra Karen] What makes you think you can do all that without me?
Super Snarky Karen: Alright, already! What are we gonna do with him, ladies? I say--
Super Evil Karen: Blast him!
Super Smart Karen: I say we dissect him.
Plankton: [whimpers as he is being threatened with Super Smart Karen's laser] And I say... run!
[The three Karens laugh wickedly as SpongeBob and Plankton run away toward the Barg'N-Mart.]
Super Evil Karen: He's getting away!
Super Smart Karen: [calmly] But it is important that we complete our battle station first.
Super Snarky Karen: Hey, ladies, what do you say we pick up [points to the Krusty Krab] some takeout? [they cackle]
[Inside the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs is asleep in his office, dream of money as usual.]
Mr. Krabs: [snoring] Money, money, money, money. [snores] Money, money- [suddenly feels a rumble; wakes up and gasps] What's happening?! [runs out] What's happening?!
Patrick: What's happening is I ran out of ketchup.
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, how'd you get in here?! [gives him a new bottle of ketchup] We're closed! [escapes the restaurant before it gets magnetized] Ah! [grunts] Where are you goin', me beloved Krusty Krab?! [struggles to hold the restaurant down, but the magnification pulls it forward] No!
[The Krusty Krab is pulled up into the magnetic Chum Bucket. Fries and ketchup fall onto over the window.]
Patrick: Whoa! [splatter ketchup all over the window] Hmm? Yay! Ketchup! [licks up the ketchup splatter]
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, stop yer salivating all over me windows!
Old woman: Hello!
Mr. Krabs: [gets accidentally hit by the old woman's metal cane] Ow!
Old woman: Goodbye! [gets lifted by the magnetic Chum Bucket]
[A man in a boat is floated up to the magnetic Chum Bucket.]
Hydra Karens: [cackles]
Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Is that Karen?! She's gone full hydra! [climbs up onto a large remote] Time to rally the Civil Defense! [pushes the button and sets off the alarm]
Super Snarky Karen: [steals the alarm and uses it as a megaphone] People of Bikini Bottom! If you do not wish to be harmed, abandon all homes, businesses, and public restrooms! [laughs]
Perch Perkins: Breaking news! There appears to be a giant- [his microphone gets sucked away; takes out another one] There appears to be a giant magnet- [his second one gets sucked away; clears throat and takes out another one from the toilet water] There appears to be a giant magnet [struggling to hold the microphone] sucking everything metal across Bikini Bottom! [screams as he gets pulled upward]
Woman: [comes out of a shoe store] Thank you! I love these new stilettoes! [her new shoes get attracted by the magnification and she gets flung onto the giant metal shoe on top of the store] Oh! Wait! [the giant shoe gets lifted in the air by the magnification] This isn't my size!
[At the Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, all the spoons become affected by the magnification. They all come flying out of the drawers and stick to the ceiling. Goofy Goober's ice cream scooper gets affected as well, lifting the Goofy Goober mascot up to the ceiling with it. The parlor itself gets lifted by the magnification, leaving nothing but the Goofy Goober employee.]
Goofy Goober employee: Yeah, I'm not cleaning this up!
[Back with SpongeBob and Plankton, they keep running and they take refuge to the Barg'N-Mart while screaming. They enter the store, but they slip on an empty bottle.]
Plankton: Whoa! [they crash into a crate full of potatoes] Potatoes. Why did it have to be potatoes?
[The store rumbles from the chaos outside.]
SpongeBob: Plankton, what did you do to make Karen so angry?
Plankton: I have no idea! [angrily shakes a potato] Why are you doing this to me? [squeals] Why? [sobbing]
SpongeBob: Think. There must be something. Something in your past.
Plankton: Well, if there is, I must have blocked it out.
SpongeBob: Ooh! I read all about that in my Super Psychiatrist comic book. I even sent away for this: [opens his body and pulls out a little box] Junior Psychiatrist Kit! I can psychoanalyze you!
Plankton: I don't need a shrink. I'm shrunk enough already!
SpongeBob: We'll explore where your relationship with Karen went wrong...
Plankton: Ugh.
SpongeBob: Get you two back together and save Bikini Bottom!
[The store rumbling from the chaos outside again.]
Plankton: Hmm. Wait a minute. Who knows? Maybe analysis will help me find a way to [extends his claw-like fingernails again] destroy... [notices that SpongeBob is there with him] I mean, uh, to help me understand Karen and our relationship! Okay, go ahead. Shrink away, Doc!
[SpongeBob activates his Junior Psychiatrist Kit. A chair pops out of the box, he puts out a little beard and a pair of glasses and holds up a watch.]
SpongeBob: [speaks in Austrian accent] Please, lie down. [Plankton lies down on the chair and grumbles; SpongeBob begins swinging the watch back and forth like a pendulum] Now, so, let's begin at the beginning, shall we?
Plankton: I have to warn you; I've never been able to be hypnotized... [groaning as he is hypnotized by the watch; we then go into a flashback of Plankton's childhood; as a child, his family were a bunch of hillbillies] Ever since I was a little kid, I've always wanted to rule the world. [we then see more of Plankton's childhood days] ♪ I was born pure evil, first word was tyranny Six thousand brothers, six thousand sisters, then there was little old me There's no doubt I came out the smartest of the bunch But if you met my family, you know that ain't saying much The family biz was moonfizz, but that buzz weren't for me I dreamt of global domination! Sweet old autocracy... But my family didn't get me, I was a stranger in my home Despite being so surrounded, I always felt alone Had no bud, no best pal, my future was condemned Till I took a tater and a calculator, and I made myself a friend! ♪
Plankton and Chorus: ♪ I made a new friend! I made a new friend! ♪
Young Plankton: [takes a potato, plugs it with a calculator and charges it up] Can you hear me? Bubble once for "yes," and twice for "no." [bubble pops; giggles] Incredible! Do you have a name? [the water bubbles up; gasps and puts the calculator on the potato as it reveals the name, "Karen"] Karen! Your name is Karen! [chuckles] My friend Karen! Yay!
[We then see Plankton and his new friend, Karen, hanging out together.]
Plankton: ♪ We did everything together We even dressed the same That spud was my best buddy Karen was her name My world was so much greater With that tater in my life Never thought a vegetable Would one day be my wife With Karen there to share my dreams I never felt alone My calculator, my sweet potato A friendship had been sown ♪
Plankton and Chorus: ♪ I made a new friend! ♪
Young Plankton: From a tuber!
Plankton and Chorus: ♪ I made a new friend! ♪
Young Plankton: And a computer!
Plankton and Chorus: ♪ I made a new friend! ♪
Young Plankton: Literally!
Plankton and Chorus: ♪ I made a new friend! ♪
Young Plankton: [whooping] Wa-hoo! [one day, he and Karen are preparing to leave for college] Hello and goodbye! Me and my best friend Karen are going to college!
Gordon Plankton: College? [laughs]
Plankton's family: [laughs]
Young Plankton: Go ahead and laugh. We're majoring in world domination. And when we're done, we will destroy you all! [his family stare at him with confused looks on their faces] See you at the holidays! [leaves with Karen]
Ma Plankton: Goodbye, son.
Gordon Plankton: Well, good luck, son. And don't forget, always watch out for feet. [he and the rest of the family laugh]
Plankton: [groans in annoyance as he and Karen continue to leave]
[The flashback ends, and we are taken back into reality where Plankton is hugging a potato.]
SpongeBob: [speaks in Austrian accent] Plankton, zat was wunderbar!
Plankton: [wakes up] Huh? [yells as he throws away the potato]
SpongeBob: [speaks in Austrian accent] So, you were lonely, and you made a friend. One thing is for certain. This potato represents Karen.
Plankton: [kicks the potato onto SpongeBob's head] No, you idiot. The potato is nothing but a power source. The calculator is the brain! [thought of something] Huh? [gasps] And I remember where I left it. Somewhere back at the university. [giggling] Looks like I'm going back to college!
SpongeBob: [speaks in Austrian accent] Yes, yes. Und college will be a good place to continue our therapy. [gasps as the store rumbles again]
[All of a sudden, the Barg'N-Mart is being lifted by the magnetic force.]
Hydra Karens: [cackles]
[As the store is getting lifted, everything inside is crumbling.]
Plankton: We won't be continuing anything if we don't get outta here!
[SpongeBob and Plankton fall backwards and hit the wall. They see swords and axes heading right towards them.]
SpongeBob and Plankton: [screams]
[The weapons hit the wall, almost hurting SpongeBob and Plankton.]
SpongeBob: [pants frantically] How do we get out of here?
Plankton: Oh, I don't know. The exit, maybe! [jumps into a pot] SpongeBob, grab something metal!
[SpongeBob jumps off the wall and dodges every object that's made of metal.]
SpongeBob: [falls off a can] Whoa! [lands into a shopping cart] Oh. Phew! [flies off with the shopping cart, picking up Plankton along the way]
[Just then, the swords and axes become affected by the magnification and head straight for SpongeBob and Plankton.]
SpongeBob and Plankton: Huh? [scream]
[They scurry out through the doors before the weapons could hit them. Then they escape the magnetic force as they jump out of the shopping cart. In Bikini Bottom, the citizens are running for their lives, and their buildings are getting sucked away by the magnetic force.]
Citizen: Everybody panic!
Teenager: [his metal collar gets pulled up along with him] Whoa!
Bikini Bottomites: [screaming]
Super Snarky Karen: And now for the main event... [laughs]
[In the center of Bikini Bottom, there is a navy camp, and the troops are preparing to battle Hydra Karen. Among the troops is Squidward.]
Mr. Krabs: [comes out of the tent as an admiral] Attention! [grumbles as he sets his eyes on his target: Hydra Karen] My Neptune... [looks up and sees the battle station floating above] Oh, my good Neptune! Load the root beer! Move, move, move! [his troops load the root beer onto their catapults and prepare to fire at their target] Ready? Aim for the hydra!
Troop: [comforting his follow trooper] Come on, you got this, Bobby.
Mr. Krabs: Steady...! [Hydra Karen enters enemy territory] Fire!
[The troops fire their barrels of root beer at Hydra Karen, covering her with foaming root beer. As the foam begins the clear, it looks as though the Hydra Karen has been disabled and defeated.]
Mr. Krabs: Ah-ha! A direct hit! [his troops cheer] We won! She's down!
Squidward: Look!
Mr. Krabs: [he and his troops stop cheering] Huh?
Hydra Karen: [cackles as she reveals herself to still be functional]
Mr. Krabs: [looks up and sees her going into her battle station] Oh, no... [brief silence] Bring it on, you bumbling, bucket of bolts! The brave fish of Bikini Bottom aren't afraid of ya, are you boys? [but his troops just scurry away like weak cowards] Boys?
Squidward: [screams]
Mr. Krabs: Huh? [Hydra Karen steals Bikini Bottom's giant anchor; gasps]
Super Snarky Karen: [attaches the giant anchor onto the battle station] Anchors away, Bikini Bottom. [swings the anchor down]
Mr. Krabs: I'm not gonna stand- [the anchor slams to the ground, scaring him completely] for this.
French Narrator: A few moments later...
[Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Plankton are still falling.]
SpongeBob: [screams until they finally land somewhere in the outskirts of Bikini Bottom] Whoa!
Plankton: Uh-huh, we're here. Good old BSU.
SpongeBob: [gasps] BS me? Plankton, language!
Plankton: No, you moron. [turns SpongeBob around] Bikini State University.
SpongeBob: Oh! [enters the campus with Plankton]
Plankton: This is where Karen and I furthered our academic studies. This is also where I upgraded her. And I bet her old parts are still around here somewhere. If I can only remember where. [jumps off SpongeBob's head] Quick, man! Hypnotize me! Put me under!
SpongeBob: Ooh, certainly. [switches to his psychiatrist impersonation and speaks in Austrian accent] Hmm. Now let us focus on your subconsciousness. [swings his watch around] Focus. Focus. [does some tricks with the watch] Check this out, Plankton. Und walk the dog.
Plankton: Quit horsing around and put me under! [gets smacked in the face by the watch; groans]
SpongeBob: [speaks in Austrian accent] Oopsie.
Plankton: [feels dizzy; groans and gets hypnotized again] Going to college was a dream come true. [we go to the days where Plankton and Karen went to college] Just going through those ivy gates of academia gave me chills.
Young Adult Plankton: [he and Karen enter the university] Ooh-hoo-hoo! This is it, Karen! We made it! We're actually in college!
Karen: [beeping] G-R-8 (Great).
Young Adult Plankton: It is G-R-8, isn't it? [they enter the building] Finally, a place to confer with my intellectual peers. Hello, fellow students. How's it hanging, classmates?
Student: Did you hear something?
[Plankton gets kicked around by a student. He bashes onto a locker door and then gets kicked around by students who thought he was a footbag.]
Young Adult Plankton: [gets flung around] Feet! Pappy was right! [gets hit by the schedule board]
Plankton: As it turned out, there was no world domination class.
Young Adult Plankton: [Karen goes up to him] Huh?
Karen: [beeping] I BLV IN U (I believe in you).
Plankton: So, we created our own curriculum. Our first project was to build a freeze ray. [we see a montage of Plankton trying to build a freeze ray in every class but ends up failing] I tried in science class. I tried in art class. I tried in every class! [he gets covered in report cards with Fs as his grades] College life was hard.
Young Adult Plankton: Phew!
Roommate: [runs out the door and steps on Plankton] Spring break! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
Young Adult Plankton: [groans]
Plankton: The only solace I had during those difficult years was my Karen. And having a computer that can do my homework didn't hurt either.
Young Adult Plankton: [reads what Karen wrote on the computer] Hmm. "Marg-gleblorp fa ziggle num lump"? Hmm... If I want to stop failing, I'll have to give her an upgrade. [rolls in with something covered over a tarp] Oh, Karen, I've got a surprise for you! [uncovers it to recover a new computer] Ta-da! A brand-new upgrade!
Plankton: I used four different computer chips to mold Karen's multi-faceted personality. [he installs four chips into Karen's mainframe] A smart chip to keep her informed. An evil chip so she'd be as evil as me. [cackling as he extends his claw-like fingernails again] A snarky chip so she'd be sassy. And an empathy chip so she could feel my pain.
[Plankton then activates Karen after installing the four chips into her mainframe.]
Young Adult Plankton: Hello? Karen, can you hear me? Come on, Karen. You can do it. Speak to me!
Karen: [babbling while warming up] I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I can speak! I have a voice! Thank you, Sheldon.
Young Adult Plankton: She can talk. [singsong] She can talk!
Karen: [laughs] Alright, take it down a notch, thunder tonsils.
Young Adult Plankton: Oh, and there's that snark. We won't need your old parts anymore. [puts her together in a new body and kicks the old one away; cackles]
Plankton: So we got right to work on our genius freeze ray.
[Plankton and Karen tests out their new freeze ray and freezes up the entire room.]
Young Adult Plankton and Karen: It works!
Karen: It works!
Young Adult Plankton and Karen: [laughs]
Roommate: [enters the room] Why is my room frozen? And who are you?
Young Adult Plankton: Uh, Plankton? [grunts as he jumps down] I've been your roommate for four years!
Roommate: I've been living with a cockroach for how long? Eww! [prepares to step on him but gets frozen by Karen]
Karen: Freeze, mister! No one steps on my Sheldon.
Young Adult Plankton: Karen, you're an evil genius!
Young Adult Plankton and Karen: [laughs]
Young Adult Plankton: Let's hide this popsicle. [he and Karen hide the frozen roommate in the closet]
Karen: Partners
Young Adult Plankton: In crime! Now let's supersize this baby and take over the world!
[They both share a kiss. Back in reality, Plankton is kissing SpongeBob's nose. He snaps out of his weird trance and embarrassingly stops kissing.]
SpongeBob: [speaks in Austrian accent] Plankton, that was beautiful. You und Karen worked together. But we still haven't discovered what went wrong.
Plankton: [uncaringly] Blah, blah, blah. Who cares? Karen's old parts are in my dorm room! Come on, SpongeBob! [jumps on SpongeBob's head] Let's go! [kicks him with his spur] Yah!
SpongeBob: [neighs like a seahorse]
[SpongeBob runs through the doors and dashes down the hallway. He slows down and they enter Plankton's old dorm room. Plankton lands onto the darting target board.]
Plankton: [falls to the floor; gasps] Oh! There it is! [chuckles] Ah, my old college closet. [knocking rhythmically; a bunch of random stuff falls onto SpongeBob and Plankton] Look! My old stuff! [throws out the things he looks through and SpongeBob catches them] My old textbooks! Test tubes. Sandwiches. Hey, my old roommate.
SpongeBob: Huh? [grunts; roommate shivering] Why is your old roommate frozen?
Plankton: Oh, him? Uh, something he's doing for, uh, science class. Yeah! [finds the original parts he made for Karen: a roller skate, a potato and a calculator] I found it! The original Karen.
SpongeBob: Whoa!
[The potato somehow breaks wind.]
Plankton: Huh? Yeesh! Looks like the potato's gone rotten. [the old potato wilts and deflates; sighs] Like our relationship. [the old potato breaks wind again; sighs]
SpongeBob: Uh, what about this guy?
Roommate: [muffled] Help me.
Plankton: Well, great catching up with you, roomie, old buddy! [pushes his frozen roommate and his other old stuff back into the closet]
Roommate: Wait, no, no, no.
SpongeBob: Bye. Good luck with that science class.
Roommate: No! Not the closet! Anything but the closet!
Plankton: SpongeBob, now I know how to stop Karen's madness! All I need to do is get into the Chum Bucket's basement.
[Suddenly, the university begins to feel the magnetic force of Karen's battle station.]
SpongeBob: Whoa!
Plankton: Oh! [throws SpongeBob the roller skate's shoelaces] Let's roll!
[SpongeBob puts his foot into the old roller skate.]
Plankton: [hops onto SpongeBob's head] Mush!
[The campus is lifted into the air, sending SpongeBob and Plankton spending wildly. They fly over Hydra Karen's battle station and fall into the basement to where the Chum Bucket used to be. They both tumble down the stairway until SpongeBob falls onto a table.]
SpongeBob: [chuckles] That was easy.
[Plankton falls onto SpongeBob, followed by the calculator and the roller skate.]
Plankton: [coughs as SpongeBob sticks him out with his tongue] Yeah, I never did finish those stairs.
[The lights go on. The room is filled with old inventions that Plankton made in the past.]
SpongeBob: Whoa!
[Most of them were failed attempts to steal the Krabby Patty formula and conquer the world.]
SpongeBob: Wow, Plankton. I remember these inventions. [spits Plankton out] They're from all your old attempts to steal the Krabby Patty formula. [plays with the old Chumbot] Oh! [laughs as it knocks over] So, this would be kind of your basement of failures, huh?
Plankton: What? Do these look like failures to you? [one of his cruddy inventions fall apart; groans] Now leave me alone! Hmm. Where was I? Let's see. I'll need eight capacitors.
SpongeBob: [flies around in a jetpack] Ahh! Whoa! Oh!
Plankton: Three diodes. Six transistors.
SpongeBob: [babbling happily while fooling around with some goggles]
Plankton: [grumbles]
SpongeBob: [trips over a barbell] Whoa!
Plankton: [grunts in annoyance]
[SpongeBob falls backwards and crashes into a bookshelf. An old Chum Bucket mecha helmet falls onto SpongeBob's head.]
SpongeBob: [imitates a brainwashed victim from Plankton's Plan Z operation] All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. [Plankton giggles at SpongeBob's silly impersonation] How may I serve you, master?
Plankton: I command you to bring me some pliers.
SpongeBob: [removes the old mecha bucket] Wouldn't it be cool if this thing really worked?
Plankton: [annoyed] Argh! Just go find them!
SpongeBob: Aye, aye, Plankton! [babbling laughter]
Plankton: [grumbles]
SpongeBob: [holds up a small bottle] Plankton, are these pliers?
Plankton: Ah! That's carbonated... [groans as he gets sprayed by the concoction; appears with a handsome face and talks in a different manly voice] handsome gas. Now put it back.
SpongeBob: Okie dokie! Ooh. Hey, Plankton. [holds up another bottle] Is this a plier?
Plankton: No, that's... [gets poured by the bottle's liquid, reverting him back to normal] ugly sludge.
SpongeBob: There you go. It's a banana.
Plankton: Agh! [the banana explodes] Nothing here is just a banana. Don't touch anything without asking me first!
SpongeBob: Yes, sir.
Plankton: Hmm...
SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton. Can I touch this? [touches the ghost-extracting machine then touches random things] Sorry, Plankton, I have to touch this. How about if I touch this one with my pinkie? [echoing] Plankton! Is this important? [goes up to the screen, breaking the fourth wall] How about this thing? Hmm... [sniffs and draws a heart on the screen] Ta-da! Plankton, can I touch this? Or this, or this?
Plankton: No!
SpongeBob: [swings around on Plankton's old freeze ray] How about this thing?
Plankton: Don't you touch that!
SpongeBob: Don't touch what? [swings around faster] Whoa! Whee! Is this important? [zaps the machine and freeze Plankton by accident]
Plankton: [frozen; grunts] That freeze ray tank was our first attempt at world domination.
SpongeBob: [appears in his psychiatrist outfit again; speaks in Austrian accent] Oh, so you were still working together. We could be getting closer to your breakthrough.
Plankton: [frozen] I'll b-b-break your head through a window if you don't stop swinging that thing at my face.
SpongeBob: [picks up the frozen Plankton; speaks in Austrian accent] Brilliant there, Plankton. I will swing your face in front of it. [swings the frozen Plankton in front of the watch]
Plankton: [grumbling in frustration]
SpongeBob: [speaks in Austrian accent] So, after college, what happened to you und Karen?
Plankton: [frozen] We were two evil partners, ready to take over the w-world. [gets hypnotized again and we go into a flashback where Plankton and Karen made a first attempt to take over the world] Our freeze ray was such a success; we decided to supersize it.
Young Adult Plankton: [chuckles] Yes.
[Plankton and Karen rev up their engines and head for the surface in their freeze ray tank.]
Young Adult Plankton: Private Karen, activate the thrusters.
Karen: Aye, aye, Captain. [activates thrusters]
Plankton: And so, our mega ice tank was locked, loaded, and ready to invade the surface.
Young Adult Plankton: [activates the levers] Yeah! [the machine heads up to the surface] Equalize pressure! Prepare to surface! [they pop up the surface and drive through the beach] Let's storm the world! [cackles] Oh yeah, there's something! Ice it, baby!
[Karen activates the freeze ray and freezes their first target: a human child. However, the ray only freezes the little child's toe, making her giggle.]
Plankton: As it turned out, while I thought the BSU students were large, the surface world creatures were gargantuan.
[Plankton looks out through the hatch and is horrified at how humongous the human is. From Plankton's view, the child roars.]
Young Adult Plankton: [screams] Giant feet! Retreat! Retreat! [he and Karen turn the machine around and retreat for the ocean]
[The little girl laughs as she chases Plankton and Karen around. She takes a shovel, blocks their path, scoops them into a bucket with sand and then swings them around.]
Young Adult Plankton and Karen: [screaming]
[The little girl throws the bucket into the ocean, and it sinks down. The bucket dumps its sand into the water, causing Karen and Plankton to fall out.]
Young Adult Plankton: [muffled as his face flops down into the sand] Go on, take a good look, Karen. This is what a flopping failure looks like.
Karen: Oh, you're not a flopping failure. You just need a little brain food to figure this out. Let's try that greasy spoon across the street. [points to the Krusty Krab across the street]
[Cut to Karen and Plankton eating Krabby Patties.]
Young Adult Plankton: [groans]
Karen: Come on, eat something, you'll feel better.
Young Adult Plankton: Ugh. How can I eat this garbage when what I'm really hungry for is global conquest?
Rube: Hey, Mr. Krabs, your Krabby Patties are amazing.
Mr. Krabs: Aye, thanks to my secret formula, me patties will take over the world.
Young Adult Plankton: Huh? [gasps as he comes up with an idea; cut to Plankton and Karen exiting the restaurant] I got an idea! I can't believe I just gave up with this! It's the greatest idea I've ever had! [types up his idea on Karen's keyboard] First, I steal the secret formula for that sandwich. Then, I take over that restaurant. Then, I take over this town. And then, I take over the world!
Karen: [laughing] That's your idea? [sighs until she sees Plankton blankly staring at her] Wait, you're serious?
Young Adult Plankton: And this two-bit bucket will be the front for my secret headquarters.
Karen: [disheartened] Yours? I thought it was ours. [a red flag goes down on her screen] Hmm. Why not? It's not like we'll be doing this for the next 25 years. Let's do it.
[They go inside the bucket, and they build it into the restaurant that is now known as the Chum Bucket. We now go back to reality with SpongeBob still impersonating a psychiatrist.]
SpongeBob: [speaks in Austrian accent] Plankton, that's it! Your obsession with the Krabby Patty secret formula made Karen go wacka-doodle-ding-dong. [but Plankton is gone] Plankton?
Plankton: [appears to be working on a large robot] You're right, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Plankton? I can teach you to apply skills that will help you in your... [slowly becomes stunned at what Plankton is doing] current situation.
Plankton: I have my own skills that I've applied to the current situation.
SpongeBob: [confused] Um...
Plankton: And without your Junior Psychiatrist Kit, [installs a fresh potato into the robot] I would never have found Karen's old parts! [activates the robot]
SpongeBob: [gulps]
Plankton: So, thanks, Doc. Check is in the mail. Oh.
SpongeBob: [whimpering]
Plankton: I think you better run. [giggles, cackles]
[SpongeBob screams in fear and runs up the stairs. Plankton fires the robot's flamethrower. The fire reaches SpongeBob all the way up the stairs and blasts SpongeBob through the doors. SpongeBob crawls away and the robot bursts through the ground.]
SpongeBob: Whoa! [grunts and gasps]
Plankton: [laughs evilly]
New Karen: [picks SpongeBob up and gently pets him; robotic voice] New Karen likes little sponge boy.
SpongeBob: Aw, thanks.
Plankton: [chuckles evilly]
SpongeBob: Wait a minute. I thought we were working towards getting you back together with old Karen. But you made a new Karen?
Plankton: That's right! I built this ultimate Karen to destroy the old Karen and get that secret formula! [giggles]
SpongeBob: Wait, but what about Bikini Bottom?
Plankton: I don't care about Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob: Huh?
Plankton: [grunts as he hops back on top of the New Karen robot] Follow that battle station!
New Karen: Follow that battle station!
[Plankton and New Karen make their way to the floating battle station.]
SpongeBob: [follows them] Hey, wait up!
Plankton: Oh, Karen! Sweetheart! I'd like you to meet New Karen.
[Hydra Karen exit the battle station to face the New Karen.]
New Karen: Hello!
Super Smart Karen: Heavy armor, anti-tank guns, freeze ray, capable of mass destruction.
New Karen: Enough to end you.
Super Evil Karen: Less talk, more carnage!
Plankton: [laughs] I love a good smackdown. From a safe distance, of course. [cackles] You're going down, Old Karen! [rings the bell, sits in a front row seat and eats popcorn like he's watching some kind of sporting event]
[The two robots glare at each other in a showdown. They both share moments of growling.]
New Karen: Guh-r-r-r!
Super Evil Karen: [growling]
New Karen: [ape-like grunting]
[The two robots charge at each other and prepare to fight.]
Plankton: Oh, yeah!
[They go to exchange blows in a colossal explosion. But just when it looked like they were going to fight, they instead share a dance, much to Plankton's shock and dismay.]
Plankton: No, no, no! What are you doing?!
Super Smart Karen: It is only logical, since you made New Karen from Old Karen parts...
Hydra Karens and New Karen: We are all Karen!
Super Snarky Karen: [cackling] We're gonna be stronger than ever, thanks to you!
[Hydra Karen and New Karen fuse together to become one massive destruction robot.]
Plankton: Once again, it's time to run!
[SpongeBob and Plankton retreat as all Karens cackle evilly after completing their fusion. They hurry to the edge of the cliff.]
SpongeBob: Oh. [gasps] Bikini Bottom. [the entire town is reduced to a barren wasteland] Gone. It's all gone. Our homes, our lives. Everything.
Plankton: Yeah, she really messed up the old place.
SpongeBob: Plankton, you caused this. You-you-you lied to me. You were never interested in getting back with Karen. And now look what's happened. You did this! You! This is all your fault!
Plankton: [in denial] No, it's not.
SpongeBob: [appears as a psychiatrist one more time and writes down in his notebook; speaks in Austrian accent] Plankton, my analysis is complete. An overthrown sense of self-impertinence, pre-oscillation with fantasies of power, disregarding for others, instability to handle criticism, cycle-delusion, und borderline physicality. [removes his psychiatrist look] Let me put this simply. Mr. Krabs was right. You're just a pitiful, pathetic [turns his notebook to reveal the word, "jerk!" on it] jerk! [throws away the notebook and turns around in sadness] I'll leave now. I'm going to be with my real friends. [runs off crying]
Plankton: Wait, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? Don't leave me alone! Ugh. [looks at the notebook; whimpers] Maybe the kid's right. Maybe I am a jerk. [begins to play a sad song on a tiny piano] ♪ Well, I've been called A lot of things in my life A dope, a ninny, a twit A pea-brained, lame-brained, no-brained Know-it-all little pip An obnoxious dunce, an old goon A bone-headed puny buffoon But no one's ever told me How much they cared I thought they were too stupid To see the genius Of this little squirt But on reflection Their lack of affection Is because it turns out I'm a jerk Can I go on ignoring their words When everything They're saying is true? That's why I'm always alone 'Cause I'm a jerk ♪
Plankton's reflection in a puddle: Wait, but that's me.
Plankton: That's who I am, baby! [the song becomes a rock ballad] ♪ I'm a jerk I'm a jerky-jerk I don't care what they think I don't care who I hurt Yeah! I'm obnoxious and annoying I'm toxic, soul destroying I'm a jerk I'm a jerky-jerk- ♪ [the song abruptly ends when he bumps into Hydra Karen's laser; whimpers] Uh-oh. [yelps]
Super Snarky Karen: Hey, jerk. Thanks for the new addition.
New Karen: Hello.
[Super Evil Karen prepares to fire her laser at Plankton.]
Plankton: Huh?
Super Evil Karen: Let me blast him right now! [Plankton whimpers as he is backed into a corner] Gotcha cornered. [laughs]
Plankton: [inhales deeply and sighs] Alright. I know when I've lost. Just give me the dignity of a blindfold. [puts on the blindfold but has it on backwards] Whoops. [soft whimper as Super Evil Karen begins to lose her patience] Just a moment. [turns it around] That's better. Well, what are you waiting for? Go ahead. Destroy me already!
Super Evil Karen: With pleasure! [builds up the power in her laser; cackles]
[Super Evil Karen fires her laser at Plankton. As the dust clears, it looks as though they've actually destroyed Plankton for good. But then suddenly, a boatmobile appears. In it are none other than the Gal Pals: Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy. And SpongeBob is riding along with them.]
Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl: [whooping]
[They drive over Hydra Karen and ride off with Plankton safely.]
SpongeBob: Woo-hoo!
Super Evil Karen: Ah, shrimp! Let's go after him!
Super Snarky Karen: Let him go.
Super Evil Karen: Why?!
Super Smart Karen: Living with his failures will be worse than death for him. Besides, there's nothing left for us here. Now that our battle station is complete. [their battle station activates itself with Karen's face on its mainframe] Which hemisphere should we invade first? [they all enter their battle station to begin their plan for world domination]
Super Evil Karen: Who cares? As long as I get to blast, blast, blast!
[Back with SpongeBob, Plankton, and the Gal Pals.]
Plankton: Huh. That's funny. I never pictured death being so windy. [removes his blindfold, opens his eye and sees SpongeBob holding him] SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [a bit angry] You're still a jerk. [forgivingly] But I couldn't just leave you.
Plankton: Huh? Ugh. The Gal Pals. That figures. Why did you interfere? I had her right where I wanted her.
Sandy: [annoyed] Dagnabbit! We saved your life!
[Mrs. Puff floors slams on the accelerator and drives really fast.]
Plankton: Well, I already faced death once today. Bring it on.
SpongeBob: Uh, Mrs. Puff, you're going awfully fast. Uh, do you wanna slow down?
Mrs. Puff: [grunts as she goes hardcore in her driving as she drives towards an upcoming old boat]
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, there's a boat. Mrs. Puff, there's a boat there! Mrs. Puff, boat! Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! Boat, boat, boat! Mrs. Puff! [they safely enter the boat; SpongeBob's screaming echoes as they go down; he continues screaming until he sees what's going on] Oh wait, what is this place? [amazed] Oh, wow. Is this your secret headquarters? [gasps] Are you guys superheroes?
Sandy: Of course not. [Mrs. Puff activates the eject button, launching everyone out of the boat] Woo-hoo!
[They all safely land in comfy chairs.]
Sandy: Welcome to our underground getaway! Where there's nothing but relaxation, conversation [Plankton groans] and a touch of class.
[The ladies' coffee machine pours coffee for everyone.]
SpongeBob: Plankton, Plankton! You gotta try this brown water. [drinks coffee and becomes caffeinated] Wow! I love it! [babbling]
Sandy: Never mind all that, Plankton! What in tarnation did you do to our friend, Karen?
Pearl: Yeah, why is she so angry?
Mrs. Puff: And why does she have four heads?
Plankton: SpongeBob, help me! Back me up!
SpongeBob: [still caffeinated] Why don't you help yourself to some of this stuff? I love it!
Plankton: [sighs, yelps]
Sandy: It is your fault Karen turned into a monster!
Pearl: I bet you never even loved her.
Plankton: That's not true!
Pearl, Sandy, and Mrs. Puff: [grumbling]
Plankton: SpongeBob, psychoanalyze me. They gotta hear this.
SpongeBob: [still caffeinated; babbling, slurping] Whoa, whoa, whoa! My mind is processing complex equations, and I can see infinity.
Plankton: [grumbles] Fine, I'll hypnotize myself! [takes out SpongeBob's watch and hypnotizes himself; we go to a flashback that Plankton specifically chose to prove he really did love Karen before their fallout] Karen and I were totally in love.
[In the flashback, we see Karen and Plankton cooking up some chum together, years back.]
Young Adult Plankton: [sniffs] Mmm. Smells like this batch of chum is just about ready to be served to the public, Karen-Cakes.
Karen: [scoops up a spoonful of chum] Try some, my little Planky-Poo. [lets him taste it, but the taste nearly makes him gag] So, how does it taste?
Young Adult Plankton: [gulps] Like boiled death! It's perfect!
Karen: [chuckles] Chum fight!
[They both laugh and get into a playful chum fight.]
Karen: Oh, you!
Young Adult Plankton: Oh, you!
Karen: Ah, gotcha! [they both laugh] Ooh! Uh-oh! [sighs]
Young Adult Plankton: Oh, I almost forgot. I got a new computer part for you today. And you can install this upgrade yourself. [engages her with a nut installed with a large diamond on it as a ring]
Karen: [gasps]
Young Adult Plankton: Karen, will you marry me?
Karen: [gasps] Oh, yes, Sheldon! [takes the ring, but slams the box on Plankton] I'd love to be your computer wife!
Young Adult Plankton: [straining] Oh, Karen! You've made me the happiest copepod in the... [Karen pulls Plankton out of the ring box; screaming] Ouch!
[Karen kisses Plankton, but he gets zapped by the screen.]
Young Adult Plankton: What a woman!
[We then see them getting married.]
Plankton: So, Karen and I got hitched. [they share a kiss and then they skate around on their wedding cake] And it was the beginning of a beautiful fairy-tale marriage.
Mrs. Puff: [off-screen] Huh! "Fairy-tale" is right.
Pearl, Sandy, and Mrs. Puff: [back in reality] Stop the flashback!
[Plankton snaps out of the hypnosis.]
Pearl: We see Karen for coffee seven days a week, and she complains about you every time.
Sandy: So, what really happened tonight? [hypnotizes Plankton with SpongeBob's watch]
Plankton: [gets hypnotized one last time] I had just finished chasing everyone out of the Chum Bucket with a flamethrower when... [we go to the moment where the events of the entire movie began] Karen, please, don't do this! We don't know the consequences!
Karen: I don't care! [removes her empathy chip from her mainframe]
Plankton: No, no, no! [Karen throws away her empathy chip] Not the empathy chip! Please put it back! Take out the snarky chip! I hate that one! [gets kicked out of the Chum Bucket in the flashback]
Sandy: What?! She removed her empathy chip?
Pearl, Sandy, and Mrs. Puff: [all screaming]
Mrs. Puff: Without that chip, she can't feel anything for anyone.
Pearl: No wonder our Gal Pal isn't herself.
SpongeBob: [comes out of the coffee machine and reveals that he had the empathy chip the whole time] Oh, so that's what this is. I thought it was a mint. [laughs]
Pearl, Sandy, and Mrs. Puff: [all groan]
Plankton: Aha! [takes the chip] Give me that! All I have to do is put this chip back inside Karen, and everything goes back to normal!
Sandy: [takes the chip, making Plankton fall into a cup of coffee] Forget the chip! Karen wasn't happy with the way things were. If you love her like you say you do, apologize!
Mrs. Puff: Can you do that? Can you just say you're sorry?
Plankton: Of course I can! [SpongeBob takes the coffee and sips down some more; Plankton falls out] Ah! [clears throat] I'm sh-sh-sh... Ah [clears throat] I'm sha-rah. Hmm? I'm sha-sha...
Pearl: [annoyed] Oh, he's hopeless. If anyone needs an empathy chip, it's him.
Plankton: Almost got it.
Sandy: [gets an idea] That there's a dandy idea, Pearl!
Plankton: What?
Sandy: [grabs Plankton] Brace yourself, partner! Here come the feels! [installs the empathy chip into Plankton's brain, much to his agony; sets him down]
Plankton: I don't feel anything.
Pearl, Sandy, and Mrs. Puff: [all groaning]
Plankton: [starts feeling different] Oh, now I do.
[Plankton begins hallucinating and flies into a dream world.]
Plankton: Whee! [floats into the Tunnel of Love and takes a ride down memory lane in it]
Karen: [memory] Surprise! Welcome to the new Chum Bucket.
[Voices overlap during the ride.]
Young Plankton: [memory] Karen! Your name is Karen!
Plankton: Aww.
Karen: [memory] Freeze, mister! No one steps on my Sheldon.
Plankton: Oh, yeah!
Karen: [memory] Oh! Yes, Sheldon. I'd love to be your computer wife.
Plankton: Aww!
Young Adult Plankton: [memory] And this two-bit bucket will be the front for my secret headquarters.
Plankton: [nervously] Uh-oh.
Karen: [memory] Are you even listening to me?!
Plankton: [memory] Of course I'm listening. I'd love some coffee.
Karen: [memory; grumbles] You're such a jerk! [removes her empathy chip]
Plankton: [horrified] No!
[The ride falls apart and the dream turns into a nightmare.]
Karen: [memory] I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago! Our evil alliance is through!
[Karen's voice echoes as Plankton falls down a hole made out of chum. He lands in a roller coaster cart.]
Swan: [screaming as it falls]
Plankton: Huh?
[The sign that says, "Welcome to Plankton's Chum-ferno" turns down and the cart sends Plankton going on a wild ride.]
Plankton: Whoa! [screaming; sees Karen in another cart ahead of him] Karen, wait! Karen?
Karen: Plankton!
[A hideous Plankton-like monster comes out of heart-shaped metal.]
Plankton: [screaming as the monster proceeds to swallow him]
[Inside the monster's body, Plankton looks around and sees dozens of creatures looking at him, much to his discomfort. He then finds Karen who is still ignoring him.]
Plankton: Karen! [gasps and chases after her] I love you, Karen! Karen, wait! [the path he's walking on turns into cables and metal claws] Huh?
Computer monster: [barking]
Karen: I'm gonna stomp you like a bug, Planky-Poo!
[The creature chases Plankton and then grabs him.]
Plankton: [yelps] Karen, wait! I love you! [gets eaten by the computer monster]
Karen: [cackles and leaves]
Plankton: Come back! I'm... [snaps out of his nightmare and gasps] sorry! [gasps] I said it! I gotta find Karen to beg her forgiveness, tell her I'm sorry, and win back her love!
SpongeBob, Pearl, and Mrs. Puff: [cheering]
Sandy: Aw, he gets it!
Plankton: I do get it! I do, I do! [laughs] I'm coming for you, baby! [goes to find Karen]
Sandy: [grabs Plankton] Whoa there, little doggy! She'll exterminate you on sight. You're gonna need help from the...
Pearl, Sandy, and Mrs. Puff: Gal Pals!
Sandy: We gotta get this little love bug to Karen before she breaches the surface.
Plankton: Aww! I'm a widdle love bug. Group hug! Here I come! Gal Pals! [falls to the floor]
[Later, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl peak out from behind a rock.]
Sandy: There she is.
Pearl: [gasps upon seeing the Mega Karen] This is gonna be like, totally harder than I thought.
Sandy: Okay, ladies, this here's gonna be our most difficult mission yet. It'll require extreme skill and concentration. There is absolutely zero room for funny business. [SpongeBob and Plankton goof around and do the hula dance, much to the ladies' annoyance] Hey, knock it off! Y'all wanna get caught by Mega Karen?! This is serious!
[They all approach as the Mega Karen draws closer. SpongeBob and Plankton strip themselves of their hula clothes.]
Mrs. Puff: [sees a hatch underneath] Look, up there!
Sandy: [opens her suit] Okay, buckle up, y'all! [gives everyone grappling hooks]
[They all shoot the hooks and attach them to bottom of the battle station. Then they are pulled away, but Plankton gets left behind by accident.]
Plankton: Well, it was fun while it lasted.
SpongeBob: Oh, no! My friend!
Plankton: Good luck with the mission!
SpongeBob: No! [stretches out his nose and grabs Plankton]
Plankton: Huh? [SpongeBob then pulls him upwards] Oh, I'm back, baby! [lands into SpongeBob's face and pops out from the center of his nose] Sorry for being...nosy! [they both laugh]
Sandy: Hey, be quiet! [tries to climb up, but the door closes onto her hand] Yeow! Booby traps! I hate booby traps!
Mrs. Puff: Pearl, did you bring the blowtorch?
Pearl: Sure did. [drinks a bottle of hot sauce, blows fire out of her blowhole and melts a hole for everyone to enter]
Plankton: Ding-dong! Permission to come aboard?
[Meanwhile, inside the Mega Karen, Hydra Karen enters the engine room that is powered by potatoes.]
Hydra Karens: [cackles]
Super Smart Karen: Think of it. This entire battle station is powered by...
New Karen: To-to-to-tomatoes!
Super Smart Karen: No. Potatoes.
New Karen: Correcting...potato!
Super Smart Karen: People underestimate the potato's potential.
New Karen: Potato!
Super Smart Karen: Yet one single spud contains...
Super Snarky Karen: [rudely interrupts] Contains more power than a nuclear reactor. Blah, blah, blah.
Super Smart Karen: Nevertheless, it is true. [activates the generator]
New Karen: Potato... potato... potato!
Mega Karen: Five minutes to surface.
New Karen: Potato! Potato! Potato!
Hydra Karens: Shut up, New Karen!
[Just then, the alarm goes off. They turn around and see the Gal Pals infiltrating the Mega Karen.]
Super Smart Karen: It appears we have intruders. The Gal Pals.
Super Evil Karen: Blast them!
Super Snarky Karen: Blast, blast, blast!
Super Evil Karen: You got a better idea?!
[As the Hydra Karens argue, SpongeBob and Plankton wave at the security camera.]
Karen: [off-screen] That's enough! [powers them down] Hydra Karen, separate and destroy the Gal Pals!
Hydra Karens: Separating! [they separate themselves from the original Karen and become individual robots]
Karen: Well, what are you waiting for? Go get 'em!
Super Evil Karen: I'm gonna blast me some Gal Pals! [she and the other evil robots leave to exterminate the Gal Pals]
New Karen: [robotic laughter]
Karen: [evil laughter]
Mega Karen: Four minutes to surface.
[Back with Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl, they find Bikini Bottom merged together.]
Sandy: [gasps] It's Bikini Bottom.
Pearl: But it's all mixed up!
Sandy: Okay, Gal Pals, let's go!
Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl: Stealth mode! [go around stealth mode]
SpongeBob and Plankton: [goofily skip around like happy school children] ♪ Stealth skipping, stealth skipping, stealth skipping, stealth skipping ♪
SpongeBob: [gasps] The Krusty Krab! [babbles happily and runs towards the restaurant, knocking over the Gal Pals by accident]
Sandy: Careful, SpongeBob! It could be a trap!
SpongeBob: [hops into the grease trap] Yeah! A grease trap? [slips through the grease trap and falls right into the restaurant's ceiling]
Plankton: Whoa! [falls onto SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: [gasps] Wow, the Krusty Krab's all topsy-turvy!
Plankton: I love what Krabs has done with the place. Especially all this blood everywhere.
SpongeBob: Huh? [sees a red puddle all over the floor] Blood! There's blood all over the floor! Blood, blood, blood, blood! [tastes a small drop of the red liquid] Huh. Ketchup? [another ketchup dropping falls onto his nose] Huh? [looks up and sees Patrick stuck to his chair upside-down]
Patrick: [tries to eat his fries with ketchup upside-down, but it falls] Huh?
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: SpongeBob! [unsticks himself and falls down while laughing]
SpongeBob: Buddy! [hugs Patrick]
Patrick: [sees the ketchup dropping on SpongeBob's nose] Oh! Ketchup! [smears the ketchup off SpongeBob's nose and eats his fry] Gee, my tummy feels funny. [sees Plankton on him]
Plankton: Oh, I hear your tummy! [tickles Patrick] Goochie, goochie, goo! [blows raspberry, making Patrick giggle, but stops for a bit when he gets confused with Plankton's change of behavior]
SpongeBob: [chuckles] He's cool. Empathy overload. We gotta get him to Karen and save Bikini Bottom! [he, along with Plankton and Patrick, get lassoed out of the Krusty Krab by Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl] Hi, guys, look who I found!
Patrick: Now, it's a party!
[Suddenly, all of the Karens appear above everyone.]
Super Snarky Karen: Oh, it's a party, alright!
Plankton: Four Karens? But none of them are mine. [gasps] Wait a minute. [sees the original Karen] There's my baby. Karen! I love you!
Karen: Destroy them all! [shuts the door]
Plankton: [awestruck] Aww, she remembered my catchphrase!
Sandy: [grabs Plankton] SpongeBob, hurry! [gives him to SpongeBob] Get Plankton up to Karen! He has to apologize before we reach the surface!
SpongeBob: Okie dokie! [he and Patrick head over to the elevator with Plankton]
Sandy: And now... [she, Mrs. Puff and Pearl get ready to fight] we'll take care of these counterfeit Karens!
Super Smart Karen: Attack on the count of three! One...
New Karen: [jumps before the counting can go on] Potato! [smashes onto the floor] Uh-oh... [explodes on impact]
Super Smart Karen: Two, three. [cackles as she and the other two jump down]
[SpongeBob, Patrick and Plankton make it to the elevator and Plankton presses the button to go up. The three counterfeit Karens and the Gal Pals charge at each other. But in slow motion, they miss.]
Sandy: Gal Pals, we're doin' batter up!
Pearl: [acts as a bat] Batter up!
Mrs. Puff: And here's the pitch!
[Sandy and Pearl launch Mrs. Puff like a baseball, and she hits the counterfeit Karens. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Plankton stand there and wait for the elevator as the Gal Pals continue to battle the counterfeit Karens. The elevator rings and opens the door.]
Patrick: Elevator's here.
SpongeBob: [they enter in the elevator] Here we go, Plankton!
Plankton: [the doors close on Patrick's squishy body] Ooh, soft! [flings around]
SpongeBob: We lost him! [looks up] Ooh! There he goes!
Plankton: Sweetie pie! I'm coming for you! [hits his head on the iron bar and started falling again]
SpongeBob: And there he goes again.
Plankton: I love falling! [lands on a pillow]
Mega Karen: [PA voice] Two minutes to surface.
Plankton: Ooh, soft! But not Patrick soft! [a laser strikes the pillow] Hi, Gals! Great seeing you two! [stars falling off from the conveyor belt] Ooh, I'm falling again! And I love it!
[Nearby, Mrs. Puff fights Super Smart Karen with pillows. In slow motion, she slammed the pillow right at the robot's face. but it knocked Plankton right straight into Pearl's mouth who started choking. The pufferfish runs over and helps Pearl get Plankton out of her throat. They look over to see Smart Karen charging right at them.]
Super Smart Karen: You pathetic bottom-feeders!
[Mrs. Puff finally got Plankton out of Pearl's throat, causing him to smack right into Smart Karen's right eye, damaging it. She growls in anger. Plankton got onto the chain once he is flown back up.]
Plankton: The door! The door to Karen! I can do this!
Sandy: [flying onto Evil Karen] Yee-haw! End of the line! [leaps off]
[Evil Karen screams and hits smack dab on the chain, causing it to move up.]
Plankton: I can do anything! [Sandy and Evil Karen start falling] I'm doing it! Whoo! [smacks right onto the door while SpongeBob and Patrick made it to the top] I did it!
[The two best friends enter the door, not before SpongeBob grabbed Plankton still clinging to the wheel. Both Sandy and Evil Karen are still falling before the giant anchor slammed into Evil Karen.]
Sandy: Yee-haw!
[Pearl and Mrs. Puff got out of the way while the other Karens look up to see Evil Karen coming right down at them, screaming. They tried to get away, but all three robots got pinned to the ground, with Xs on their eyes. Sandy landed on the ground and the robots explode, destroying them once and for all.]
Gal Pals: [laughter]
Sandy: Nobody can beat the...
Pearl, Sandy, and Mrs. Puff: Gal Pals!
[At the control room, Karen observes them.]
Karen: Except me! [pressed a button, causing the floor the girls are standing on turn red]
Sandy: I hate....
[The trap triggers them, sending them flying.]
Pearl, Sandy, and Mrs. Puff: Booby traps!
[All the girls were flung out of the Mega Karen. Meanwhile, Plankton, SpongeBob, and Patrick continue on.]
Plankton: Stop! [they both stop] Back it up, guys! Look! There's the door! Oh, Karen! [suddenly starts glitching between evil and empathy] Karen? [sputtering] Destroy! Big hunk of garbage! I'll get that secret formula! Ow! I love you beautiful boys!
SpongeBob: [worried] Plankton, the empathy chip is burning out! You better get to Karen! And fast!
Plankton: [leaps onto SpongeBob and Patrick] Aw, I want the two of you to go find the engine room... [sputters, back to evil] I will destroy you, Krabs! [sputters, back to empathy] ...and destroy it while I go apologize to Karen! [leaps off, back to evil] Chum buckets! I want... [sputtering] another hug! [leaps onto SpongeBob and Patrick for another hug] Good luck, my friends!
Patrick: Good luck to you, green jellybean man!
[Plankton chuckles and leaves to the engine room.]
SpongeBob: [reads sign] "This way to engine room." Oh, what a helpful sign!
[When they open the door, they saw there was no floor and started to fall, sliding down a slide and landed into the Goofy Goober Ice Cream Party Boat.]
Patrick: Oh, ice cream!
[The trap door opens, sending them falling once more and landed into a pile of potatoes.]
Patrick: Oof! Ow!
SpongeBob: Patrick, we're here!
Patrick: Whoa. Where's here?
SpongeBob: The engine room.
Patrick: [screams]
SpongeBob: How are we ever gonna destroy all this?
Patrick: SpongeBob! Look!
[The camera moves to where SpongeBob's spatula is, stuck to the wall.]
SpongeBob: Oh! [gasping] Spatty! Whosoever pulleth out this spatula from this wall is right-wise worthy! [pulls out his spatula out of the wall and gasps] Oh, Spatty! [he laughs with joy, hugging it] I missed you!
Patrick: I hate to break up this reunion, but weren't we supposed to be doing something?
SpongeBob: You're right. Spatty... Hatty! Patty! [Patrick puts on his bib and knife and fork] Let the potato chopping commence!
Patrick: Woo-hoo!
[The scene cuts to the top of Mega Karen's head where the Chum Bucket is located.]
Mega Karen: [PA voice] One minute to surface.
[Cut back to the control room.]
Plankton: [opens door] Karen? [enters the control room] Ooh! It's dark and evil in here! Dripping pipes. [chuckles] Nice touch! [gets dripped on] Huh? [finds Karen driving the steering wheel] Ooh! There you are my love! I've come to apologize.
Karen: [clearly upset to see him] Oh. It's you.
Plankton: Well, hello! Now give me a big, sloppy kiss and let's tango! [holds up a rose and places it between his teeth, ready to dance]
[But Karen, not buying any of Plankton's sweet talk, simply pulls a lever which has a spiked boot on the end. Plankton, tango dancing on his own, simply avoids getting stomped on at every turn.]
Karen: Stand still, twinkle toes! How can I stomp you when you're jitterbugging all over the floor?! [pushes the button to slaughter Plankton]
Plankton: [dodges the spiked boot] And I wouldn't blame you if you did, my dear. Because I can feel your pain now. Sandy put your empathy chip into my brain!
Karen: [sarcastically] Oh, I see! So, all this emotion is just the empathy chip talking!
Plankton: No, it's not! [the spiked boot appears over him again] Well at first it was, except... [comically pulls the chip out of his head, revealing that it's completely fried; groans in pain] ...This thing burned out on the way up here from an overload of feels.
Karen: You shouldn't have come back, Sheldon. Frankly, I'm surprised you made it this far. Now, run along, little copepod. I have to get back to my world domination.
Plankton: But that was our plan, Karen. I'm so sorry for not listening to you all these years. [throws away the empathy chip] But from now on, I want us to do everything together!
Karen: [sighs] It's too late. You can drop the lovey-dovey act. [flicks a switch and a giant safe appears from a mechanical door] I've got what you really want right here. [opens the safe, revealing...] The Krabby Patty secret formula.
Plankton: [gasps]
Karen: [solemnly gives him the formula] Take it and go.
Plankton: [seemingly loses his empathy, grinning maniacally] After all these years! [laughs] Yes! Finally! The thing that's gonna help me take over the world... [smashes the bottle containing the formula, but unbelievably, instead of reading it, he kicks it aside.] ...was right there in front of me the entire time. The secret formula... was you.
[Karen is completely shocked; for Plankton hadn't completely lost his empathy after all, he's being completely genuine. It's the first moment she's been acknowledged by him in a long time. Her heart melts completely.]
Karen: [emotional, voice breaking] Me? So... you really do feel my pain?
Plankton: Yes. And that's not all. I really do love you, Karen. Between the two of us, you're the real evil genius.
[Karen begins to cry, moved by Plankton's words. It's true. He really does love her after all these years.]
Plankton: [gets dripped on by Karen's oily tears] Huh? Eh.
Karen: Need a boost?
Plankton: [gasps and giggles while shaking his butt]
[Karen lifts Plankton up and they share a kiss.]
Plankton: [gets zapped by the kiss] Yeowch! What a woman!
Karen: Aw, I love you too, my Planky-Poo. And I accept your apology. [later, they're operating the battle station together] I always hoped you'd come around eventually. So, I added this. [shows him a little chair]
Plankton: [gasps] For me? Oh, that's so nice! [press horn on wheel]
Karen: Now let's finally do what we wanted to do after college. Let's take over the world!
Both: Together! [both laugh]
Mega Karen: [PA voice] Surface! Surface! Surface!
[Up on the surface, a group of humans are playing at the beach. while a demo version of "Say My Name, Karen" plays. A couple children are building sandcastles, a woman is putting sunscreen on a man, and one man is eating a strawberry ice cream. One of the kids saw their sandcastle fall apart and turn to see the Mega Karen rise out of the water.]
Plankton: I just love a day of destruction at the beach, don't you?
[The children stare in shock while one man gasps, dropping his ice cream. The woman gasped, spraying sunscreen all over the startled man. The terrified swimmers run out of the sea, screaming while the Mega Karen raised its ice ray.]
Plankton: [sings along with the song] ♪ And Plankton. ♪
Karen: [giggles] Oh, Sheldon! You are so evil! You should be the first one to push the button. You earned it.
Plankton: No, you should push the button. You worked so hard for this.
Karen: You push it.
Plankton: No, you push it.
Karen: No, you push it.
Plankton: No, you!
[The humans continue to run away from the powering robot.]
Karen: No, you!
Plankton: Let's push it...
Both: Together!
[Karen laughs. They both press the button; Nothing happens. The music distorts as the laser fails to activate. Both of them grow confused and tried to press the button again, and again, and then multiple times, but nothing happens. Suddenly, a loud tremble makes them rock and yelp. An alarm goes off indicating a serious malfunction.]
Karen: What?! I built this battle station to be 100% foolproof!
Plankton: [facepalms and groans in embarrassment upon remembering what he told SpongeBob and Patrick earlier] Yeah, but it's not "SpongeBob-proof."
French Narrator: Eight hundred kagillion potatoes later...
[SpongeBob is chopping up the last batch of the potatoes.]
SpongeBob: That's the last of the potatoes! [Patrick munches on the last of the potatoes] Come on, come on! [the machine shuts down] Whoo! It worked! We did it, Patrick! High five! Woo-hoo! Hooray!
[Patrick burps and the camera zooms out that he got grotesquely fat. The entire mech begins to fall apart. At the control room, Plankton and Karen yelp while the alarm sounds.]
Plankton: Sorry I ruined the plan, Karen. I'm such a jerk.
Karen: Aw, but you're my jerk.
[They both embrace as the Mega Karen robot breaks down and falls into the ocean. All the humans stare in confusion, and then, they shrug it off, realizing that it is safe to go back to the water. The day resumes as if nothing strange had happened. At the bottom of the sea, all of the fish are still mourning the loss of their homes. Squidward plays his clarinet discordantly, which caused the girl fish's mother to attack him with her purse. Nearby, Mr. Krabs is crying for the loss of his Krusty Krab. He wipes his nose on a paper that fell from the tissue box. He looked and wiped, revealing the words "Secret Formula."]
Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Thank Neptune! Me secret formula!
SpongeBob: Hey, everybody! [singing] ♪ Welcome back [SpongeBob is seeing on the Krusty Krab while it sank back to its proper place] to Bikini Bottom On the bottom of the ocean Where every day The skies are sunny blue On the ocean floor [Mr. Krabs hugs his restaurant while SpongeBob hitches a ride on the Gal Pal's car] It's like it was before And there's a place for me and you ♪
All: ♪ In Bikini Bottom On the bottom of the ocean ♪
[SpongeBob goes over to his house.]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Gary! [hugs Gary]
Mr. Krabs: [puts the secret formula in the safe] Woo-hoo!
All: ♪ In Bikini Bottom No bottom is forgotten ♪
Woman: ♪ I love my new house made from a large metallic shoe! ♪
Mr. Krabs: ♪ I'm open for business! The grill is back on! Come in the Krusty Krab And get your patty snack on ♪
Roommate: [gets thawed out by the fire] ♪ I haven't eaten since spring break! ♪ [falls onto Mr. Krabs arms]
All: ♪ In Bikini Bottom On the bottom of the ocean Every day the skies are sunny blue
Roommate: [eats a Krabby Patty] Woo-hoo!
[All over Bikini Bottom, all the houses, including the Barg'N-Mart, and the Goofy Goober Ice Cream Party Boat sinks down back to their proper places.]
All: ♪ On the ocean floor You'll find everything and more And there's a place for me and you ♪
Goofy Goober Employee: ♪ Hooray, hooray. I'm overjoyed. Oh-so happy to be employed. ♪
Perch Perkins: [flying back down] Perch Perkins here, Bikini Bottom News. Bikini Bottom has miraculously fallen back to how it was before the movie.
All: ♪ What are the chances! In Bikini Bottom On the bottom of the ocean Every day the skies are sunny blue Woo-hoo! In Bikini Bottom No bottom is and there is a place for me and you ♪
[Squidward is still sad that his house is gone. He looked up seeing something coming, he covers his head, and his house landed in front of him.]
Squidward: [happy that his house is back] Oh, thank Neptune! [hears something above] Huh? What in the world?
[The camera zooms up to show Patrick's house on Squidward's house.]
Patrick: Hey, Squidward! I'm your upstairs neighbor now! [laughs] Check out these great new shoes I got. [laughing and stomping Squidward's house with his new metal shoes]
Squidward: [unimpressed] I wish I never came back.
All: ♪ To Bikini Bottom On the bottom of the ocean Where every day the skies are sunny blue On the ocean floor, You'll find everything and more ♪
SpongeBob: [slides down the Krusty Krab pole] ♪ And there's a place for me and you ♪
[As the song is finished, Mr. Krabs sees the Chum Bucket falling down.]
Mr. Krabs: [sets Plankton's thawed out roommate down] Plankton.
[The Chum Bucket touches back down, roughly, ejecting Plankton and Karen. The two are battered but unhurt.]
Fish: There they are!
[They are quickly surrounded by very angry citizens, such Squidward and Mr. Krabs. The two become frightened.]
Plankton: Oh. Hey, everybody. [chuckles] What's new?
Mr. Krabs: We're gonna tear you both to pieces! That's what's new!
[Karen and Plankton cower in terror, the people of Bikini Bottom are poised to attack, looking ready to rip Karen apart one bolt and screw at a time, and stomp Plankton until he's atomized. However, before they can advance, SpongeBob jumps in front of them, defending the two.]
SpongeBob: No! Stop!
Mr. Krabs: Out of the way, boy-o! Why aren't you as angry as we are?
SpongeBob: Hmm. Well, I guess this old sponge is just a sucker for a love story.
Muscular fish: I'm a sucker for a love story too.
Girl Fish: Aw, I love love stories.
Fish: I love a good love story. [all the other fish agree]
Mr. Krabs: [grumbles] You've all gone soft on me! Sure, I got my restaurant and my formula back. But not me- [before he finishes his sentence, the dollars of money flies on Mr. Krabs' hands, squeals] My money! [kisses his money] I guess I'm just a sucker for a love story too.
Everyone: Aww!
Fish: [sniffling] I'm a sucker for a love story too!
Plankton: [rolling his eye] What a bunch of morons.
Karen: [smirking] Yeah, but they're our morons.
Everyone: [with a collective "Aww!"]
[Plankton giggles, and he and Karen share a heartfelt hug, celebrating their newfound partnership as the townsfolk look on, cheering for the pair. As they embrace each other, Plankton sees the camera over Karen's shoulder.]
Plankton: [looks at the viewers as Karen hugs him tight] You again? The movie's over, pack it up. [camera zooms back] Keep going. Keep going! [camera keeps going back until it reaches to where the Bikini Bottom sign falls, upside down] Keep going! Eh, good enough.
All: ♪ And there's a place for me and you ♪
[Movie ends, roll credits.]