Patrick Reacts to a Football Game!
"Patrick Reacts to a Football Game!" is a SpongeBob SquarePants NFL short. In this short, Patrick reacts to the NFL Nickmas Game.
Characters
- Patrick Star
- Squidward Tentacles
- Squidward Tentacles' house
- Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen (mentioned)
- Scooter
- Sandy Cheeks (mentioned)
- Sea bear
Synopsis
Patrick starts off by reacting to various highlights from NFL Slimetime. He sees a player who was wearing a hat that belongs to Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen, which causes him to yell "he was number one" very loudly. This disturbs Squidward, tells him to be quiet. The commentator then asks Patrick to explain what a fumble is. Patrick stumbles over every word, before ending on "firmly grasp it."
Patrick reacts to more football clips, one of which causes him to panic about the fact he doesn't have hands. Patrick yells loudly at one of the highlights, which causes Squidward to squirt juice in his eye. While watching, Scooter calls Patrick saying that one of the players stink. Squidward hears Patrick laughing loudly at fails, which causes him to hurriedly paint his portrait, which ends up having him as a football player, much to his distress.
Patrick begins the next segment, which is Patrick's Official Offensive Pick. Patrick confuses one of the Vikings players with an actual Viking. After the commentator tells him that the player in question is the team's best wide receiver, Patrick replies that he must be the second best wide receiver after "his mouth next to this mountain of Krabby Patties." Squidward turns on his TV, only for it to play Patrick's commentary. Patrick reacts to various quarterbacks, then comments that sea bears chase you pretty fast, especially if you take their lunch. A sea bear then shows up behind Patrick and attacks him, causing the broadcast to cut away momentarily.
The commentary resumes, with Patrick appearing severely injured. He then chooses his favorite player, which is Patrick Mahomes. For his Super Bowl prediction, he predicts his super bowl will be filled with super ice cream, super fudge brownies, et cetera. The commentator quietly suggests they should put Sandy in the booth next time.
Production
Music
| ( ‣ ) Production music |
| ( • ) Original music |
| ( ◦ ) SpongeBob music |
‣ Up She Rises - Sam Spence [The narrator expanding]
‣ Ramblin' Man from Gramblin' - Sam Spence [Bubble hat]
‣ Hawaiian Cocktail - Richard Myhill [Patrick struggiling to explain a fumble]
‣ Romeo & Juliet Overture - Fiachra Trench [Patrick tells a player good catch]
‣ Woe is Me! - Richard Myhill [Patrick has no hands]
• Spongemonger - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Someone throws the ball to the other team]
• War Blower - The Blue Hawaiians [Interception]
‣ Big Ed's March - Sam Spence [Patrick's Official Offensive Pick]
‣ Stadium Rave A - Mark Governor, Glenn Nishida [Patrick watches the Vikings]
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