The Flower Plot/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Flower Plot" from season 13, which aired on March 24, 2023.

[The episode opens with a wide shot of the Krusty Krab.]
Mr. Krabs: [opens the door] Ah! [sniffs the air and breathes it out] I always make lots of money when the morning air smells this good. [inhales again and coughs smoke] Huh? [clears smoke out of the way and looks over to the Chum Bucket] Hmm... What in Finnegan's footlocker?
SpongeBob: [exits Krusty Krab in shock and gasps] Looks like Plankton is moving away, Mr. K!
Mr. Krabs: Heh! Yeah, right. He's plannin' something. [continues to look]
Plankton: Well Eugene... I'm leaving for good. Karen and I are gonna travel the world. Before I take it over. Heh-heh-heh. [slaps his leg in laughter]
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, right..
Plankton: Well, O.K., bye-bye, then. I'll see ya later kid.
SpongeBob: [grabs onto Plankton and starts crying]
Mr. Krabs: [sighs and rolls his eyes]
SpongeBob: You're still here, but I.. already miss you! [continues to whine]
Karen: [picks up Plankton] Alright, that's enough, let's go.
[The two are picked up and thrown into a truck. Plankton and Karen pop out of the truck dump and wave good-bye.]
Plankton: Farewell, Krabby Patty secret formula! Farewell, Bikini Bottom!
Karen: [throws out kisses]
SpongeBob: [whines a bit]
Mr. Krabs: [looks as the truck is shipped off into the distance] Yeah, right - hmm?
[The Chum Bucket is destroyed.]
SpongeBob: [cries with fountain of tears.]
Mr. Krabs: [avoids SpongeBob's tears] Wait a minute? [looks across the street] Ya-hoooooo! I'm freeee-eee-hee-hee-hee-hee! [begins to dance and gloat] Yeah, baby! I'm free! I'm free! No more Plankton! Me free! Me free-free-free-free-free-free! Me free! Me free! Me free!
SpongeBob: [laughs] Me free! Me free! [looks up] Um. Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: What is it, boy-o?
SpongeBob: [points at a new flower pot building where he and Mr. Krabs get crushed]
[A construction worker waters the flower pot building. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs pop out of the building.]
Mr. Krabs: Huh?
SpongeBob: Wow.
[The flower pot flower blooms and spews confetti.]
Mr. Krabs: Flower Pot Florist?
SpongeBob: Oooh! I just love floral arrangements at affordable prices!
Mr. Krabs: I better make friends with the owner right away.. I don't want another crazy feud with him too! [enters the Pot] Helloooo! [looks around]
Petunia: Oh! Welcome to the Flower Pot, huh? I'm the owner, Petunia!
Mr. Krabs: Well I'm Mr Kra-
Petunia: Oh, you don't have to tell me who you are! [chuckles] You're Mr. Krabs - huh? And you run the Krusty Krab - huh? It's my favorite restaurant - huhhhhhh?
Mr. Krabs: Well, nice to meet ya, Petunia? I just wanted to stop by and welcome ya to the neighborhood!
Petunia: You stop by anytime - huh?
Mr. Krabs: Well, thank ye! [chuckles and exits the Flower Pot] What a nice lady..
Petunia: [hums]
Karen: Krabs is actually buying it!
Plankton: [reveals he is Petunia] I know, huh? [hops] Yep - this friendly florist farce will finally get that Krabby Patty secret formula!
Plankton and Karen: [evilly laugh, suddenly then perk to the right]
SpongeBob: [open the Pot doors] Hello, new neighbor! [trips on a flower and flops]
Plankton and Karen: Huh!? [go back into their disguises]
SpongeBob: Wooooow! [starts flitting like a hummingbird] I like your flowers!
Petunia: I get it! Sometimes you just gotta stop n' smell the snapdragons - huh? [chuckles]
SpongeBob: [loudly laughs] Weeee!
Karen: Eeeeeh! [hides back into disguise]
SpongeBob: Ooh! [sniffs sunflower Karen] I wanna buy this big one!
Petunia: That one's not for sale.
Karen: [spins around] Aaaaah! [feels dizzy and goes back into her disguise]
Petunia: But you can have this one for free. [chuckles]
SpongeBob: [gasps] Mmmmmmm! [runs to hug the florist]
Plankton: [trips out of his disguise] Woah-oh-oh-oh-oow! [climbs back into his disguise] Aheh-ahe-aheh- [closes Petunia's face, but it subsequently crushed as a result] Aaeeh!
Petunia: [sniffs Plankton back in]
Squidward: SpongeBob! [enters the Pot] Get back to your grill! I've got orders coming out of my nose! [snorts it out]
SpongeBob: Aye-aye, sir! And bye-bye, ma'am! [runs off to the Krusty Krab chuckling]
Squidward: [sighs] Sorry about that, miss. SpongeBob can be a real pain in the- Eeee-aa-aaaa-aaaah! [looks at Petunia, and falls in love]
Petunia: Petunia! [puts her hand out]
Squidward: [zooms out to kiss it] En chante.. Je suis Squidward. If you ever need any help arranging your flowerz, give me a holler.. Think of me as your.. Begonia Papi...
Petunia: Here's a complementary carnation for Begonia Papi, huh?
Squidward: [takes the flower and rubs it across his nose] Eh-heh, ah-ha? [sniffs it]
Jellybee: [pops out of the flower and stings Squidward in the nose]
Squidward: Huh? [his nose swells from the sting as an elephant trumpet is heard] Look away! [his head then swells] I'm hideous! [crashes multiple flowers and exits the Pot]
Plankton: [opens his disguise] Yeesh, this disguise is dangerous!
French Narrator: [time card] Several bouquets later...
Petunia: [hands out flowers to an old women] Enjoy the daffodils, huh? [picks out a flower and stars giving it slight cuts]
Karen: No one suspects a thing! So, are you ready for Full-Florist Phase 2, Petunia?
Plankton: [opens disguise] Soon, my dear.. all in good time.... But isn't this arrangement fabulous! Hoo-
[Dings are heard.]
Plankton: Time to make a delivery!
Petunia: [hops around the store and hums] Power to the flower!
[A ding is heard, and the florist fish closes the door.]
Karen: Hmm?
[A montage begins of Petunia handing out flowers to everybody in town. Petunia's seen on a bike, hears crying, and throws out flowers to a nearby funeral.]
Funeral attendees: Wow!
Old Man "Zombie" Jenkins: [hops out of his grave and does the Charleston] Hoo-ray!
[Petunia enters the door where a wedding is occuring.]
Anchovy bride: Awww. [looks down with nothing in her hands, then looks behind her] Huh?
Petunia: [grunts and tosses a bouquet]
Anchovy bride: [waves at the florist, catches the flowers, laughs to herself, and runs off]
Wedding attendees: [various "Meep!" noises are heard]
Kids: [are seen picking their noses]
Petunia: Don't pick your nose! Pick a flower! [leaves a flower pot out for the kids]
Kids: Heh. Heyyyyy!
Incidental fish: Isn't this lovely! I loved it! [general noises and phrases of positivity]
Petunia: Enjoy! Bye, now! Power to the flower!
Squidward: [as the crowd of happy customers walk away, the octopus appears] Bonjour, Petunia! I would like to buy a bouquet.
Petunia: Back again, huh? You'd better cut back, Mr. Tentacles - this is your fourth bouquet today!
Squidward: Well, uh... [laughs awkwardly]
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!
Squidward: [perks up]
Mr. Krabs: Back to work!
Squidward: Heh!-heh-heh. Awwww...
Petunia: Mr. Krabs! You'll save me a trip! Your Krusty Krab bouquets are ready, huh? [brings out a bag of flowers]
Mr. Krabs: Ooh! SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: [pops up in salute]
Mr. Krabs: Carry that bag!
SpongeBob: Yes sir, sir! [dashes off to carry it]
Petunia: Hmmm. [places the bag on Bob]
SpongeBob: Uppp. Eh-woah-eh. I got it-ooh-woop! [exits the Flower Pot]
Mr. Krabs: Oh-thank you, Petunia! [sniffs a flower] Smell ya later! [also exits and closes the door]
Karen: You did it, Sheldon! [hops] The Krusty Krab will be bestowed with our flowers! Soon, [spins] we will have that formula!
Plankton: Well, I don't know about that.
Karen: Huh?
Plankton: Actually, I was thinking of putting my plan on hold for a while.
Karen: Wha-at?
Plankton: To becoming a full-time florist! I love making customers smile! And I really think I have a knack for flower arranging! [showcases a swan flower bed he's been building] Boom.
Karen: Awww, that's so sweet! My little man wants to be a florist. [pinches Plankton's cheek]
Plankton: It's my new dream!
Karen: Enjoy that dream while ya can, honey, ya gotta 'bout five minutes.
Plankton: Whaddaya mean?
Karen: [shows pixelated vizuals on her screen] Don't you remember your plan? You sell exploding flowers to Krabs, wait for the timers to go off, and while everyone is freakin' out, you walk right in and take the formula!
Plankton: Neptune's nosehairs! [jumps in shock] - I forgot! I've gotta stop those flowers from blooming and save my new career!
Petunia: Huh? [exits the Pot]
Mr. Krabs: Doo-de-doo-doo-doo..
Petunia: [runs into the Krusty Krab's doors] Ahhh-heh!
Mr. Krabs: Ah, Petunia!
Petunia: [falls onto the floor]
Mr. Krabs: Eeee-oh. [looks at Petunia on the floor, then looks at the restaurant] Look how your beautiful flowers have brightened up the Krusty Krab!
Petunia: That's great, Eugene-huhhhh! [pushes Krabs to the floor]
Mr. Krabs: Woah!
Petunia: [takes away the Krusty Krab's flowers, one by one] Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh?
Squidward: Huh-m..Ohh-aaahhhh.... [looks love-smittenly at Petunia]
Petunia: [enter's SpongeBob's workplace] Pardon me, huhhhhh?
SpongeBob: Don't forget this! [holds it and points his spatula at a bomb]
Petunia: [grabs away bomb] I'll just freshen these florets and bring them right back, huh-huh? [rips away flowers and runs to defuse them]
Mr. Krabs: [quietly talks to Squidward] I wonder what's wrong with Petunia.
Squidward: Huh? Nothing's wrong with her! She's a perfectionist, like me! [hops onto his cashier stand] I'm in love with her, and I can't keep it a secret any longer! [rips open his shirt and runs to the Flower Pot] Petunia! [quietly laughs]
Petunia: [gasps as she runs to the pot] I've got exactly one minute to defuse these bombs-
Squidward: [disrupts Petunia's escapades and is seen standing at the Pot] I picked this begonia from my own flower garden, huh? [blinks cutely]
Petunia: Oooh, that's a nice one, but I can't right now Mr. Tentacles, please step aside! Mmmm.... [grunts as she holds the bomb]
Squidward: [holds out the begonia ring] Petunia the florist, will you ma- [Petunia explodes in his face, leaving him charred and stunned] Huh-huh?!
[The begonia ring disintegrates into dust.]
Plankton: You loopy, lovesick lummox! You sabotaged my whole plan!
[Squidward groans in embarrassment, walks off, and rubs out a pile of sand over himself to make it look like a grave. A new flower pops up while doing so.]
Plankton: Woah! [spits and hops out of Petunia] Uh-oh...
[A crowd angrily surrounds Plankton.]
Mr. Krabs: [growls] Not only did you play with Squidward's heart- [the scene cuts to a sand-covered Squidward] but ya cost me twenty-four bouquets! I say we step on 'im!
Crowd: Yeah! [subsequent angry noises]
Plankton: Oopsy-daisy, huh?
SpongeBob: [picks up Plankton with his shoe and cries waterfall tears of joy] Petunia was very nice but I'm so glad you're back, Plankton.
Plankton: Thanks, Sponge-Boob. You've given me the greatest gift I could ever ask for - just enough time to do this!
[The Flower Pot transforms back into the Chum Bucket.]
Karen: [grabs Plankton back into the Chum Bucket] Let's go, buttercup.
Plankton: Toodle-loo! [evilly laughs] No more flowers! It's back to the secret formula to me! [laughs again, but a spiked shoe flies at him] My iris!
Crowd: [throw out objects and make angry noises, although SpongeBob seems to avoid committing to any violence]
[Laser guns pop out of the Chum Bucket.]
Mr. Krabs: Oh-no...
Crowd: [lasers are shot in their direction] Ahhhhh!
Plankton: I'm back, baby - huh?