User:Tanhamman/Quotes
Quotes
| Quote | Episode | Said by |
| "Well do something about it! That's why I pay taxes! | Sanctuary! | Squidward |
| "Good thing today was free ax day at the stadium!" | The Sewers of Bikini Bottom | Charleton |
| "Life is but a walking shadow." | CopyBob DittoPants | Patrick |
| "LOOK! DOUBLOONS! Don't drop 'em. (wink)" | Gary Takes a Bath | SpongeBob |
| "Have you noticed how Mr. Krabs has gone… COMPLETELY INSANE?!!!" | Clams | Squidward |
| "Ah! Wrong! Good people don't rip other people's arms off." | Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III | SpongeBob |
| "That guy had no front license plate, let's get him!!!" | Doing Time | Male Officer |
| "People! People! Stop your assault!" | Little Yellow Book | SpongeBob |
| "Uh, Sandy? Why do you have missles in your sub?" | It Came from Goo Lagoon | SpongeBob |
| "Uh, actually there's 2 words. And they're not very good. You're fired." | SpongeBob You're Fired | Mr. Krabs |
| "No, they're just the stairs. THESE are the stairs of learning." | New Student Starfish | SpongeBob |
| "Squire! Have this pole executed at once!" | The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie | King Neptune |
| "Ow! I burnt my hand! At night. (Sssss)" | Graveyard Shift | SpongeBob |
| "That's SpongeBob with 2 7's?" | Patrick-Man! | Patrick |
| "Gimme a shot! Of Milk!" "Milk?" "2 %" | Pest of the West | SpongeBuck/Hopalong/SpongeBuck |
| "Oh Plankton! You always were my favorite Granddaughter." | Gramma's Secret Recipe | Gramma Plankton |
| "Hey buddy!" (slam) "Squidward!" (slam) "Free cleaning service?" (slam) "Census taker." (slam) "Good day sir. Would you like to buy some Gil_Scout Cookies?" (slam) "OW!" | Sweet and Sour Squid | Plankton |
| "Uh, SpongeBob. Could I get one with a little less… fog?" | Born Again Krabs | Squidward |
| "YOU!! WE'RE ON A BABY HUNT!! AND DON'T THINK WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO WEED 'EM OUT!!" | The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie | Victor of the Thug Tug |
| "Sounds painful"; "Science makes everything sound painful, SpongeBob." | Funny Pants | SpongeBob; Sandy |
| "He's the vain of my EXISTANCE!!"; "Your's too? Uh, I mean…" | Boating Buddies | Squidward; Mrs. Puff |
| "I hate Mondays." | Pet or Pests | Mrs. Puff |
| "Oh, no, wait! Even better! A SLIGHT DISCOUNT!!" | The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water | Mr. Krabs |
| "Thank you for the tip, Ma'am." | Sentimental Sponge | Sanitation Police |