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March 4

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Quotes

SpongeBob: Well, first I draw this head (draws a human head), then I erase some of the outlines, and 1,2,3, a circle. Uh...thingy.

SpongeBob: I have no talent.

Squidward: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.

Squidward: Okay, first, repeat after me, I have no talent.

SpongeBob: Mr Tentacles has all the talent.

Squidward: If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacle's talent may rub off on me.

SpongeBob: If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his... tentacles... on my...heart...(smiles)

Squidward: Whatever...

SpongeBob: (singing) To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump...
(At the dump)
SpongeBob: Really?

Squidward: Really.

SpongeBob: Really?

Squidward: Really.

SpongeBob: Really?

Squidward: REALLY!

SpongeBob: Wow!... REALLY?

Squidward: Let's go.

Trivia

Michelangelo's David, which in real life has exposed genitals, has a clam covering his private (and gross) area in this episode. While examining it, Monty P. Moneybags comments on its "perfect censorship". But when it's in real life, the clam wasn't there. So the man was completely naked.
This is the first time Squidward has been a teacher. The second time, he is a music professor as seen in Professor Squidward.
SpongeBobs "dump" song is in the tune of the finale to the William Tell Overture.
When SpongeBob says "I did it, Squidward!" on his second attempt to draw a circle, the circle appears out of nowhere.
SpongeBob's method of drawing a circle is the opposite of how one would naturally draw the detailed head and face(as SpongeBob used as his starting point for the circle).
22nd time Patrick doesn't appear.
This episode was originally going to be named "Squidward's Cooking Class", but since Squidward dreamt of teaching art, it never happened. Hence, the one fish said "Oh, isn't this cooking? Sorry."
In the Hebrew version, Squidward is mistakenly called "Mr. Terpentine" throughout the episode, instead of "Mr. Tentacles".
The background of the title card of this episode is the marble stone constantly used throughout this episode
When Spongebob is knocked out the window into the trash bin, there is glass on in the floor inside. It should be outside the building with since that is the direction in which Spongebob went through the window. When Squidward teared up the rule book, there some pieces on the floor. But in one minute, they dissapear. Also, when Spongebob uses these pieces to make something, some pieces that are red dissapear. But when he's done making it, they reappear.
In the Brazilian dubbing, during the sculpture inspection the "perfect censorship" quote was changed to "visão perfeita" (perfect vision).

APM Music Identification

Twelve street rag-tittle card
String Fashion - Squidward looks at his watch and opens the doors.
Tales from the Swamp - "Wait! This is cooking! Come back!"
Wooden Bear - "Repeat after me. I have no talent."
Romeo and Juliet Fantasy Overture - "It's beautiful!"
Comic Walk - Squidward scolds SpongeBob because of all the work he put in to.
Dramatic Impact 2 - "I gotta find SpongeBob!!"