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A Football is a Seed/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants NFL short "A Football is a Seed," which aired on January 10, 2021.

  • [The scene starts with SpongeBob walking out of the Krusty Krab kitchen with a tray containing a Krabby Patty with fries and a drink.]
  • SpongeBob: Boy, that sure was a great touchdown, huh, Patrick? [presents the meal to Patrick] They finally got the ball right where they wanted it.
  • Patrick: It's not a ball, SpongeBob. It's a seed. [a thought bubble appears with a younger Patrick planting the football as a seed] When you get a touchdown, they let you plant it in the end zone, [it grows into a goalpost, with several footballs passing through] and that's how you grow your goalpost!
  • SpongeBob: You must be the smartest guy I know.
  • Patrick: Inevitably. [attempts to drink from the cup, but its drinking straw pokes his left eye] Ow!