Camp Spirit/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Camp Spirit/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy are all chasing a jellyfish around their cabin, laughing. SpongeBob stops, and the others bump into him and climb onto him. They find a dirty sock on the ground.]
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Ooh.
SpongeBob: [pointing] Eww, look, a dirty sock! [close-up of sock] It's disgusting. [laughs as sock spits out stench]
Sandy: Eww! Wrap it around this here [holds out stick] stick! [hands stick to Patrick, who hands it to SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: [wraps sock around stick and pulls it, releasing several spiders]
Sandy: [twirling stick, sending SpongeBob and Patrick flying] Yah! Yee-haw!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [on ground laughing]
Sandy: [throws sock into the air, then sends it to SpongeBob's face, flinging him far into the distance]
SpongeBob: Ahh! I got socked in the face. [snorts sock, which comes out of his top hole] Dirty sock launch! [launches sock, leaving a stench cloud]
Patrick: Whoa! A sock-a-lypse! [he and Sandy run to try to catch the sock]
Sandy: Ahh... ahhh...
Patrick: I got it! I got it! I got it!
Maisey: No, I've got it. Whoop! [grabs sock while flying, laughs] Oh, oh! [lands]
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Whoa!
Maisey: [twirling sock] Now this is one dirty piece of hosiery. [hits the three of them with the sock, making their heads spin]
Patrick: [facial features rearranged] Well that was gross. And awesome!
Maisey: Thank you. [bows, tipping hat] I'm Maisey Manes.
Sandy: Well, howdy do? I'm Sandy, and these are my pals, SpongeBob and Patrick.
SpongeBob: [bowing] How do?
Patrick: [bowing] Howdy-doody?
Maisey: It's a pleasure to meet you all. [holds up sock] Oh, I see you're playing Soiled Stocking. Have you tried filling it with mud? [holds mud in hand]
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [gasp]
Sandy: Fill a dirty sock with mud? [counting with fingers] Why, that would up the filth factor at least [removes glove to reveal hand with 10 fingers] tenfold!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [giggling]
Patrick: [taking sock from Maisey] I crave the filth! [puts globs of mud into sock, then shoots mud at the others] Here's mud in your eye! [the others have fun dodging the mud]
[The camera gets covered in mud, and so do the others. The mud comes off of Sandy and SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: [nudging mud resembling Maisey] I like the way you think, Maisey. [mud comes off to reveal Maisey has disappeared]
SpongeBob and Sandy: Huh?
SpongeBob: [waving hands] Maisey? Hey, where'd she go?
SpongeBob and Sandy: [calling out] Maisey? Maisey?
SpongeBob: [checking tall grass] Maisey?
Sandy: Hello?
SpongeBob: [from under rock] Maisey?
Patrick: [calling out, carrying mud sock] Maisey? Maisey? [slips on mud, releasing sock]
Squidward: [angry, exiting cabin] Has anyone seen my fourth... [sock hits Squidward on the nose, leaving mud splatter] sock?
SpongeBob: [he and the others approach Squidward] Sorry, Mr. Tentacles.
Sandy: Yeah, we were just playing soiled sock with our new friend Maisey Manes. You ever seen her before?
Squidward: [pulls off sock] I wish I'd never seen you three before! [puts on muddy sock, enters cabin]
SpongeBob: Let's find Maisey. Maybe she has more ideas for socks.
[Bubble transition to Larry and Craig playing volleyball with two other campers.]
Boy camper: Your serve, Larry!
Craig: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Larry: [sees SpongeBob on volleyball] Huh?
SpongeBob: Have you seen a girl named Maisey?
Larry: Who? [serves the volleyball with SpongeBob on it]
SpongeBob: [to girl camper] Have you seen a girl named Maisey?
Girl camper: Nope. [hits SpongeBob on volleyball with tennis racket]
SpongeBob: [stopping mid-air] Has anyone seen a girl named Maisey?
Larry: [hits SpongeBob on volleyball, sending him into the sand] That's two points!
Craig: Whoo!
[Bubble transition to some anchovies boat riding on the lake. Sandy approaches them on a zip-line.]
Sandy: Howdy. Have you seen a girl named Maisey?
Anchovies: [losing grip on rope, meeping]
[The motor boat ramps over a coral rock, and the anchovies all land on the tower in a pyramid formation.]
Perch: Whoa! [holds sign with a 10, cheers]
[The boat crashes into the tower and causes an explosion.]
Sandy: [reaching end of zip-line, sees explosion] Ohh. [pushes away]
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob on the volleyball being flown all the way back to the Dinghy Cabin, where Sand is sitting. SpongeBob hits the cabin and falls down.]
SpongeBob: [upside-down] I can't find Maisey anywhere.
Sandy: Me neither, SpongeBob.
Mr. Krabs: [opens door] What's all the ruckus out here?
Patrick: [coming out of Mr. Krabs' pocket] She's not in his pocket.
Mr. Krabs: [yelps, releases Patrick]
SpongeBob: Camp-Master Krabs, could you tell us what cabin Maisey Manes is in?
Mr. Krabs: [gasps, eyestalks twist] How do you know that name?
Sandy: [pushes down Mr. Krabs' pointing claw] She's our new friend.
Mr. Krabs: [screams, hides in shell, shivering] She was here today?
SpongeBob: What's wrong, Camp-Master Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: [gets up] When I bought this place, I was warned about a g-g-ghost camper!
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [gasp] Cool!
Mr. Krabs: [waves eyestalks] Not cool! If the parents find out that Kamp Koral is haunted, they'll take away their boy-os and girl-os away-os. [sobbing]
SpongeBob: [hugs Mr. Krabs] Aww, that is so nice how much you'll miss us campers, you old softy.
Mr. Krabs: [holding SpongeBob by eyestalks] Oh, forget you campers. I'm afraid your parents will want a refund. Now that's scary. [tosses SpongeBob into Sandy's arms]
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Whoa.
[Mr. Krabs drills into ground, and pulls the cabin down to his level. Bubble transition to the trio sadly entering their cabin.]
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Huh? [look up and gasp as they see floating objects with Maisey in the room] Wow.
Maisey: [turning head around] Good day, friends. [objects drop]
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Maisey Maines!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [shoving Sandy to Maisey] Ask her. Ask her.
Sandy: [nervous] Ooo... uh... [clears throat]
Maisey: Ask me what?
Sandy: Um, w-we heard a rumor that you might possibly be... a ghost?
Maisey: I am indeed. [disappears into cabin floor, then reemerges as a ghost, scaring the others] But the proper pronunciation is... [swirls upwards] g-g-ghost.
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: G-g-ghost!
Sandy: May I?
Maisey: Of course.
Sandy: [hand going through Maisey] Well, banshee my britches.
SpongeBob: Ooh, me next!
Patrick: [drops down next to Sandy] No, me! [he and SpongeBob put their hands through Maisey and end up play fighting]
Maisey: Would you like to do g-g-ghost things with me?
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Y-y-yes! [run off]
[Bubble transition to the Krusty Kanteen, where a set of eclairs is sitting on the counter.]
Plankton: [rubbing hands together] Hey. Hee-hee-hee. Huh?
Elwood: [reaching for food] Oh, boy. Yummy!
Plankton: Go away! [Elwood leaves] This food isn't for you. It's edible. [rubbing hands together] Hoo-hoo. [grabs utensils, laughs, then sees one of his eclairs is floating away] What?! [pointing with fork] Return to me this instant, you impudent edible! [eclair floats back] What the... [eclair squirts scream onto Plankton]
[The eclairs all float to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy's mouths at a bench as they all eat them. Sandy's eclair only lands on her helmet.]
Sandy: Huh?
Maisey: [laughs, sends another eclair at Sandy's helmet]
Sandy: [laughs, then everyone else joins in]
Plankton: [sets down cream, passes out]
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Sandy in ghost costumes.]
Patrick: [running, wearing tablecloth] Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh. [falls down]
Maisey: Oh. You all look smashing. Ha-ha! It's time to fly like g-g-ghosts! Hold hands, everybody. [all hold hands as her purplish glow transfers to the others] Here we go! [strains as she lifts them all]
Patrick: [dragged on ground] I feel light as a feather! [runs into trash cans, groans]
[Bubble transition to some campers playing jacks.]
SpongeBob: [as they all fly towards the campers] Oooh. We are ghosts!
Camper: Huh? [screams and the other two run off, gets squashed]
[Perch is doing construction work on the tower.]
Maisey: [briefly emerges along with others] How do you do?
Perch: [hesitates, continues hammering, hammers own hand]
Sandy: [floating above with others] Peeeerch.
SpongeBob: We are ghosts!
Patrick: Boo! [ghosts laugh]
Perch: [screams, jumps into tower, on loudspeaker] Attention, campers, [tower runs off like a spider] everybody run for it! [knocking over cabin with tower] There's g-g-ghosts in the camp!
Campers: [run around and scream as the ghosts fly on-screen]
Kevin: [tearing apart hat] Oh, the humanity!
Mr. Krabs: [looking from inside cabin] They've seen the g-g-ghost. [hides behind desk] Gotta grab me money and cheese it.
Mrs. Puff: [knocks, opens door wearing outfit] Hee-yah! Ahh!
Mr. Krabs: [gasps, covers head] Oh, please, go away, g-g-ghost.
Mrs. Puff: I'm not a g-g-ghost. But I do know how to get rid of one.
Mr. Krabs: You're a g-g-ghost hunter?
Mrs. Puff: I did a fair amount of ghost breaking in my [holds up skull, which opens to reveal a picture of her as a goth] Goth days.
Mr. Krabs: Oh.
[Meanwhile, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Maisey are still flying above the camp.]
SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Maisey: Oooh. Whoo. Ha! [all land on the cabin wall except for Maisey, who is now inside]
Maisey: [frightening Mr. Krabs] Ooh. Oh. Uh, pardon me for barging in. [chuckles, waves] Toodle pip. [backs up as she and the others fly away]
Mrs. Puff: [opens door, holding net] All right, g-g-ghost, where did you g-g-go? [pulls net, giving it a golden glow] Yah! [cackles]
Sandy: [as they all float down] Whoa!
Maisey: Tally ho! [others land on ground, Patrick faceplants]
Sandy: Boy, howdy! Did you see 'em? We sure scared the heck out of 'em!
Patrick: [still wearing tablecloth] I didn't see nothin'.
Mrs. Puff: [off-screen] Come on out, you evil wraith!
Sandy: [peeking behind cabin with others to see Mrs. Puff] Huh?
Mrs. Puff: [standing atop a cabin] Aha! To all g-g-ghosts who hear my voice, the spirit net [raises net] calls, you have no choice!
Sandy: [fearful] That sounds bad.
SpongeBob: Maybe you better go, Maisey. We'll head her off.
Maisey: You mean like this? [takes head off, all laugh]
[Mrs. Puff maneuvers from cabin to cabin.]
Mrs. Puff: Where are you, little spirit? [in mailbox] Show yourself!
Patrick: [off-screen, laughs] Here I am!
Mrs. Puff: [takes head out of mailbox, leaving it in a mailbox shape]
Patrick: [wearing ghost mask] Boo! [runs into post]
Mrs. Puff: I can see you, Patrick.
Patrick: Nuh-uh. I'm a ghost.
Mrs. Puff: What you are is distracting me. [tosses Patrick in the air with net] Now move along. I'm hunting a real ghost.
[Something resembling a ghost flies past her.]
Mrs. Puff: Huh? [chases after ghost, catches it] Gotcha!
Sandy: [running to Mrs. Puff, in fake voice] No! No!
SpongeBob: [fake voice] My good friend Maisey the g-g-ghost has been captured.
Mrs. Puff: [waving hand] No, campers. A ghost is not a friend. They belong in the afterlife, not in camp.
SpongeBob: Golly, Mrs. Puff. your words have certainly convinced me. Okay, bye. [leaves with Sandy]
Mrs. Puff: Wait a second. [releases ghost, which is just a jellyfish with a ghost mask] [chuckles nervously, then gets electrocuted by jellyfish] [tosses net] All right, no more Mrs. Nice Fish. [lifts coat, revealing a set of ghost jars] This g-g-ghost jar will put an end to this. No spirit can escape its pull. [holding ghost jar, portal appears above, creating wind] Ghost jar, you're the most jar. [the others are hiding behind a bench and a coral tree] Suck up the spirit wherever it is hid, then I will twist the magic lid! [releases ghost jar, which releases a beam of light, which starts to suck up Maisey]
Maisey: [screams, holds onto SpongeBob's hand]
Mrs. Puff: Time to give up the g-g-ghost.
SpongeBob: [lets go] Maisey!
[Maisey gets sucked into the ghost jar. Mrs. Puff puts the lid on it.]
SpongeBob: [approaching] Please, Mrs. Puff. Let her out. It's too cramped in there.
Patrick: [body in a jar] I don't know. I'm pretty cozy.
Mrs. Puff: Once a spirit enters a g-g-ghost jar, they can never escape. Sorry, kids. [walks off] This gets buried in a cemetery.
Patrick: At least we'll always have the dirty [holds out sock] sock to remember her by. [blows nose into sock]
SpongeBob: [wiping face with sock] It's even more gross now.
Sandy: She should've loved that. [all hug and cry]
Maisey: [hugging them all] I do love it.
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [let go] Maisey!
SpongeBob: You got out of the jar!
Maisey: Of course I did. Jars can't hold g-g-ghosts. [chuckles, winks] We just like to let people believe they can so they'll leave us alone. Well, I really must be going. So many camps to haunt. [head twists off, comes back on] But I'll be back. [chuckles, waves] Toodle pip, my friends. [flies away]
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Goodbye, Maisey! Bye! Pip-pip!
Maisey: [laughs, disappears in cloud of dust]
[Bubble transition to the Camp Director cabin at night.]
Mr. Krabs: [in safe with money] Shh-shh-shh-shh. We're safe now, my sweet moneys. I won't let that g-g-ghost hurt you in here.
Maisey: [head appears, possesses money] I wouldn't hurt your money.
Mr. Krabs: [breaks through roof, screams, and runs off] Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! Help! [camera irises out on him as episode ends]