Dear Diary
Template:Italic title Template:Comic strip Dear Diary is the second comic strip in the SpongeBob Comics No. 11.
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Synopsis
The comic begins with Template:Data:Links coming home from work, only to find Template:Data:Links in his house. Patrick wants to tell Squidward about his day, but Squidward kicks him out and tells him to save it for his diary. Patrick then makes a diary entry, talking about getting lost in his own home. Afterwards, Patrick heads to Squidward, who is showering, to tell him about his latest diary entry. Squidward once again kicks out Patrick and tells him to fill his diary with his life story. Patrick goes home and writes another diary entry, this time about ice cream.
Template:Data:Links walks into the scene, laughing. Patrick tells him to be quiet because he's concentrating. SpongeBob helps out Patrick with writing in his diary. Patrick adds three more entries. The first one is about Squidward sunbathing, the second is about Patrick's dream about Squidward becoming a superhero, and the third is about him hiding in Squidward's house. The scene then cuts to Patrick following Squidward, who is walking to the Krusty Krab. Once they get there, Squidward reads out loud Patrick's diary aloud to all the customers. Patrick starts a new diary because Squidward ripped up the old one in anger, ending the comic strip.