End of Summer Daze/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "End of Summer Daze/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[Some buses are outside Kamp Koral. Mrs. Puff drives one up and stops. The bus's destination sign changes from Kamp Koral to Bikini Bottom. Campers are seen with luggage, getting ready to leave.]
Perch: [over loudspeaker] Good morning, Koral campers! It's the last day of summer, and I'm sad to say, that means camp is over! So, have your cries and say those goodbyes!
[Harvey and Bubble Bass walk by and stop. Harvey is holding a board game and a box of rare comics and props, while Bubble Bass is eating a Krabby Patty.]
Bubble Bass: Hm?
Perch: [off-screen] Hug your friends and make your amends!
[Harvey and Bubble Bass throw their things away and climb up the ladder to the watchtower.]
Perch: [off-screen] Dust your bunks and stow your trunks! Pack your bags and [on-screen] salute your flags! Clean your glasses and move your--
[Harvey and Bubble Bass climb up the tower.]
Harvey: Perch, stop rhyming. It's time to go! [points]
Perch: But I don't wanna go!
[Bubble Bass grabs Perch's microphone, who fights for it back. Harvey starts pulling on Bubble Bass.]
Perch: I'm nothing without my microphone! Nothing! Uh-oh.
[The watchtower falls over as campers run away.]
Perch: [crawls out of the rubble, blows into microphone] Breaking news. This reporter is ready to go home now. [the flagpole from the watchtower falls on him, knocking him out]
[Cut to Patrick reading a comic on the steps of his cabin. Mr. Krabs walks past him with a clipboard.]
Krabs: Camper Patrick!
Patrick: [quickly hides his comic book behind his back]
Krabs: I don't want to see any trash left in that cabin! You better clean it all out.
Patrick: All of it? [grumbles as Krabs walks away]
[Squidward walks past the cabin.]
Patrick: Oh! Here! [shoves the trash can in Squidward's hands] Hold this! [knocks on the cabin door]
Squidward: What am I supposed to--
[The cabin door opens, spilling trash all over Squidward. Krabs walks up to Lady Upturn, Rea, and Roh, who have suitcases next to them.]
Krabs: Make sure all that luggage is on the bus. [walks away]
Upturn: You heard the man, Regigilled! Take [gestures to suitcases] these to the bus as well.
Regigilled: [exits the cabin carrying a large stack of luggage, straining] Very good, madam. [hits the railing] Whoa! [slips] Oh, oh, whoa! [falls off the deck and the luggage all falls on him, groans]
Roh: How upsetting.
Rea: Oh!
[They pick up their suitcases, leaving Regigilled behind. Roh sticks out his tongue.]
Rea: Do we have to do everything around here?
[Krabs walks up to Larry, Craig, and Mo, who are sweeping and cleaning around the cabin.]
Krabs: That cabin better be fully aired out! You jocks always leave it smelling [waves at nose, foghorn sounds] funky. [leaves]
Larry: You heard him. Hey, Tall Tail!
[Tall Tail picks up the cabin and plays it like an accordion, with green clouds of stench coming out when it is squeezed.]
Mo, Larry, and Craig: [cheering]
[Mo and Larry do a dance together. Krabs walks up to the Trawler cabin. Preda Tory is standing with a cocoon and Kidferatu is picking up a suitcase outside.]
Krabs: Hurry it up! [points backwards] Those buses ain't waiting for no one!
Preda Tory: Almost ready. [pats cocoon] Just packing a little snack for the road.
Camper: [sticks hand out of cocoon] Help me!
[Preda Tory pushes the hand back in, stands in front of the cocoon, and kicks it behind her.]
Krabs: [sighs] Just hurry it up! [walks away]
[Big Roxie drags a suitcase in.]
Big Roxie: Geez, Rox, what do you got in these suitcases?
Little Roxie: You know I can't go anywhere without my shoe collection!
[A suitcases bursts open, revealing it's full of shoes.]
Big Roxie: [surprised noise]
Little Roxie: Ooh!
[Kidferatu exits the cabin, puts a blood bag in his suitcase, and drags out an IV drip. It gets stuck, so he unhooks it from someone's arm and tries to put the IV back in. Cut to the buses out front, where Squidward has suitcases and is walking to Larry and Tall Tail.]
Larry: [hugs Squidward tightly] I'm gonna miss you so much, Squid bro!
Squidward: [gets squeezed, groans]
Larry: Next summer, I'm gonna get you ripped! [puts him down]
Squidward: I think something inside me just ripped.
[Some anchovies say goodbye.]
Anchovies: [crying, hugging] Meep! [they jump around to rotate and hug again] Meep! [they rotate again] Meep, meep!
Krabs: [enters with two boxes] Aw, get your tissues here! Blow your noses and dry your eyes! Only 50 cents a pop!
Anchovies: [meeping, they take the tissues and then put money in the other box]
Krabs: [throws the tissue box away, laughing]
Anchovies: [blow their noses, crying, meeping]
[Krabs walks back to his cabin, where Nurse Helga, Mrs. Puff, Plankton, and Karen are.]
Krabs: Phew, we did it! We survived another summer!
[Confetti falls.]
Nurse Helga, Mrs. Puff, Karen, Plankton: [cheering]
Nurse Helga: [plays "Fight! Fight! Fight" on a turntable] Hey! Hey! Hey!
Karen: [opens a bottle of sparkling water and pours three glasses]
Mrs. Puff: I never thought this day would come! [clinks glasses with Karen]
[Mrs. Puff drinks the water and Karen pours the rest of the bottle on herself.]
Plankton: I know! This batch of campers was the worst yet! I legally died seven times!
Nurse Helga: [dancing] Oh, that's a shame! One more time [takes out a First Aid Loyalty Card with nine holes punched in it] and your next resuscitation would have been free! [heart monitor flatlining sound]
Plankton: Eh, [snaps fingers] just my luck.
Krabs: [raises glass] Here's to nine long, beautiful months of children trapped in school! Where they belong!
[Confetti transition to campers getting on the buses.]
Campers: Bye! / Bye! / See ya!
[Jimmy Blobfish climbs the bus with a coffin and slips on the slime. He falls off. Kidferatu comes out of the coffin and hisses. Preda Tory ties it to the bus with a web. They get in the bus. Anchovies hop in a can on wheels and drive away. SpongeBob, holding two suitcases, and Patrick, who is wearing a backpack, approach Sandy, who is carrying a bindle stick.]
SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy! Want to sit with us on the bus?
Sandy: Thanks for the invite, SpongeBob, but future Sandy says I should take the express train back home. [leans in closer to him] For the good of the timeline!
[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy hug. Sandy inflates balloons from her suit and flies away.]
Sandy: [laughs, waves] See you for tea at the treedome!
SpongeBob: Uh, what did any of that mean?
Patrick: [shrugs] Ah, probably some Texas thing.
[Mrs. Puff gets behind the wheel of the bus and Mr. Krabs enters.]
Krabs: [waving] So long, Kamp Koral!
Mrs. Puff: [off-screen] Stand behind the yellow line!
Krabs: [waving] See ya next-- [door shuts, slamming on his eyelids] ow!
[The buses leave, past a sign reading "You're Not Leaving Kamp Koral." The bus stops at a toll booth. Mr. Krabs' eyes pop back into the bus and he looks out the door.]
Krabs: [gasps, sees "$10" written on the booth] Ten dollars?
[Narlene and Nobby come out of the booth wearing fake mustaches.]
Narlene: Yep, that's the price!
Krabs: I swear this toll road gets more expensive every summer! [holds up dollar with a string attached] Here you go, sirs.
Narlene: [laughs, takes the dollar]
[The toll booth's blocker goes up and the bus drives past.]
Krabs: [opens door, reels the dollar back in with a fishing rod, laughs] Easy money.
[When he turns around, Narlene uses her own fishing rod to grab his wallet, and fishes it out of his pocket.]
Narlene: Ah, the last [opens wallet] score of the summer. [takes money out of the wallet]
Nobby: [babbles]
Narlene: [throws wallet away] Hoo-hoo! [stands up inside the booth and runs away]
[Bubble transition to the camp, deserted. Tumbleweeds blow. A cabin's top flaps in the wind and makes bird caws. Tumbleweeds roll past the canteen and the lighthouse. The bulb is covered by a sack, which drops to reveal SpongeBob inside of it.]
SpongeBob: [laughs, looks around, gets shocked repeatedly]
[Zoom out to show Patrick hiding behind a thin pole.]
Patrick: [laughs, notices SpongeBob, laughs, runs to him]
SpongeBob: [running to Patrick] It worked, Patrick! No one suspects a thing!
Patrick: [laughs] Our decoys are pretty convincing.
[Cut to the back of the bus, where Mr. Krabs walks with a clipboard and pencil Harvey is playing with action figures and Bubble Bass is drinking soda.]
Krabs: Bubble Bass and Harvey, check.
[Larry is lifting a barbell while Mo is repeatedly punching her seat.]
Krabs: Mo and Larry, check.
[SpongeBob and Patrick are replaced with a Kelpo box and a trash bag with a traffic cone.]
Krabs: SpongeBox and Trashrick, check.
[The trash bag leaks. Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick.]
SpongeBob: Thanks for staying with me, Patrick. [paces away] I just couldn't let summer be over without catching my very first [takes out his net] jellyfish!
Patrick: And I couldn't let summer be over without using the outhouse [pulls it close] just one last time! [to outhouse] Oh, I'm gonna miss you... [kisses it]
[Bubble transition to Jelly Meadows. Jellyfish fly and SpongeBob and Patrick, carrying nets and tackle boxes, walk over a hill.]
SpongeBob: Without other campers around, [they throw their boxes] this should be a cinch! Now let's see... [puts down his net and opens his box, takes out a small net] Should I use a one pound net? [throws it and takes out harpoon] Harpoon? [throws harpoon and picks up chum] Chum bait? [chum pulsates, he puts it back in the box] Ewww. [as jellyfish fly behind him] How do you think I should outsmart these uncatchable creatures, Patrick?
[SpongeBob looks over at Patrick, who is asleep. Jellyfish fly into his net.]
Patrick: Huh? [to jellyfish in his net] Hi?
SpongeBob: Eh, maybe you're right. I'm overthinking it. Better to just dive right in!
[SpongeBob grabs his net, ululates, swings at various jellyfish and fails. He stops to think. He attaches seven nets to himself like a wheel and spins around, also failing to catch any. The wind blows him away. He goes up to a jellyfish disguised in a bush, fails to catch it, then moves to the other side to catch it. A sea moose eats him out of the bush.]
SpongeBob: Aah! [screams are only audible when he opens the sea moose's mouth, gets spit out, groans]
[A circle of jellyfish are near a rock formation. SpongeBob flings himself from a catapult, laughs, readies his net, and they move out of the way just in time, making him smack against the rock. SpongeBob falls on his head and scrambles to get right side up, takes his net, and faces a jellyfish.]
SpongeBob: Please, Mr. Jellyfish? Pretty please? [holds his net out and crawls towards it] Just get in the net!
Jellyfish: [buzzes, moves closer]
SpongeBob: [gasps]
Jellyfish: [buzzes, goes over the net]
SpongeBob: [gasps in awe as the jellyfish hovering over the net reflects in his eyes]
[The jellyfish shocks him and flies away. Patrick comes in on a throne of jellyfish.]
Patrick: Trouble with the local wildlife, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [falls on his back]
Patrick: [gets shocked by the jellyfish, throne disperses]
[Bubble transition back to the site of leaving the camp. A white van driven by Sticky Fins and Dorsal Dan drives up. It sneaks around the camp on all fours, behind a pole, and then cartwheels. Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins come out.]
Dorsal Dan: Now that all the brats are gone, this summer camp will make the perfect hideout!
Sticky Fins: Yeah, the hideout's great, but how are we gonna move all this loot from the last heist? [opens the side door of the van and a bunch of gold, diamonds, and trophies fall out]
Dorsal Dan: [laughs] Don't worry! Dorsal Dan's got a plan! [laughs]
[He opens up the back door of the van, revealing a pie, and many cartons of eggs, boxes of butter, and bags of flour. Sticky Fins steps over]
Dorsal Dan: See, Sticky Fins? I brought everything we need to bake our loot [picks up pie] into pies! The cops will never think to look for gold [reaches into the pie and takes out gold coins] inside a pastry! [laughs] We'll just be a couple of innocent bakers... [peels off a tarp on the side of the van, revealing the word "PIES"]
Sticky Fins: Ha, I get it! [takes out boysenberries from the back] But what are the boysenberries for? Why are we making boysenberry pies?
Dorsal Dan: [exasperated] Because they're delicious. Now let's get our [takes sack] first batch in the oven. Then we can take a swim in the lake!
Sticky Fins: Oh, boy! [throws boysenberries away, a cat yowls] I could use a dip after all our thievery!
[Bubble transition to a disappointed SpongeBob walking back to camp with Patrick.]
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm never going to catch a jellyfish.
Patrick: Oh, sure you will.
SpongeBob: [sits down]
Patrick: You just need to clear your mind. Like me!
[Patrick pulls his tie and his head pops open with a cash register sound. His brain is clear like glass. He takes it out, his pupils drift apart, and his brain shimmers.]
SpongeBob: Oh, wow! You think that's why you're so good at catching jellyfish?
Patrick: Duh... Think what now?
SpongeBob: Oh, you're right. I do need to clear my mind. And what better way to do that than with a relaxing soak in Lake Yuckymuck!
Patrick: Lake what now? [sticks out tongue] Duh...
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick, now in their swimming trunks, jumping to the lake. SpongeBob takes a towel from the shower while Dorsal Dan is showering.]
Dorsal Dan: [leans out and looks for the towel, doesn't see one, keeps showering]
[SpongeBob and Patrick run past the outhouse. Patrick's foot catches the toilet paper roll and pulls it off. Sticky Fins' hand reaches out for the toilet paper.]
Sticky Fins: Huh? Huh? Hmm? [looks outside and sees the toilet paper is gone] Hmm? [sad groan]
[SpongeBob and Patrick climb up a ladder and use the zipline.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughing, shouting]
[SpongeBob ziplines upside down and Patrick grabs it with his teeth. They shout and fall into the water. Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins, wearing swimming trunks, jump in.]
Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins: [splashing water] Splash fight, splash fight! / Fight, fight!
[They hold their noses and dive. SpongeBob and Patrick surface, lying on their backs. Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins do the same after a moment. They all float in the lake.]
SpongeBob and Dorsal Dan: Ah, this is so relaxing.
Patrick and Sticky Fins: You said it.
[Bubble transition to a black screen. End of Part 1. When Part 2 begins, SpongeBob washes up on the shore, and Patrick is swept on by a wave.]
SpongeBob: Ooh, boy. All that swimming left me famished!
[He and Patrick walk on the shore. A scent trail is seen.]
Patrick: [rubs stomach] I'm too hungry to be famished! [smells scent, is lifted into the air] Whoa! [follows it to a pie on the sill of the canteen] Look, SpongeBob! [shows the pie] Mystery pie! [takes a bite] Mmm, [points at the filling] mystery solved! Boysenberry!
SpongeBob: Isn't it a little odd to find a fresh-baked pie in the middle of an empty summer camp?
[A tumbleweed rolls by. Patrick has eaten all the pie.]
Patrick: I try not to question pie.
SpongeBob: [with a hand on his chin] Hmm, let's see... [pacing around, Patrick begins chewing on the pie tin] If there's no one here but you and me, that can mean only one thing! [close-up as he appears against a purple burst background] We must've baked it!
Patrick: [off-screen] I think you're right! [SpongeBob's expression falls, Patrick is looking in the canteen] Here we are baking even more pies! [SpongeBob looks with him]
[Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins have set out a few empty pie tins. Dorsal Dan is putting on oven mitts. Sticky Fins puts treasure in the pie tin and Dorsal Dan finishes baking one, and blows to cool it off.]
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's no't us!
Patrick: How can you tell?
SpongeBob: They're not handsome enough.
[They lick their hands and smooth back their hair, getting realistic handsome faces. A close-up is shown as people admiring is heard. A paper hits SpongeBob in the face and Patrick shakes his face back to normal.]
Patrick: [sputtering] Huh?
SpongeBob: [takes paper] Huh? Look, Patrick!
[The paper is a wanted poster for Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins.]
SpongeBob: They're criminals! [a woman screaming is heard]
Patrick: [grabs his head] Oh, no! Bad guys! [runs around screaming]
SpongeBob: [picks up Patrick, shakes him, and sets him down]
Patrick: But what do we do?
SpongeBob: We're just a couple of kids! There's only one thing we can do! We have to take justice into our own hands, [crunches hands, points up] like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Patrick: [bounces in place, claps hands] Yay! Justice! [giggles]
[Bubble transition to Dorsal Dan taking a pie out of an oven.]
Dorsal Dan: Ahh... [the pie shatters, he sputters] Huh? What are you doing with the butter over there? These crusts are way too flaky!
Sticky Fins: [putting a crust over a pie] They're pie crusts! They're supposed to be flaky!
Dorsal Dan: Only if you plan on eatin' 'em!
[Smoke fills the room.]
Sticky Fins and Dorsal Dan: [coughing]
SpongeBob: [deep voice] Ladies and gentlemen, criminals of all ages...
Dorsal Dan: [coughing] What's going on?
[Patrick shows up in the smoke, wearing his Barnacle Star outfit, and poses.]
SpongeBob: [deep voice] Prepare yourselves for a night of justice! It's the one, the only, Barnacle Boy!
[Patrick jumps forward, spins, lands on the floor, and coughs out some smoke.]
Dorsal Dan: Huh?
Sticky Fins: Oh no! [grabs head] Superheroes!
SpongeBob: [deep voice] And now, you know him, you love him! [jumps up, holding a microphone and wearing a Mermaid Pants outfit] Put your hands together so he can cuff 'em, it's [jumps in, clears throat in normal voice, goes back to deep voice] Mermaid Man!
Patrick: [off-screen] Uh, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [looks around]
[Patrick is being tied up in a velvet rope to a chair.]
Dorsal Dan: Come here, kid. Why not join your friend tied up in these ropes?
Patrick: [leans forward] I think you'll like 'em, SpongeBob. [rubs against ropes] They're velvet.
Sticky Fins: Thanks! I stole them myself!
SpongeBob: Uh, don't worry, Patrick! [more confident, raises finger] I have a plan! [yelps as Dorsal Dan leans in]
Dorsal Dan: [snickers]
SpongeBob: [screams as Dorsal Dan throws him out, runs away screaming]
Dorsal Dan: [growls]
Patrick: Ooh, good plan.
Sticky Fins: [nods] Yeah.
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob running back to his cabin and sitting against it.]
SpongeBob: Oh... Some superhero I turned out to be. Patrick's captured and I'm outnumbered. There's no way I can rescue him all on my own.
[A jellyfish floats by and stings SpongeBob. He gets a welt on his head and it lights up like a lightbulb.]
SpongeBob: Hmm... That's it! [grabs its tentacle] Thank you, Mr. Jellyfish! [gets zapped, hand swells up] Ehhh... [smoke comes out of mouth]
[Bubble transition back to Jelly Meadows. SpongeBob is hiding a rock.]
SpongeBob: With enough jellyfish, [pounds fist] I know I can defeat those villains! [fastens a headband on] So, my little friends, who wants to be my [dramatic close-up of his face] first catch?
[SpongeBob jumps in front of a jellyfish, then jumps towards it and does a war cry. It goes into his mouth and flies out a hole, buzzes, and flies away. SpongeBob chases it, yelling. He appears behind various rocks and trees and jumps after it. He pulls a motor inside himself and spins his arms rapidly, then approaches the jellyfish. It grabs onto his net and he spins, then gets flung away and crashes. SpongeBob swings at a jellyfish and it avoids him, and stings him. He falls onto a group of jellyfish while clinging onto a rock formation, but they fly out of the way. He swings at two more, but they avoid him. He stares intently at one as math equations appear in front of him. He yells and swings at it, and it appears to be caught, only for it to be behind the net. SpongeBob falls on his side.]
SpongeBob: Oh, it's still not working. I'm never going to rescue Patrick like this. Oh-ho... Wait a second! [gets up] I just need to take Patrick's advice and clear my mind... [opens his head to reveal his brain] Here goes nothing! [flushes a toilet handle and drains his brain] Doy... Think what now?
[A jellyfish flies into his net and his head shuts. He looks at it and gets excited.]
SpongeBob: Oh my gosh, I did it! [inhales] Yeeesss! [jumps] I did it! [raises his net above him] I finally did it! [runs in front of the canteen] I did it! [cartwheels in front of his cabin] I did it! [goes to the outhouse] Guess what? [whispers] I did it! [runs in front of the Kamp Koral gates] I finally did it! [runs back to Jelly Meadows] I caught my first jellyfish!
[A "First Catch!" sign comes out of the ground.]
Sign: First catch!
SpongeBob: [lets jellyfish go] Wow! I can't wait to tell Patrick! [suddenly realizes, worried] Patrick! I have to save him from those criminals! Time to catch me a jellyfish army!
[Jellyfish transition to SpongeBob running through Jelly Meadows and catching one, hopping on some and off a monster, then onto two jellyfish. He laughs and surfs around on them.]
SpongeBob: Woohoo! [circles around a reef and catches more jellyfish, zooms past various structures and catches them, making effort noises]
[SpongeBob rides up a cliff and jumps off. He lands on two jellyfish, rides them, jumps up, and spins himself back down. He catches them all in his net.]
SpongeBob: I love jellyfishing!
[He lands on a wooden post against a sunset and does various poses, catching them. The jellyfish fly around him and lift him up as he meditates. He catches them all in one circle of his net, then gets down and poses in a field as jellyfish appear behind him. He readies his net, swings it, and sheathes it like a sword.]
SpongeBob: Doy?
[The jellyfish are clapping for him.]
SpongeBob: Aw, thanks, guys!
[Sensei Buzz Buzz flies down and squirts a badge onto his shirt.]
SpongeBob: Huh? [gasps, close-up of badge] My very own jellyfishing badge! [hugs Sensei Buzz Buzz] Oh, you shouldn't have! [gets zapped] Okay, let's get to work!
[The jellyfishes salute. Bubble transition to Dorsal Dan about to put a pie on the windowsill, but noticing an empty tin.]
Dorsal Dan: Hey. [picks up empty tin] Didn't there used to be more pies here?
Sticky Fins: Don't ask me! [pokes him] You're the one making them!
[Rattling noises are heard.]
Patrick: [off-screen] Uh. These diamond ones are pretty good. [cut to him holding an empty pie tin] Do you guys have any strawberry pies? [smiles to show diamonds in his teeth]
[Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins surround him and growl.]
Patrick: Oops. [runs away, dropping the tin, and jumps back into the ropes, squeezes in then surfaces]
Dorsal Dan: You've been eatin' the loot this whole time? [eye twitches, shakes fist] Why, I oughta!
SpongeBob: [clinking bottles, wearing his Mermaid Pants outfit] Oh, criminals! Come out and play-ay!
Dorsal Dan: Alright, kid, enough messing around! [points to counter] Come over here! We've gotta get back to committin' crimes!
SpongeBob: You want me, you'll have to catch me! [runs away laughing]
[There is a giant snare trap attached to the ziplining pole. SpongeBob long-steps over it, but Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins get caught.]
Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins: Whoa! [get flung onto a rock, Sticky Fins lands on Dorsal Dan]
Dorsal Dan: Ooh!
SpongeBob: [showers in jelly squirted by two jellyfish]
[Dorsal Dan grabs SpongeBob, but he slips out of his grasp and slides down the mountain, leaving a trail of jelly. Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins slip and slide down the jelly, yelling. They get stung by various jellyfish, including a giant group. They get launched and fall into a pit of urchins that SpongeBob and a jellyfish have dug.]
Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins: [get poked by urchins, yelling]
SpongeBob: Bet you guys are urchin to turn your lives around. [laughs and walks away]
[Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins chase after SpongeBob. They run off the edge of a cliff and onto a straight line of jellyfish. The ones SpongeBob is standing on raises.]
SpongeBob: I call this one, "shock and ow!"
[The jellyfish electrocute Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins. The ones beneath their feet drop and they fall through a Pachinko maze of jellyfish as pinball sound effects play. They crash, grab onto each other, and yell as they fall. SpongeBob is in a rowboat in the lake. Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins fall onto a rock and into the water. Jellyfish wearing scuba gear approach them. Two shock them and one hits Sticky Fins with a paddle, then they get shocked again. The glow of the jellyfish is visible from the surface of the water. SpongeBob paddles away. Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins surface, and are relieved, but are swept away by the current. They paddle, but fall into a giant pit of jagged rocks and yell. Bubble transition to Dorsal Dan crawling after SpongeBob, who has made it to the gates of Kamp Koral.]
Dorsal Dan: [collapses]
Sticky Fins: [falls from the sky]
Dorsal Dan: Okay! Enough with the fun and games! [pointing] You are going to march yourself over here and [Sticky Fins takes out and straightens a rope] tie yourself up right now!
SpongeBob: Sorry, buddy! I think you're gonna march yourself right out of my summer camp! Right now!
Dorsal Dan: Oh, yeah? And what makes you say that?
SpongeBob: My friends told me so!
[SpongeBob is standing on a giant jellyfish made from many smaller ones, which rises up. The shadow covers Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins, who look on in horror. The giant jellyfish charges up.]
Dorsal Dan: What the!?
[Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins shiver and grab onto each other.]
SpongeBob: Sea creatures! [points] Attack!
[The giant jellyfish swims towards Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins, who run away yelling. SpongeBob jumps off of it. Patrick, eating a pie and wearing his Barnacle Star outfit, comes up to SpongeBob and elbows him.]
Patrick: Nice work, Mermaid Man. But... where are the criminals going?
SpongeBob: Nowhere, Barnacle Boy. Haven't you heard? Crime is a dead-end street!
[The giant jellyfish chases Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins over a hill. A giant electric beam then launches up from it as Dorsal Dan and Sticky Fins yell.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughing]
[A bus drives up, creating clouds of dust. SpongeBob and Patrick wipe the dust off themselves. Mr. Krabs opens the door.]
Krabs: Oh, thank Neptune! [grabs them] I'm so happy!
SpongeBob: Aw, thanks, Camp Master Krabs! [he and Patrick hug him] We love you too!
Krabs: What? No! [drops them] I'm happy I won't get sued for losing any more campers! Now get on the bus and [pushes them] let's get outta here!
Patrick: [grabs his stomach, groans]
SpongeBob: Patrick, are you feeling okay?
Patrick: [rubs his stomach] I think those pies I ate were too rich. [drops his stomach, jingling is heard]
[Patrick burps out a bit of treasure.]
Krabs: [shocked] Money? Holy moly! This whole summer, I never knew that kid was a walking treasure chest! [runs up to SpongeBob and Patrick, takes the treasure] Oh, Patrick? If you feel yourself getting queasy on the ride home, feel free to lose your lunch into [gives him a money bag] this.
Patrick: [opens bag] Is this a money bag?
Krabs: Oh, [pushes them into the bus] a bag is a bag is a bag.
[SpongeBob and Patrick board the bus.]
Larry: Hello there, SpongeBob!
Mo: Oh!
Krabs: Alright, Mrs. Puff! [swings arm] Time to go! [the bus drives off, off-screen] Oh, and, um... let's take the extra bumpy road home.
[SpongeBob and Patrick sit at the back of the bus.]
Patrick: [groans]
[SpongeBob looks out the window. The Kamp Koral sign disappears over a hill. He sighs sadly and sits back down.]
SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, that was one wild summer at Kamp Koral, huh? I can't wait to have even more adventures next year!
Patrick: [retches] I, um... [retches] Yeah. Yeah. [is about to vomit]
Krabs: [off-screen] Everyone hold on to your seats!
Patrick: [pupils shrink, worried noise]
Krabs: [off-screen, drives the bus over a bunch of rocks] Here comes the bumps!
Patrick: [off-screen] I can't hold it anymore! [vomits treasure into the bag]
[The bus hits the rocks as it goes into the setting sun. The iris out pauses as Elwood appears.]
Elwood: This was fun!
[The iris out finishes.]