Hats Off to Space/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Hats Off to Space/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[A brown anchovy puts on a hat that reads "I Heart My Grandkids" with gray hair. He and a blue anchovy start laughing.]
Anchovies: [laughing] Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep.
[The blue anchovy takes the hat and puts it on his head.]
Blue anchovy: [laughing] Meep, meep, meep.
[The brown anchovy slaps his knee and tries to grab the hat, but it spins off into the air.]
Brown anchovy: Huh?
Anchovies: Meep?
[Cut to two campers at a table.]
Orange camper: And so I says to Mable, I says...
[The campers' hats are suddenly pulled into the air. A pan across the camp shows more campers losing their hats. Bubble Bass walks out of the general store with a soda-drinking hat. As he drinks the soda, he is pulled into the air. Kevin runs in.]
Kevin: Bubble Bass, let go! That off-brand soda's not worth it!
Bubble Bass: [grabs straps] You can take my hat, but you will never take my beverage! [drinks harder, then drains the soda] Ah. [falls into Jelly Meadows]
[A jellyfishing camper has his hat pulled up and tries to catch it with his net, but fails. SpongeBob tries to catch a sleeping jellyfish, but his hat goes up, pulling the net up with it.]
SpongeBob: Hey, my hat just flew the coop!
Sandy: What? Well, that's strange. [her hat flies up] Hmm.
[SpongeBob points to Patrick and screams. Patrick is panicking and being pulled upwards. They cling onto him.]
Sandy: What's wrong with your hat, Patrick?
Patrick: I glued it to my head this morning, so I wouldn't lose it!
[Patrick's hat brings his head clean off and he falls to the ground, stars circling his head. His brain rides a unicycle in circles around his head. Patrick ties his head back up.]
Sandy: Someone or something is swiping our hats. It's a matter of camp pride that we get them back! Looks like we're going up there! [points up]
SpongeBob: Ooh... Where all the balloons go?
Sandy: Higher!
SpongeBob: Oh. [clears throat and speaks in a high-pitched voice] Where all the balloons go?
Sandy: Yup, the weirdest place of any space! [wiggling fingers] Outer space!
[In her dome, Sandy spins a giant wheel with a bunch of controls surrounding it.]
Sandy: Uh-huh, mm, huh. Is everybody strapped in?
SpongeBob: [straps into his seat and gives a thumbs up] Ah!
Patrick: [straps himself to a hammock and gets tangled up, gives a thumbs up] Uh-huh.
Sandy: Okay, the hat is in position! [shows a red baseball cap on top of the dome] Soon as it takes off, we follow it!
[The hat spins rapidly and goes into the air.]
SpongeBob: There it goes!
Sandy: And here we go! [presses button and the dome takes off] We're about to leave Earth's atmosphere and enter outer space.
SpongeBob: [pointing his arms around] We're entering the outer?
Patrick: [with his belly button sticking out] I think I just exited my inner.
[In space, the hat spins around and takes off.]
Sandy: Ooh, there it is! [follows it]
[SpongeBob and Patrick float out of their seats.]
SpongeBob: Huh? Ooh! Patrick, look, I'm weightless! [weights are floating around him; he pushes one and chuckles]
Patrick: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm witless! [laughs and his brain circles his head]
[SpongeBob swims around and makes noises. Patrick watches him and tries to swim, but flails around.]
Patrick: I'm drowning!
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, like this! [swims around]
Patrick: [chuckles and tries to swim, then gets a cramp] Cramp! I'm drowning again!
[An alarm suddenly goes off.]
SpongeBob: Huh?
Sandy: The hat is leading us straight into an astro belt full of space junk!
[They see an asteroid field full of literal junk.]
SpongeBob: [gasps] This must be where the socks that get lost in the dryer go!
[Determined, Sandy slams the button down and follows the hat. They dodge asteroids and junk, but blast into a dead end.]
Sandy: Hmm... [an alien ship passes by her; she presses a button]
Computer voice: Gravity engaged.
[SpongeBob and Patrick fall down as Sandy stands behind the controller.]
Sandy: Aw, I lost the hat. [alarm blaring] Oh, but my sensors detect another ship in the area!
SpongeBob: Huh?
[An alien ship floats by them. A giant mechanical hand pokes on the glass. The ship flies off.]
Sandy: Hot dog! Looks like we got us a space chase! [puts SpongeBob and Patrick at the wheel] Take the wheel and follow that space ship! [uses suction cups to climb the dome, then stands outside and twirls a lasso] Alright, space doggy! You're mine now!
[She lassos a leg of the ship. It takes off, dragging her with it.]
Sandy: Uh-oh!
[An alarm blares as SpongeBob and Patrick struggle to control the ship.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoaaa!
Sandy: Whoa, whoa! Hang on, fellers! [takes them through a giant apple] We're going through a wormhole!
[A vertical white line appears. Various neon images flash past as strange noises are heard.]
SpongeBob: [laughs] I'm ready!
Sandy: Yee-yee-yee-yee-yee-yee-yee-yee!
Patrick: [screams]
[They exit the wormhole. A worm grumbles, shakes its tail, and closes the hole. The rope frays and detaches from Sandy's ship, which sputters.]
Sandy: [groaning] Well, that ain't good! [sees the fuel is empty] And that's even worse! [comes down to SpongeBob and Patrick] Well, we did our best, but it looks like we're out of gas and stranded in outer space forever.
Patrick: Don't worry! I'll find us a gas station!
[Patrick stomps on the ground. A bell rings and a hole drops him outside. He flies out into space.]
Patrick: [laughing] Leedle, leedle, leedle, leedle, leedle...
[The alien ship approaches a terrified SpongeBob and Sandy.]
Sandy: [gasps] We got company!
[The lights come on and what appears to be an alien with one eye reaches out.]
Sandy: I hear drums!
SpongeBob: Oh, that's m-m-my knees knocking.
[Cut to SpongeBob's knees with mouths. The right knee opens a door, and the left knee, holding a clipboard, speaks up.]
SpongeBob's left knee: Hello, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about... [the other knee slams the door] Aw.
[The alien clings onto the ship. Sandy grabs around for a light switch and finally flicks it on. The alien is revealed to be Narlene and Nobby.]
Narlene: How do, space cases!
Nobby: [happy babbling]
SpongeBob: Huh? Narlene and Nobby? [laughs]
Sandy: Those two rascals never stop amazing me.
Narlene: We was out here collecting space junk [takes out a toaster and pops out toast] when we saw y'all and thought we'd have some fun. [Nobby throws the toaster away] Hey, what y'all doing so far from Kamp Koral?
Sandy: This is gonna sound plum loco, but...
SpongeBob: We're looking for hats out here.
Narlene: Hmm. Hats? [scratches her helmet with her foot, then gasps] Oh! I bet I know whereabout your hats are! [uses Nobby to point to the moon as a wolf howls]
Sandy: The moon?
Narlene: That's right! Come on! We'll tug you there! [sticks a plunger on the ship and has Nobby grab it]
Nobby: [babbling] We'll bring you there!
[The ship takes off to the moon. Narlene's ship grows wheels.]
SpongeBob: Look at that! Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
[The ship makes a bumpy landing and pauses.]
Sandy: We made it! Huh?
[The dome is rapidly sliding across the moon's surface.]
SpongeBob: Whoaaa!
Narlene: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[The dome collides with the ship and sends them both crashing into a crater.]
Sandy: Well, I'll be dipped and rolled in cracker crumbs! Who lives there?
[There's a shack and a giant silo with a hat on it.]
Narlene: Come on, I'll introduce you!
[She hops to the door, which has a "Go Away" sign above it and knocks with her feet. The resident, Hatty, sticks his foot out and points at the sign.]
Hatty: Can't you read?
SpongeBob and Sandy: [reading] "Go away."
Narlene: That's hill speak for welcome!
[She kicks the door open and Hatty comes out of the window.]
Hatty: [laughs] Cousin Narlene and cousin Nobby! Howdy! [kicks feet with Narlene] Ha!
Narlene: SpongeBob, Sandy, I'd like you to meet cousin Hatty McDoody! [a panning close-up of him is seen]
SpongeBob: Well, howdy dooty, Hatty McDoody!
Hatty: Well, howdy dandy, SpongeBob and Sandy! [tips hat, then gasps for air and puts it back on] What brings y'all to my humble lunar home?
Sandy: [flatly] Hats.
Hatty: [laughs] You got hats?
Narlene: No. You got their hats.
Hatty: Oh, sorry. [groans] Can't help ya. I'm hatless. [fishes up a top hat with a fishing rod, puts it on his head, and it slides off] Ah, great. Another dud. [throws it into a hat silo]
SpongeBob and Sandy: [gasps]
SpongeBob: That's where all the hats went!
[The silo closes. Nobby rolls up to it and opens the door. The hats spill out.]
Sandy: What's the big idea swiping all these hats?
Hatty: Well, you caught me. [points to glass helmet] You see, my head is an unusual shape and size. I'm just looking for a hat that fits. [puts hat on, and it slides on] You see? Nothing fits.
Sandy: Um, why don't you try putting on a hat inside your space jug? [quietly] You jug head.
[Hatty lifts his helmet open and manages to wear a hat on his head.]
Hatty: [gasps] Well, ain't that a humdinger! A perfect fit! Thank you, young'uns! [gasps]
[An alien mumbles and calls for Hatty.]
Narlene: Who in thunder is that?
Hatty: [blushes] Ah. [chuckles] That's my sweetie pie, the moon maid. Wait 'til she sees this! [runs over] I'm coming, my beloved! With a hat!
Moon maid: [laughs]
SpongeBob: [throws hats] Well, hats all, folks!
Narlene and Sandy: [groan]
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Sandy, with their hats back, talking to Kevin, Bubble Bass, and some other campers.]
Kevin: You expect us to believe that you met a "moon man" and he took all our hats. Hmm?
Sandy: Sure do.
SpongeBob: Uh-huh.
Campers: [grumbling]
Bubble Bass: If it were true like you say, where are our hats?
[A shadow covers the campers, and they look up. Narlene's ship hovers overhead.]
Narlene: Special delivery! [dumps hats on the campers]
SpongeBob: All's well that ends-- [shakes Sandy] we forgot Patrick! We forgot Patrick!
[Patrick falls out of the sky, still holding the gas can. He crashes into his cabin and creates an explosion.]
Patrick: [smoldering, laughing and holding out gas can] I got the gas!