Ice Cream Headache/transcript

This article is a transcript of the The Patrick Star Show episode "Ice Cream Headache/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[The episode opens in Goo Lagoon, while Tuck Tucker and Scooter are in it, eating ice cream]
Tuck Tucker: You were so right, dude! Ice cream tastes like, even better at night!
[A drop of strawberry ice cream falls into the lagoon. Cut to Tuck Tucker and Scooter laughing. Scooter's floatie shakes, making him almost drop his ice cream]
Scooter: Careful, brah, you almost made me drop the goods! [Him and Tuck Tucker laugh]
Tuck Tucker: That wasn't me...
[A shadow appears, making Tuck Tucker and Scooter both scream. They both run away. Tuck Tucker goes back to surface]
Tuck Tucker: That was a close one! At least we still have our ice cream! [He notices that his ice cream has been eaten] Scooter? Something ate my ice cream! Scooter? Scooter!
[The entire lagoon turns green. Scene transitions to police tape. Two people hold the ice cream. Tuck Tucker gasps]
Tuck Tucker: No!
[The ice cream monster comes out of the ocean and digs a trail to the supermarket. He eats a fish's ice cream and heads to the supermarket. Gale is getting ice cream from the freezer. She gets eaten]
Incidental 171: Mommy?
[The monster heads to Goofy Goober's and eats Bubble Bass's ice cream. He starts crying.]
Incidental 159: Can you believe this guy? What a baby!
Kids: Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!
Walter the Waiter: Here you go, kids!
[The kids eat the ice cream. Walter the Waiter looks back because the kids were screaming]
Incidental 141: A monster took my ice cream!
[The kids start crying]
Walter the Waiter: Oh, a monster, huh? The kids have been using that excuse all day. [His ice cream truck gets eaten] This town has a problem.
[Transition to exterior of a building]
Cecil: Our frozen treats are in danger! The ice cream is disappearing! What's next, shaved ice?
[Incidentals 186, 159 and 49 gasp]
Cecil: Gelato?
Bubble Bass: No!
Cecil: Snow cones? Huckabuck?
Squidina: Hmm, this is quite the mystery. It could make a fascinating documentary segment for the show!
Walter the Waiter: Ahem. Let's face it, guys. The only way to keep the community safe is to stop selling ice cream!
[Everyone boos, and the Ice Cream King scrapes ice cream on a chalkboard]
Ice Cream King: You all know me, I'm... uh, hey mister, what's my name again?
Incidental 118C: You're the Ice Cream King!
Ice Cream King: Oh, yeah! I'm the Ice Cream King! And if there's two things I know, it's ice cream, and being a menace. So I know exactly how to get rid of this ice cream menace! And all I need is an ice cream truck!
Walter the Waiter: What? N-N-No!
Ice Cream King: I plotted all the ice cream attacks on this map.
Walter the Waiter: Sweet Neptune... Do you see that?
Ice Cream King: Yeah, it's so obvious... ...ly random. No pattern whatsoever. We'll just have to cruise the neighborhood until we find that ice cream stealing sicko! [Scene transitions to an ice cream truck] Alright, now chuck in order to attract the monster.
[Walter the Waiter uses a scooper to throw ice cream, while Squidina is holding a camera on a scooter.
Incidentals 16, 28, and 73KID: Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! [They eat it, then they get grossed out because they ate chum. Walter the Waiter looks at his scooper. Scene cuts to a close-up of chum.]
Walter the Waiter: Eugh, what kind of ice cream is this?
Ice Cream King: Ice cream? Buddy, that's chum.
Walter the Waiter: [throws the chum] I'm gonna use the ice cream.
Ice Cream King: No! I need that for my all ice-cream diet!
Walter the Waiter: No. It's bait for the monster.
Ice Cream King: It's mine, peanuthead!
[They both accidentally throw the ice cream on the ground. The monster eats it and digs a trail]
Walter the Waiter: Goodbye, goodbye!
[The Ice Cream King steps on the gas pedal, making the truck go faster. The monster gets closer, eventually getting eaten. Squidina comes and the Ice Cream King wakes up after being unconscious]
Ice Cream King: We're gonna need a bigger boat. [Scene cuts to black scren, then cuts again to Incidental 186 being shocked. Scene cuts again to a statue of the Ice Cream King on an ice cream truck. Scene cuts again to a license plate saying "LegenDairy," then cuts again to ice cream dispensers
Squidina: And "get a bigger boat" they did! [Camera zooms out to the ice cream truck, with horns honking. The boat makes a pistacio ice cream, with a chocolate drizzle, whipped cream and sprinkles]
Ice Cream King: Let it sink its teeth into this! [He uses a hook to stab the ice cream and whistles] Tack her up!
[Walter the Waiter uses the ice cream for bait by dragging it on the road, which makes the monster come]
Walter the Waiter: It's working!
Squidina: I see it! [She trips and lands on the ice cream. The monster gets closer, making Squidina scream. The monster is now biting, making Squidina get farther. The monster jumps off of the ground, revealing it to be Patrick. Squidina screams]
Squidina: Patrick? I should have known... [The Ice Cream King helps Squidina up]
Ice Cream King: It's latched on. Release!
[Walter the Waiter tries to release]
Walter the Waiter: It's too heavy!
[Patrick gets inside of the truck]
Ice Cream King: Strawberry containment has been breached!
[Bubble Bass is holding on to an ice cream cone, with sparklers on it]
Bubble Bass: Okay, let's try this again!
[He sticks his tongue out, and Patrick sees the ice cream and eats Bubble Bass, the ice cream, and the truck]
Ice Cream King: The beast got away. We could destroy it, if we only knew where it lived.
Squidina: Oh, Patrick, oh, I mean I don't think it lives anywhere. It's a wild creature.
Walter the Waiter: I know where it lives.
Squidina: You do?
Walter the Waiter: I put a tracking device inside the ice cream cone before the beast ate it.
Squidina: [sweating] Great.
Walter the Waiter: If we follow this, it will lead us right to its lair. [He looks at the sensor] That's our mark. [He walks and steps on an ice cream puddle] Oh. Silly me! [The dot comes closer and Patrick eats Walter the Waiter]
Ice Cream King: No! You won't be forgotten, guy whose name I forgotten! This time it's personal. [His eyes pop out] We found it; the beast's lair!
Squidina: Wait! Don't do anything rash, it's a wild animal! It doesn't know what it's doing!
[The Ice Cream King wears a costume of strawberry ice cream.]
Ice Cream King: Once I lure it out with this ice cream suit, is going down! Now step aside! [He gets a spoon from his costume, and enters a cage]
Squidina: Don't hurt him!
[The Ice Cream King breaks the satellite dish to reveal a hole]
Squidina: He plays a vital role in our ecosystem!
Ice Cream King: Hmm, he's around here somewhere. I can feel it. [He uses his spoon to travel through the lair]
Walter the Waiter: Defrost me!
Ice Cream King: Shh. All in good time.
[The monster comes]
Ice Cream King: Would you like a free sample? I'm strawberry flavored! [giggles]
[A tongue comes out]
Ice Cream King: Huh? [He gets free from the cage and Patrick is falling from above. Squidina stops him]
Squidina: Wait!
Patrick: Oh, hey, Squidina.
Ice Cream King: Squidina? Is he...
Squidina: My brother, Patrick.
Ice Cream King: Oh, yeah. I see the resemblance. Well, I'm sorry. [He pulls out his spoon] ... for your loss!
Squidina: Wait! Sure we can settle this like gentleman! Let's decide this with an ice cream eating contest! Whoever gives up first has to forfeit all their ice cream! Whaddya say?
Patrick and Ice Cream King: Deal.
Squidina: Ready? State!
[Patrick and the Ice Cream King both eat a lot of ice cream until they both get fat]
Patrick: [mouthful] I can't eat another bite. You win.
Ice Cream King: Hey! I guess that means it's time to return all the ice cream!
Patrick: How? I ate it all! I can't give it back!
Ice Cream King: Oh, I wouldn't say that.
[Transition to Patrick on an ice cream truck]
Incidental 16: Strawberry, please!
[Squidina touches Patrick and dispenses strawberry ice cream]
Patrick: It tastes even better the second time!
Incidental 28: Mint chip, please!
[Patrick dispenses the ice cream, controlled by the Ice Cream King as the episode ends]