In a Nut's Shell/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "In a Nut's Shell/transcript" from season , which aired on .

• [Krabs peeks out of his cabin and looks around.]
• Krabs: Looks all clear.
• [He runs out across camp, looking out for people, then goes into the woods and cuts a hole in some kelp. He sees a waterfall and oasis.]
• Krabs: [sighs] Me secret hidey hole. Now, to get comfortable. [takes off his backpack, opens up his pants, and squeezes out of his shell] Ah, here we go.
• [He takes a floatie, coconut drink, headphones and radio, and sunglasses out of it. He jumps on the floatie as everything else falls on him.]
• Krabs: Whoo-hoo! Ha-ha! [turns on music] [sighs] Perfect.
• [Nobby and Narlene are dragging a sack across the forest when Nobby sees something. Narlene drops the sack and it squirms away.]
• Narlene: What you find, Nobby?
• Nobby: Ooh! [sees Krabs' shell]
• Narlene: Oh, camp master Krabs! [close-up on shell] Well, how do, camp master Krabs? You're looking mighty shiny today. [close-up on shell] What brings you out to these parts? [close-up on shell] Hmm. I was raised that it was rude not to answer folks when they present you with a direct question. [further close-up on shell] Hmm. Still won't talk, eh? Hand me a persuader, Nobby.
• Nobby: Yo ho! [pulls a stick out of the ground, then brings it to Narlene and babbles] Poking stick!
• Narlene: [poking Krabs' shell with the stick] Mr. Krabs? Krabsy! Hey, Mr. Krabs! [bashes it]
• [Krabs is listening to his music and stretches.]
• Narlene: [puts stick in the shell and tips it over] Huh? He would've hollered by now. Ain't nobody home. I wonder where the old coot is.
• Nobby: [as Krabs is sleeping] Right there!
• Nobby and Narlene: Ooh!
• Nobby: [laughs and jumps in the shell] My name is Mr. Krabs and I'm going to kick you out of camp! [laughs]
• Narlene: [laughs, then gasps] Nobby, you just gave me the best idea I've ever had this morning! Make room! [jumps in the shell and sticks her arms and legs out] Now, we just need us a couple of Krabby peepers! [puts her hands out the eyestalks and draws on them in pen] Now, let's go prank us some campers.
• [They struggle to walk in Krabs' shell. Krabs continues sleeping, and a clam slurps his drink.]
• Narlene: [trying to run] Whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
• [She runs into Elwood, who is groaning and clutching his stomach.]
• Elwood: [groaning] Camp master Krabs, I have a tummy ache. What should I do?
• Narlene: [imitating Krabs] The best cure for that is to lick your armpit.
• Elwood: Huh? [licks armpit twice, then sighs and smiles] Wow! I feel so much better! [walks away and laughs, and continues licking it]
• Narlene: Oh, this is gonna be easier than taking candy from a baby, which is actually quite easy 'cause babies ain't got no grip!
• Perch: Attention, campers! Today is Skylarking Day! You have six hours to unleash all your shenanigans! [unveils giant timer] Three, two, one! [horn blares, clock counts down] Happy hunting. [presses "War Horn" button, causing a giant horn to appear, and blows into it]
• Narlene: [screams]
• Elwood: [runs up to Narlene, licks his armpits] And so it begins. [walks away licking his armpits]
• [The horn blares and echoes across camp. Krabs removes his headphones.]
• Krabs: Huh? And so it begins. But this year I'm safe from all the skylarky malarky! [laughs and sips drink] Bleh. Tastes kind of clammy.
• [Mrs. Puff is sleeping. The horn wakes her up and makes her eyes pop out of her sleeping mask.]
• Mrs. Puff: [worried] Oh, no! How could I oversleep? It's Prank the Adults Day! I need to hide from those skylarky kids!
• [She is pushed out of bed, which is floating in the lake, and puffs out. Campers come out of the lake and laugh.]
• Mrs. Puff: They get me every year.
• [Plankton witnesses this through his telescope.]
• Plankton: [laughs] Puff's such a fool. We all knew this day was coming. Those snot nosed tricksters won't get me though. Not down in my secret lair! [removes face from telescope, showing a black ring around his eye]
• Karen: [laughs]
• Plankton: What? What's so funny? [Karen holds a jar of ink behind her back]
• [Nurse Helga runs past Narlene.]
• Helga: I must hide before the children see me! [runs in cabin, and it's full of feathers] Oh! Huh? [gets covered in feathers and screams]
• Narlene: Hmm, something don't seem right here, Nobby.
• Sandy: [chuckles] Hey, camp master Krabs! [takes out bouquet] I picked some flowers for you. Don't they smell nice?
• [Narlene sniffs the flowers. A burst of water from a fire hydrant sprays through the flowers and pushes them away.]
• Narlene: Whoa! Really? The old squirtin' flower bit? Well, I can't believe I fell for that.
• [Helga runs by and screams, covered in feathers.]
• Narlene: [runs away] We best skedaddle! We're in the middle of a prank-pocalypse! We need to find us a hidey hole! Quick, in here!
• [She runs into the outhouse. Behind it, Elwood is still licking his armpit, and preparing to press down a detonator.]
• Elwood: Three, two, one. This is fun! [presses it and launches the outhouse like a rocket]
• Narlene: Whoa! Oh, we been pranked again. [the outhouse crashes into Krabs' office] Whoo-wee. Safe at last.
• [SpongeBob comes out of the outhouse.]
• SpongeBob: Hey, camp master Krabs!
• Narlene: [screams]
• SpongeBob: [enticing] I made your favorite sandwich. [holds out sandwich]
• [Narlene recoils and gasps.]
• SpongeBob: Don't you want it? Hey, wait a second. [shot of Narlene] Were your arms and hands always legs and feet?
• Narlene: Uh, it's, uh, leggy armed feet for hands condition that runs in me family. Argh.
• SpongeBob: Well, as long as you don't have feet for a mouth, you're gonna love this sandwich! It's your favorite!
• Narlene: [touches it with her feet] Uh, is it real? Is it gonna explode? [eats it]
• SpongeBob: [laughs] I pranked you! I used two types of cheese, so you would have trouble deciding which one you liked best! [laughs]
• Narlene: Uh, yeah. You got us. Uh, I mean, me! [chuckles] I'm gonna go now.
• [Patrick falls in and takes out a plank of wood.]
• Patrick: Happy Plank Day!
• [He swings his plank, and Narlene grabs the fan to avoid it. She launches herself out of the room.]
• SpongeBob: It's not Plank Day, Patrick. It's Prank Day.
• Patrick: Uh, tomato, potato.
• [Narlene is running out of the building when someone throws a pie at her and narrowly misses. She looks around and sees a group of kids armed with pies, laughing mischievously, and they throw them at her.]
• Girl camper: And here's something to wash it down! [sprays seltzer bottle]
• [A camper laughs. More squirt water at Narlene as she tries to run away. She slips on a pie, trips over a rock, and spins out. She slides next to Pearl.]
• Narlene: Huh?
• Pearl: [laughs] Da-da!
• Narlene: [rubbing hands] Ain't nobody gonna prank us while we're holding a baby!
• Nobby: [babbling]
• Narlene: [holding Pearl] Stand back! I got a baby and I know how to use it! [nobody is around them] Huh, I told you it would work!
• Nobby: Sure did!
• Pearl: [hugs her] Love, Da-da. Love.
• Narlene: Aww! [hugs Pearl and lets her go]
• [After Pearl walks away, we see a "Kik mǝ" sign on Narlene's back.]
• Narlene: Ain't she just the cutest?
• [Tall Tail walks up and kicks Narlene. She crashes against the general store.]
• Narlene: Huh? [reads sign] Kick me? Oh, even the baby pranked us! Run, Nobby, run!
• [They run away, with Nobby's legs moving rapidly, but they do not move fast.]
• Nobby: [babbling]
• Narlene: Huh? You're too slow! Switch places!
• [Nobby's head sticks out of Krabs' shell with Narlene's feet.]
• Narlene: Whoa! [gets caught in snare]
• [Campers surround them and laugh.]
• Camper: We got him! Now, let's give him the works! [brandishes plank]
• Narlene: [opens the shell's butt and waves out underwear on a flag] We give up! We give up!
• [Narlene and Nobby drop out of the shell. The campers gasp. SpongeBob comes out of the crowd.]
• SpongeBob: Narlene and Nobby? But where's camp master Krabs?
• Narlene: That sneaky coot, he's hiding deep in the woods, floating in the creek!
• Sandy: What? On Prank the Adults Day? That don't seem fair! And look, [points to clock] there's still 30 minutes left on the prank clock!
• Campers: [groan]
• [Plankton rolls in on Karen.]
• Plankton: I'm not one to complain...
• Karen: Yes, you are.
• Plankton: We suffered through your japing and your cretinous larks. It's only right that he should get what's coming to him as well!
• Patrick: [holds out plank] Yeah! My plank is hungry!
• Campers: Yeah!
• Narlene: [thinking] Hmm. [gasps] Well, have no fear, 'cause Narlene's here and what I got is a [smacks palm] great idea!
• [Krabs is still sleeping when a trumpet sounds. He takes off his headphones.]
• Krabs: [sighs] The all clear signal. Skylarking Day is over.
• [Narlene quickly moves Krabs' shell back into position. Krabs puts it back on.]
• Krabs: Ah! [chuckles and takes something out of his back pocket] Ooh. What the... a half-eaten sandwich? [chuckles] I don't remember leaving that in there. Oh, well. [bites into it, then stops, and opens it up] Two different types of cheese?
• [Krabs walks into the camp. Pies, toilet paper, and empty bottles are everywhere.]
• Krabs: [whistles] oh, looks like a wild one this year. Good on me for outsmarting them! [chuckles]
• [A fart noise sounds; he screams, then realizes he stepped on a whoopie cushion.]
• Krabs: Ah, the old whoopie cushion. Classic.
• [He throws it away and hums, then sees a quarter on the ground. He gasps as his eyes turn into money symbols, then chuckles and leans over to pick it up.]
• Krabs: Nothing like found money to make my day more sunny! [laughs and gasps]
• [Krabs screams after a boy camper whips him from behind with toilet paper and laughs. He stares at him in anger, and is whipped again by a female camper.]
• Krabs: [groans] Hey, cut it out! [points] I heard the all clear horn. Prank the Adults Day is over!
• Narlene: Not quite!
• [The campers and counselors who got pranked are laughing ominously and holding planks.]
• Mrs. Puff: Take a look at the prank clock.
• Krabs: Huh? There's still five minutes left!? [nervously] You don't want to skylark your good old camp master... [chuckles] do you?
• [They angrily close in on him. Krabs jumps into the air, screams, and runs away, leaving his shell behind.]
• Mrs. Puff: Get him!
• [As everyone else chases after Krabs, Narlene and Nobby go back into his shell and keep chasing.]
• Krabs: [screams]
• [SpongeBob and Patrick run into the cabin last, as toilet paper is thrown on it.]
• Patrick: Best Plank Day ever!