Kamp Kow/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Kamp Kow/transcript" from season , which aired on .

• [SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy happily run through some weeds. SpongeBob stops in front of a field and gestures ahead.]
• SpongeBob: Here it is. The secret field I found where [raises foot] no feet has [takes off boot, revealing his foot, toes wiggling] ever set foot in.
• Patrick and Sandy: Wow!
• Sandy: [dives into the grass, emerging] This is the best [emerges in a different spot] darn field [emerges in a different spot] for getting lost [emerges behind SpongeBob and Patrick, startling them] and found in!
• SpongeBob: [laughs]
• Patrick: Whoa! I wanna find myself! [runs off, then steps in cow poop]
• Sandy: [looks down] Hey! You stepped in a sea cow patty. Ya know, it's good luck to be the first person to step in one.
• Patrick: It is?
• Sandy: Yep--luckier than kissing a ladybug under a rainbow on your birthday!
• [An imagination cloud appears above Patrick, where Patrick is indeed kissing a ladybug under a rainbow on his birthday. The cloud disappears, and a dollar bill is swept by the wind and lands on Patrick's face.]
• Patrick: [grabs dollar, gasps] It's working! [runs around in the field] I want more luck! [laughing, then steps in more cow poop, which has a stench to it] Hey, guys, I found more [points downward] luck! [laughs, runs off]
• SpongeBob: [running after him] Save some luck for me to step in!
• Patrick: [continues running around the field, laughing, until he runs face-first into a cow, accidentally kissing it]
• Cow: [moos]
• Patrick: [giggles, then the cow licks his head] You had me at [love hearts appear around him] moo.
• Cow: [moos, eats love hearts]
• [SpongeBob and Sandy run in the field, stumbling into Patrick, making them all roll past, and get dizzy.]
• Cow: [nudges Patrick]
• Patrick: Huh?
• Cow: [licks Patrick]
• Patrick: [shakes away SpongeBob and Sandy, points to cow] I'm gonna call her Patrick. [dollar bill lands on his face, which he grabs]
• Sandy: [she and SpongeBob get up] How about we call her Lucky?
• SpongeBob: [Lucky sniffs his butt] Huh? Oh! [pulls out carrots] You want some pocket carrots? [Lucky drools, then eats the carrots in one bite] [patting Lucky on the head] She sure has an appetite!
• Patrick: [raises arm] Oh! I have pocket food too! Um-- [pulls out a piece of gum, a button, a key, and some hairy lint]
• Lucky: [sucks SpongeBob into her mouth, then Patrick's items, then Patrick's arm, which she lets go of]
• Patrick: [pulls SpongeBob out of Lucky, then SpongeBob wrings himself clean]
• SpongeBob: Ooh! [both laugh]
• Lucky: [mooing, pointing to her mouth]
• SpongeBob: [gives Lucky a plate of pancakes, which she eats immediately, followed by a fast food meal, a pineapple, and a sub sandwich] Samich! [Lucky chews off his arm] Hey! huh? [grows arm back] Yoop! [jumps] I love her!
• [Sub sandwich transition to the trio riding Lucky.]
• SpongeBob: [riding Lucky, laughing]
• Patrick: [riding Lucky, laughing]
• Sandy: [riding Lucky] Yee-haw!
• [Cut to SpongeBob tossing a Frisbee, which Sandy catches and tosses to Patrick. Patrick tosses it to Lucky, who catches it mid-air and eats it, landing on Patrick.]
• Sandy: Ooh!
• Lucky: [moos, all laugh]
• [Bubble transition to Sandy with a lasso, chasing after Lucky.]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [cheering and jumping] Yeah, Sandy! Whoo-hoo!
• [Dust clouds are created, and Sandy throws the lasso into the dust cloud. However, Lucky is not in the dust cloud.]
• Lucky: [moos]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [tied together by Sandy's rope, laughing]
• [Realistic cow head transition to Sandy looking at the sunset, with the others next to her.]
• Sandy: The sun's a settin'. [pointing] I think we oughta mosey on back to camp.
• SpongeBob: [talking quietly to Lucky] Hey, girl, if you have any last-minute good luck in ya, now would be the time. [dances behind Lucky, disappointed to not step in any cow poop] Oh.
• Patrick: [hugging Lucky, sobbing] I'm really gonna miss her! [SpongeBob and Sandy pull him away from Lucky]
• Lucky: [moos]
• [Bubble transition to the Dinghy cabin at night.]
• SpongeBob: [off-screen] Good night, Patrick.
• Patrick: [off-screen] Good night, SpongeBob. [the lights in the cabin turn off]
• Squidward: [off-screen] Great Neptune! What's that horrible smell?
• Patrick: [laughs] I forgot to wash the luck off my feet.
• [Fade to the inside of the cabin, where Patrick is trying to sleep.]
• Patrick: [giggling] Stop it. No, I can't take it. [slurping sounds are heard, and he takes off the covers to reveal Lucky is licking him] Huh? [screams]
• Lucky: [eats Patrick's socks, SpongeBob looks at her]
• Patrick: Lucky, you found me!
• SpongeBob: Ooh, me next! [Lucky eats his shoes, and SpongeBob wiggles his toes, laughing]
• Squidward: [opens door, sniffs] Ee-uah! Oh, that smell! [notices Lucky]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughing and waving]
• Squidward: What is that filthy beast doing here? She has got to-- [Lucky looks at him with cute eyes] Go.
• [Flashback to Squidward as a baby playing the clarinet, badly. The legs of his parents are shown next to him.]
• Mr. Tentacles: Oh, that noise is driving me bonkers! [snatches Squidward's clarinet, making him cry]
• Mrs. Tentacles: Now look what you did. [gives baby Squidward a toy that looks like Lucky] Here, honey.
• Baby Squidward: [giggles, squishing the toy which makes clarinet-like sounds]
• Mr. Tentacles: Ah, that's much better.
• [End of flashback. Love hearts float around Squidward, which Lucky eats.]
• Lucky: [enters Squidward's room and sees his carrot painting] Ooh! [eats painting]
• Squidward: Don't worry, girl, there's plenty of art to eat. [shows a soup painting to Lucky] How 'bout some soup? [Lucky eats the painting, and Squidward comes back with more paintings]
• Lucky: [moos]
• Squidward: [tossing paintings into Lucky's mouth, which she eats] Here ya go!
• Lucky: [grows significantly larger, then moos]
• SpongeBob: [gasps] Unbelievable!
• Sandy: Yeah, somebody actually likes Squidward's art. [laughs]
• SpongeBob: Ooh!
• [Artist palette transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy riding Lucky outside.]
• SpongeBob: Let's show Lucky around camp.
• Larry: [twirling soccer ball, chuckling, then tosses the soccer ball] Come on. [Mo takes the ball] Show me what you got.
• [Mo kicks the ball, which Larry deflects with his claw. Tall Tail hits the ball again.]
• Larry: [yawns, deflecting the ball again] Huh?
• Lucky: [moos]
• Larry: You think you can do better, cow bro? [tosses ball to Lucky] Take your best shot.
• [Lucky uses her udders to kick the ball, knocking Larry backwards and into a coral tree. The soccer ball also goes through the net, leaving a hole in it.]
• Larry: I love that cow!
• [Soccer ball transition to the Clampitheater, where Patrick and Lucky are playing Romeo and Juliet.]
• Patrick: But rocks can break that window yonder softly. It is the weast, and Juliet is the sun.
• Lucky: [moos]
• Audience: [cheering]
• [Lucky's weight causes the window structure to collapse onto Patrick. Lucky receives several roses and has some in her mouth.]
• Patrick: Oh, the sun is heavy!
• Lucky: [grows bigger again, moos]
• [Bubble transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy walking alongside Lucky.]
• Sandy: I gotta say, our little ol' sea cow ain't so little anymore. Maybe we oughta stop filling her gullet.
• Patrick: Nah, [hops onto Lucky's side] now there's more Lucky to love!
• Mr. Krabs: [sniffing from afar inside the director's cabin] Ew. What's that smell? [opens door and walks out, stepping in cow poop] Huh? Ew!
• Patrick: You stepped in good luck, Camp Master Krabs!
• SpongeBob: Oh, I gotta be next for stepping in good luck. I just gotta be.
• Lucky: Ooh! [eats Mr. Krabs' hat]
• Mr. Krabs: Huh? Hey, that's my hat! [Lucky looks at him with cute eyes] What's wrong with her eyes? [Lucky licks off his clothes and eats them] Hey! Maybe I'll just make her tonight's blue plate special.
• SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [gasp]
• SpongeBob: Wait, she's great at eating weeds!
• Patrick: [covering eyes] And giving us good luck and cow kisses!
• Sandy: And free milk!
• Mr. Krabs: [eyes turn to dollar signs] Free? [Lucky eats the newly created dollar signs] Welcome our new camp cow!
• SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Whew!
• French Narrator: [narrating time card] The next day...
• [In the Dinghy Cabin, Squidward feeds Lucky, who is now much larger, the last of his paintings.]
• Squidward: That's the last of it, sweetie.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [wake up, notice Lucky, and scream]
• Patrick: [getting on the top bunk with SpongeBob] What happened?
• Squidward: She wanted a midnight snack.
• SpongeBob: You've been feeding her all night?
• Squidward: [shrugs] Eh...
• [Lucky grows even larger, pushing SpongeBob and Patrick off the bunk bed and into Squidward, who all fall down.]
• SpongeBob: Whoa. She's too big. How will we get her out of here?
• [Lucky licks and eats Squidward's eyes and continues growing. Bubble transition to outside the cabin, where SpongeBob is talking through a megaphone.]
• SpongeBob: Begin phase one of Operation Lucky Lift!
• [Squidward rotates a crank on the side of the cabin, rolling up the roof.]
• SpongeBob: [through megaphone] Okay, Sandy, phase two!
• Sandy: [holding a bunch of bubble gum in wrappers] Let's see how you like my Pie High in the Sky Double Blimp [feeds Lucky the gum] Bubble Gum!
• SpongeBob: [through megaphone] Phase three! Blow, Lucky, blow!
• [Lucky blows a giant bubble gum bubble, which makes her float in the sky.]
• Lucky: [moos]
• SpongeBob: [off-screen, through megaphone] And phase four. [Patrick is holding a rope attached to Lucky] Patrick pulls Lucky gently to the ground.
• [Patrick struggles to hold onto the rope.]
• Lucky: [moos]
• Patrick: [being dragged along the ground] Whoa!
• SpongeBob: [through megaphone] Hang on, Patrick!
• Patrick: [yells as he continues to be dragged along the ground, and the others chase after him]
• [Patrick starts to get buried in the sand, and Lucky's bubble pops as she starts to fall down.]
• SpongeBob: Lucky!
• Sandy: Uh-oh!
• [Lucky bounces on top of the Pontoon Cabin, launching its members out of it. Bubble Bass lands next to SpongeBob and gets up, wiping the sand off of him.]
• SpongeBob: [pointing to Bubble Bass] Hey, look, the cow [Lucky is seen flying through the air] jumped over the moon. [giggles]
• Lucky falls down, and a tent bounces into her mouth as she eats it, then she grows even larger. She then slurps on a clothesline, eating all of the clothes. Underwear transition to several campers and counselors angrily walking to Lucky and the others.]
• Upturn: [pointing] Your cow ate my stock certificates!
• Mrs. Puff: [pointing] She also ate my [holds up underwear with a bite taken out of them] unmentionables!
• Perch: Has anyone seen Harvey?
• [Harvey's hand pops out of Lucky's mouth as he uses a feather to tickle her nose. She sneezes the tent out, and Harvey comes out.]
• Harvey: Good thing I always camp with my feather pillow.
• Mrs. Puff: Take that cow back to where you found her!
• Patrick: Fine! She's obviously too sophisticated for this camp anyway.
• Lucky: [slurps and eats Patrick's underwear, then burps]
• Patrick: [angrily walking away with the others] Come on, Lucky. Huh!
• [Bubble transition to the trio and Lucky in the field.]
• Patrick: [tearing up, holding onto Lucky] Bye, Lucky. Stay sweet. [walks away]
• SpongeBob: [puts hand on Lucky, sighs] And I never even got to dip my [gestures to his feet] tootsies in your good luck.
• Sandy: I'm sorry, Lucky, but it's for your own good. [she and SpongeBob sigh and walk away]
• [As the trio walk away, thumping is heard. Lucky is seen walking towards them.]
• SpongeBob: Huh? Uh-oh, she's following us.
• Sandy: Ah! We gotta lose her!
• SpongeBob: Let's run! [all run off as Lucky continues chasing them]
• [The trio approach a sign that says "KAMP."]
• Sandy: Not towards camp! This-a way!
• [They all start running in the opposite direction, and across a hill. Lucky continues to chase after them.]
• Lucky: [moos and starts rolling down the hill]
• Sandy: [gasps]
• SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: Jump! [jump onto Lucky as she continues rolling] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
• [Lucky launches off a coral tree as they are all launched to camp, directly onto Mr. Krabs.]
• Mr. Krabs: Huh? [gets crushed] Get this cow out of my camp! [Larry and Mrs. Puff tug on him and pull him out] Push! [he, Larry, and Mrs. Puff begin to push Lucky]
• Sandy: [pushing on Lucky with SpongeBob and Patrick from the other side] Let's flip her on her flippers!
• [Lucky gets pushed back and forth, making her udders quiver and shoot lots of milk into the sky. It lands on the ground. Lucky then begins to shrink from the release of the milk.]
• Sandy: Huh?
• Mr. Krabs, Larry, and Mrs. Puff: Huh?
• Sandy: Uh, wha?
• SpongeBob: Hmm. Hmm! [grabs a cookie jar, and the trio dip cookies into the milk]
• Patrick: Ah!
• Sandy: Hey!
• [SpongeBob and Patrick eat their cookies. Cookie transition to the trio, Lucky, and Squidward.]
• Patrick: Thanks for all the milk, Lucky.
• Lucky: [lets out a wet fart]
• Patrick: It's all yours, buddy.
• SpongeBob: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
• Patrick: Get in there!
• SpongeBob: [laughs as he steps in cow poop, then a dollar bill hits his face, which he picks up] Finally! I'm never washing this [raises poop-covered shoe] foot again! [kisses shoe as the camera irises out on it, ending the episode]