Klopnodian wedding law guidebook
The Klopnodian wedding law guidebook is a large book full of rules for officiating weddings in Klopnod. It appears in the episode "Tying the Klop-Knot."
Description
It is a thick book that details traditions and customs of Klopnodian weddings. The book is blue and gold in color. On the front is an illustration of a scale with a heart on the center, and two starts above it.
Rules detailed:
- A wedding dress, or glangadang, should be "something old, something bruised, something stuffed, and something confused."
- The wedding is to take place in a dakadaka tent. Squidina sets up a large patchwork tent in the house's front lawn.
- Wedding guests are made to wear uncreck outfits, featuring the Klopnodian flag pattern on their underwear.
- Guests are brought in on stacks of chairs, called gahooga-hooga.
- Rather than a ring bearer, a ring bear is to bring the ring to the wedding.
- The wedding march is to be played on traditional Klopnodian windpipes.
- As the bride walks down the aisle, they are to be pinched, smited with a hammer, and burned with a blowtorch.
- The groom must take the stoinkping cake to the end of the aisle and avoid Argle Gargles while doing so.
- The wedding is completed when the couple kisses the cake.
Role in episode
After Patrick eats Bunny and Cecil's wedding cake, Klopguardians arrive to take Bunny back to Klopnod since she is now unmarried. Squidina pleads for Bunny to stay, and the Klopguardians let her on the condition she can do it before sunset, and she follows everything in the guidebook. Throughout the episode, Squidina consults the guidebook to set up the wedding properly.