Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con" from season 14, which aired on February 26, 2024.

[The episode opens with an exterior shot of Bikini Bottom, then the scene cuts to Mr. Krabs walking with his bowl of money tied to a leash and on a wooden plank with wheels. The money sniffs a fire hydrant and Mr. Krabs stops walking, then he notices a nearby breakfast shop. The camera pans to "Coffee Bowl," where various customers are eating breakfast.]
Customer #1: [takes a sunny side up egg with a fork and eats it] Mmm-hmm! I just love breakfast! [bites into the plate as if it's a sandwich]
Customer #2: [plugs his fork into three large pancakes and stuffs them into his mouth, to which he swallows one briefly after the other] I don't mind overpaying if it's [hands the waiter money] breakfast!
Mr. Krabs: [touches the waiter's money] Ooh, that money looks tasty!
Waiter: Do you mind?
Mr. Krabs: [chuckles] Sorry! All these people eatin' breakfast is makin' me hungry! Hungry for more customers, that is! [chuckles and winks at customer #2]
Waiter: Speaking of customers, [spins her foot wearing a boot] stop bothering [kicks Mr. Krabs away to The Krusty Krab] mine!
Mr. Krabs: [lands backfirst in front of his restaurant] Well, that sure kick-started my day!
[SpongeBob and Squidward walk up next to Mr. Krabs]
SpongeBob: Morning, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Good morning, Krusty crew! I have a fantastic idea for me restaurant.
SpongeBob: [with a thought bubble of the Krusty Krab on the moon] We're opening a Krusty Krab on the moon?
Squidward: We're closing down forever? [the Krusty Krab in the thought bubble explodes]
Mr. Krabs: What? No! [Squidward now has a disappointed expression] From now on, the Krusty Krab will start servin' breakfast. And you two get to come into work even earlier!
Squidward: Hmm?
[The scene cuts to them entering the Krusty Krab.]
SpongeBob: Oh, boy! I get to make Krabby Patties for breakfast!
Mr. Krabs: No, no, no, no, no. People don't want patties in the morning! They want bacon and eggs and hash browns! You know, breakfast stuff! See if you can whip up a stack of pancakes, boy-o! [slaps SpongeBob from behind]
SpongeBob: Yes, sir! [dashes to the kitchen and cooks for a brief moment then jumps out of the order window holding a plate of pancakes and places the plate on a table]
Mr. Krabs: [holding Squidward by his shirt] Give it the old mouth test, Mr. Squidward.
[Squidward slices a triangular part of the pancakes and gives it a taste.]
Squidward: These pancakes taste like a Krabby Patty.
[A closeup of a Krabby Patty shaped into a pancake with syrup and butter is shown.]
SpongeBob: Oh. I guess I only know how to cook Krabby Patties.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I was afraid of this. Go down to the bookstore and pick up the breakfast cookbook I ordered. You need to expand your repertoire a bit, boy-o.
[Bubble transition to a bookstore simply named "Books," and SpongeBob walks towards it. The scene then cuts to SpongeBob approaching the front counter with the clerk reading a book.]
SpongeBob: Hello! I'm here to pick up a cookbook for Mr. Krabs.
Clerk: Well, of course, sir! [chuckles goofily]
[The clerk looks at the cookbook on the left, then a Necronomicon book on the far right - then keeps looking between the two until his left pupil collides into his right eye, then hands SpongeBob the Necronomicon.]
Clerk: Here you go. [chuckles goofily]
SpongeBob: [takes one good look at the "cookbook"] Uh, are you sure this is the right book?
Clerk: Looks right to me! [chuckles goofily]
[SpongeBob walks outside of the bookstore looking at the Necronomicon and accidentally bumps into a witch who was trying to go inside.]
SpongeBob: Whoops, pardon me! [he walks away and the witch enters the bookstore]
Witch: What a polite little hunk of cheese. [cackles] I have a book on hold, last name Witch, first name Evil.
Clerk: Certainly. [takes a look at the shelf and one of his pupils calls the other to join it] Must be [grabs the breakfast cookbook] this one. Your book, ma'am!
Evil Witch: I forgot my spectacles. Hey buddy, you sure this is the magic book I ordered?
Clerk: [shrugs] Pretty sure.
Evil Witch: Huh? If you say so. [ignites a fire with her hand, then she disappears, leave a tiny flame behind]
[The bookstore catches on fire as a result of the flame catching.]
Clerk: Uh-oh!
[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab with a "NOW SERVING BREAKFAST" banner on top of the restaurant and a "We Now Serve BREAKFAST!" banner next to it. A line of customers spreads outside the restaurant and SpongeBob walks in.]
SpongeBob: I got the cookbook, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Hurry up, boy-o. Breakfast don't last all day, you know!
[SpongeBob salutes and dashes to the kitchen. He opens the Necronomicon book and reads aloud the page names as he turns the page.]
SpongeBob: Love potions, summoning demons, the undead and you. [turns to a breakfast page] Oh, breakfast! [reading a recipe name] "Stacks of woe." [snaps fingers] That must mean pancakes. This book sure calls for some weird ingredients. [pops from the order window] Mr. Krabs, do we have any zombie teeth, dragon's breath, eye of newt?
[Squidward looks at SpongeBob with a concerned expression all the while Mr. Krabs looks at his customers with an uneasy expression.]
Mr. Krabs: Well there should be some in the back of the freezer.
[SpongeBob dashes away off-screen.]
Squidward: Really?
Mr. Krabs: What? I can't pass up a sale.
SpongeBob: [walks out of the freezer with the ingredients in a box.] Found 'em! [opens the book and reads a direction] "Must be cooked in an iron cauldron?" Ooh, classy. [walks up to a dresser] I think there's one in here somewhere. [opens up a very long drawer] Oh, there you are! [grabs the cauldron and places it on wood, lights the wood on fire with a match, and places a blue crab's arm, a bat's wing, eyeballs, worms and a green hand into a boiling green substance, then stirs it all together with his spatula]
[A green skull cloud comes out screaming, and a plate of pancakes comes out of the cauldron flying with a green glow.]
SpongeBob: Oh, they're glorious. [walks out of the kitchen with the plate of pancakes]
Mr. Krabs: Hmm, looks tasty. [plucks a fork into a pancake] Mr. Squidward, you're up again! [shoves the pancake into Squidward's mouth, to which he swallows]
Squidward: Say, these are pretty good!
Mr. Krabs: Breakfast is [holds up the plate as the camera pans to a bird's eye view of the inside restaurant] served! [everyone in the line cheers as an eye pops up on Squidward's forehead]
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob serving oatmeal to a customer.]
SpongeBob: Your oatmeal, sir.
Customer: [takes a spoonful] Mmm! Deliciously bland. [green tentacles grow from his head as it crawls away, but he continues eating the oatmeal]
Bubble Bass: [in his Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy pajamas] I woke up before noon for this? Where is my morning sustenance?!
SpongeBob: [walks up with a plate of waffles] Your waffles.
[Bubble Bass grabs the entire plate and devours it.]
Bubble Bass: A meal most toothsome. [swallows] Time to pay for my repast. [he reaches for his back pocket for the money but it [the back pocket] turns into a mouth and bites Bubble Bass' hand] Ow! Egad, my hindquarters have gone rogue!
[Lady Upturn slices a jam-covered bagel and bites into it, causing her to grow wings from her head and her butt and fly away.]
Lady Upturn: I am beyond offended.
[A husband takes a bite of waffles and turns into a waffle werewolf, and he howls. The camera pans to a lady taking a bite of a cinnamon roll and her body turns into one in resemblance of a snake, and she hisses. The camera pans to a customer biting into a cream bagel, to which he turns into one and rolls into one. SpongeBob walks out of the kitchen with a parfait.]
SpongeBob: Who ordered the par- [notices the customers' conditions] ...fait? [A shot of all of the customers freaking out is shown]
Squidward: [eyes grow around his body] Of course.
[Mr. Krabs bursts out of his office and sees the cream bagel customer being chased by Bubble Bass' butt.]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What the ham and eggs is goin' around here?!
SpongeBob: [walks up to Mr. Krabs with the parfait] Oh, I don't think I've got the hang of this breakfast thing, Mr. Krabs. [the parfait grows legs and runs away from the platter]
[Bubble transition to the Evil Witch's house.]
Evil Witch: [reading the directions on Mr. Krabs' cookbook] A cup of milk? Two eggs? A loaf of bread? And kelp sugar? Eh, all right. [puts the ingredients in a cauldron] Shoo. [a plate of French toast floats up] French toast? [taps her wand in the green substance and hash browns, quiche, and huevos rancheros float up] Hash browns? Quiche? Huevos rancheros? What the heck?! What's wrong with this blasted spellbook?! [grabs the cookbook and reads the name] "Uncle Jimmy's Breakfast Magic"? It's a cookbook! Oh... I better find out who got my spell book, and fast. [the plate of quiche bumps into her arm] Huh? Right [the wand transforms into a fork] after I finish my quiche.
[Bubble transition back to inside the Krusty Krab, where the customers are still in the breakfast transformations with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs in worry.]
Squidward: Why is this happening?!
SpongeBob: Maybe all the weird stuff I've been cooking caused all of this. [Squidward looks at him unamused, and SpongeBob chuckles nervously] Would explain the [the Necronomicon book flies out the order window] cauldron too. [points to the Necronomicon flying] And the flying cookbook.
[The cookbook flies to the front of the restaurant and emits a green light, which grabs various breakfast items to create a body.]
SpongeBob: [as the cookbook forms the items into a body] The cookbook is using tasty breakfast treats to create a monster!
[The cookbook roars and everyone in the restaurant screams. The Evil Witch appears with a purple cloud emit.]
Evil Witch: Oh, so this is where my spell book went.
[The breakfast monster kicks barrels and a table away, breaks off another table and throws it at SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs - which they duck.]
Mr. Krabs: Ooh, a customer! Take her order, Squidward.
Evil Witch: Uh, thanks, but I couldn't eat another bite! [belches] I'm here to swap books with ya. I think my spell book got mixed with your cookbook. But first, I better take care of this foodie fiasco. [casts lighting with her hand] Flippity floppity, food!
[The breakfast monster creates a waffle shield and blocks the attacks. Maple syrup emits from the monster's mouth and it sprays some at the witch.]
Evil Witch: [gets splashed by the syrup and hits a wall] Ah Not maple syrup! I'm sticky. So sticky! Hey you, the spongy kid with the wand!
Squidward: That's a spatula.
SpongeBob: My wand!
Evil witch: Well, I'll lend you some of my [ignites lighting from her wand] magic! [the lighting hits SpongeBob, which transforms him into a wizard] The only way to stop breakfast is with its mortal enemy -- dinner!
SpongeBob: Oh, I can do dinner. Pippity poppity pot roast! [a pot of vegetable stew appears, and he hits it at the monster]
[The breakfast monster floats up and clouds and winds surround him. He grabs Bubble Bass, Lady Upturn, four other customers, and Squidward into his mouth.]
SpongeBob: No! Squidward is not part of a balanced breakfast: a triple-decker Krabby Patty...
[The breakfast monster roars at him.]
SpongeBob: ...with [the sandwich appears] cheese! [hits it with his spatula] Wah!
Breakfast monster: [the sandwich propels into the breakfast monster's mouth, and he swallows it.] Mmmm!
[Suddenly, the monster starts making goofy poses and explodes. The spell book falls onto the floor and spits everyone back out.]
Squidward: [groans as SpongeBob fades back to normal] I need a vacation...
[The Evil Witch grabs her spell book.]
Evil Witch: Hey kid, [hands SpongeBob the correct cookbook] do you wanna be my apprentice? [SpongeBob takes the cookbook] You got a real knack for magic!
SpongeBob: Thanks, but the only magic I need is the delicious taste of a Krabby Patty.
Evil Witch: [shrugs] Eh. [opens the Necronomicon and takes out a patty] A patty? It's a little early for me. Unless... [puts two waffles in between the patty and takes a bite] Mmm, a Krabby waffle. [disappears with purple clouds]
Mr. Krabs: Ooh, a Krabby waffle, eh? I have another brilliant idear! We will no longer be serving breakfast! From now on, the Krusty Krab will be serving "brinner."
SpongeBob: Oooh, the breakfast-dinner duo!
Mr. Krabs: And this time, I picked up the new cookbook myself.
[The "cookbook" is actually a possessed ghost book that forms into a face. Mr. Krabs drops the book and green lighting emits into the sky with dark clouds and a green portal forming. A giant skeleton with green hair comes from the portal and green ghouls comes from his mouth and into the Krusty Krab.]
Mr. Krabs: Hey, we've got customers!
[The episode irises out.]