Nicktoons: Android Invasion/transcript

Transcript

This article is the transcript for cutscenes of the crossover game, Nicktoons: Android Invasion, which was released on June 29, 2008.

Intro cutscene

Phone: Ring ring!
SpongeBob: Hello?
Unknown: Ha! Ha! Ha!
[SpongeBob's phone booth suddenly sinks underground before finding itself in the middle of an alien base.]
SpongeBob: Hello? Hello? They hung up! What is this place? [SpongeBob sees GIR flying on Pig, then GIR crashes into the phone both where SpongeBob is at, releasing him at the same time.] Now that's what I call a prank call! Mermaid Man couldn't have done it any better.

Bikini Bottom Pod

Meeting Patrick

Patrick: Help!
SpongeBob: Patrick? Is that you?
Patrick: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: Help me!
SpongeBob: I'll be right there, buddy!
Zim: That is what you think, spongy earth thing!

Rescuing Patrick

Patrick: Thanks SpongeBob! They were helping me over and over! Gosh, I've never felt so alone!
SpongeBob: There, there, Pat. Now there's only one of you. You'll never feel lonely again.
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob! What does that button do?
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Just leave it alone.
Patrick: Aw, come on SpongeBob. What harm could it do? [SpongeBob pushes the button, sending Patrick back to Bikini Bottom] Wheee!
SpongeBob: See ya later, pal!
Sandy: You cowards! Let me out of here!
SpongeBob: Sandy, is that you? Don't worry Sandy, I'll save you!

Rescuing Sandy

Sandy: SpongeBob! What are you doing here?
SpongeBob: Same thing as you.
Sandy: Answering the phone?
SpongeBob: Yep.
Sandy: Sucked into the ground?
SpongeBob: Yep.
Sandy: Cloned by a strange machine?
SpongeBob: Yep.
Sandy: Any idea why in the name of Texas--?
SpongeBob: Nope.
Sandy: Do you know how to get us back, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Indeed I do, Sandy. You just press this button over here, and... Saaannndyyy! Wait for meeeeee! [A screen lights up in front of SpongeBob, revealing Zim] Who are you?
Zim: I am Zim, soon to be ruler of this puny planet! The countdown has begun and no one will stop me! Hahaha!
SpongeBob: Well, he seems nice. A little green around the gills, though.
Zim: GIR! The intruder is getting in the tunnel runner! Sound the alert!
GIR: If you say so.

Miracle City Pod

Rescuing Manny

Manny: Thank you, yellow friend! How can I repay you?
SpongeBob: You can help me fight with alien robots.
Manny: Help you? Would you like some help from the greatest-hero-villain ever?
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man! No! Barnacle Boy! No!
Manny: No. Me... [Manny changes into El Tigre]
El Tigre: El Tigre!
SpongeBob: Oh... well, why not. You can call me SpongeBob.

Rescuing Frida

Frida: Thanks for rescuing me, Manny.
El Tigre: Frida, don't you mean El Tigre?
Frida: Whatever.
El Tigre: Will you go warn Grandpapi to look out for phone booths in Miracle City? He has a bad habits of answering random telephones.
Frida: Okay, no problem... El Tigre.
Gir: Got piggies?
Zim: GIR! GIR!

Rescuing Puma Loco

El Tigre: Grandpapi! You couldn't resist the answering the phone, could you?
Puma Loco: Manny! Of course not. It is a weakness of mine.
SpongeBob: Sorry, Mister, but the launch button on this one is busted up pretty bad.
Puma Loco: Not a problem. I could not activate my sombrero in that phone booth, but now it seems to be working fine. I'll just give it a little twist and...
El Tigre: Grandpapi, call me... no wait. Don't call me!
Zim: You think you can stop me by shutting down a few machines?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Zim: Well you cannot. My android army wil take over--
El Tigre: Who's this little green guy?
Zim: Who are you calling little?
El Tigre: What's his deal?
SpongeBob: His name is Zim and he wants to be the ruler of the planet.
El Tigre: Ruling the planet? That's a great idea.
SpongeBob: Whatever floats your boat!

Amity Park Pod

Rescuing Danny

Danny Fenton: What's happening here?!
El Tigre: I'm saving the world.
SpongeBob: I'm helping.
El Tigre: Yes, yes, but my stunning roar has led the way.
SpongeBob: And my underpants have followed.
Danny Fenton:: Enough. It looks like you'll both need my help. It's time to go ghost! [Danny Fenton transforms into Danny Phantom]
SpongeBob and El Tigre: Cooool!

Rescuing Tucker

Danny Phantom: Tucker! Are you OK?
Tucker: I'm fine. I patched into the security system with my PDA, I've been watching your progress this whole time. Zim has captured Sam and lots of others.
Danny Phantom: Sam?! I've got to save her.
SpongeBob: We'll help you!
El Tigre: Great, I'm tired. I'll head home.
SpongeBob: I said 'we' will help.
El Tigre: Oh, ok. If 'we' have to.
Tucker: Way ahead of you guys... Now here's my plan...
[El Tigre pushes the button, sending Tucker back to Amity Park]
El Tigre: I guess my finger slipped?

Rescuing Sam

Sam: Danny, I'm so happy you're here. I overheard the little alien guy saying that his android army would attack through these tubes. We've got to warn people!
Danny Phantom: Sam, you go to the surface to help Tucker organize Amity Park's defenses. We'll try to stop the attack. All you have to do is press this button.
Zim: I have had enough of your interfering. GIR!
GIR: Taco time?
Zim: No GIR, it is not taco time! It is time to eliminate the intruders.

Retroville Pod

Rescuing Carl

Carl: Oh, I'm allergic to phone booths.
SpongeBob: Hey, are you all right?
Carl: I'll be fine. The last thing I remember is answering the phone.
El Tigre: We need you to go and warn everyone that Zim is going to attack.
Carl: But I'm claustrophobic and that phone booth is really tight.
Danny Phantom: It's really important. You'll be a hero.
Carl: A hero? You mean like Llama Boy?
El Tigre: Yes. A hero, like Llama Boy. Now hold still while we launch you to safety!
Carl: Aaahhhhhh!!!

Rescuing Cindy

Cindy: Why did you guys stop the machine?! Those were the coolest looking robots ever!
El Tigre: Sorry, but we have to stop the evil plan. Right guys?
Cindy: Well whatever. This is getting weird. Where's Neutron? He's gotta be involved in something this ridiculous.
Danny Phantom: Don't know. Maybe he's up ahead.
Cindy: I don't have time for this. I want to go home.
SpongeBob: I can handle this... three, two, one, blast off!
Carl: A hero? You mean like Llama Boy?
El Tigre: Yes. A hero, like Llama Boy. Now hold still while we launch you to safety!
Carl: Aaahhhhhh!!!

Rescuing Jimmy Neutron

Jimmy Neutron: Hey guys.
SpongeBob: Jimmy Neutron, are you all right?
Jimmy Neutron: I've been studying this phone booth, and by look of things... it has the power withstand my shrink ray.
SpongeBob: They can also with the incredible karate chops.
El Tigre: And my razor sharp claws of steel.
Danny Phantom: And my ghost powers. What's going on here, Jimmy?
Jimmy Neutron: Such advanced technology must be alien in nature. I must take material back to my lab... to study it, so we'll be prepared for an attack if it comes.
SpongeBob: Bye Jimmy!
Jimmy Neutron: Be careful, guys!
Zim: GIR, are the intruders eliminated?
GIR: Yes!
Zim: If they are eliminated, then how did they destroy another one of my cloning machines?!
GIR: What does "eliminated" mean?
Zim: GIR!!!

Dimnsdale Pod

Rescuing Cosmo

Cosmo: Oh my goodness! It's SpongeBob, Danny Phantom, and El Tigre--my three favorite heroes!
El Tigre: There's more like it!
Cosmo: Have you seen my Timmy and my lovely wife Wanda?
SpongeBob: Nope. Where'd you last seen them?
Cosmo: At home! Another mystery solved! See ya!

Rescuing Wanda

Wanda: Thanks for rescuing me. Have you seen Cosmo?
Danny Phantom: Wanda, Cosmo sort of went 'poof.' So I guess he's waiting for you at home.
Wanda: Oh no. The last time I left him alone, he turned the whole town into corn flakes.
Zim: You fools. You have accomplished nothing!
GIR: That's not what you said a minute ago.
Zim: Yes it is.
GIR: No it isn't. You said that they are ruining everything.

Rescuing Timmy

Timmy: I wish I was home! I wish I was home!
El Tigre: I'll handle this one, my friends. Do not worry, Timmy. Your three favorite heroes are here to rescue you!
Timmy: The Crimson Chin, Crash Nebula, and Galactimus?
El Tigre: What? No! El Tigre, SpongeBob, and Danny Phantom. But mostly El Tigre.
Timmy: Oh... thanks, guys.
SpongeBob: You're welcome!
Timmy: Well, what now? There's nothing to do around here besides pressing this mysterious button!
Danny Phantom: There's a kid who needs some help.
SpongeBob: Didn't we just help him ?
[A screen lights up in front of the group, revealing Jimmy Neutron.]
Jimmy Neutron: Guys, you're running out of time. You've gotta hurry! Zim is about to launch the attack with his android army.
El Tigre: What can we do?
Jimmy Neutron: Go to his Central Command and stop him. But be careful! He's got a powerful robot that can only be stopped by... (bzzzz)
Zim: I think you have said enough! Ha ha ha ha ha!

End cutscene

Zim: HA! HA! HA! Silly Earth monkeys! You have seen but a fraction of my clone army! How could any of you hope to stop me now?
GIR: By pressing the Self Destruct button?
Danny Phantom: Which button is that?
Zim: GIR! No!
Gir: The shining red one.
Zim: NOOOOO!!!
SpongeBob: You mean this shining red one?
[The android army explode in the background.]
Zim: Fine! You win this time, but just wait until I unfold my new plan. Then you will be sorry! Ha! You have not seen or heard the last of Zim!
Jimmy Neutron: Well, that takes care of that.
El Tigre: Now how do we get out of here?
Jimmy Neutron: I'm sending down a phone booth to pick you up. Hop inside, and it will carry you back to your homes.
SpongeBob: I don't know. I was just getting used to this place.
Danny Phantom: Just get in.
SpongeBob: Yes, Mister Phantom, sir.