Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots (Nintendo DS)/transcript

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SpongeBob: Hiya, Patrick!
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. What're you doing?
SpongeBob: I'd just finished delivering a bunch of Krabby Patties to the new factory when I noticed it was full of giant teddy bears!
Patrick: Yay! What factory, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: The mysterious factory that appeared overnight and started giving out free toys! Let's see if they'll let us visit!
Patrick: What do you think it's like inside?
SpongeBob: Oh, it'll be the most magical, wonderful place you've ever seen! Almost as great as the Krusty Krab!
Patrick: Look! A slippery slide!
SpongeBob: That's not a slippery slide, Patrick. That's a garbage chute!
Patrick: Wheeeeeeee!
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Wheeeeeee!
SpongeBob: Keep it down, Patrick! We don't want to get caught!
Patrick: Are you trying to stifle my unbridled enthusiasm?
SpongeBob: Wow, this place is great! Look at all these toys! How many do you think there are?
Patrick: Uh... ten?
SpongeBob: Hooray!
Patrick: Hooray! (Hears a noise) What's that loud noise?
SpongeBob: Maybe it's a super-special-secret-ultra-mega toy! Let's find out!
Patrick: It's mine! I saw it!
SpongeBob: I don't think it's a toy, Patrick. It looks like a machine. What do you think it's doing?
Patrick: Making sandwiches?
SpongeBob: I'm going to find out!
Patrick: Wait for me, giant walking bears! (Gets grabbed by them) You're not fuzzy! Hey, put me down!
SpongeBob: Patrick? What's going on?
Patrick: I don't want to play with you! SpongeBob, help me!
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Mwahahahahahahahaha! Phase one of my evil plans is almost complete!
SpongeBob: Evil plan? Hold on, Patrick! I'll save you!
(Jimmy Neutron appears)
Jimmy Neutron: Well, that worked. Now to bring the others in...
(Jimmy brings Timmy, Danny and Tak along.)
Danny Phantom: Ouch...
Jimmy Neutron: Oops! Sorry, guys! Even geniuses can't be right all the time!
(SpongeBob comes along)
SpongeBob: They've taken Patrick! Oh, hi, everyone! What are you doing here?
Danny Phantom: It looks like we're too late...
SpongeBob: But how did you know Patrick was in trouble?
Timmy Turner: The same things have been happening everywhere! People have been disappearing all over the place!
Tak: My village is almost empty! This is even worse than the time they were all turned into sheep! Smells a lot better.
Jimmy Neutron: I calculated that Bikini Bottom would be the best place to stage an investigation, so I teleported us here using something I made during recess.
Danny Phantom: And now we're ready to kick some evil toy butt!
SpongeBob: We're coming, buddy!
Patrick: That was fun! I wanna go again!
SpongeBob: Yippee! But first, we need to find a way out of here!
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Fool! You'll never... oh, what's the word...
Patrick: Raspberry milkshake?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Escape! You'll never escape me! Mwahahahahaha!
Danny Phantom: Oh yeah? What makes you so sure?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Because I've hidden the key in the other part of the factory! You will never guess its close guarded location! ... Did you just hear that?
SpongeBob: Every word, mister metal box, sir!
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: ...
Danny Phantom: All right! Let's go get that key!
Jimmy Neutron: I knew it! This is the work of Professor Calamitous! To be honest, I'm surprised he actually goes this far.
SpongeBob: It's hideous! Why would he make such a horrible monster?
Timmy Turner: Uh.. Isn't that supposed to be you, SpongeBob?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Now I will use your own robotic clone to defeat you, and then I use it to take over the world! Mwahahahaha!
SpongeBob: Not on my watch. This'll be just like 2 for 1 Tuesdays at the Krusty Krab! Wheeeeee!
(The gang got the first key, and Patrick came)
Patrick: Oh no! SpongeBob, noooooo!
SpongeBob: I'm right here, Patrick.
Patrick: Hooray! You're no dead!
SpongeBob: And we got the key!
Tak: That's great, but I don't think this is the last giant metal monster we're going to have to defeat. Come on! The other worlds need us!
(The group go to Amity Park)
Danny Phanton: Oh no! Everyone's missing!
Tak: Maybe they're all just sleeping.
Danny Phantom: That's a fair call, but somehow I'm going to go with kidnapped.
Jimmy Neutron: Don't worry, Danny! We'll rescue them and get your life back to normal in no time.
Danny Phantom: What part of "half ghost" goes with "normal"?
????: Help me!
Danny Phantom: Now weird - weird is good. I can handle weird. Come on guys, someone needs our help!
Jenny Wakeman: The school year hasn't even started yet, but I bet everyone's going to know about this by Friday! What am I going to tell my mom?
Danny Phantom: Jenny! Are you all right?
Jenny Wakeman: Danny! Thanks for saving me. I'm fine, but I think I've got a malfunction - my legs won't move! You guys go on ahead. I'll catch up!
Timmy Turner: Another giant mech! Where does he keep these things?
Tak: And this time it looks like Danny, down to the smallest detail!
Danny Phantom: Oh, come on! No way are my big ears that big! That's it, Calamitous! If I can handle middle school, I can definitely handle you!
(The group got the key and Jenny comes)
Jenny Wakeman: Wow, that was some fight! Hey, that robot looks just like you!
Jimmy Neutron: And you like... wait, you ARE a robot! Fascinating! We could certainly use your cybernetic strength to help us with the rest of these clockwork calamities.
Danny Phantom: Yeah, and you can help us defeat the other robots, too!
Jenny Wakeman: This'll make an awesome mid-term! "I spent my summer vacation fighting giant robots!" I'm totally in!
Jimmy Neutron: Great! Let's get going, before reinforcements arrive!
(The gang go to Pupununu)
Tak: Oh no! Even Jibolba has disappeared!
Patrick: Maybe he's stuck in a tree. Here Jibolba, where are you, boy...
Danny Phantom: That's awful! Don't worry, we'll get him back!
Tak: And they took Lok! Poor Professor Calamitous!
Danny Phantom: That's terrible! ... Wait, what?
Tak: We've got to rescue everyone before Calamitous makes a giant mechanical Lok! Not even my world could survive such evil Juju! Come on!
El Tigre: If my grandpappi were here to see this, he'd be applied! Such shaddy villainy!
Tak: I'm guessing from your tiger mask that you're the one they call El Tigre! Good to meet you!
El Tigre: And you must be Tak! Likewise! I heard the sounds of a giant robot ahead - O hope it's more imaginative than the rest of his lair! I'll catch up, after I take some notes for this loco professor!
SpongeBob: You make such a cute horrifying robotic monster, Tak!
Tak: Now isn't the time! We need to defeat this impostor and recover my Juju!
Timmy Turner: And we've got just the thing- a super-size serving of flame-grilled justice!
Tak: Bring it, giant mechanical replication!
El Tigre: You've defeated the giant Tak look-alike! I would be proud to join your cause!
Tak: ...
El Tigre: Nothing personnel, Tak.
Timmy Turner: Great! I think we're going to need all the help we can get!
Tak: You're right! Let's keep going, before the Professor's Juju grows stronger!
(The gang are at Fairy World)
Timmy Turner: Uh Oh, this doesn't look right...
Danny Phantom: Whoa! So there really IS a Fairy World!
Timmy Turner: Sure. I came here all the time. Mainly to fix things.
SpongeBob: Well it looks like they're in quite a "fix" now! Bwahahahahaa!
Timmy Turner: Let's find the key and get out of here! The puns will only get worse the longer we stick around!
Mr. Blik: Thanks a lot. You've done me a big favor. Anytime you're in the neighborhood, drop by - I've got a bathtub full of root beet you can look at it.
Timmy Turner: Thanks, Mr. Blik, but we're on a mission to save our worlds from the evil Professor Calamitous!
Mr. Blik: Yeah, good luck with that. You go on ahead, I'll, uh... catch up. Later. Much later.
Tak: I don't think you'd ever be that bad, Timmy...
Jimmy Neutron: But, he's bad enough to get good deeds done!
Timmy Turner: Oh no! The puns are back! Quick, let's get the key and get out of here before they get even worse!
Mr. Blik: Hey this isn't the snooker room! That evil robotic bear lied to me! Why I oughtta...
SpongeBob: Mr. Blik! You made it! We were worried about you!
Mr. Blik: Uh yeah, it's great to see you guys again, too. Boy am I glad I found you. I wasn't planning to run away at all.
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Fools! Little do you realize that was but one of many of my... um...
SpongeBob: Bunions?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Robotic creations, yes! You'll never be able to defeat them all! Mwahahahahaha! And you'll never figure out that the keys you're collecting will lead you to my secret lair! ... I didn't again, didn't I?
Mr. Blik: You ain't very good at this, are ya? ... What a dunce.
Timmy Turner: Does this mean you'll come with us to defeat the other evil robots Professor Calamitous created?
Mr. Blik: Sure, I guess so. Provided you guys can drop me back at my mansion afterward, I'm in.
(The heroes go to Retroville)
Jimmy Neutron: Oh no! My parents! My friends! My HOMEWORK!
Tak: Don't worry, Jimmy. We'll cover your loved ones soon.
SpongeBob: We're heroes, remember? Everything will work out in the end! Or not!
Jimmy Neutron: Mmm! You know, I think I saw a re-run of the final battle while I was working on my time machine. Let's go!
(Zim is now saved and the gang come)
Zim: I needed no saving! I was perfectly safe! Whatever they told you, they were lies! LIES!
Jimmy Neutron: Well, now that we're done not saving you, would you like to help us defeat Professor Calamitous and his rampaging robots?
Zim: Yes. Yes I would. But first I must inform the almighty Tallest of my imminent single-handed victory! Mine! No one else's! Mwahahahahaha!
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Mwahahahahahahaha!
Zim: Imposter! Continue without me, human stinkbeasts! I must deal with this presumptuous metal box!
(The gang went and Zim just stand there and watched them go.)
Danny Phantom: I've heard of obsession, but this is going too far!
Timmy Turner: What does he use these giant robots for, anyway?
Jimmy Neutron: He's trying to keep us from uncovering his nefarious plot! It's time to discombobulate him with extreme action!
Danny Phantom: And that means...?
Jimmy Neutron: Time to kick some robotic butt.
(The group got the key and Zim cames)
Zim: Your giant clone does you no justice, Timmy! Truly you are a human worm baby worthy of companionship. The companionship of the mighty and powerful ZIM!
Patrick: Hey, you're green! You're just like Squidward!
Zim: Who is this Squidward of which you speak? Tell me!
Jimmy Neutron: We need to keep going if we're going to stop Professor Calamitous in time! Come on!
(SpongeBob, Timmy, Jimmy, Danny, Tak and Zim are shown going to the Factory then the keys that the heroes got are joined together making that door unlocked.)
Zim: This pathetic human structure seems to have warped space and time must get my hands on its technology! Give it to me!
Jimmy Neutron: Professor Calamitous must be using the portal to the Ghost Zone to amass an evil toy army!
Danny Phantom: Oh man! You leave home for a couple of minutes and an evil genius sets up shop in your basement!
Zim: You mean this "Professor" is trying to take over the Earth? Earth is mine! As are all its filthy human unhabitants! Professor Calamitous! Prepare for complete destruction!
Timmy Turner: More teddy bears!
SpongeBob: It's okay, Timmy! We'll beat them in no time!
Mr. Blik: I just hope there ain't more of those giant copies of you guys. Those things give me the creeps.
Jenny Wakeman: Another floor? How big is this extra-dimensional factory, anyway?
El Tigre: Don't worry! The remaining enemies will be no match for the claws of El Tigre!
Tak: There's some heavy Juju up ahead! Come on! We're almost there!
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Curses! You've found my secret lair! Little do you realize your defeat is...
Danny Phantom: Not going to happen?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Um, no...
Jimmy Neutron: Questionable?
Patrick: Tasty?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Inevitable! I will triumph! Mwahahahaha!
El Tigre: Please. Where did you go to villain school? Your lines are so unoriginal.
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: I'm a professor! I went to college!
SpongeBob: Bahahahaha! How did a metal box go to college?
Timmy Turner: In any case, it's time you went back where you belong!
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Illinois?
Tak: No, somewhere slightly more scary - prison!
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: You'll never defeat my ultimate mech battle suit! I will be crowned the Biggest Genius! Mwahahahahahaha!
Timmy Turner: Wow, I thought we were done for!
Jimmy Neutron: Surrender, Calamitous! Your plot is at its end!
Zim: But why isn't there a giant robot made of ME?
Mr. Blik: It's all about installing fear, and you ain't exactly intimdatin'.
Zim: I am INVADER ZIM of the Irken Empire!
Mr. Blik: You'er tiny.
Timmy Turner: Uh... guys?
The robot version of Professor Finbarr Calmitous beings to repair it self.)
Zim: But the robotic minion did claim to be some kind of "biggest" genius... Could it be? Earth! Your secrets are mine!
Timmy Turner: Guys!
Mr. Blik: What?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: You underestimate me! I AM the Biggest Genius! Feel the power of my awesome super-mech!
Jimmy Neutron: Professor, did you forget to install a bathroom in your giant mech again?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: No no no no no! Why did you have to beat me on national television? What will my former classmates think? Or my daughter? Ohhhh...
Danny Phantom: Television?
Host: And that's it for this week's episode of The Biggest Genius, folks! Tune in next week for more tantrums, tears and tribulations as Vlad Plasmius and Denzel Crocker go head-to-head to determine who will win a luxurious Shrink Ray/Home Gardening kit!
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: That Shrink Ray was mine! MINE! And you had to ruin it all!
Timmy Turner: You did this all for a TV SHOW?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Not just any TV show! THE TV show! The TV show that would have earned me unspeakable infamy!
Jimmy Neutron: You can still be infamous, Professor! Just create a reality show based on your prison experiences for the next 15 to 20 years!
Host: What's this? We've got a late entry! For thwarting the Professor's plan and using his own evil creations against him, I award The Biggest Genius prize to... Jimmy Neutron!
Professor Finbarr Calamitous: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Timmy Turner: Now all that's left is to put everything back to normal!
SpongeBob: Hooray! Come on Patrick, let's go home!
(A button appears)
Patrick: Look! A shiny button!
(Patrick presses the button)
Voice: The secret evil lair will self-destruct in 10 seconds...
Danny Phantom: That doesn't sound good...
Jimmy Neutron: My teleporter should be recharged by now... Just give me a moment...
Timmy Turner: Now would be good!
Voice: 5 seconds...
Tak: Use your Juju, Jimmy!
Voice: 3 seconds...
SpongeBob: Wheeeeeee!
Voice: 1 second...
Jimmy Neutron: And... NOW!
(Professor Finbarr Calamitous is inside of jail with a fishbowl, Inside the fishbowl is Plankton.)
Plankton: So, what'd they get you for? Jaywalking?