Parasite Pals/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Parasite Pals/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[The episode opens with a shot of the daytime sky.]
Clams: [chirping and flying backwards, then stop once they reach a stench, and cough]
[Camera zooms out to show that the campers are eating stinky food from the Krusty Kanteen. A girl comes up to Plankton in the canteen as the clams fall to the ground. Plankton pours the green slop into the girl's bowl.]
Girl: [sniffs the bowl, which creates a skull shape from the stench, and topples backwards]
Plankton: Lousy ingrates. [pours slop into the sink, which makes it explode and release slop all over the dishes] Lousy garbage disposal.
[SpongeBob is seen sitting at a table with Patrick and Sandy.]
SpongeBob: [slurps bowl and sighs, pointing] I can't believe how good this is. [sticks out green tongue] The tangy thing reminds me of my Nana Pants' sour clam foot porridge.
[Close-up of SpongeBob's green tongue bubbling.]
Patrick: [holding bowl] Hmm. [stretches out his face to create a nose, sniffs the bowl, and his nose falls off into the bowl] Ew, this smells like snail diapers.
SpongeBob: Mr. Plankton has certainly outdone himself. [takes Sandy and Patrick's bowls and pours them into his mouth, much to their disgust, burps then sighs]
[SpongeBob jumps off out of his seat and walks along, with Patrick and Sandy following.]
SpongeBob: Nana Pants says, burping is the international sign that you enjoyed your meal.
[Inside SpongeBob's stomach, an egg begins to crack, and an eye can be seen looking around. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy then can be seen bouncing in the air.]
Sandy: Whoo-yah!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoa! Whee!
Sandy: [dancing mid-air] Whoa!
[The shot zooms out to reveal they are bouncing on a trampoline.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoo! [laugh]
[As SpongeBob and Patrick bump into each other, the screen flashes black.]
SpongeBob: [groans in slow-motion and falls on the trampoline; groans again as his stomach rumbles, then his sides and his entire body burp] Oh, my tummy hurts. [groans]
Patrick: [patting belly] Not many can take a Patrick Star belly blap.
Sandy: It's probably that buzzard bait breakfast you ate. Are you gonna be sick?
SpongeBob: [shaking and sweating] I... think... maybe... I... feel... [suddenly gets up, energetic] hungry! [bounces away] Whoo-hoo!
[SpongeBob enters the cabin, frantically looking around, then goes off. Patrick and Sandy look inside.]
SpongeBob: [rips open a box of cookies on a drawer and eats the cookies]
Patrick: Hey, my Sea Scout cookies!
SpongeBob: [opens the top drawer and inhales the sausage links like a vacuum]
Patrick: My secret sausages! [SpongeBob inhales his underwear caught in between the sausage links] My secret underwear!
SpongeBob: I can't help myself. I'm so hungry. [lifts up Patrick's mattress to reveal a bunch of desserts]
Patrick: [gasps]
SpongeBob: Ooh, jackpot. [tosses mattress and begins eating the desserts, getting food all over the place]
Sandy: Wow, he's eating like you, Patrick.
Patrick: [wipes eye] Stop copying me! How would you like it if I copied you? [begins imitating SpongeBob near him as he eats a hot dog] Ooh, look at me I'm SpongeBob. I love helping people. [pulls his leg off, which SpongeBob takes] Here, have one of my legs. Eh.
SpongeBob: [chuckles] That is so me. [eats Patrick's leg, then tosses the bone]
Sandy: I don't know what's happening with you, SpongeBob, [picks up SpongeBob as Patrick loses balance and falls] but I think it's time to go see the nurse. [picks up Patrick by the head]
[Cut to the nurse's cabin.]
Nurse Helga: Okay, based on what you've told me, we need to take a [gets on a seat] looksie insidesie. Get behind the flooroscope and I turn it on. [SpongeBob goes behind the X-ray, which she turns on and adjusts knobs to reveal a living parasite inside his stomach]
Parasite: [washing himself with a brush]
Patrick, Sandy, and Nurse Helga: [scream]
Parasite: [drops brush and screams, pulling a curtain in front of him, whimpering]
Sandy: What in the ever flipping stomach was that?
Nurse Helga: Hmm. Too early to tell. We need to make more with the [bangs fist] examining.
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob lying flat on a stretcher.]
Nurse Helga: Open wide.
SpongeBob: [opening his mouth as Nurse Helga turns on a flashlight to look inside] Ahh.
Parasite: [appears, waving] Hello. [takes out utensils] Where's the grub, bub?
Patrick and Sandy: [scream]
Patrick: I want one!
Nurse Helga: No, you don't! I have seen this before. It is a foodborne parasite, and it is pure trouble with a capital T.
Parasite: I'm not trouble. I'm just hungry. [whimpers]
Patrick: Aww, so cute.
SpongeBob: [sits up as the lights are back on] I wanna see. [Nurse Helga gives him a mirror, which he uses to look inside to see his parasite] It is cute.
Parasite: [waves] Hello, friend. Aw, most people don't get me, but you got me right away.
SpongeBob: Maybe that's because you're growing on me?
SpongeBob and Parasite: [laugh]
Nurse Helga: [takes mirror] And that is grub. [tosses mirror] It is growing in you, it'll get bigger and become [puts on glove] huge problem. [turns on chainsaw] We must cut it out right now!
SpongeBob and Parasite: [scream]
SpongeBob: No, it's my new friend. [dodges a chainsaw swipe]
Nurse Helga: It is moocher! It must be extracted! [raises chainsaw]
SpongeBob: [whimpering]
Parasite: [screams] Help! Oh, don't let her take me away!
SpongeBob: You got it, buddy. [dodges another chainsaw swipe]
Parasite: Ow!
SpongeBob: [exits the hospital] I'm gonna show my new friend around camp.
Parasite: Yay! Let's go places [Nurse Helga appears on the porch] and eat things! [blows raspberry at Nurse Helga]
Nurse Helga: [jumping with chainsaw] This is not over, parasite!
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking.]
SpongeBob: You need a name. Hmm. How about Paris? Paris the parasite.
Paris: Paris. Well, I do like French food. [licks lips]
SpongeBob: But, you just ate. [gives a tiny bow and plunger to Paris] Archery will take your mind off of food. It's fun. [zoom out to show a camper shooting at the targets] One bullseye comin' up. [draws bow, and misses, then shoots several more times]
Paris: [notices a smell] Ooh.
Patrick: [holding a sandwich, stroking it]
Paris: [licks lips] Hmm. [enters SpongeBob and comes out one of his holes on the other side, and shoots the plunger onto the sandwich]
Patrick: [tries to eat the sandwich, which gets pulled away from him, breaking his teeth, groans] Huh?
Paris: [eats sandwich and re-enters SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: [rubbing belly] Mmm. Whatever I just ate was delicious.
Patrick: [gets angry, approaches SpongeBob as he takes a shot into the air] Your new friend stole my sandwich! [plunger lands on his head, which he tries to pull off]
Paris: Maybe you ate it and forgot.
Patrick: Ha! I never forget a sandwich.
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, how could he have taken your sandwich? He was in my body the whole time. [walks off]
Paris: [blows raspberry at Patrick]
Patrick: [growls]
[Bubble transition to everyone relaxing in life preserves on a lake.]
Camper: Ah.
Anchovy: Meep.
SpongeBob: [sighs] This is the life.
Paris: You said it, buddy. [sniffs] Mm. [looks behind and gasps, spotting campers with food]
Elwood and Girl: [clink food, each take a bite]
Paris: Ah, a floating buffet. [tosses sunglasses, briefly lifts up SpongeBob's sunglasses, then extends himself underwater to emerge in front of the campers]
Campers: [scream as Paris eats the corn cob and hot dog]
Girl: My corn dog!
Boy: [Paris eats his food] My pasta primavera!
Paris: [goes back underwater]
Squidward: [taking out a large meal for himself] Ha-ha. [reaches for the food] Ah, bon appétit to me.
Paris: [emerges and spits water into Squidward's face, then eats Squidward's entire food life preserver and sighs, going back under]
[Everyone looks underwater at Paris as he retracts back to SpongeBob.]
Paris: [humming, burps]
Squidward: [growls, rowing to SpongeBob] Hey, SpongeRob, and I do mean rob, [points] because your friend here just robbed me of my canapé.
Paris: [spits water onto Squidward]
SpongeBob: Hey, it's not nice to spit water at people, Paris.
Paris: Oh, I'm sorry. It won't ever happen again.
SpongeBob: Great. How about we go hang gliding? [rows away]
Squidward: That's it? What about my cana-- [screaming as he falls off a cliff] pés?
SpongeBob: [hang gliding, sighs] Everything looks so beautiful and peaceful from up here.
Paris: [spots Narlene placing a pie onto her windowsill, and his eyes expand and show hearts] Whoa! [points] Dessert! Dead ahead!
SpongeBob: Huh?
Paris: Dive! Dive! [they dive] Dive!
SpongeBob: Whoa! [screaming]
Paris: [laughhing]
[They crash into Narlene's pie, and the word "SPLAT!" appears on-screen along with all the pie filling.]
SpongeBob: [lifts hang glider, coughing] Huh? [turns around to reveal Paris eating the pie, then the ground shakes] Whoa. Whoa.
[Narlene and Nobby emerge from the rubble.]
Narlene: [dizzy, shakes her head] SpongeBob? I thought you city folks preferred usin' doors.
Nobby: [looks up at Paris eating the pie, screams and points]
Narlene: What in the name of Codhopper Clad has its yapper on my fresh-baked pie? [points]
SpongeBob: [as Paris is licking the tray] Uh, oh. That's my friend parasite, Paris. [tray gets tossed] It was probably just hungry. [pats Paris] That's all.
Narlene: Well, I think your parasite ain't very neighborly.
Paris: [extends] Ooh! [chugging from the Sugar Squeeze pump]
Narlene: [off-screen] My Sugar Squeeze!
[SpongeBob's eyes get filled yellow, then the lunch horn sounds.]
SpongeBob: Oh, there's the canteen [glows yellow] lunch horn.
Paris: Huh?
SpongeBob: [as Paris bounces out of the shack] Bye, Narlene. Bye, Nobby! Whoa! [goes through a field of grass, getting injured] Paris, Stop! [goes through a cactus patch]
Paris: [gallops through the line, bumping past the campers through a first-person perspective, including Patrick and Sandy]
Plankton: [screams as Paris crashes into him, then falls and groans] Huh?
SpongeBob: [groans as Paris frantically eats in the canteen] I suppose Paris has become too much for me.
Plankton: What is the matter with you kids? Control your stupid pet!
Sandy: It ain't a pet. It's a parasite he got from eating your terrible food. And since [pokes Plankton] you're the one who gave it to 'em, [pokes again] you're the [pokes again] one who's gonna fix it.
Plankton: [groans]
[Swipe transition to the four of them at a table. Plankton is holding a jar and a flashlight.]
Plankton: Alright, losers. I'm goin' in. [gets onto SpongeBob's hand, which lifts up to his head; he enters through one of his holes and begins walking inside him with a flashlight]
[Plankton sees some heiroglyphics on the walls and spots Paris, who instantly flees.]
Plankton: [runs] Stop, you pinheaded pinworm!
Paris: [running away, panting]
[They both run along SpongeBob's insides, then suddenly slide down.]
Plankton: Whoa! [lands on the ground, dropping his jar and flashlight] Huh? [camera zooms out] Whoa. What is this place? [gets captured with the jar] Hey!
Paris: [sets the jar down]
Plankton: Let me out. Let me out!
Paris: [laughs]
Nurse Helga: [catches Paris with a jellyfish net] Gotcha!
Plankton: You? How did you get in here?
Nurse Helga: I snuck in one of SpongeBob's [points] back holes while he was distracted with you. It is an old war trick. Now let's vacate sponge.
[Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Sandy appear bored as Patrick snores. Banging is heard as Nurse Helga exits SpongeBob with Plankton in the jar and Paris in the net.]
Patrick and Sandy: [yelp]
Sandy: Nurse Helga?
SpongeBob: [jumps] And Paris!
Nurse Helga: [throws Paris on the ground with the net] That's right! Someone had to get rid of this harmful freeloader.
Plankton: I had the situation under control.
Nurse Helga: Says the chef in a jar. Now, it is time to [takes out chainsaw] destroy the interloper.
Paris: [screams]
SpongeBob: [takes Paris away just as the chainsaw hits] No! Paris is my friend. [gets tears in his eyes]
Paris: Like I said before, you really get me, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: I'm really gonna miss you robbing me of my essential nutrients.
Paris: You're the best host body ever.
SpongeBob and Paris: [cry]
Patrick: Aww. I still want one.
Nurse Helga: No! [pointing chainsaw] We must smite the parasite!
Paris: [screams and runs away as Nurse Helga chases him around the table, then clutches SpongeBob's shoe and whimpers]
SpongeBob: [picks up Paris] Isn't there some other solution?
Plankton: Wait a minute. I have an idea.
[Swipe transition to Plankton humming while scraping food off of a plate and into the sink.]
Paris: [eats the scraped off food, then swallows] It's a living. [keeps eating as Plankton scrapes off more food from the plate]
[The camera irises out on Paris' mouth.]