Prickly Pests/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Prickly Pests/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[SpongeBob and Patrick walk through the woods.]
SpongeBob: Ah, isn't it a great day, Patrick? The current in our faces, the pungent waft of flotsam...
[Trash flies past them. A barrel gets stuck in SpongeBob's nose, and he sucks it up. Narlene and Nobby are heard giggling behind a bush.]
SpongeBob: [happily] The creepy giggling of bushes...
[Narlene reaches her foot out and steps out, with Nobby following her.]
Narlene: Look at that. Oh, young SpongeBob just walked into our pranking zone!
Nobby: [babbles indistinctly]
Narlene: You're reading my mind, Nobby!
Nobby: Yeah! [drills into the ground]
Narlene: [strains and tries to go into the hole, then falls down]
[SpongeBob is walking on his fingers as Patrick pushes him around like a wheelbarrow. Nobby burrows past and knocks them on top of each other.]
Patrick: Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
[SpongeBob pours out of Patrick's eyeballs. He regrows his eyes.]
Nobby: [babbling]
SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Nobby!
Nobby: [babbling]
Patrick: [with hand on chin] Uh-huh. Oh, you don't say.
SpongeBob: What's he saying, Patrick?
Patrick: I don't know. [rubbing head] I thought it was gibberish, but now I'm thinking it's gobbledygook.
SpongeBob: Timmy fell in a well?
Patrick: Tablecloths are arbitrary?
[Narlene's foot pulls SpongeBob's pants back and she puts an urchin in them. She gives a thumbs up to Nobby from behind the kelp, and he sees it.]
SpongeBob: Someone needs a hug?
Patrick: The cool shed is warm?
Nobby: O-kay! [babbles and points at his hands, then salutes and disappears in a cloud of bubbles]
SpongeBob: Hmm. I guess he was telling us he was in a hurry.
[Patrick looks around himself. SpongeBob and Patrick run off, singing. Narlene looks out from the kelp.]
Narlene: Prickly prank phase one is a did-done success! Moving on to phase next!
[Bubble transition to an exhausted SpongeBob and Patrick walking into their cabin.]
SpongeBob: Ooh, we must've walked a zillion miles. I need to sit down for a bit.
[He sits on a chair, and the urchin in his pants pricks him. He screams and the urchin comes out on his tongue.]
Patrick: [jumps and points] Somebody's got urchin breath!
SpongeBob: [to urchin] Aw, it's okay, little buddy. I must've picked you up while we were hiking.
Patrick: [hopeful] Can we keep him?
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Camp Master Krabs says they're... [Mr. Krabs impression] Disease-ridden, filthy, feral creatures. [normally] So we better---
[The urchin has a bow on its head and trills.]
Patrick: Oh, I love him so much!
SpongeBob: I want to keep him forever!
Patrick: [puts him in an ice cream cone] He's like ice cream that's too cute to eat!
[Patrick tries to eat the urchin, but SpongeBob grabs him first.]
SpongeBob: We'll call him Urnie!
[Bubble transition. Patrick is in bed, and SpongeBob is tucking Urnie into a small bed next to him.]
SpongeBob: There you go, Urnie.
Urnie: [purrs]
SpongeBob: Snug as a slug in a mug.
Patrick: [places down a small outhouse] And this is just in case you drank too much kelp juice before bedtime.
[The outhouse flushes and Plankton walks out, wearing a nightcap.]
Plankton: Phew. You're out of TP.
SpongeBob: [laughs and gets in bed]
Patrick: Good night, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. Good night, Urnie.
[They fall asleep. Urnie gets out of bed and climbs to the window. He uses a radar device to send signals to other urchins, who trill and approach in a giant swarm.]
French Narrator: [over time card] The next morning...
[SpongeBob wakes up, stretches, and yawns. He stretches his eyes out. He sees Urnie out from his bed.]
SpongeBob: Hmm. [gasps] Patrick, Urnie's gone!
[Patrick wakes up with urchins stuck in his eyelids.]
Patrick: What? Huh? No, he's not. He's everywhere! [urchins jump out, showing his eyes very red]
[Urchins are jumping rope, hanging socks, and playing cards around a table. One with glasses reads a Prickly Post newspaper.]
SpongeBob: Well, they can't all be Urnie. He must've invited his family.
[An airhorn blows.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Huh?
[They look under the bed to see urchins throwing a party with a soundsystem and flashing lights.]
Patrick: And man, do they know how to party!
[SpongeBob and Patrick dance with the urchins.]
SpongeBob: This is great, but what if Camp Master Krabs finds out the urchins are here?
Patrick: Oh, stop worrying. Old man Krabs won't find out for a million years!
[Airhorns blow. The urchins spin Patrick and throw him out of the cabin. He lands in front of Krabs and runs back to his cabin. As he opens the door, lights and party music are heard. Krabs is suspicious.]
Krabs: Techno beats. That can only mean one thing: [shakes fist] urchins! [goes into the cabin, and the urchins hide] All right, you disgusting vermins! [looks around and sees none] Huh?
[SpongeBob and Patrick are frozen in dance poses and look at each other, then back at Krabs.]
Krabs: Oh. [chuckles] My mistake, lads. I thought there be urchins in here. Well, whatever you two scallywags are up to, knock it off!
[Krabs leaves the room, unaware that a giant bunch of urchins is stuck to his back. SpongeBob and Patrick close the door.]
Patrick: Problem delayed!
SpongeBob: That was a close call!
[The urchins trill and gather around the cabin. SpongeBob and Patrick scream. The urchins following Krabs around branch off into different cabins. One forms into a human and knocks on the Barge cabin door.]
Anchovies: Meep, meep. [get attacked and screams]
[Narlene watches with binoculars, from atop a large rock.]
Narlene: Nobby, it looks like phase next is kicking into high gear!
Nobby: [clapping and babbling] Good! Hahaha!
[SpongeBob and Patrick are surrounded by urchins.]
SpongeBob: Oh, where do they keep coming from?
[A pink paper floats through the cabin at their feet. Patrick reads it.]
Patrick: Do you read urchin?
SpongeBob: Are you kidding? [grunts and reads the paper] It's an invitation to a party in our cabin.
[Urchins are rapidly printing out invitations. An urchin with a mustache turns around and roars.]
SpongeBob: [whispering] Patrick, I don't think these urchins are friendly.
Patrick: [holds one] They seem pretty nice to me.
[An urchin sneakes into Patrick's pants and steals his wallet. A cash register ding sound is heard.]
SpongeBob: Sandy will know what to do!
[They scream and go up Sandy's tube, with the urchins following behind.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Sandy closes the hatch after they enter, with only a few urchins getting in.]
Sandy: Consarn it, SpongeBob! You're getting urchins in my dome!
[Patrick gets up and his eyes spin. He and SpongeBob grab water helmets. Sandy throws the urchin off her head.]
SpongeBob: Sandy, you got to help us!
Patrick: Urnie had so many friends!
SpongeBob: [mimes cranking a handle] Mimeographs and [dances with Patrick and strikes a pose] techno music!
Patrick: There was a mean one with a mustache!
SpongeBob: [makes mustache with fingers] Cool mustache, but, oh, so mean! Think you can science us out of this infestation?
Sandy: Of course! If I can concentrate the essence of my Sunday night homesick tears, [squeezes pillow into beaker] and stimulate their electrolytes... I should be able to make a formula that will make the urchins want to go back home!
[A ghostly green face rises from the flask and puffs away.]
Sandy: Voila! Science. [collects it in eyedropper] One drop of this will make that urchin desperate to go home. [drops it on urchin, and it grows] Oops.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Huh?
SpongeBob: [backing up] Sandy, I don't think it's working!
Sandy: [urchin grows] Oh, no! It looks like they feed on our sadness!
[The urchin roars and grows again. It grows and bursts out of the dome, and roars. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy are sent flying through the air. Sandy sticks the landing, Patrick lands on his face, and SpongeBob lands on his head. They see urchins running around and attacking the campers.]
Patrick: It's an urchin apocalypse!
[Krabs blows at the urchins with a leaf blower.]
Krabs: And take that and that! And--
[An urchin gets stuck in the nozzle, inflating the leaf blower and making him launch into the air, screaming. Mrs. Puff fights off urchins with a tennis racket. She gets mobbed and inflates, then is bounced by urchins with tennis rackets.]
Mrs. Puff: [grunts] Huh? [groans] Ow, ow, oh!
[Larry hums and goes to use the shower, but gets covered in urchins. One whips him with a towel as he runs away and screams.]
[A camper is slingshotted by urchins into the top of Mrs. Puff's lighthouse, which is full of urchins. Other campers are seen being attacked by urchins. Narlene and Nobby watch, eating popcorn.]
Narlene: Whoo-wee! This is funner than finger collecting after a speed whittling contest! [slaps knee]
Nobby: [babbles and makes a "stop" motion with his hands]
Narlene: Stop it? Oh, come on. Let's enjoy it a cud more. Urchins are easy to handle when you know how to speak their language!
[She shakes a whistle, blows it, and makes a duck call. An urchin comes over and plays with Nobby.]
Nobby: [laughs and claps]
[Urchins invade the Pontoon cabin. Kevin, Bubble Bass, and Harvey climb to the top of their bed. An urchin jumps next to a box of rare comics and takes one out.]
Harvey: Careful, that's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy number one! It's priceless!
[The urchin throws it into the swarm and it gets shredded.]
Bubble Bass and Harvey: [screaming]
Urchin: [cackling]
[Another urchin jumps in, and they shred the entire box of comics. Urchins continue attacking the camp. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy run past. One camper attacks the urchins with a bat. A wave of urchins washes over and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy are left clinging to the outhouse.]
SpongeBob: [points] Look!
[Narlene and Nobby ride into camp with a donkey.]
Donkey: [neighs]
Narlene: Don't fret none! Narlene's here to save the day! [quietly] From our excellent prank.
[Narlene blows her duck call whistle and the urchins form a single file line.]
Sandy: Wow! That hick chick never stops amazing me!
SpongeBob: Those narwals are simply nar-velous!
[The giant urchin jumps off SpongeBob's cabin and crashes onto Narlene's cart. The giant urchin sniffs around, shrugs, and jumps away. When Narlene comes to, she has the whistle lodged in her throat.]
Narlene: [groans and makes duck call sounds]
SpongeBob: [worried] Oh, that's not good.
Patrick: Suddenly, I feel a lot less saved.
[Nobby hits Narlene in the back to get the whistle out of her throat. Urnie's family reappear.]
SpongeBob: They're coming back and they look mad!
Patrick: We're gonna need a bigger camp!
Sandy: [inflates balloons and flies away] Sorry, fellas! You're on your own! Bye-bye!
SpongeBob: [waving] Hey, is Sandy abandoning us?
Patrick: [waving] Yeah, isn't it great?
Narlene: [strained duck call] It's no use! My triller's all choking!
Nobby: [babbles happily and points to Perch's watchtower]
Narlene: Good idea, Nobby! It is too quiet! We need to amplify it!
[Narlene sticks Nobby's horn into the ground and uses his overall straps to slingshot herself to the watchtower. She climbs up, past the urchins. SpongeBob and Patrick remain on the outhouse, tear off a board, and split it in half so each of them have a paddle.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoo!
SpongeBob: Urnie! Has anyone seen Urnie?
Patrick: Hey, I think I see Urnie up on that cabin! [an urchin is jumping on top]
SpongeBob: Let's go! [paddles]
[They paddle to the cabin. SpongeBob jumps partway onto the roof and hangs off. Patrick can't steer the outhouse and screams.]
SpongeBob: Urnie, is that you?
Urchin: [babbles]
SpongeBob: You got to help me, buddy!
[The urchin turns around and reveals it to have a mustache, and laughs evilly.]
SpongeBob: You're not Urnie! [screams and falls]
[Patrick steers the outhouse by SpongeBob and picks him up.]
Patrick: I got you, buddy! [they go into a vortex of urchins] But I don't got us!
[SpongeBob and Patrick spin around and are pulled into the vortex. Narlene climbs up the watchtower, uses the microphone, and makes a duck call. It echoes over the speakers. The urchins laugh.]
Narlene: [strained duck call] Uh-oh, looks like my squawking set those critters' tempers boiling!
[The giant urchin smashes the watchtower. Narlene is tied to it as it jumps.]
Narlene: This was one prank that really stank!
[The urchins eat the camp sign and change it to say Kamp Urchin.]
SpongeBob: [narrating] And that's how Kamp Urchin was born and this new Kamp Koral was built upstream with the help of Narlene's kinfolk.
[We see a newly built Kamp Koral made out of different materials. Campers work to build it. SpongeBob and Patrick approach Nobby and Narlene, who have finished building a new cabin.]
SpongeBob: Hi, Narlene!
Narlene: Howdy, neighbors! [gets crushed under a falling plank and groans]
Patrick: But what happened to the urchins?
SpongeBob: [points behind him] Oh, they're still in camp.
[Pan to Urnie in SpongeBob's bed. Now sporting SpongeBob's buck teeth, he jumps out of bed as a recreation of the theme song begins.]
Kids: [singing] Urnie!
SpongeBob: [singing] He's taking over camp!
Kids: [singing] Urnie!
SpongeBob: [singing] He frolics like a champ!
[Urnie frolics across camp and pops a balloon and inflatable horsey. He is joined by an urchin with a round head and one tooth, looking like Patrick, and one with Sandy's glasses.]
Kids: [singing] Urnie! His spines may prickle!
SpongeBob: [singing] As he tick-tickles you from head-to-toe!
[Urnie and his friends crush a Squidward-like urchin. One urchin launches another with a bow, and one flies by on a jellyfish. They walk past a Krabs-like urchin and a Pearl-like urchin. Urnie covers his crotch and runs off.]
Kids: [singing] Urnie!
SpongeBob: [singing] His spines may prickle! As he tick-tickles you from head-to-toe!
[Urnie runs into a mini outhouse next to the big one.]
Plankton: [runs out and screams]
[The camera zooms out as a toilet flushes and the last few notes of the theme song are heard.]