Scaredy Squirrel/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Scaredy Squirrel/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[Sandy runs out of the general store with a pack of playing cards.]
Sandy: I got the cards, fellas! Get ready to-- [gasps]
[She sees SpongeBob and Patrick sitting next to Roxy, Preda Tory, and Jimmy Blobfish.]
Big Roxy: Yeah!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughing]
Sandy: [nervously] They're sitting with the Trawler cabin? Maybe I'll just play a nice game of solitaire instead. [tries to step away, but SpongeBob notices her]
SpongeBob: There she is! Sandy, over here!
Sandy: Whoa! [steps away]
SpongeBob: No, this way! Sitting with our friends, chewing the fat!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Huh? [walk to Sandy]
[Sandy is dealing cards besides the general store.]
Patrick: What's wrong, Sandy? Is it gas?
Sandy: Well, I'm ashamed to say it, but those Trawler campers give me the creeps.
SpongeBob: Are you kidding? The Trawlers are great.
Sandy: It's just, well, their very nature seems to go against everything I know about science!
Patrick: Well, that's why I choose not to know anything about science!
[Patrick walks into Sandy and accidentally merges them together. The words "Science defiance!" appear in green text.]
French Narrator: Science defiance!
Sandy: [points] I mean, just take a gander at that picture of Kidferatu over there. [a "Meet the Counselors" board is shown, with the middle picture having just a hat and scarf] He doesn't show up in photos. That goes against all logic!
Patrick: Well, maybe he's just really shy!
Sandy: Okay. But how does Jimmy Blobfish stand upright? He doesn't have a skeleton! Not even physics can explain it!
Elwood: [off-screen] And have you ever noticed how campers are always getting caught in Preda Tory's webs? [is caught in web] This is fun!
Sandy: I'm sorry, but those Trawlers make me question everything I know about the natural world.
SpongeBob: Oh, no, Patrick! Our friends aren't friends with each other! What are we gonna do? [Patrick is gone and a red "?" appears above his head] Uh, Patrick?
Patrick: [stuck in the web] He's right! This is fun! [to Elwood] We don't hang out enough.
[Bubble transition to Sandy sleeping in her cabin. SpongeBob and Patrick approach her.]
SpongeBob: [whispering] Sandy, are you asleep?
Patrick: [screaming] Wake up!
Sandy: Oh! Huh? What? [pulls her sleep mask off] What in tarnation is the big emergency?
SpongeBob: Um, it's more of a friend-emergency. [points to triangle diagram] We were worried about our friend not being friends with our other friends, so we're gonna have a sleepover at the Trawler cabin.
[Sandy moves SpongeBob finger out of the way.]
Sandy: Oh, but they're so unnatural.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Please?
Sandy: [nervously] I don't know, fellas.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Please, please, please, please, please, please, please?
Sandy: [sighs] Fine. If it means that much to y'all, I'll give it a shot.
SpongeBob: Thank you! [sticks his finger out, and Sandy tries to bite it; he moves it back, then presses her nose] Boop!
Sandy: [groans]
[Bubble transition. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy carry their sleeping bags to the Trawler cabin.]
Sandy: [nervously] Oh... [tries to knock on door, but it opens; thunder crashes] Oh, oh... [peers in]
Patrick: Boo.
Sandy: [screams]
SpongeBob: Don't be scared, Sandy. Thunder is just the sound of two giants playing patty-cake.
Sandy: Actually, SpongeBob, thunder is the rapid expansion of air surrounding the path of a lightning bolt. Science!
Patrick: Huh, superstitious.
[As lightning flashes, two giants are seen laughing and playing patty-cake. Inside the cabin, skeletal hands play the organ.]
Sandy: Don't that seem creepy to y'all?
[The door shuts, leaving them in pitch black.]
Sandy: Oh! [whimpering]
[When the lights come back on, the Trawlers are all behind them.]
Preda: Welcome to our parlor.
Sandy: Huh? Arachnid! [sprays pesticide] Whoa!
Preda: [takes can] Okay, okay, a lady can take a hint. [sprays it under her armpits]
Jimmy: Hi, I'm Jimmy. I noticed you around camp. [extends hand]
[Sandy pours some slime from Jimmy's hand into a small dish.]
Jimmy: Did you just take a sample of me?
Sandy: [chuckles uncomfortably] Sorry. Scientific habit.
Jimmy: [laughs] That's okay. I've got samples all day long. [sprays slime out his nose]
Sandy: [weary sigh]
Roxies: Hi. We're the Roxies.
Sandy: Oh, uh, howdy. [whispering to Big Roxy] I can remove that [points to Little Roxy] little growth for you.
Little Roxy: She's the growth. I was here first.
Roxies: [laughing]
Preda: And of course, our counselor, Kidferatu.
Kidferau: [hisses at Sandy]
[Sandy yowls like a cat and hisses. The Trawlers laugh.]
SpongeBob: Sandy, you're a big hit.
Sandy: Oh, you think so? [wipes forehead with cloth] I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Patrick: Don't worry, Sandy. We'll be with you the whole time.
Sandy: [to Kidferatu] Well, I don't see why we can't be friends too. I mean, since we're all friends with SpongeBob and Patrick here.
[Patrick leans against the wall, and SpongeBob follows. The wall flips around and they are stuck on the other side.]
Preda: SpongeBob and Patrick where?
Sandy: [turns around and screams] Uh, oh! Where'd they go?
Jimmy: They probably went to the bathroom. [thunder crashes] [laughs creepily]
Sandy: Oh. Well, I better go too. Sometimes they, uh-- they need a little help. with the paperwork. [laughs]
Big Roxy: The bat room's behind that door.
[Sandy opens the door, and a bunch of bats fly out, screeching.]
Little Roxy: Not bat room-- bathroom! Bathroom's down the hall to the left.
Sandy: [laughs awkwardly] I'll be right back. [opens a door, revealing a long hallway] Ohhh. [runs around and pants, but loops through the halls] Huh? Huh? SpongeBob? Patrick? Where'd y'all go? Huh? Oh, how in tarnation do you get lost in a hallway? SpongeBob? Patrick? Where are you!? [door creaks] Huh? [whimpers]
[She steps into a room where three cocoons, two shapes like SpongeBob and Patrick, are hanging on the wall.]
Sandy: Aah! SpongeBob! Patrick! I'll save you! Hiya! [chops the cocoons open] Wha! [grunts, and dirty laundry is inside them] Dirty laundry?
Preda: May I help you find something?
Sandy: Oh, just l--looking for the bathroom.
Preda: It's not in here, darling.
Sandy: [laughs nervously] I'm sorry. My bad. I'll be going. Whoa! [runs outside]
Preda: Hmm?
[The leftover cocoon hatches to reveal Elwood inside.]
Elwood: Will I be a butterfly soon?
Preda: Shh. [pokes him back in as he giggles]
Sandy: [talking to herself in a mirror] Alright, scaredy squirrel, keep it together. Don't let your imagination hog-tie your logic. [door creaks open] Huh? [whimpers and walks inside] SpongeBob? Patrick? Ohhh...
[Two coffins are seen in the room. Smoke rises out of both to form Kidferatu. He points to the right coffin and growls.]
Sandy: No! It couldn't be! [gulps] Oh. Ohhh... [opens the coffin to reveal a tanning bed] What the cud? A tanning bed? [closes it]
[Kidferatu, in sunglasses, offers Sandy a pair and hisses.]
Sandy: [nervously] Uh, no thanks. My fur is a naturally rich golden brown. [laughs] Aah!
[Kidferatu sighs and opens the tanning bed. The light from the rays makes him hiss and disintegrate. Sandy looks through the hallways again.]
Sandy: All these ding dong dang doors look alike! [looks at her feet] Huh? Huh? [she's stepping in slime] Oh. Aah, aah, aah! [screams]
[The cabin rotates and Sandy slips on the slime, falling backwards into a dirty room. A Patrick-shaped mass rises from a slimy bathtub.]
Sandy: Oh, Patrick! Thank goodness I found you! [slips] Whoa, whoa, whoa! [groans] Whoa! [yammering nervously] [grunts; looks in tub] Ew. Well, don't worry, buckaroo! I got you. [strains and pulls "Patrick" out]
[The slime wipes off to reveal Jimmy with a scrub brush.]
Jimmy: Hey, new friend. Get my back?
Sandy: [screams] Aah! Whoa! [slips out the window]
Jimmy: [quietly] I love you.
[Outside the cabin, Sandy sees the giants playing patty-cake again.]
Sandy: Huh? [sprays her helmet and cleans it, then sees that the "giants" are just mountainous rocks] My eyes are playing tricks on me.
[She looks inside the window and sees Roxy about to slice something with an axe. She brings it down and holds out something that looks like a slice of Swiss cheese.]
Sandy: [gasps] SpongeBob!
[A timer dings, and Roxy takes a star-shaped cake out of the oven.]
Roxies: Whoo!
Sandy: [gasps] Not Patrick too! I'm coming, buddies! [runs inside to dining room] [grunting] They're gonna eat us all! [pants and runs to exit door, which closes] Oh!
Preda: We've been looking forward to having you for dinner. We would like you to sit in the chair reserved for honored guests.
[Preda and the other Trawlers are seated around a table.]
Sandy: Huh? [a chair picks her up] Whoa!
Preda: We have prepared something that you uniquely would appreciate. [smiles creepily]
Sandy: No! [crying]
[Jimmy and Big Roxy open the trays to reveal SpongeBob and Patrick with their eyes closed and apples in their mouths.]
Sandy: [gasps] I knew it! Y'all are a bunch of monsters!
[The apples are spit out, and one lands in Sandy's glass. SpongeBob and Patrick are alive and well. Patrick eats his apple.]
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Trawlers: Surprise!
Sandy: Hominawhat?
SpongeBob: Isn't this fun?
Patrick: Hiding under the drapes was our idea!
SpongeBob: To celebrate your new friendship, the Trawlers wanted to surprise you with a meal made in your honor-- [the lid goes on the tray, and he is gone when it opens] some mixed nuts and some Swiss cheese, [appears next to Sandy] finely sliced, [Patrick disappears under the tray] a star-shaped acorn cake in honor of your home, the Lone Star State, Texas.
Big Roxy: I cut the cheese myself.
Patrick: [farts] You and me both, sister.
Sandy: Eww.
Elwood: [now a butterfly, flying past] Embrace the magic, Sandy! [gets caught in web] This is fun!
SpongeBob: Well, Sandy, what do you think?
[The Trawlers wait for a reaction. Sandy begins laughing.]
Sandy: [laughs] I have to admit, at first, I was scared of y'all, but you guys are a genuine hoot! I've thought all y'all were really trying to dine on us. [grabs SpongeBob and Patrick close] Obviously, you'd never eat us in a million years.
[The Trawlers have disapproving looks.]
Preda: No, maybe not in a million years.
Trawlers: [creepy, hesitant laughter]
[Sandy blinks. The two parties stare at each other, then burst into laughter.]
Sandy: You guys are the best! Next week y'all have to come over to our cabin for a sleepover!
French Narrator: [over time card] One week later...
SpongeBob: I knew you'd like it!
Big Roxy: So we say to the guy, "If that's your severed head"--
Little Roxy: "Then why do we have the receipt?"
[Everyone laughs.]
SpongeBob: The receipt!
Squidward: [enters] Would you blathering boneheads keep it down in here? I am trying to sleep! [close-up of his ugly face as a scream is heard]
Jimmy: It's hideous!
Preda: It's horrible!
Roxies: It's hideous!
Kidferatu: [gasps]
Elwood: [still caught in spider web] This is fun!
[The Trawlers run out of the cabin screaming.]
Sandy: [laughs] Guess I'm not the only scaredy squirrel in camp.
[The Trawlerscontinue running and yelling. Lightning strikes. Back in the cabin, the skeletal hands play the ending of the SpongeBob theme on the organ.]
Jimmy: I love you!
[A heart-shaped iris out closes the episode with a quacking sound.]