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Secret Lair x SpongeBob SquarePants is a 2025 collaboration between SpongeBob SquarePants and Secret Lair, a sub brand of the Magic the Gathering card game. The collaboration includes 3 different sets of cards: "Lands Under the Sea," which focuses on locations of Bikini Bottom, "Legends of Bikini Bottom," which focuses on the characters, and "Internet Sensation," which focuses on popular SpongeBob memes. Special foil versions of all 3 sets were also released. The whole collaboration launched on March 24, 2025 at 9 AM PT.[1]

Cards

Lands Under the Sea

{{#SQuote:|text=Embark on a guided tour of five deep-sea destinations from the underwater world of SpongeBob SquarePants. From Bikini Bottom to Jellyfish Fields and beyond, this set of barnacle-covered basic lands features art by Jon Vermilyea and showcases some of the liveliest locales and tidal territories that SpongeBob and friends call home. ©2025 Viacom International Inc. SpongeBob SquarePants created by Stephen Hillenburg.|speaker=Secret Lair website|receiver=|attribution=|source=|id=TZK1-79QQ-HMQM|template=}}

Image Name Type line Location on artwork Color
Plains Basic Land - Plains Jellyfish Fields File:White symbol.png
Island Basic Land - Island Bikini Bottom File:Blue symbol.png
Swamp Basic Land - Swamp Rock Bottom File:Black symbol.png
Mountain Basic Land - Mountain Mt. Bikini Bottom File:Red symbol.png
Forest Basic Land - Forest Kelp Forest File:Green symbol.png

Legends of Bikini Bottom

{{#SQuote:|text=After appearing in over 300 episodes across 15 seasons (and on countless birthday cakes), SpongeBob has finally surfaced from Bikini Bottom and entered Secret Lair. In a drop featuring fantastic art by Caleb Meurer and Gregg Schigiel, SpongeBob’s most famous characters on some of Magic’s™ most powerful cards. ©2025 Viacom International Inc. SpongeBob SquarePants created by Stephen Hillenburg.|speaker=Secret Lair website|receiver=|attribution=|source=|id=TXK1-79QQ-HMQM|template=}}

Image Name Type line Description Mana cost Power and toughness
Plankton, Tiny Tyrant Legendary Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Might Toxic 1

Plankton can't block.
File:Phyrexian Mana.png, File:Tap icon.png: Choose a color. Another target creature you can control gains toxic 1 and hexproof from that color until end of turn. It can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn.
"I WENT TO COLLEGE!"

File:White symbol.png 1/1
Mr. Krabs, Penny Pincher Legendary Creature - Leviathan Crab Spells your opponents cast that target Mr. Krabs cost File:Mana cost 2.png more to cast.


File:Mana cost 3.png: Mr. Krabs gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Islands you control.
"If you boys is wasting time, then yer wasting money! And that's just sick!"

File:Mana cost 2.pngFile:Blue symbol.pngFile:Blue symbol.png 0/17
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob Legendary Creature - Horror Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may return it to its owner's hand.


Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
"I hate all of you."

File:Mana cost 1.pngFile:Blue symbol.pngFile:Blue symbol.png 3/2
Gary, the Snail Legendary Creature - Slug Horror At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control.


Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them.
Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token.
File:Blue symbol.pngFile:Black symbol.png, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.

File:Mana cost 5.pngFile:Black symbol.pngFile:Black symbol.png 7/7
Sandy Cheeks, Martial Astronaut Legendary Creature - Squirrel This spell can't be countered.

Indestructible
Sandy Cheeks attacks each combat if able.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

File:Mana cost 3.pngFile:Green symbol.png 1/1
Patrick Star Legendary Creature - Human Warrior "I don't get it..." File:Mana cost 4.pngFile:Black symbol.pngFile:Red symbol.pngFile:Red symbol.png 6/5
SpongeBob SquarePants Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Legendary creatures you control get +X/+X, where X is the number of legendary creatures you control.

Whenever you cast a legendary spell from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a legendary nonland card with lesser mana value. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

File:White symbol.pngFile:Blue symbol.pngFile:Black symbol.pngFile:Red symbol.pngFile:Green symbol.png 5/5

Internet Sensation

{{#SQuote:|text=Superstar of the Seas. Underwater Icon. Phylum Porifera Phenomenon.

And maybe most impressively, Lord of Memes.

SpongeBob SquarePants’s impact on digital culture is indelible—perhaps more so than any other cartoon sponge in recent history. Along with his friends from Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob has inspired countless reaction GIFs, image macros, and viral posts. His optimism, joy, and childlike wonder have taken the internet by storm.

And now that storm has rolled in to Secret Lair.

Art by Tyler Walpole

©2025 Viacom International Inc. SpongeBob SquarePants created by Stephen Hillenburg.|speaker=Secret Lair website|receiver=|attribution=|source=|id=TZZ1-79QQ-HMQM|template=}}

Image Name Type line Description Mana cost
Counterspell Instant Counter target spell. File:Blue symbol.pngFile:Blue symbol.png
Daze Instant You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays File:Mana cost 1.png.

File:Mana cost 1.pngFile:Blue symbol.png
Inevitable Betrayal Sorcery Suspend 3—File:Mana cost 1.pngFile:Blue symbol.pngFile:Blue symbol.png

Search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

Force of Despair Instant If it's not your turn, you may exile a black card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.

Destroy all creatures that entered this turn.

File:Mana cost 1.pngFile:Black symbol.pngFile:Black symbol.png
Night's Whisper Sorcery You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. File:Mana cost 1.pngFile:Black symbol.png
Food Token artifact File:Mana cost 1.png, File:Tap icon.png, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.

Bundle

The SpongeBob SquarePants Bundle was released the same day as the rest of the collaboration on the Secret Lair website, containing 1 of all 3 sets in a single purchase.[2] A foil version was also released alongside.[3]

Squaroes collab

File:Internet Sensation Squaroes.jpg
Promo image

Heo Group announced that a limited-edition Ultimate Guard Squaroes Boulder (a collectible box for storing card decks and other accessories) limited to 3,000 pieces based on the Internet Sensation set would be released in connection with Secret Lair. The box itself is based on the Mocking SpongeBob meme.[4][5]

The box retails for $44.98 on Amazon.[6]

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