SpongeBob's Truth or Square/transcript

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SpongeBob: Oh, Gary! I'm so excited! I can't believe tomorrow is the eleventh seventh anniversary of the Krusty Krab!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: That's right, Gary. Mr. Krabs is telling me have the par-tay at my pineapple. He's letting me pay for everything, too? Isn't he great?
Gary: Meow.
(Mr. Krabs arrives)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, look sharp me boy. Tomorrow is a very important day...for cashy. Think of all the Krabby Patties we'll sell!
SpongeBob: Uh, Mr. Krabs? Shouldn't the secret formula be in a safe place?
Mr. Krabs: Good thinking, lad. Here, take the formula and put it somewhere safe.
SpongeBob: Aye, Aye, Mr. Krabs. I won't let you down.
(2 Hours Later)
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! What are you doing here?
Patrick: Mr. Krabs hired me as security for the big event.
SpongeBob: Oh, no, Patrick!!! Where did I put the Formula??? I can't remember.
Patrick: Did you look in your pocket?
SpongeBob: It's not there!
Patrick: Ooh, hey, hey, maybe it's in my pocket... Nope.
SpongeBob: Okay, SpongeBob. Don't panic. I can't feel my normally carefree and jovial attitude dissolving away!
Patrick: What does that mean?
SpongeBob: It means I'm sad. And when I'm sad I can't remember anything. Patrick, we need to find that Formula before you-know-who does. P-L-A-N-K-
Plankton: T-O-N.
SpongeBob: Ow! Plankton! How long have you been there?
Plankton: Long enough to know you are in big trouble. (Laughs) Well, SpongeBob, seeing as we are friends...umm...it seems only right that I help you remember where you put the Formula.
SpongeBob: Oh! That would be so nice of you, Plankton! I'd love your help. Hey! Wait a minute! How do I know you're not just trying to get the Formula all for yourself?
Plankton: Umm...my honest face.
SpongeBob: Then okay, let's find that formula!
Plankton: Okay, let's review. Shall we? Step one: Strap sleeping SpongeBob into Chair. Check. Step two: Shrink bots. Check. Step three: Do laundry... I mean, insert bots into brain. Check. Step four: Turn on remote. Check and double check. Now with this control I'll guide my previous Nanobots into the deepest recesses of SpongeBob's tiny mind where I will extract from his memory banks the precise location of the Krabby Patty Secret Formula once and for all. It couldn't be easier. Okay, change of plans. I will now enter SpongeBob's brain and find the formula myself!
Patrick: So let me get this straight. The only way you're going to remember where you put the Formula is if you're happy.
SpongeBob: That's my ('Sob') story!
Patrick: Seriously, SpongeBob, how hard can it be to make you happy? Wait a second! Remember when we went jellyfishing? That made you happy.
SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, I feel happier already.
Patrick: We've struck a memory gusher! Let's dig deeper!
Dream SpongeBob: Jellyfish Fields. My most happiest place for my most happiest past times. Jellyfishing.
Plankton: It'd be real shame if anything were to happen to the indigenous wildlife. (Laughs)
Dream SpongeBob: You want to catch a couple, Plankton?
Plankton: Focus, Sheldon, focus. SpongeBob, we don't have time for your juvenile hobbies.
Dream Patrick: Come here, little jellyfishy. Get in my net. Woo-hoo! Wee-pee! Hey, look at me. I'm jellyfishing.
Realistic Fish Head: Free the many splendid jellyfish! I bet have to get rid all of the robots to find the key. Yeah, that sounds about right. I bet have to get rid of all the robots to find the key. Yeah, that sounds about right. There are still more robots to destroy!
Dream Patrick: I'm not going to hurt you, little jelylfish. I just want to keep you in a jar on top of my television.
Dream SpongeBob: (Laughs)
SpongeBob: Well, thanks for the romp down memory boulevard. But, I still can't remember where I put the formula. Oh, what am I going to do? Whaaa!
Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob. Howdy, Patrick. Dang, SpongeBob. You look lower than a sea-woman's hind-ouarters.
Patrick: SpongeBob lost the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, and now he's sad. And when he's sad he can't remember anything. Like where he put the Formula. It's a vicious cycle. Is this making any sense?
Sandy: Makin' SpongeBob happy? That shouldn't be too hard. Hmm. Let's see... Shazaam! How 'bout when we first met, SpongeBob?
Dream Sandy: Yee-haw! This is more fun than feeding the hooting to my nanny.
Dream SpongeBob: What are those spinny wheelie looking things?
Plankton: Don't ask me. It's your brain. Why don't you try spinning them?
Dream SpongeBob: Problem solved. SquarePants Style. I just like anything you throw at me. I don't see any way forward. Got any ideas?
Plankton: In the end, all obstacles all forward.
Dream Sandy: I did the work out and terrorizing my dinner.
Dream SpongeBob: Oh, no. Not more robots. I'm tired.
Plankton: You can sleep later. Crash them already!
Dream SpongeBob: Plankton, have you ever seen the likes of this?
Plankton: I haven't seen this many pounding fists. Since the great octopus in the thirty-three.
Dream SpongeBob: Make that clever, huh? Well, I'll teach you to clam off. Problem solved. Forking style. Allow me to to introduce myself, my good lady rodent, My name is SpongeBob Reginald SquarePants Esquire Junior the Third.
Sandy: A pleasure to meet you, Mr. SquarePants. I am Madame Moselle Sandy Cheeks. Might I offer you a spot of tea and some spirit conversation?
SpongeBob: Boy, that sure was fun! But I still can't remember where I put the Formula. Mr. Krabs is going to be so disappointed!
Squidward: I can't hear your loud, annoying sobbing from my kitchen, SpongeBob. How can I practice my clarinet wen all I hear is YOU!??!?
SpongeBob: (Crying) Oh Squidward...Sandy and Patrick are trying to cheer me up so I can remember where I put the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. And so far I can't remember.
Squidward: I don't even want to know. But if it will keep you from crying, how about a trip down to memory lane: like the time I put on a talent show at the Krusty Krab. I was toast of Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob: Wow, what a night was. Everyone was so full of raw talent.
Realistic Fish Head: Find a way to lower that sign in order to get across.
Dream SpongeBob: For some strange reason I could really go some Tuttle right now.
Plankton: Ah, the power of suggestion on these lines.
Realistic Fish Head: There is a button somewhere that will flip these platforms up. Some platforms will collapse under SpongeBob's weight. Move access these quickly to get by!
Dream SpongeBob: Hmm. Jellyfish Jelly on Kelpo never thought that one.
Plankton: Think about breakfast later on your time. We have work to do.
Realistic Fish Head: You can spring higher from the Springboard platforms! You might be able to bounce to great heights using the BouncyBot's head.
Dream SpongeBob': On to the next challenge.
Realistic Fish Head: Once a Security Laser's tripped, your luck will be flipped. Avoiding hitting the Security Lasers. They might bring trouble.
Dream SpongeBob: Whoa. Security is pretty tight around here.
Plankton: Yeah, this is nothing. The Krusty Krab is more secure than this place.
Realistic Fish Head: Your Cannon Shot supply is limited. Collect more ammo to replenish your supply. I bet Squidward's music can help me blow away the bad guys!
Fish: Boo! You stink! That's the worst dancing I've ever seen. Knock it off. Our crops will wither and die!
Plankton: Heads up, pun face!
SpongeBob: Special delivery! Woo, woo, woo!
Fish Woman: What a night at the theater. I gave it four out of five stars.
SpongeBob: Aww, thanks for trying to cheer me up, Patrick. But I still can't remember where I put the Secret Formula.
Patrick: Oh, wait! How about the time we staged the fight to get you into the Salty Spitoon! That's a happy memory.
Dream SpongeBob: Oh Patrick, this IS cheering me up. (Laughs) Remember when I said, "You're going down, Tubby"?
Dream Patrick: Tubby???? TUBBY??? (Screams)
Realistic Fish Head: You look like you could use a SpongeBuff power up. You're not buff enough! Don't punch below the belt! Punch IN the Buckle that is. This looks like a job for SpongeBuff SquarePants! Whack him in the belt buckle!
Dream SpongeBob: Patrick, this is swell! You were great in that pretend fight.
Dream Patrick: Uhh... What fight?
SpongeBob: I can feel the happiness bubbling up. (Laughs) Oh, I think I might even remember where I put the Formula!
Plankton: Well??
SpongeBob: Well, it could be...
Plankton: Yes??
SpongeBob; Maybe it's...umm...
Plankton: Spit it out you square-brained twit! I mean, friend.
SpongeBob: Whaaa... I don't remember where it is yet. Oh, maybe I really am a weenie. Mr. Krabs is going to fire me twice.
Sandy: Don't worry, SpongeBob, we'll make you so happy you'll remember the Alamo.
Patrick: I smell jelly!
SpongeBob: You guys are the best friends a depressed sponge could ever have. Let's make me happy!
Mr. Krabs: Jiggle-me-handles, SpongeBob. Are you starting the party, without me?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I have terrible news. Oh, how do I put this? (Crying)
Patrick: SpongeBob forgot where he put the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. So now were trying to cheer him up to jog his memory. Okay?
Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, lad, we'll get your happy again. Surely, you must remember the time I hired you as me fry cook?
SpongeBob: It's my life's work.
Anchovie: Meep, Meep. Hungry. Meep, Meep.
Dream Mr. Krabs: Battle Stations, SpongeBob. There'll be hungry anchovies about.
Dream SpongeBob: You heard the man, Plankton. It's time to feed those anchovies. The only thing get between me and those anchovies' stomach is
Realistic Fish Head: Feed the anchovies by hitting the Cannon Shot button on the Krabby Patty Launcher. Stand on the pressure to uncover the Cannon Shot Button.
Dream Mr. Krabs: You've got to be the only problem's study, lad. Anchor's all the way.
Realistic Fish Head: Some objects can deflect your projectiles. The only way to know which ones you can hit is to fire at them all!
Plankton: Ahem. They're never stops. They're terrible.
Dream SpongeBob: Another satisfied customer. Oh, I feel fry cooking in no time.
Plankton: How very exciting for you.
Dream Mr. Krabs: Get to the bloomin, boyo. While they clean out the inventory I'll clean out their wallets.
Realistic Fish Head: Jump in the bathtub and you fill up with water. Spit the water at objects to activate them!
Dream Mr. Krabs: Well, SpongeBob, you'll proved you can handle the job. I guess have no choice to but I hired you as me new fry cook. Mr. Squidward, you're on the register now.
Dream SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, I can tell you what means to the sponge like me. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Dream Mr. Krabs: Easy lad. One more outburst like that or you're fired.
SpongeBob: You know, all these great memories are starting to help me remember. The Formula could be in the...no...well hold on...no...maybe it's in the...no...Or maybe I put it...I can't remember!!!
Squidward: This is not getting me closer to my goal of you shutting up! Wait, I remember a certain jolly follow that you and I had the pleasure of meeting one faithful night.
SpongeBob: (Sighs) Oh, you don't mean David Hass...
Squidward: SANTA!! Santa Claus! You DOLT!
SpongeBob: Oh, Santa!
Squidward: Whatever. That's it, SpongeBob! The sooner you remember where that Formula the sooner I can forget about YOU.
Dream Squidward: Ho, ho, ho.
Plankton: This ice is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Where's my lawyer. I'll soon get the classic Patty Secret Formula.
Dream SpongeBob: Didn't you try that one already?
Plankton: Oh, yeah. That.
Dream SpongeBob: I can get you anything you throw at me.
Realistic Fish Head: Push the BoomBot into the ice blocks.
Dream SpongeBob: Now, I feel what a Krabby Patty feels like.
Realistic Fish Head: Close proximity to Krabs Tikis can be hazardous to your health!
Dream SpongeBob: I shouldn't anything throw at me.
Realistic Fish Head: You can use the BoomBots to your advantage. Jus knock them off their base and carefully push them where you want them to explode. Tripping a Security Laser will activate some Bad Mojo Avoid lasers like you avoid bad mojo.
Dream SpongeBob: What's all this doing here? Here you go, Squidward Claus. Merry Christmas. Don't blow it all in one place. Blow it everywhere. (Laughs) Blow it everywhere. (Laughs) and then I said do you remember all that was good.
Dream Squidward: Thanks, SpongeBob. Ho, ho, ho, boy.
SpongeBob: Hey, everybody, I think I am beginning to remember where the Formula is... I's... It's... It's...in...Bikini Bottom! Somewhere. (Sighs) I'm still too sad to remember anything. I need more happy.
Patrick: Mmm, well, hey, remember when we helped Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy come out of retirement?
Dream SpongeBob: Just look like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. I don't want to get too excited. It might not to be them. But, what if it is them? Now, this is pence killing me.
Realistic Fish Head: To open the lock you must have the key! To find it, defeat every last baddie!
Dream SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It's the Mermaid Lair from episode number 53. Revenge of Man Ray. Oh, my gosh. It's the Jerry ache. The Invisible Boat. I can lick anything you throw at me.
Realistic Fish Head: Every lock needs a key. Find a key.
Dream SpongeBob: I hope I'm not standing too close the light. (Screams) The evil Man Ray! Luckily, he can frozen in tarter sauce in 1964 and this world belongs to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Realistic Fish Head: I'd better shake a leg and get a move on or it's down I go!
Dream SpongeBob: Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, I knew it was you. Don't you recognize me? I'm that Sponge Kid. Although, I'm not wearing my super skippies right now. But, it's me alright.
Mermaid Man: Who is this Joker? I can't see too good.
Barnacle Boy: We don't need any cookies, little girl. Now, shove off.
SpongeBob: Remembering memories in flashback from is so much fun! Nothing makes me happier than this time that I get to spend with all of you, my friends. Isn't this great, Squidward?
Squidward: Oh, sure. There's nothing like a trip down memory LAME.
SpongeBob: Oh my gosh, Squidward. I feel a memory forming and you are in it. Remember when you had your first Krabby Patty? Remember that new Patty smell? That taste.
Dream SpongeBob: If I can only get as happy as you did when you first bit into that hot, juicy, savory Patty... The crisp lettuce...the tangy pickles...the pillow-soft buns...Oh I tell you, there is nothing like a Krabby Patty.
Dream Squidward: (Screams)
Dream SpongeBob: Huh! Squidward! I think I remember where I put the Secret Formula!
SquidBot: (Laughs)
Dream SpongeBob: Uh-oh.
Realistic Fish Head: Bad music hurts. Watch out for the notes. Avoid hitting its blocked hands or you'll take damage. Avoid the spinning attacks. The SquidBot is full and mad! Hitting those SquidBot mitts will hurt you. The SquidBot looks vulnerable.
Squidward: Mmmmm...scrumptious. Too bad you can't remember where you put the Formula. Pretty soon you'll probably forget how to even make a Krabby Patty.
Dream SpongeBob: Don't...don't say it! (Crying)
SpongeBob: I'm so close to remembering where I put the Formula, I can almost taste it. A Patty, not the Formula for the Patty, which was written on a piece of paper that I'm sure doesn't taste too great. Well, I'm remembering again. But I'm still not happy enough. (Crying) Okay, SpongeBob, crying isn't going to bring your beloved secret formula back to you. If I keep going, sooner or later I'm bound to remember...I hope. I can almost remember where I put the Formula... (Sighs) almost. I haven't been this worried since I worked the 24-hour shift and had to take out the trash.
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher! (Screams)
SpongeBob: Hash Slinging Slasher! (Screams)
Patrick: (Screams)
Dream Squidward: There are signs. That signal the approach of a Hash Slinging Slasher. First, the phone will ring and then there will be nobody. The lights will flicker on and off. The walls are bleeding special. (Screams) What's next mustard in the urinals? A jar of pickles? (Screams) (Gasps) The shadow of the slasher! I think I just inked in my pants. I can't believe I was reduced to tears by a wannabe fry schnuck.
Dream SpongeBob: Yay! We're not going to be horribly multilated by ghosts.
Sandy: Well, SpongeBob, do you remember where the formula is yet?
SpongeBob: Not yet, Sandy, but I'm pretty sure it's somewhere I go all the time and a place I love to be.
Sandy: Well, I know a place you love to be, a little place called Karatetown! Remember i when we practiced karate all day??
Dream SpongeBob: SpongeBob is my name o-kara-tay is my game-o. Hi-yah!
Dream Sandy: This kick will burn your socks off and taste right on chicken. Yee-haw!
Dream SpongeBob: Sandy, you are a one squirrel demolishing crew. I hope nobody would using that wall. Oh, no! Look! This must be the new test. I thought my karate sensei.
Plankton: If he is, then your karate sensei you know.
Dream Sandy: There's 25 cents worth a whopping U found between the cusions.
Dream SpongeBob: I'll be very, very quiet. I'm hunting squirrel.
Plankton: I hate to burst your bubble, SpongeBob. But, I think Sandy hunting you.
Dream SpongeBob: I'm going to send you on the high power drift to Texas.
Dream Sandy: Don't mess with Texas! Hi-ya!
Dream SpongeBob: Quiet, Plankton. Sandy could be around any corner. Under any Stone even. Maybe if I use my ultra karate jump technique I can bridge that gap.
Plankton: Oh, fun. Why don't you try hitting those buttons before your rocket jump us into the bottomless pit.
Dream SpongeBob: Oh, I didn't see those. (Laughs) Thanks, Plankton.
Dream Sandy: Are you Sponge enough for the final challenge?
Dream SpongeBob: Your life is your find is the find quite absorbing and now allow me to. (Screams)
Dream Sandy: I'm gonna attack you to sponge bits.
Dream SpongeBob: Yes, I believe you ordered the rodent punch. Well, I got it. All by myself.
SpongeBob: I remember, Patrick! The Formula is somewhere in the Krusty Krab. I'm 99.9% sure of it! Oh, but what if I'm wrong? It could be anywhere in the Krusty Krab. That place is full of great memories. I remember when I got my first promotion. Oh! I've got it, I've got it, I've GOT IT...
Patrick: Well, SpongeBob, then you'll just have to remember every memory you've ever had of the Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob: [Plankton voice] Nooooooooooooo!
(Dream Mr. Krabs arrives)
Dream SpongeBob: Mr. K? Shouldn't the secret formula be in a safe place or something?
Dream Mr. Krabs: Good thinking, lad. You never know when Plankton's prying eye might be watching. Here, take the Formula and put it somewhere safe.
Dream SpongeBob: Aye, Aye, Mr. Krabs. I won't let you down.
Realistic Fish Head: Follow that Spongebot.
Dream SpongeBob: What do you think it all means, Plankton? Why are we here? You mean like--
Plankton: To get to the philosophical ramblings for another time, Professor Pants? I've got seahorse races to win.
Dream SpongeBob: Look, Plankton, another portal in Mr. Krabs' office. It's getting cold in here. It's someone didn't pay the heating bill.
Dream Mr. Krabs: Why neptune's ghost. SpongeBob, get back to your station. Time is money, me boy.
Dream SpongeBob: Hey, where'd he go?
SpongeBob: Oh! Of course! I remember! I put the formula in the safe. After all, Mr. Krabs told me to put it somewhere safe. (Laughs) Boy, I love it when things work out.
Plankton: SpongeFool! Little did you realize, that while desperately trying to keep me away from the Formula, you've only succeeded in leading me directly to it. And now that I know is precious location. Your beloved Krusty Krab is doomed! (Laughs) And all before lunchtime.
SpongeBob: W-w-w-WHAAT?!?!?
Plankton: Ah my brilliant plan has struck you speechless I see. I think the words you're searching for are 'Plankton you're a genius'. Well, SpongeBob, you and your holes will have to excuse me, there's a secret Formula out there with my name on it.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is the only name on that formula!
Plankton: Not when I get through with it. Watch your fingers.
SpongeBob How could he? I've come so far! I won't let Mr. Krabs down now! Yeah! That's how we do things downtown! Whoo!
(Mr. Krabs arrives)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What is this? Some kind mutiny? Why aren't you flipping Patties for the big celebration? Time is money.
SpongeBob: It was so horrible, Mr. Krabs! I was trapped inside Plankton's evil machine. There was no bathroom in there!
Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about, lad?
SpongeBob: Well, Mr. Krabs, funny story, I thought I lost the Secret Formula.
Mr. Krabs: Lost the Secret Formula!!? I told you put it in the safe! This IS a mutiny!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I said I "thought" I lost the secret formula. But, I didn't. I DID put it in the safe. BBBut...I put...! I was 100% sure...I...(Crying) Oh, Mr. Krabs... I feel dizzy...I can't breathe...I can't feel my legs... Oh, wait! Here it is! (Laughs) It was in my back pocket the whole time!!
Mr. Krabs: Hey, that's me lottery ticket! Oops. I guess I never gave you the formula after all. (Laughs) Ah, here it is. It was in MY back pocket the whole time. (Laughs)
SpongeBob: YOUR back pocket...
Plankton: Ten years of frustration. Ten long years of chasing after the Formula. I almost had it that time, too! Oh the anguish. The humiliation! Arrgghhhhhh!... Well, I'll try again tomorrow.

DS Version

SpongeBob: Oh, Gary! I'm so excited! Tomorrow is the eleventy seventh anniversary of the Krusty Krab!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Plus, Mr. Krabs is letting me have the party at my place and letting me pay for it!
(Mr. Krabs arrives)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, look sharp me boy. Tomorrow is a big day...for Cashy. Think of all the Krabby Patties we'll sell! Now, how are those Krabby Patties made again? Let me check my secret formula.
SpongeBob: Uh, Mr. K? Shouldn't the secret formula be in a safe place or something?
Mr. Krabs: Good thinking, lad. You never know when Plankton's prying eye might be watching. Here, take the formula and put it somewhere safe.
SpongeBob: Aye, Aye, Mr. Krabs. I won't let you down. Hey, Patrick! What are you doing here?
Patrick: Mr. Krabs hired me as security for the big event.
SpongeBob: Great! You can help me guard the secret formula. Oh, no, Patrick! Where did I put the Formula? I can't remember!
Patrick: Did you look in your pocket?
SpongeBob: It's not there!
Patrick: Ooh, hey, hey, maybe it's in my pocket... Nope.
SpongeBob: Oh no, Patrick! I can feel my usual carefree and jovial attitude dissolving away.
Patrick: What does that mean?
SpongeBob: It means I'm sad. And when I'm sad I can't remember anything. Patrick, we need to find that Formula before you-know-who does. P-L-A-N-K-...
Plankton: T-O-N.
SpongeBob: Eeekk! Plankton! How long have you been there?
Plankton: Long enough to know you are in big trouble.
SpongeBob: Ugh! I was warned about that prying eye.
Plankton: Well, SpongeBob, seeing as we are friends...umm...acquaintances... um invertebrates. Anyways, it seems only right that I help you remember where you put the formula.
SpongeBob: Wait a minute! How do I know you're not just trying to get the Formula all for yourself?
Plankton: Uh, my honest face.
SpongeBob: What do you think, Officer Patrick?
Patrick: He looks clean to me.
SpongeBob: Okay, let's find that formula!
Plankton: This is like taking microscopic food particles from a paramecium. Okay, let's review. Shall we? Step one: Strap sleeping SpongeBob into Chair. Check. Step two: Shrink bots. Check. Step three: Do laundry. I mean, insert bots into brain. Check. Step four: Turn on remote. Check and double check. Now with this control I'll guide my previous Nanobots into SpongeBoob's tiny mind! Then, I will extract from his memory banks the precise location of the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! Okay, change of plans. I will now enter SpongeBob's brain and find the formula myself!
(Patrick arrives)
Patrick: What's wrong, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs asked me to put the Krabby Patty secret formula in a safe place. And now I can't remember where I put it!
Patrick: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, I'll find it. Must shake this horrible feeling of doom! Gotta concentrate and extract the precise location of the secret formula from my memory!
Plankton: That's what I'm talking about!
SpongeBob: Plankton? When did you come in?
Plankton: Well, I was just in the neighborhood and heard the screaming and I figured I'd better help! That's what friends do when they're friendly friends. Right, friendly friend?
SpongeBob: Friends!
Plankton: That's right, we're all friends. Now all of you have to do is remember where you put it.
SpongeBob: Remember where I put what?
Plankton: THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA YOU... Um...friend.
Patrick: So, the only way you're going to remember where you put the formula is if you're happy?
SpongeBob: That's my story.
Patrick: I know! Remember when we went jellyfishing? That made you happy? Jellyfish sure are pretty. I wonder what they taste like.
SpongeBob: Patrick! How could you think of eating those cute little creatures?
Patrick: I didn't My stomach did. Bad stomach!
SpongeBob: Wow Patrick, I feel happier already.
Plankton: We've struck a memory gusher! Let's dig deeper!
SpongeBob: Wow! Jellyfish Fields! Wow, I feel happier already.
Plankton: That's the spirit. Remember the pretty jellyfish. Then, the secret formula!
SpongeBob: Thanks. Hey, Plankton. What's that?
Plankton: Why, those are Happy Tokens! There's a happy bar at the bottom of the top screen. Fill the gauge to become SpongeBuff! Use SpongeBuff's super extraordinary muscle power! Once you get hit, you'll return back to normal spongy physique.
SpongeBob: What's that over there?
Plankton: That is a Hint Tiki! Give it a whack and find out what it has to say!
SpongeBob: Plankton! A robot!
Plankton: Hey, rust bucket! I didn't program you to be here!
SpongeBob: Wow, Plankton! Your very own robot! Can I play with it?
Plankton: Return to your post at once!
Spin Robot: INSTRUCTION REQUEST ...UNACCETABLE!
Plankton: What!?
Spin Robot: LANGUAGE PROCESSING ERROR. MUST DESTROY!
Plankton: SpongeBob! Do something!
SpongeBob: But it's your robot! This is fun, Plankton!
Plankton: Quick, SpongeBrat! Use your Hammer Attack to destroy this Spin Robot!
SpongeBob: Another robot! It's a different model!
Plankton: Agh, look out! This one fires projectiles, use your Spin Attack!
SpongeBob: Hey, another robot!
Plankton: It's got a hammer! Let's stay safe! Stand back and try a Punk Attack!
SpongeBob: Say, now that's a pretty picture!
Plankton: It's one of your memory fragments. HEY, NO STOPPING! GET THAT FORMULA! Er, I mean, allow me to kindly assist you...
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Is your brain thingy remembering anything?
SpongeBob: Look at that item! Too bad it's out of reach.
Plankton: Allow me, my friend!
Patrick: Just up ahead, we'll find lots of jellyfish! That'll help you get back your memories! This looks like a good spot for jellyfishing! Let's catch all the jellyfish we can!
SpongeBob: I'll give it a try! Here, jelly, jelly, jelly...
Patrick: Spin around to catch as many jellyfish as you can! Draw circles around SpongeBob with the stylus to make him spin and swing his net. Keep an eye on the Dizzy Gauge at the bottom. Don't let it fill up all the way! Catch the pink ones to get 10 points! The blue ones are worth 50! Don't let the jellyfish sting you or you'll lose 5 points. Don't catch jellyfish when the big scary one is nearby! Trust me! He'll give you the zapping of a lifetime! I'm going to catch jellyfish, too! Don't get mad if I bump into you and make you lose points, okay? You did it, SpongeBob! You caught a lot of them!
SpongeBob: It's just something that's in my pores, I guess.
Patrick: Found something, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Hold on! That's one of my memories!
Plankton: Your memory?
SpongeBob: Yup! I was happy, it just popped out!
Plankton: So we get back all your crummy memories? And you remember where you put the secret formula!?
SpongeBob: Yeah! Then we'll make sure the Krusty Krab celebration is a success!
Plankton Oh, yeah. I'm sure it will be a real big success... FOR PLANKTON! Mwaaahaaaa! You're not tiring out on me, are you SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Me? Tired?
Plankton: If you get tired, go to the 2nd floor and save the game. Save your game at the bed any time!
SpongeBob: Right! Better save so I don't lose any of the memories I get back! Thanks for the romp down memory boulevard. But I still can't remember where I put the formula!
(Sandy arrives)
Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob! Howdy, Patrick! Oh, it's you, Plankton.
Plankton: Hello, Squirrel.
SpongeBob: Hi, Sandy.
Sandy: Dang, SpongeBob. You look lower than a sea-worm's hind quarters.
Patrick: He lost the Krabby Patty secret formula. Now he's sad and can't remember where he put the formula. It's a vicious cycle.
Sandy: Makin' SpongeBob happy? That shouldn't be too hard. Hmm. Let's see... Shazzaam! How about when we first met, SpongeBob?
Patrick: Oh SpongeBob. Got those happy memories back? Let's see. You like jellyfishing, riding jellyfish hooks, and... Um...lots of stuff. Remember the invisible paint! That was the best prank ever! Until Mr. Krabs found out. Remember that party we had at your house. That was duper-great!
SpongeBob: Oh, boy! A sales fish! Hey, how long you been in my house?
Sales Fish: I can see you're a sponge who likes quality products.
SpongeBob: Well, um, I guess. But right now, I'm broke until my next paycheck.
Sales Fish: No, I only take Happy Points! Get Happy Points and let's make some trades!
SpongeBob: Trade my Happy Tokens?
Sales Fish: Don't worry. Using your Happy Points won't make you lose happiness.
Sandy: Come on over, SpongeBob! Texas tea and cookies'll get yer memories back! We had more fun than a mongoose in a pickle barrel.
SpongeBob: We sure did, Sandy.
Plankton: Come on, secret formula. Come to, papa! Um, I mean, let's get some happy memories!
Sandy: Say, SpongeBob. Did you get your memories back? Not much further to my treedome, SpongeBob! Tough it out to the end! Almost home. Wait, over there! I told you we'd make it!
Plankton: Isn't this another of your memories, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Really! Come on, Sandy! Whoa! That's a nifty little robot! Is he a friend of yours, Sandy?
Plankton: Uh, oh. It's one of my greatest robotic creations!
Sandy: Your robot, huh? What kind of newfangled technology you got in that thing?
Plankton: Do something! It's coming this way, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: I'll handle this! Stand back, Sandy!
Sandy: Wow! Keep this up, and you'll remember where you left the formula!
SpongeBob: Hey I remember! We used to practice karate all day!
Plankton: This kid better get happy soon or I'm gonna karate him. Um, come on, SpongePal, we don't want to let Mr. Krabs down now, do we?
Sandy: Yee Haw! That ugly old clam was really asking for it!
SpongeBob: Yeah and I gave it to him karate-style. But I still can't remember where I put the formula. Mr. Krabs is going to be so disappointed!
(Squidward arrives)
Squidward: I can hear your loud annoying sobbing from my kitchen, SpongeBob. How can I practice my clarinet wen all I hear is YOU??
SpongeBob: Everyone is trying to cheer me up so I can remember where I put the Krabby Patty formula. And so far I can't remember!
Squidward: I don't even want to know. But if it will keep you from crying... How about the time I put on a talent show at the Krusty Krab? I was the toast of Bikini Bottom.
Sales Fish: Take a look at what I've got just for you and your Happy Tokens!
Sandy: One time you and Patrick snuck onboard my rocket and blasted off. Things got crazier than a bull on a surfboard that time before I hibernated. Whenever I get homesick, I throw a Texas-style barbeque! I like inventing things!
Squidward: The longer this takes, the less time I have to work on my dancing. How about the time I put on a talent show at the Krusty Krab? I was the toast of Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob: Wow, what a night was. Everyone was so full of raw talent.
Squidward: More like raw sewage. Gee, SpongeBob. Still haven't got your memories back, huh? The talent show is about to start! You'd better hurry to the Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob: Phew! We made it to the Krusty Krab!
Plankton: Come on and keep moving! It's already starting!
Squidward: You'd think people would would have a bit more respect for modern dance. Tomatoes hurt! SpongeBob! You're a born mopper. You really know how to clean up!
SpongeBob: That's a great idea! You dance and leave the moppin' 'n boppin' to me!
Squidward: This is absurd! The crowd throws tomatoes in rhythm with the song. SpongeBob! Follow the beat and tap the tomatoes with the stylus. The better your timing, the more points you get. Miss and you lose 10 points! For sticky messes, try rubbing them clean with the stylus.
SpongeBob: Thanks for all the support you guys!
Plankton: Looks like we got another of SpongeBob's memories back!
SpongeBob: That Dancing Bubble routine always makes me cry!
Squidward: No SpongeBob! This is supposed to make you happy, not sad.
Plankton: Nice going, Squidiot. Remember SpongeBob; happiness equals secret formula.
SpongeBob: Thanks for trying to cheer me up, Patrick. But I still can't remember!
Patrick: Oh wait! How about the time we stayed the fight to get you into the Salty Spitoon?
Sales Fish: Take a look at what I've got just for you and your Happy Tokens!
Patrick: How 'bout stopping by the Salty Spitoon? Just watch your step. It can get rough there!
Squidward: Would you hurry it up and find that formula? I remember when you were a waiter that time we turned the Krusty krab into a fine restaurant. Don't think you're going to get me to go jellyfishing again anytime soon! You know my happiest memories? Of course you don't. 'Cause you weren't there!
Patrick: That sure was fun, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Yeah, Patrick. You were great in that pretend fight. Oh, Patrick! This IS fun. Haha! Remember when I said, "You're going down, tubby"!
Patrick: Tubby?? TUBBY!!
SpongeBob: Patrick? Where are you going? Uh, oh. This is swell, Patrick. You were great in that pretend fight.
Patrick: Uhh...What fight?
SpongeBob: I know I'll remember what I did with the secret formula!
Plankton: Okay, let's go back home. You'd better remember quick. All right. Enough of this! Where's the secret formula!?
SpongeBob: Well, it could be...
Plankton: Yes??
SpongeBob: Maybe it's...umm...
Plankton: Spit it out, you square-brained twit.
SpongeBob: Nooo, I don't know! Uh, I am a weenie and Mr. Krabs is going to fire me twice.
Sandy: Don't worry! We'll make you so happy you'll remember the Alamo.
SpongeBob: You guys are the best friends a depressed sponge could ever have. I LOVE YOU, GUYS!
Squidward: Oh, give me a break.
Plankton: I concur.
(Mr. Krabs arrives)
Mr. Krabs: Jiggle-me-handles, SpongeBob. Are you starting the party, without me?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I have terrible news. Oh, how do I put this? Whaaaaa!!!
Patrick: We're trying to cheer SpongeBob up to jog his memory. Capice?
Mr. Krabs: Don't worry lad, we'll get you happy again. Hey! Wat about when I hired you as my fry cook? There you are, me lad! How 'bout entering the Fry Cook Games"?
Squidward: Was destroying my home and driving me crazy a happy memory for you, SpongeBob? Would you hurry up and find that formula? Don't tink you're going to get me to go jellyfiishing again anytime soon?
Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, lad, we'll get your happy again. Surely, you must remember the time I hired you as me fry cook?
SpongeBob: Do I ever! It's my life's work.
Mr. Krabs: Aye, ya still have a ways to go, lad. Yer just gettin' yet feet wet. The Fast Food Coliseum is just up ahead. Hurry up and show everyone what you're made of! Made it! The Fast Food Coliseum! Listen up. It's time for you to show this crowd what a Krusty Krab cook is made of.
Patrick: Today, we settle it.
SponegBob: If that's what you want. You got pit, Pinky.
Mr. Krabs: Avoid the hazards as you race from start to finish! Draw circles clockwise around SpongeBob with stylus to speed up! Draw counter-clockwise circles to slow down. The gauge at the bottom shows your speed. Use good timing and tap the circle to jump over the hurdles! Uh, oh! The fry vat vault! Hold the stylus down on the circle when the circle and icon overlap. Watch the bar on the left fill up as SpongeBob pole vaults. Don't wait until the bar is 100% full. Once the bar crosses the mark, release the stylus. The ketchup power lift! Tap the screen to make the left gauge fill up! Beat Patrick to the finish line and win the Fryathon for the Krusty Krab!
Patrick: You beat me, SpongeBob! You're the world's greatest fry cook!
Plankton: And now your memories are all back and you remember where the formula is, right?
SpongeBob: Sorry, Plankton. It's still not coming back to me, yet.
Plankton: Come on, square-head! Think! Where did you put that blasted formula!? All these great memories are starting to help me remember. The formula could be in the...well, hold on, maybe it's in the... or maybe I...WHAAA!!!
Squidward: This is not getting closer to my goal of you shutting up. Wait. There was a certain jolly fellow that you and I had the pleasure of meeting.
SpongeBob: You don't mean...Da...
Squidward: Um, no. You met him after you decorating my house, and kept me up all night with caroling.
SpongeBob: Oh! Santa Claus!
Mr. Krabs: That calm fishing trip was something else, lad. Hearly, cost me my millionth dollar! Aye! We should go on another treasure hunt for some billion! And I don't mean no soup!
Squidward: If you want to meet Santa, you better hurry. He's got things to do too, you know!
SpongeBob: Santa! He had a little round belly and it shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly.
Squidward: All thanks to moi... Oh, never mind. The sooner you remember where that formula is the sooner I can forget about YOU. Now, what? Hey, Santa's still down the path waiting for you! You can go up ahead to meet Santa, SpongeBob! If I don't get out of here, I'll freeze!
SpongeBob: Squidward, how much longer before we met Santa Claus?
Squidward: A little bit further, I guess.
SpongeBob: Wow! This is so much fun! I can hardly contain myself.
Squidward: Just hurry up and remember where you put the formula!
Plankton: Look out! It's another one of my brilliant creations!
SpongeBob: What will we do? We can't meet Santa Claus!
Squidward: I'll go ahead and call Santa for you. You do something with this guy.
SpongeBob: Squidward! Tell Santa I'll be late! Okay. Just like Squidward says Gotta do something with this robot.
Squidward: Looks like you destroyed the evil robot. Such a good boy, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Santa Claus! I never thought I'd get a chance to meet you.
Squidward: You seem a little down. I know it's not Christmas, but I came here just to see you.
SpongeBob: Are you coming to Bikini Bottom this Christmas?
Squidward: What?! Oh, yes of course. Well, maybe not the year. Someday again though.
SpongeBob: Wow! I'll be waiting!
Plankton: I've got a yuletide wish I wish you idiots would just focus on the formula!
SpongeBob: Hey everybody, I think I'm beginning to remember where the formula is! It's... in... Bikini Bottom... Somewhere, I'm still too sad to remember anything. I need more happy! Stat!
Patrick: Hmm...remember when we helped Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy come out of retirement!? I know! Who are your favorite superheroes? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy reunite! Wow! That's my favorite memory so far!
Patrick: Sure is a deep cave. Looks like it might take a while to find the lair. We're almost there, SpongeBob! We can ride their invisible boatmobile! We're here, SpongeBob! Let's meet Barnacle Boy and Mermaid Man!
Barnacle Boy: Holy sea horses! It's that sponge again! Probably wants an autograph.
SpongeBob: Hello, Mermaid Man! Barnacle Boy!
Mermaid Man: What's a matter? You look a little down. Evil been bugging you?
Patrick: Nah, he just lost the secret formula! We need to cheer him up!
Barnacle Boy: Go home now! Evil is coming to attack!
Mermaid Man: What? You mean, real bad guys?
Patrick: Hey, SponegBob! Maybe you should help fight evil, too!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you're a genius! To turn their respect, I need to show what I'm made of!
Patrick: Uh, oh. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch enemies! Blast them with Waterballs! Slide the stylus fom SpongeBob to aim. Then, release to launch a water ball! Defeat Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble to earn 20 points. Others are worth 10 points. Be careful not to hit Mermaid Man or Barnacle Boy! You'll lose 5 points if you hit them. You can get a power-up that stops enemies from moving if you defeat Man Ray or the Dirty Bubble. Then, tap the clock at the top of the Touch Screen to make everyone stop in their tracks!
Barnacle Boy: Looks like you've got more in those pores just than air, sonny.
Mermaid Man: I'd invite you to a hero's glass of prune juice, but the doc says no liquids after 5.
SpongeBob: Thanks to you guys, I feel a lot better!
Plankton: YES! Another memory! It won't be long now!
SpongeBob: This is so much fun! Nothing better than face-time with my friends. Eh, Squiddy?
Squidward: Oh, sure. There's nothing like a trip down Memory Lane.
SpongeBob: Squidward! Remember your first Krabby Patty? You know with that new Patty smell?
Squidward: Krabby Patty, I never realized what I was missing.
SpongeBob: Yeah. First you said you'd never try one, but then you ate so many you almost burst. Wait, you did burst. If I can only get as happy as you did when you first bit into that hot, juicy, savory Patty... The crisp lettuce...the tangy pickles...the pillow-soft bun...
Squidward: WHHHAAA!!
SpongeBob: Gasp! Squidward! I think I remember where I put the Secret Formula!
Plankton: Hey, you're still alive!
Squidward: Mmmm. Krabby Patty was scrumptious. Too bad you can't remember. Hey, no formula! No more flipping Krabby Patties!
SpongeBob: I'm so close to remember where I put the formula but I'm still not happy enough. someone get me another dose of extra-happy goodness! I'll remember what I did with that secret formula! I can almost remember where I put the secret formula. I haven't been this worried since I worked the 24-hour shift and took out the trash...
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher. Ahhhh...
Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhh.
Squidward: Patrick! You weren't even there!
SpongeBob: Don't forget, Squidward, we did get the privilege of working 24-hours at the Krusty Krab.
Sandy: Things got crazier than a bull on a surfboard that time before I hibernated.
Mr. Krabs: Hash Slinging Slasher? No problem as long as he can pay cash. You guys really took care of business.
Squidward: My tentacles still hurt.
SpongeBob: It sure was scary, but we pulled through. That was one of my best memories!
Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab is still further out yonder. Hope you have energy left over! We should be getting close to the Krusty Krab. Plenty of work to do!
Squidward: What's going on!? The Krusty Krab is supposed to be closed now.
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! You two guys are going to take the night shift.
SpongeBob: REALLY! You mean work all night? Aye, aye, Captain! SpongeBob here! Ready for duty!
Squidward: Oh, no! I'm not putting up with this!
SpongeBob: FIRE UP THE GREASE! MAN THE GREASE! Leave no fry behind!
Mr. Krabs: Burger toppings come down the conveyer belt. Use the stylus to slide them to onto the bun. Follow the example in the top screen and the same order. Use the lever in the upper right of the Touch Screen to make the belt speed up or slow down. Some customers ask for the 'house special.' Create any burger you want! Don't let the countdown reach O. customers become impatient and you'll lose points. The game is over if all customers turn angry. Get enough points to win the game. But look out for meddlesome characters. Jellyfish will be on the conveger. Toss them into the bin on the right of the screen. If you miss them, they'll zap the belt and cause it to shut down. Some customers may try to sneak a topping! Tap them with the stylus to make them step back. Some may even try turning off the lights, making them hard to see. All right! Let's get to work and bring in the money! Good work, SpongeBob. Thanks to you, we made a bundle! By "we", I mean I.
SpongeBob: It sure was fun, Mr. Krabs! Good thing the Hash Slinging Slasher wasn't around.
Squidward: I can actually do without all of these memories, myself.
Mr. Krabs: Aye, I knew your memories would come back, lad!
Sandy: Well, SpongeBob, do you remember where the formula is yet?
SpongeBob: Not yet. But I'm pretty sure it's somewhere I go all the time and a place I love to be.
Sandy: Well, I know a place you love to be. A little place called Karatetown.
SpongeBob: Karatetown? Hmm....
Sandy: How 'bout we go on down to the karate dojo? Unless you're chicken?
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! Just get a big pile of money, and roll around til ya pass out!
SpongeBob: Maybe I left the secret formula in Karatetown? After all, I sure like karate!
Sandy: Remember when we used to practice all day?
SpongeBob: How course! How could I forget!
Sandy: Looks like you still haven't found the best karate place ever. SpongeBob! You make sure you head on up to that karate place up ahead, sometime! You can practice all the karate you want over here. All ready, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Of course, Sandy! Wow! Look what just showed up. Robot, do you want to play karate with us.
Plankton: He doesn't want to play! That's one of my creations!
Sandy: This will be a good warm-up for you. Good luck, SpongeBob!!
SpongeBob: Gee, thanks Sandy. Okay, robot. Let's see what you're made of!
Sandy: That was some karate exhibition you put on, SpongeBob!
Plankton: Another memory. Another step closer to the secret formula!
SpongeBob: Next time, I'll have to show you my Sponge-Kick Sandwich!
Sandy: Well, I'll show you the Sandy Cheeks Chop Shop.
Plankton: Just find the formula, SpongeBob! I'm running out of patience!
SpongeBob: I remember, Patrick! The formula is in the Krusty Krab! I'm 99.9% sure of it!
Patrick: Really?? 99.9% that's um...
SpongeBob: It's .1% from being 100% sure! Oh, only that .1% happens all the time, Patrick!
Patrick: Don't worry! If it's in the Krusty Krab, you can find it!
SpongeBob: Oh, but it could be anywhere in the Krusty Krab.
Patrick: Well, you've just have to remember every Krusty Krab memory you've ever had, SpongeBob! Allow me to jour your Krusty Krab memories and you'll remember where the formula is, for sure!
SpongeBob: Krusty Krab! So many happy memories!
Patrick: Well, let's go there and get all of your memory back!
SpongeBob: Good idea, Patrick!
Plankton: Curses!
Patrick: The Krusty Krab seems so big today. You'll have to explore all over. The kitchen is up ahead! Birthplace of the Krabby Patty! SpongeBob! You must remember all kinds of neat stuff by now!
SpongeBob: Right, Patrick! So many memories from the Krusty Krab! There was so much drama in the kitchen.
Patrick: Say, SpongeBob. Are they employees at the Krusty Krab, too?
SpongeBob: You mean them? Agh! Robots stealing Krabby Patties! We gotta stop 'em!
Patrick: Hurry! Make them go away! We've got to protect the Krabby Patties!
SpongeBob: Exactly, Patrick! Any robot who wants a Krabby Patties has to come through us!
Patrick: Uh, oh! Nanobots are after the Krabby Patties! Use a hammer to swat them away! Tap the screen with the stylus to give them a smack. You'll lose points if they escape with a Krabby Patty. Thee are 3 kinds of nano-bots. Some require more hits than others. The more hits you land, the more points you can get. Robots that take more than one hit will be stopped after you hit them. During that time, try to strike the robots that are still moving! It's up to you to save the Krabby Patties!
SpongeBob: We did it! The Krabby Patties are saved!
Patrick: Thanks to you, SpongeBob! Now, maybe you can remember where the formula is!
Plankton: Yeah! A new memory! Now, let's go get that formula!
SpongeBob: Ugh!!
Patrick: What's wrong, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: I remember! I know where I left the secret formula!
Plankton: SpongeBob! Where's the formula?
SpongeBob: It's inside the Krusty Krab. I'm 100% positive!
Plankton: Krusty Krab? You already searched every nook and cranny! Where else could it be in there?
SpongeBob: Don't worry. I know where the formula is in there somewhere!
Plankton: Er...lead the way. Just tell me where the formula is.
SpongeBob: Gee, Plankton! Why spoil all the fun? Come on, let's go! Oh! I got it, I got it, I GOT IT! Of course! Now, I remember! It's HERE!
Plankton: Here? Mr. Krabs' Office?
SpongeBob: I put the formula in the safe. After all, Mr. Krabs told me to put it somewhere safe. I'm so happy! Let's open her up, guys! Hey? Where are we?
Plankton: Haha, Spongefool! You've succeeded in leading me directly to the secret formula! And now that I know the location, your beloved Krusty Krab is doomed!! And all before lunchtime!
SpongeBob: W-W-W-WHAAT?!?!?
Plankton: Ah my brilliance has struck you speechless. I think the words you're searching for the... Plankton you're a genius.' So long, chumps. There's a secret formula out there with my name on it.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is the only name on that formula!
Plankton: Not when I get through with it. Watch your fingers.
SpongeBob: That does it! I've come this far. I won't let Mr. Krabs down now! AGGGHHH!!!!! Yeah! That's how we do things downtown! Whoo! Mr. Krabs! Everyone!
Mr. Krabs: What is this? Some kind mutiny? Why aren't you flipping Patties for the big celebration?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! It was so horrible. I was trapped inside Plankton's evil machine! You were there, Mr. Krabs! And Patrick was there too! So were Sandy and Squidward!
Squidward: Leave me out of it.
Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about, lad? What kind of crazy calamity have you been up to this time?
SpongeBob: Well, Mr. Krabs. I thought I lost the Secret Formula.
Mr. Krabs: Lost the Secret Formula! I told you put it in the safe! This us a mutiny!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I said I "thought" I lost the secret formula. But I DID put it in the safe. I'm 100% sure!
Mr. Krabs: It's NOT in the safe, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: I put it... 100% sure... Oh, I feel dizzy... Oh, wait! Here it is! It was in my back pocket the whole time! OH, NO!
Mr. Krabs: My lottery ticket! I guess I never gave you the formula after all. Ah, here it is. It was in MY back pocket the whole time.
SpongeBob: Ha, ha!! That's funny!
Plankton: Ten long years of chasing after that Formula! The frustration! The anguish and humiliation! Oh, well. I'll try again tomorrow.
Barnacle Boy: Did you ever give back the magic conch! That's not a TOY!
Mermaid Man: Gosh. I know I parked the invisible boatmobile around here somewhere.
Barnacle Boy: Hey, kid! Don't go messing around the Mermalair. You might let Man Ray loose.
Mermaid Man: Why not make another Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie? Can you direct.