The Cosmic Shake/transcript

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This article is the transcript for cutscenes of the video game The Cosmic Shake, which was released on January 31, 2023.

Bikini Bottom 1

SpongeBob: Good morning, Care-Bear!
[Gary and Spot eating garbage.]
SpongeBob: I'm glad to see you and Spot doing something for the environment. It's not a waste of you don't waste it. [laughs]

Squidward: No, no, no! Not you, not today! This day will be all about relaxation and inspiration. I am not to be disturbed on my precious day off! I will spend it with the love of my life: myself. And my art, of course.
SpongeBob: Sounds fun can I help?
Squidward: For this, I need you to get something very important for me: go away!

Patrick: Come back after my alarm goes off. I'm on a tight beauty sleep schedule!

Karen: I wouldn't bother going that way if I were you, SpongeBob. Big traffic jam blocking the road up ahead.
SpongeBob: What? Then how is everyone enjoying food at the Krusty Krab?
Karen: They aren't. See for yourself.
News Reporter: I'm stuck here with the owners of rivaling restaurants, the Chum Bucket and Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Seems like the perfect opportunity to start a documentary about Bikini Bottom's best restaurant! [laughs]
Plankton: Good idea! A movie about how delicious the Chum Bucket is would rake in millions.
Mr. Krabs: Eh, you know I meant the Krusty Krab! Nobody goes to the Chum Bucket... unless it's to ask for directions away from it!

SpongeBob: Good morning, best friend! Are you ready for a glovely adventure? [Laughs]

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. What does it mean when it says: "Only those of innocent heart may harness the power of the Mermaid Tears"?
SpongeBob: I guess it means I was destined to find this bubble soap.
Patrick: Hey, wait! It also says: "Property of King Neptune. Not for use by mortals. Use sparingly and with caution!".
SpongeBob and Patrick: Uh-oh.
Crowd: [screams in Terror]

SpongeBob: After today, there's only one thing I could wish for and that is...
Patrick Star: [comes falling in and is now back to normal] That was fun! I wish we could do it all over again!
King Neptune, SpongeBob, and Squidward: Patrick, no!