User:(Patrick Star)

That's me, Patrick. Aren't I handsome? Well, aren't I?

Hello, land creatures. I am Patrick. I'm a starfish.

I live in Bikini Bottom with my best friend, Spongebob. I'm his neighbor and I...I...I...I forgot what I was typing about.

Anyways, I have come to contribute to your thing called a "Wiki."

-Patrick

P.S. Oh yeah, and be sure to ask me questions on my talk page. I'll be happy to answer.