ESB Heart Attack

What is ESB Heart Attack?

ESB Heart Attack is the current ESB Show that I'm working on. This is the first ESB Show I've ever written, please trust me, I'm not lying as I definitely haven't created several ESB shows before which I deeply regret creating. Anyways this show is a crappost, please don't think it's a serious writing attempt from me because the show is ultimately a joke (just like me). The show itself consists of AnotherHorribleDay, our beloved narrator inviting a few people to be on a show to become beloved actors. They all will reside in Bikini Bottom, more specifically Sandy's Treedome. It's winter currently so Sandy is hibernating which allows our main cast to freely roam around her treedome. I can assure you that they will get into some wacky adventures, but keep in mind that the episodes are all comically short. You may be wondering what my show has to do with heart attacks, well let me tell you that I didn't actually come up with the show name.

Can I sign up for the show?

I've actually written 12 episodes of this show before creating this page. It's too late to sign up for the show, but as for appearing... well you can appear in the show. If you want to appear in my show, you need to sign this contract. Once you sign, I'll let you appear in an episode or two. You also can ask me to give you a nickname for you in the show, after all most of the characters use nicknames in this show.