User:Hwhouston517
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Editor and commenter sometimes (it depends on my mood) and #1 Ink Lemonade hater.
Season Rankings:
3>>>>>>2>1>>>>>4>9B>>5>>>10>>>>>>11>>>>>>>>9A>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>8>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>6>>>>>7
Favorite Characters:
Favorite Writer: Mr. Lawrence
Favorite Voice Actor: Also Mr. Lawrence
Favorite Episode: Frankendoodle
Least Favorite Episodes:
| Rank | Name | Season | Thoughts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | "Ink Lemonade" | 11 | A.k.a. "Pre-Movie Patrick Returns!" |
| 2 | "Squid Baby" | 9 | Is... is this a fetish? |
| 3 | "Are You Happy Now?" | 8 | No, you gave me back my depression. |
| 4 | "SpongeBob You're Fired" | 9 | "'Cause this is filler... nothing else, it's a 22 min episode and we do not have enough." |
| 5 | "A Pal For Gary" | 7 | This episode I remember I couldn't watch because there was a storm and we had satellite TV then. Mother Nature saved me from an abysmal episode (I guess). |
| 6 | "Choir Boys" | 6 | The worst "Hey Patrick, let's annoy Squidward for no reason" episode, and the most frustrating episode. |
| 7 | "Fungus Among Us" | 5 | The worse, more disgusting and under-hated version of the Splinter. |
| 8 | "Someone's in the Kitchen With Sandy" | 7 | This episode is INFURIATING in sooo many ways. Why does Sandy take off her fur to shower? Since when was public nudity in Bikini Bottom wrong, especially since like half the fish are at least half naked. Am I missing something here? |
| 9 | "Pet Sitter Pat" | 8 | Frustrating. Just frustrating, I guess. |
| 10 | "The Splinter" | 6 | Disgusting. Just disgusting, I guess. |
| 11 | "Face Freeze" | 7 | Not only were faces frozen, but the humor was raw and futile. |
| 12 | "Demolition Dufus" | 7 | Demolition Dufus? More like "De-writers a Dufus." That joke went way better in my head. |
| 13 | "Big Sister Sam" | 7 | Frustrating. I always pretend this episode never existed because Patrick clearly said he doesn't have a sister in season 2. |
| 14 | "New Fish in Town" | 7 | New Fish in Town? More like "New S*** in Town!" I'll see myself out now. |
| 15 | "Spongehenge" | 5 | As PieGuy said, the most un-Spongebob episode there is. |
| 16 | "Truth or Square" | 6 | Don't hate it nearly as much as other people hate it, but it's still trash. Misleading trash. |
| 17 | "The Thing" | 4 | By far the most underhated episode. Also fustrating. |
| 18 | "Atlantis Squarepantis" | 5 | Don't you find it a little ironic that David Bowie guest stars in a MUSICAL episode that he doesn't even sing? |
| 19 | "A Friendly Game" | 8 | Maybe worst case of post--movie Patrick. |
| 20 | "One Coarse Meal" | 7 | Overhated in general, but really? |
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Favorite Quote: "Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end." - Patrick Star
Favorite Song: "This Grill is Not a Home" or "Gary Come Home"
My episode ideas -
Kitchen Karate - Upon finding out that Spongebob is better at her than something, Sandy decides to compete with Spongebob for fry cook at the Krusty Krab.
Squidworld - Feeling underappreciated, Squidward travels back in time to alter the past to make himself famous, but the ancestors of Spongebob and Patrick foil his plans.
Plankton the Dream Wizard - Plankton invents a device that allows him to interfere with the dreams of others, in attempt to find out the secret formula. (Sequel to Sleepy Time)
Spongeblob - Spongebob can suspect nobody when he befriends a rare jellyfish that can take form of other fish.
Teadome - Sandy starts a business selling Tea at her treedome, but it starts a heated rivalry with the Krusty Krab, who also recently began selling tea.
Puff's Date - Spongebob sets Mrs. Puff up on a dating app.
Heavy Lifting - Spongebob must go through hardcore training from Sandy when he accidentally challenges Larry the Lobster to a weight-lifting challenge.
A Sticky Situation - Spongebob accidentally glues his mouth shut with rotten lipstick and learn how to communicate with others.
The Squidtastrophe - Squidward and Squilliam switch lives to see if Squidward can sustain being famous.
Ghost Plankton - The Flying Dutchman turns Plankton into a ghost, but it makes him more powerful than he imagined.
BlackJack Returns - After a fight, BlackJack wants revenge on Spongebob and teams up with Plankton to steal the formula.
Detention - (A Spongebob parody of the Breakfast Club.) Spongebob gets detention in boating school and meets different students that have different personalities. (also the return of Flats the Flounder)
Krusty Klarinet - Squidward must pose as a famous Clarinet player when his dad visits. (simular formula to Squiliam Returns)