funnie ratings for ESB shows (this will get updated whenever I read an episode)
Season 1 (ESB Underwater) - Great (9/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
To the Ocean!
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 2
|
The Retrieval of the Spatula
|
Poor (4/13)
|
| 3
|
Burgers for Bubble Bass
|
Meh (6/13)
|
| 4
|
Scavenger ESB
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 5
|
Laundrystopsfishing
|
Bad (3/13)
|
| 6
|
ESB Acres
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 7
|
Digging for Davy
|
Decent (7/13)
|
| 8
|
ESB Gets Malled
|
Bad (3/13)
|
| 9
|
Tars
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 10
|
Truth or Chair
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 11
|
The Formula Snatchers
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 12
|
Chow the Chum
|
Poor (4/13)
|
| 13
|
Race to the Lair
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 14
|
Goo Big or Goo Home
|
Meh (6/13)
|
| 15
|
ESB's Got Talent
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 16
|
Tanksgiving
|
Decent (7/13)
|
| 17
|
Super Soap
|
Amazing (12/13)
|
| 18
|
Gobble Up, Goobers!
|
Weak (5/13)
|
| 19
|
Race Around Bikini Bottom
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 20
|
ESB Rehydrated
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 21
|
Fisherman V: Starring ESB
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 22
|
Cuffed!
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 23
|
ESBU Quiz
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 24
|
Hotel Losers
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 25
|
ESB You're Hired
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 26
|
Rated Arr!
|
Amazing (12/13)
|
| 27
|
The Glove Games
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 28
|
The Dangerous Journey to the Cyclops' Shop
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 29
|
It's Finale Time!
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 30
|
ESB Underwater Reunion
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
Ranking
Season 2 (ESB Educational Television) - Superb (11/13) (so far)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 31
|
From Swimming to Schooling
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 32
|
Morning Rush
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 33
|
ESB Underfire
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 34
|
When Art Meets ESB
|
Amazing (12/13)
|
| 35
|
From Easy to Hard to Insanely Ridiculous!
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 36
|
Hungry Hungry Hilarity
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 37
|
I Hate You to the Moon and Back
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 38
|
Stop the Laundry
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 39
|
Rug N' Roll
|
Superb (11/13)
|
Ranking
Season Ranking
UserBob WikiPants - Superb (11/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Patties Wanted
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 2
|
Rock Bottom Breakout
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 3
|
Prehibernation Day
|
Amazing (12/13)
|
| 4
|
The UserBob Games
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 5
|
UserBob Training Video
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 6
|
Clam Calamity
|
Amazing (12/13)
|
| 7
|
Dunces and Rats
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 8
|
The Legend of Bruh-Kini Bottom
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 9
|
Chumps Ahoy
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 10
|
To Save a Cmc
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 11
|
Ratlantis WikiPantis: Part One
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 12
|
Ratlantis WikiPants: Part Two
|
Amazing (12/13)
|
Ranking
The E Games - Great (9/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
ESB Lodgers
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 2
|
The Ratering
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 3
|
Don't Feed the Monsters
|
Meh (6/13)
|
| 4
|
The Sewers of ESB
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 5
|
Admin for a Day
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 6
|
Dportu Plague
|
Decent (7/13)
|
| 7
|
CopyBob ESBPants
|
Great (9/13)
|
Ranking
ESBrawl to the Finish - Good (8/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Beginning Brawl
|
Decent (7/13)
|
| 2
|
Mugged!
|
Bad (3/13)
|
| 3
|
A Sand Hassle
|
Weak (5/13)
|
| 4
|
How Salty Spitoon of You!
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 5
|
Concessionaire Contest
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 6
|
Stand a Chance
|
Weak (5/13)
|
| 7
|
Ready, Sleddy, Go
|
Poor (4/13)
|
| 8
|
E Plague
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 9
|
Brawl of the Chat
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 10
|
Finding the Booty
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 11
|
Glove and Lock
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 12
|
Defiled Rest-er-erooms
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 13
|
Host for a Day
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 14
|
Wheel of Misfortune
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 15
|
ESGlitch to the Finish
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 16
|
Soul Reason
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 17
|
Go to the Polls
|
Good (8/13)
|
Ranking
ESB Buddies - Terrific (10/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Your Apartment, My Complex
|
Decent (7/13)
|
| 2
|
A Splintering Problem
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 3
|
The Bad, The Really Bad, and The Extra Bad
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 4
|
What the Shark?
|
Amazing (12/13)
|
| 5
|
The Doctor's Here
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 6
|
Robot to Robot
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 7
|
There's a Guy Beside Me!
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 8
|
Christmas Opinions
|
Amazing (12/13)
|
| 9
|
Not 0nlinejoe
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 10a
|
The Complex Party
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 10b
|
A Week Without E
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 11
|
Pomelo Gets Locked Up!
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 12
|
Dededeleting Frenzy
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 13
|
E Plague
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
Ranking
ESB Buddies Shorts - Great (9/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
A Dreamy Alternate Universe
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 2
|
An Ok Bet
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 3
|
Comed-E
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 4
|
An Explanation Worth $500,000
|
Decent (7/13)
|
| 5
|
Handshake Fanatic
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 6
|
Edits on the Third Floor
|
Great (9/13)
|
Ranking
- Edits on the Third Floor
- A Dreamy Alternate Universe
- Handshake Fanatic
- An Ok Bet
- Comed-E
- An Explanation Worth $500,000
ESB Meets ESB - Terrific (10/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Logging In
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 2
|
10,000 Edits
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 3
|
Creating a Page
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 4
|
Block Review
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 5
|
There Appears to Be a Bit of Swelling
|
Decent (7/13)
|
| 6
|
ESB 2.0 Training Video
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 7
|
ScumBob Wiki Crossover Special
|
Amazing (12/13)
|
| 8
|
Manual of Style
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 9
|
No Drama Allowed
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 10
|
Competitors
|
Superb (11/13)
|
| 11
|
Underage Alert! Part One
|
Amazing (12/13)
|
| 12
|
Underage Alert! Part Two
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 13
|
Users vs. Incidental 73
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 14
|
Mods Needed
|
Superb (11/13)
|
Ranking
ESB Gamer Moments - Great (9/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Welcome to Bikini Bottom
|
Decent (7/13)
|
| 2
|
Krabby Kontest
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 3
|
Wanted!
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 4
|
Jelly Lodgers
|
Great (9/13)
|
Ranking
Apocalypse ESB - Great (9/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Aviator
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 2
|
Escaping the Barrel
|
Great (9/13)
|
Ranking
ESB Robot Battle - Good (8/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Robotic Pilot
|
Meh (6/13)
|
| 2
|
The Year Battle
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 3
|
Saxophone Rocket
|
Great (9/13)
|
Ranking
NOTE: THIS SHOW HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED
Camp Wumbo - Terrific (10/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Krappy Kontestants
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 2
|
Camp Wumbo Training Video
|
Superb (11/13)
|
Ranking
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Not So Wacky Campers
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 2
|
The Vore Episode
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
Ranking
NOTE: THESE SHOWS ARE RATED IRONICALLY, SO DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
ESB fjchdsj:j+j:n+h:n:nbh&\&ukh - Wow! My epidermis! (14/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Hunting for SquareDare
|
Wow! My epidermis! (14/13)
|
| 2
|
The Babe Game
|
Wow! My epidermis! (14/13)
|
| 3
|
Vemsa's Tantrum
|
Wow! My epidermis! (14/13)
|
ESB Babes - Poor (4/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Welcome to the Show
|
Decent (7/13)
|
| 2
|
Rat Fricassee
|
WORST THING IN EXISTENCE (-Infinity/13)
|
NOTE: THIS SHOW IS ALSO RATED IRONICALLY, SO DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
Season 1 - Good (8/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Welcome!
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 2
|
Fight That Sea Bear
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 3a
|
This is a McDonald's
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 3b
|
Fries Monster
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 4
|
Late April Fools
|
Great (9/13)
|
| 5a
|
Books
|
Terrific (10/13)
|
| 5b
|
I Dropped My Pen
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 6a
|
Canned Bread Wars
|
Wow! My epidermis! (14/13)
|
| 6b
|
Fries Monster 2
|
Horrendous (1/13)
|
| 7
|
Halloween Special
|
Good (8/13)
|
| 8
|
Dumpster Diving
|
Bad (3/13)
|
| 9
|
Dabbing Challenge
|
WORST THING IN EXISTENCE (-Infinity/13)
|
| 10
|
10th Episode Celebration
|
Weak (5/13)
|
| 11
|
Epic Cereal
|
Decent (7/13)
|
| 12a
|
Santa
|
Bad (3/13)
|
| 12b
|
POWER IS OUT
|
Bad (3/13)
|
| 13
|
Make a Title Card
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 14
|
The Hunt for the Lost VHS Tape
|
Bad (3/13)
|
| 15
|
idk
|
Bad (3/13)
|
| 16
|
The End (or is it?)
|
Bad (3/13)
|
Season 2
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Welcome to the Future
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 2
|
Running is Fun
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 3
|
Fries Monster 3
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
NOTE: THIS SHOW IS ONCE AGAIN RATED IRONICALLY, SO DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
Battle for the Golden Patty - Amazing (12/13)
| Number
|
Name
|
Rating
|
| 1
|
Catching Some Jellyfish
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 2
|
Randomness of the Random
|
WORST THING IN EXISTENCE (-Infinity/13)
|
| 3
|
Chuck-E-Challenge
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 4
|
Contestants on the Run
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 5
|
Homage to Help Wanted
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
| 6
|
Back to Activity
|
PERFECT! (13/13)
|
NOTE: ONLY UNIRONICALLY RATED SHOWS WITH 5 EPISODES OR MORE WILL COUNT AND IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE
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