Here are my ratings and rankings for some of the ESB shows that have been going on lately, only this time with Lumoshi's scale.
NOTE: REDOING MY RATINGS
The E Games - Great (9/13)
| Number
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Name
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Rating
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Reason Behind Rating
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| 1
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ESB Lodgers
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Terrific (10/13)
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Pretty funny pilot with interesting introductions to the contestants.
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| 2
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The Ratering
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Great (9/13)
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Clever satire of how ESB uses rating scales.
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| 3
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Don't Feed the Monsters
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Good (8/13)
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Solid story with decent comedy.
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| 4
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The Sewers of ESB
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Great (9/13)
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Funny challenge that introduces an entertaining setting.
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| 5
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Admin for a Day
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Terrific (10/13)
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Really funny episode with a challenge that offers lots of variety.
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| 6
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Dportu Plague
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Great (9/13)
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Another clever episode that manages to take one simple typo and turn it into an adventure.
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| 7
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CopyBob ESBPants
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Good (8/13)
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Great concept with many nice references to SpongeBob episodes.
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Rankings
ESBrawl to the Finish - Great (9/13)
| Number
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Name
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Rating
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Reason Behind Rating
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| 1
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Beginning Brawl
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Decent (7/13)
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Fun set-up and okay jokes.
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| 2
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Mugged!
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Meh (6/13)
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Some decent interactions between the contestants, but not too interesting overall.
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| 3
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A Sand Hassle
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Meh (6/13)
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I loved Squiddypop and Peachy in this one, but nothing too interesting or noteworthy other than that.
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| 4
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How Salty Spitoon of You!
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Decent (7/13)
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Nice jokes, premise, and character interactions.
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| 5
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Concessionaire Contest
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Good (8/13)
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Entertaining episode with a fun setting and great expansion on Egor and VLC's rivalry.
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| 6
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Stand a Chance
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Poor (4/13)
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I liked Cmc opening up to Krispies and a few of the gags, but most of it was dull and didn't have much to it.
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| 7
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Ready, Sleddy, Go
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Bad (3/13)
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Bland challenge that twists its own rules for the sake of rather predictable comedy.
|
| 8
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E Plague
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Great (9/13)
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An episode that's lots of fun because of its out-there concept and good jokes.
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| 9
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Brawl of the Chat
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Superb (11/13)
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Really funny episode with awesome execution of its already great challenge.
|
| 10
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Finding the Booty
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Terrific (10/13)
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Fun episode with an entertaining challenge, believable character actions, and great jokes.
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| 11
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Glove and Lock
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Superb (11/13)
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Engaging storyline and characters all the way through.
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| 12
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Defiled Rest-er-erooms
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Superb (11/13)
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Great turn of events, jokes, and development for VLC Media Player.
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| 13
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Host for a Day
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Terrific (10/13)
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Really interesting episode with an entertaining variety of reality television shows.
|
| 14
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Wheel of Misfortune
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Great (9/13)
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Some unpredictable, solid comedy in this one. I also liked Views sticking to his morals in the end.
|
| 15
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ESGlitch to the Finish
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Good (8/13)
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Interesting premise and new characters.
|
| 16
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Soul Reason
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Terrific (10/13)
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Really interesting subplots with great jokes to boot.
|
| 17
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Go to the Polls
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Great (9/13)
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An entertaining humor-based episode. And I dig the eliminated contestants concept, so I'm glad to see it in another series.
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Rankings
UserBob WikiPants - TBA
| Number
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Name
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Rating
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Reason Behind Rating
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| 1
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Patties Wanted
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Weak (5/13)
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This pilot doesn't exactly give us solid introductions to the contestants and there's not many jokes to back that up either. However, this show has a fantastic concept.
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| 2
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Rock Bottom Breakout
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Good (8/13)
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Engaging challenge with decent humor.
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| 3
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Prehibernation Day
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PERFECT! (13/13)
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Simply hysterical episode with three energetic and entertaining challenges. The characters are also already far more developed than the previous two episodes.
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| 4
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The UserBob Games
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Amazing (12/13)
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Hilarious jokes, great challenges, and a fun concept.
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| 5
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UserBob Training Video
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Amazing (12/13)
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Very creative and hilarious episode!
|
| 6
|
Clam Calamity
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PERFECT! (13/13)
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Top-tier comedy, simple but great concept that keeps me engaged, well-handled backstory of Mavnol, and tons of intriguing and comedic character interactions make for a worthwhile episode.
|
| 7
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Dunces and Rats
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| 8
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The Legend of Bruh-Kini Bottom
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|
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| 9
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Chumps Ahoy
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|
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| 10
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To Save a Cmc
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|
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| 11
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Ratlantis WikiPantis: Part One
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| 12
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Ratlantis WikiPants: Part Two
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Rankings
ESB Meets ESB - TBA
| Number
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Name
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Rating
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| 1
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Logging In
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| 2
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10,000 Edits
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|
| 3
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Creating a Page
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|
| 4
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Block Review
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|
| 5
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There Appears to Be a Bit of Swelling
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|
| 6
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ESB 2.0 Training Video
|
|
| 7
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ScumBob Wiki Crossover Special
|
|
| 8
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Manual of Style
|
|
| 9
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No Drama Allowed
|
|
| 10
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Competitors
|
|
| 11
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Underage Alert! Part One
|
|
| 12
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Underage Alert! Part Two
|
|
| 13
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Users vs. Incidental 73
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|
| 14
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Mods Needed
|
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NOTE: EPISODE 9 IS RATED IRONICALLY, WHICH IS WHY IT ISN'T INCLUDED IN THE RANKING.
ESB Buddies- Terrific (10/13)
| Number
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Name
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Rating
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Reason Behind Rating
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| 1
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Your Apartment, My Complex
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Decent (7/13)
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Decently funny pilot with interesting character introductions. I love the premise of this show.
|
| 2
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A Splintering Problem
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Terrific (10/13)
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Great jokes, great story, great song. 'Nuff said.
|
| 3
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The Bad, The Really Bad, and The Extra Bad
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Superb (11/13)
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Love the jokes in this one, and the fact that it pokes fun at cheesy morals towards the end. And wow, only three episodes in and I'm already loving these characters.
|
| 4
|
What the Shark?
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PERFECT! (13/13)
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Really funny one-off characters with entertaining stereotypes, great jokes all around, and a fantastic climax.
|
| 5
|
The Doctor's Here
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Superb (11/13)
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Really intense and exciting story with really funny jokes to go along with it. Sharko here is also a great satire of anti-vaxxers lol.
|
| 6
|
Robot to Robot
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Terrific (10/13)
|
Really enjoyed the story and ending in this one. A lot of solid comedy as well.
|
| 7
|
There's a Guy Beside Me!
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Terrific (10/13)
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Great concept, jokes, and climax.
|
| 8
|
Christmas Opinions
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Superb (11/13)
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A very funny, clever, and creative Christmas special.
|
| 9
|
Not 0nlinejoe
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Wow! My epidermis! (14/13)
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| 10a
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The Complex Party
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Terrific (10/13)
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A pretty funny episode with an engaging and silly storyline. Booty Frenzy also slaps.
|
| 10b
|
A Week Without E
|
Amazing (12/13)
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Some really funny parodying of me and an awesome story with engaging interactions between the characters.
|
| 11
|
Pomelo Gets Locked Up!
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Great (9/13)
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A short but sweet episode with some pretty funny gags. Also, wow, that ending.
|
| 12
|
Dededeleting Frenzy
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Terrific (10/13)
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One of my favorite concepts in the show far with some pretty nice gags. The ending is weird but in a humorous way.
|
| 13
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E Plague
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Superb (11/13)
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Really zany episode but very funny regardless.
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ESB Buddies Shorts- Good (4/5)
| Number
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Name
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Rating
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Reason Behind Rating
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| 1
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A Dreamy Alternate Universe
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Good (4/5)
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Funny short that puts a nice twist on ESB Buddies formula and its characters.
|
| 2
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An Ok Bet
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Good (4/5)
|
Rating shorts is hard lol. Anyways uh... it funnie.
|
| 3
|
Comed-E
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Good (4/5)
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Solid concept and out-there but nice humor.
|
| 4
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An Explanation Worth $500,000
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Good (4/5)
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Interesting lore/backstory.
|
| 5
|
Handshake Fanatic
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Great (5/5)
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Pretty engaging story for a short.
|
| 6
|
Edits on the Third Floor
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Great (5/5)
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An interesting short with an ominous yet comedic vibe to it.
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Rankings
Shorts Rankings
- Edits on the Third Floor
- Handshake Fanatic
- An Ok Bet
- Comed-E
- A Dreamy Alternate Universe
- An Explanation Worth $500,000
ESB Robot Battle
| Number
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Name
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Rating
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Reason Behind Rating
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| 1
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Robotic Pilot
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Decent (7/13)
|
Fairly decent introductions to some of the cast mates and a few good gags. The concept for this series is also very interesting.
|
| 2
|
The Year Battle
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Good (8/13)
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An interesting fast-paced challenge, good climax, and nice twist make for an all around solid episode.
|
| 3
|
Saxophone Rocket
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Great (9/13)
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A pretty intriguing challenge in this one.
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Rankings
The Passable Show
| Number
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Name
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Rating
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Reason Behind Rating
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| 1
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Le Big Pilot
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Great (9/13)
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Funny gags all around with introductions to characters that seem to have potential. This series' concept is also pretty intriguing.
|
| 2
|
Bureaucrats for a Day
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Great (9/13)
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Funny episode with an engaging challenge. I also love the satire behind one-word comments and discussions.
|
| 3
|
Hacked!
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Good (8/13)
|
Solid jokes and an alright challenge.
|
| 4
|
All Lousy Things
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Great (9/13)
|
Great jokes and challenges in this one!
|
| 5
|
It's Good to Be Fat
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Amazing (12/13)
|
This episode is actually pretty freakin' clever with a very interesting and creative concept, as well as awesome jokes. Funniest and best episode of the series up to this point.
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Rankings
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| Number
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Name
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Rating
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| 1
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Hunting for SquareDare
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Wow! My epidermis! (14/13)
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| 2
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The Babe Game
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Wow! My epidermis! (14/13)
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| 3
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Vemsa's Tantrum
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Wow! My epidermis! (14/13)
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ESB Babes
| Number
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Name
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Rating
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| 1
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Welcome to the Show
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Ow! My epidermis! (0/13)
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| 2
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Rat Fricassee
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Ow! My epidermis! (0/13)
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I'm only putting unironically-rated shows with 5 episodes or more in this ranking.
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