April 2, 2014
<poll> Which one of these episode rocks the most? As Seen on TV Rock-a-Bye Bivalve The Algae's Always Greener </poll>
April 4, 2014
<poll> Why didn't the chicken successfully cross the road? He got hit by a car. Patrick fried him on the grill. He was so ugly that everyone died (including the chicken). Squidward dropped his rubber duck in the toilet after he slammed the door on the mailman's foot, causing him to go insane, ride flying magical toilet paper out of his house, eat SpongeBob's house, knock SpongeBob out with a rock, scream in slow-motion, sit on the mailman, take his clarinet and rub his boogers all over it, go to Clarinet Island and eat everyone's clarinet, and subsequently get beaten to a pulp. The chicken is so shocked by all the carnage that he kills himself. (No, I am not a drug user.) </poll>
May 29, 2014
<poll> How would you rate me as a contributor here? (Kudos to JosephHawk for this idea ;) Perfect Excellent Great Good OK Fair Poor Bad Terrible Abysmal Appalling
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