What is Football?/transcript

[The scene starts at the Krusty Krab with the customers cheering and waiting to watch a football game.]
SpongeBob: Oh boy! I can't wait to watch football!
Patrick: Me either, but uhh... what is football, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: I have no idea, but Sandy sure seems excited. Maybe she can explain it.
Sandy: [wearing a football jersey and a foam finger on her right hand] Yee-haw! [slaps and twirls the football] Let's slap the old pigskin around the gridiron! [squeezes the football, revealing a cowboy boot. A tiny flea appears atop the football] Bootleg! Flea flicker! [flicks the flea] Hot dogie! [shows a hot dog with the football as its weenie] It's playoff football time! Woo!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Uhhh...
Sandy: Fake punt! Quarterback sneak! Texas forever! Hee-haw!