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{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow?}} | {{L|Gary|Meow?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right, Gary, | {{L|SpongeBob|That's right, Gary, the cousin BlackJack! The same cousin BlackJack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids! ''[flashback to a younger SpongeBob with a bowtie and blue hat on. He gets his body thrown to a wall, courtesy of BlackJack's brutality]''}} | ||
{{L|Young BlackJack|''[laughing]'' Come on, little man! Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.}} | {{L|Young BlackJack|''[laughing]'' Come on, little man! Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.}} | ||
{{L|Young SpongeBob|Why should we?}} | {{L|Young SpongeBob|Why should we?}} | ||
{{L|Young BlackJack|Because it'll show what a little man you are. ''[spins SpongeBob around and plays with him as a jump rope. End of flashback. SpongeBob looks horrified from that experience]''}} | {{L|Young BlackJack|Because it'll show... what a little man you are. ''[spins SpongeBob around and plays with him as a jump rope. End of flashback. SpongeBob looks horrified from that experience]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no. That was years ago, Gary!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no. That was years ago, Gary!}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That brute has my parents! I got to get over there! ''[puts his clothes in a suitcase]'' Gary, I don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That brute has my parents! I got to get over there! ''[puts his clothes in a suitcase]'' Gary, I don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! | {{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! No! Get it together, SquarePants! To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails! ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic! The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait! Oh, no! What has he done with my parents?! ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Margaret|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Harold snorts. BlackJack busts down the door and laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya! ''[ | {{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya! ''[laughs. Both parents are whimpering]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That fiend! Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too! I have to stop him! ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp! Oh, that animal! ''[cries]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That fiend! Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too! I have to stop him! ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma! Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp! Oh, that animal! ''[cries]''}} | ||
{{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?}} | ||
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{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. ''[shakes SpongeBob's hand, but tears his arm off in the process]''}} | {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. ''[shakes SpongeBob's hand, but tears his arm off in the process]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I need you to help me rescue my parents!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I need you to help me rescue my parents!}} | ||
{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Sure, Little Bobby. I could use some help with the lawn, but you're gonna need this to do the job right. ''[hands back his arm. SpongeBob mows the lawn]''}} | {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Sure, Little Bobby. I could use some help with the lawn, but you're gonna need this to do the job right. ''[hands back his arm. SpongeBob quickly mows the lawn]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|346 minutes later...}} | {{L|French Narrator|346 minutes later...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue, I need to help my parents! They're in danger!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue, I need to help my parents! They're in danger!}} | ||
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{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, of course you can! ''[SpongeBob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime]''}} | {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, of course you can! ''[SpongeBob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|Much, much, much later...}} | {{L|French Narrator|Much, much, much later...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Captain Blue]'' I | {{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Captain Blue; screams]'' I am desperately searching for my mommy and daddy!}} | ||
{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? ''[SpongeBob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall]''}} | {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? ''[SpongeBob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Listen, Uncle Captain Blue! We don't have much time. Cousin BlackJack has my parents held captive at his house!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Listen, Uncle Captain Blue! We don't have much time. Cousin BlackJack has my parents held captive at his house!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|You mean they won't give me a push on the swing set?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You mean they won't give me a push on the swing set?}} | ||
{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, let's just say, I hope you've practiced walking without legs, or arms, or a body. But since you insist, I'll drive you all the way over to BlackJack's right now. ''[SpongeBob digs up the concrete with his fingers]'' Just try to relax until we get there. ''[drives 20 feet and stops]'' There it is. We're here. ''[SpongeBob gets out]'' Uh, lock the door behind you, kid. ''[SpongeBob pushes down the lock and Uncle Captain Blue drives back into his house. SpongeBob goes up the steps and then steps on a one that makes noise. A guard worm growls and barks at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, let's just say, I hope you've practiced walking without legs, or arms, or a body. But since you insist, I'll drive you all the way over to BlackJack's right now. ''[SpongeBob digs up the concrete with his fingers]'' Just try to relax until we get there. ''[drives 20 feet and stops]'' There it is. We're here. ''[SpongeBob gets out]'' Uh, lock the door behind you, kid. ''[SpongeBob pushes down the lock and Uncle Captain Blue drives back into his house. SpongeBob goes up the steps and then steps on a one that makes noise. A guard worm growls and barks at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock, but is tapped on the shoulder by his uncle in a thought cloud]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock, but is tapped on the shoulder by his uncle in a thought cloud]''}} | ||
{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and BlackJack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}} | {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and BlackJack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Margaret screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Margaret screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}} | ||
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{{L|Harold|No, SpongeBob, your cousin BlackJack has paid his debt to society and renounced his criminal ways. Never again will he litter.}} | {{L|Harold|No, SpongeBob, your cousin BlackJack has paid his debt to society and renounced his criminal ways. Never again will he litter.}} | ||
{{L|BlackJack|That's right, little man!}} | {{L|BlackJack|That's right, little man!}} | ||
{{L|Margaret|Oh, well here comes the man of the hour. He's been talking all day about playing with his little cousin again. He mentioned something about jumping rope with like the old days. ''[SpongeBob's eyes break]''}} | {{L|Margaret|Oh, well, here comes the man of the hour. He's been talking all day about playing with his little cousin again. He mentioned something about jumping rope with like the old days. ''[SpongeBob's eyes break]''}} | ||
{{L|BlackJack|Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish, or did you come to wrestle?}} | {{L|BlackJack|Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish, or did you come to wrestle?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' To quiver! ''[hides his eyes, nose, and mouth inside his head]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' To quiver! ''[hides his eyes, nose, and mouth inside his head]''}} | ||
{{L|BlackJack|I always knew you were a little man. Prepare to live your past in the present. ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|BlackJack|I always knew you were a little man. Prepare to live your past in the present. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' Come on, Little Bobby. Don't let him beat you. You've got to stand up for yourself this time! | {{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' Come on, Little Bobby. Don't let him beat you. You've got to stand up for yourself this time! That's it! I am not gonna take this anymore! I am putting my foot down! You wanna tussle?! Well, let's tussle it up! ''[Cousin BlackJack runs at SpongeBob and hangs onto his leg. He is the size of SpongeBob's foot]'' Cousin BlackJack?}} | ||
{{L|BlackJack|In the living flesh! ''[grunts as he takes off SpongeBob's shoe and punches his big toe]''}} | {{L|BlackJack|In the living flesh! ''[grunts as he takes off SpongeBob's shoe and punches his big toe]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That tickles!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That tickles!}} | ||
{{L|BlackJack|Just like the old days, eh, cousin?}} | {{L|BlackJack|Just like the old days, eh, cousin?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, BlackJack, you haven't changed a bit. ''[everyone laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, BlackJack, you haven't changed a bit. ''[everyone laughs]''}} | ||
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