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{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! No! Get it together, SquarePants! To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails! ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic! The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait! Oh, no! What has he done with my parents?! ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! No! Get it together, SquarePants! To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails! ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic! The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait! Oh, no! What has he done with my parents?! ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Margaret|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Harold snorts. BlackJack busts down the door and laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya! ''[laughs. Both parents are whimpering]''}} | {{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya! ''[laughs. Both parents are whimpering]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That fiend! Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too! I have to stop him! ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp! Oh, that animal! ''[cries]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That fiend! Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too! I have to stop him! ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma! Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp! Oh, that animal! ''[cries]''}} | ||
{{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|You mean they won't give me a push on the swing set?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You mean they won't give me a push on the swing set?}} | ||
{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, let's just say, I hope you've practiced walking without legs, or arms, or a body. But since you insist, I'll drive you all the way over to BlackJack's right now. ''[SpongeBob digs up the concrete with his fingers]'' Just try to relax until we get there. ''[drives 20 feet and stops]'' There it is. We're here. ''[SpongeBob gets out]'' Uh, lock the door behind you, kid. ''[SpongeBob pushes down the lock and Uncle Captain Blue drives back into his house. SpongeBob goes up the steps and then steps on a one that makes noise. A guard worm growls and barks at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, let's just say, I hope you've practiced walking without legs, or arms, or a body. But since you insist, I'll drive you all the way over to BlackJack's right now. ''[SpongeBob digs up the concrete with his fingers]'' Just try to relax until we get there. ''[drives 20 feet and stops]'' There it is. We're here. ''[SpongeBob gets out]'' Uh, lock the door behind you, kid. ''[SpongeBob pushes down the lock and Uncle Captain Blue drives back into his house. SpongeBob goes up the steps and then steps on a one that makes noise. A guard worm growls and barks at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock, but is tapped on the shoulder by his uncle in a thought cloud]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock, but is tapped on the shoulder by his uncle in a thought cloud]''}} | ||
{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and BlackJack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}} | {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and BlackJack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Margaret screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Margaret screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}} | ||
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{{L|BlackJack|Just like the old days, eh, cousin?}} | {{L|BlackJack|Just like the old days, eh, cousin?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, BlackJack, you haven't changed a bit. ''[everyone laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, BlackJack, you haven't changed a bit. ''[everyone laughs]''}} | ||
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