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{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! No! Get it together, SquarePants! To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails! ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic! The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait! Oh, no! What has he done with my parents?! ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! No! Get it together, SquarePants! To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails! ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic! The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait! Oh, no! What has he done with my parents?! ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Mr. SquarePants snorts. BlackJack busts down the door and laughs]''}}
{{L|Margaret|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Harold snorts. BlackJack busts down the door and laughs]''}}
{{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya! ''[laughs. Both parents are whimpering]''}}
{{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya! ''[laughs. Both parents are whimpering]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That fiend! Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too! I have to stop him! ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp! Oh, that animal! ''[cries]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That fiend! Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too! I have to stop him! ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma! Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp! Oh, that animal! ''[cries]''}}
{{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?}}

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