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 {{L|''[The episode opens with Patrick entering the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|No, don't tell me. Hmm... Starts with the K, uh... ''[his forehead deflates resulting it to catch on fire]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I know exactly what I'm gonna eat today! ''[strolls in and gets to the register, looks around]'' Wait, why did I come in here, again?}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Plankton walk through what seems to be a jungle.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Lemme guess--}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[points up at a tree]'' Ooh, look! Bananners! Hmm... ''[detaches his arm and flings it to the tree like a boomerang]'' Nyaa! Fwaa!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[grabs Squidward's mouth]'' Don't tell me! Hmm, starts with a K. Uhh-- ''[head deflates and sparks, then lights on fire]''}}
-{{L|''[The banana ends up in SpongeBob's possession.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sighs and reads his magazine]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|Finally, some grub!}}
+{{L|''[Plankton is disguised on Patrick's back. He jumps off and hops the grill.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing and juggling ingredients]'' ♪ Throwin' patties on the grill! Juggling ingredients, trying not to spill! ♪}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[gets lit on fire]'' Ow, ow, ow, ow!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪ The grill aflame! Work is a game! When I'm done, you'll have a bun! Full of yum, yum, yum ♪}}
+{{L|''[Plankton unzips his disguise and sees a Krabby Patty.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Huh? Yes! My plan is working perfectly. ''[rubs his butt, which is burnt]'' Minus the third degree burns. ''[SpongeBob's shadow comes by, singing]'' Ooh! ''[hides behind the patty and jumps away with it]'' And now, for my clever escape!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! ''[grabs patty]'' Where do you think you're going? Trying to sneak out before the big delivery, huh? ''[wraps it]'' No need to get cold feet, little patty. ''[puts it in a bag]'' You'll be very happy in your new home. ''[checks watch]'' Oh, no! I'm gonna be late for my delivery!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob runs outside and hops in a plane, then flies it away. Transition to him riding a seahorse. Transition to him in a hot air balloon. Transition to him skiing.]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' Eighty minutes later...}}
+{{L|''[A rocket lands. SpongeBob steps out and goes to a building right next to the Krusty Krab.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[humming]'' Don't worry, little patty, you're almost home.}}
+{{L|''[He knocks on the door, but a gust of wind blows the bag away. He is carried through the air.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? Ohh! Wait! Whoa! Ohh! Whoa!}}
+{{L|''[On a map, SpongeBob zigzags around. He bounces through the Bermuda Triangle, its sides lighting up with pinball sound effects. He lands on a skull-shaped island, shouts, and lands on the patty.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! Hey, something soft broke my fall. ''[takes out patty]'' Thanks, patty.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[groans, trapped in wrapper]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob hears various animal noises.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patty, I don't think we're in Bikini Bottom anymore. ''[bird screeches, shot of Monster Island]'' We must be lost in the deep Goo Sea. I guess we'll miss the delivery. ''[tearing up]'' I've let down poor, old Mr. Krabs! ''[patty runs away, he points at it]'' Hey, where are you going?}}
+{{L|Plankton|I'm just going to the, uh... little patty's room?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Oh, why didn't you say so? I'll discreetly turn around and give you a little privacy. ''[turns around giggles, patty runs away]'' Hey, wait a minute. I don't make little patties. ''[grabs patty]'' Nice try, Plankton.}}
+{{L|''[He tears off the wrapper to see Plankton on the patty.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[chuckles, runs off with the patty]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Get back here!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Plankton each struggle and fight for the patty. After spinning around and ending up in different positions, SpongeBob has Plankton pinned to the ground.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute, we're marooned! We have to make this patty last. It's our only food until we're rescued.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[straining to escape, then gives up]'' So? What's your point?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|If we're gonna survive, we'll have to share.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Huh, share? ''[stands up and extends hand]'' You've got yourself a deal, big boy!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, put 'er there, pal. ''[shakes Plankton's hand and holds out the patty]'' Here, you can have the first bite. Make it a small one.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Don't mind if I do!}}
+{{L|''[A purple snake monster comes out of the sand and eats the patty. Plankton bites its skin.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[munches]'' That's strange. ''[munches]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Plankton?}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[munches]'' This patty tastes a little... angry.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton...?}}
+{{L|''[Plankton stops chewing and notices the snake hissing at him.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Whaa!}}
+{{L|''[The snake grabs him with its tongue and eats him, then begins to burrow back into the sand. SpongeBob grabs its tail. He pulls the snake back through the sand, and it lands on the ground. Plankton slides out of its mouth, covered in saliva.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton! You're okay! Oh, I thought I lost you!}}
+{{L|''[The snake gets angry and shakes its tail.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Uhh, SpongeBob?}}
+{{L|Snake|''[roars]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Plankton|''[running away from the snake]'' Whoa! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!}}
+{{L|''[The snake's body wraps around itself. Its head gets pulled back and hit against a coil, wrapped around trees. SpongeBob continues running in circles and screaming while Plankton is exhausted.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[screaming]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Enough!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[stops, looks at ground]'' Sorry.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[breathes deeply]'' We have to start looking for shelter before it gets dark.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|What about Mr. Snake Monster? ''[points to the twisted-up snake]'' Can he come stay with us?}}
+{{L|Plankton|No.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[to snake]'' Sorry. I tried.}}
+{{L|''[The snake monster looks sad and groans.]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Plankton fastening his own tent out of kelp.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[grunts]'' Not too shabby. ''[walks inside]'' Yep.}}
+{{L|''[Zoom out to show SpongeBob looking at the tent, which is too small for him.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[crawls in]'' Plankton, could you move your leg over a little? It's a bit cramped in here.}}
+{{L|''[The tent explodes and both are sent out, screaming. They crash. SpongeBob is impaled on some thorns.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, lucky these thorns broke our fall.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[with his eye impaled on a thorn]'' Yeah, lucky me.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Plankton walking into a cave.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, this place looks pretty spacious. We can really do a lot with this place. Over there can be your room. ''[only their eyes are visible in the darkness]'' That could be my room. Oh, it's a little dark back here, isn't it? Hey, I can hear my echo. ''[voice echoing]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Does it feel a little wet in here to you?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, look! I found a light switch! ''[pulls a monster's tongue, revealing they are in its mouth]''}}
+{{L|Snail monster|''[roars]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Plankton run out of the cave, screaming. A snail monster bites at them. SpongeBob takes shelter behind a rock. Plankton comes up, carrying the top half of his body, which has been torn off.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[waves]'' Oh, hey, Plankton.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[holding head]'' New plan. Let's grab a bite to eat.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks through forest and points up]'' Ooh, look! Bananers! Hmm. ''[takes off his arm]'' Gah. ''[throws it at the bananas]'' Wha! ''[his arm boomerangs back, holding a banana]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Finally, some grub!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's eat!}}
-{{L|Baby banana monster|''[banana is unraveled]'' Mama!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob unpeels the banana to show a face on the inside.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Plankton|Awwww!}}
+{{L|Banana baby|Mama!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Plankton perk up and look above them.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Plankton|Aww!}}
-{{L|Plankton|Eeeh?}}
+{{L|''[A banana monster is leaning over them.]''}}
-{{L|Mother banana monster|Roar!}}
+{{L|Banana monster|''[roars]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[gives back the baby banana and chuckles, making scared noises]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs nervously and gives the baby back to its mother. It puts it in its pouch and grabs SpongeBob, then peels him like a banana. Transition to SpongeBob and Plankton being sucked on by giant fruit flies.]''}}
-{{L|Mother banana monster|Rrrrr... ''[picks up SpongeBob and rips him open like a banana]''}}
+{{L|Fruit flies|''[burp and fly away]''}}
-{{L|''[Bubble wipe.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[stomach grumbles, points to rock]'' Should we eat this rock?}}
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+{{L|Plankton|I'll eat anything.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob sprinkles salt on the rock and takes out a fork and knife. He pokes the rock and it turns out to be on a giant blue monster's back.]''}}
+{{L|Giant blue monster|''[roars]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Plankton scream. SpongeBob grabs a vine and swings away, then crashes into a tree. The monster bites at SpongeBob a few times, who screams when it does. A coconut falls on SpongeBob's head.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws coconut]'' Leave us alone!}}
+{{L|''[The monster gets the coconut and chews it thoroughly.]''}}
+{{L|Giant blue monster|''[happily]'' Hey!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Plankton|''[look at the monster, then each other, and smile]'' Aha!}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob placing down an "Open" sign. He and Plankton staff a new restaurant, The Coco-Hut. Monsters line up, and SpongeBob leans to see the line behind them. He and Plankton wink and give thumbs-ups. SpongeBob cuts a coconut with a knife. He dumps the filling out and throws globs of it onto a stove. He squishes one into a patty shape and assembles a coconut dish.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the dish on a plate and rings a bell. A squid's tentacle grabs it. A giant squid is manning the register boat, and accepts a variety of miscellaneous items as payment. It hands the food to the customer. Pan to show various monsters eating. Plankton jumps onto a table with two coconut dishes, to the seated monsters' excitement.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! ''[he and Plankton give thumbs ups]''}}
+{{L|''[Coconuts fall down the screen and transition to SpongeBob and Plankton holding towels and walking to their lockers.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Great work out there today. ''[opens locker, throws towel in, sees a picture of Gary, and touches it]'' Ohh, it's just not the same without you.}}
+{{L|''[Plankton opens his locker and touches a picture of the secret formula bottle.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[sighs]'' It's just not the same without you. ''[closes locker]'' SpongeBob?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Plankton?}}
+{{L|Plankton|Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yep, I can't decide either. ''[takes out shirts]'' Do the company sports jerseys look better in beige or green?}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[jumps on SpongeBob's nose]'' No, you imbecile. It's time for us to am-scray and get back home without the monsters noticing.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob tiptoeing through the forest, red-eyed monsters watching him from the kelp. SpongeBob is carrying Plankton.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' They're watching us everywhere, Plankton. ''[runs]'' Run for it!}}
+{{L|''[They run up a set of stairs that turns out to be a monster's scales. They jump off its nose.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nose dive!}}
+{{L|''[They slide down the back of a snake-like monster. They scream and run past a bunch of monsters.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Too many monsters! Ahh!}}
+{{L|''[They are cornered by a bunch of monsters, who growl and point at the Coco-Hut.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob, I have an idea. Follow my lead. ''[they walk to the Coco-Hut]'' All right, monsters. We'll go back to work and whip up some nice coconut patties. In fact, we have a big, delicious surprise for you. You just have to close your eyes. ''[monsters grunt and close their eyes]'' Good! Now stick your fingers in your ears and sing, ♪ la la la la la la la!}}
+{{L|Monsters|♪ La la la la la la la! ♪}}
+{{L|Plankton|Now, ''run''!}}
+{{L|''[He and SpongeBob hop into the Coco-Hut and turn it into a raft, then set off from the island.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Plankton|Whoa! Yeah!}}
+{{L|''[A line of angry monsters is shouting at them. A red monkey-like monster sees the mother banana monster and eats it.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[waving to Monster Island]'' Goodbye, friends who kept us captive by threatening to eat us! ''[turns to Plankton]'' Great thinking back there, Plankton. ''[takes out coconut drinks]'' How about we celebrate our victory?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Plankton|''[toast drinks]'' Cheers!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hm, wait. ''[points backwards]'' Why are we heading back to the island?}}
+{{L|''[Monster Island, revealing itself to be a giant turtle monster with the island on its shell, swims after their raft.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|I think the island is heading back to ''us''!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh-oh.}}
+{{L|Monster Island|''[roars]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Plankton|''[screaming]''}}
+{{L|''[At Goo Lagoon, some of the sunbathers scream and run away. Bubble Bass wakes up.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Comin' through!}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Hm? ''[the raft goes towards him and he screams]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble Bass turns around and shields himself. The raft jumps off Bubble Bass's butt.]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Hm? Phew.}}
+{{L|''[Footsteps are heard as Monster Island approaches Bubble Bass.]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|''[screams]''}}
+{{L|''[Monster Island steps on him, leaving his butt sticking out of the sand. SpongeBob and Plankton sail through the air on their raft.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That was a close one!}}
+{{L|''[They scream and fall through the roof of the Krusty Krab. Squidward reads a magazine at the register boat as Patrick's head is on fire.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uhhh...}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[walks up to them and checks his watch]'' You're late, SpongeBob. Where have you been the last six years?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[shakes his head rapidly and then hugs Mr. Krabs]'' Mr. Krabs!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' Well, it was nice while it lasted. ''[wipes the count off a sign reading "Days Without SpongeBob 2192."]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[gets up and sighs]''}}
+{{L|''[The Krusty Krab starts shaking.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's an earthquake! Run for your lives!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob, Plankton, and Mr. Krabs run outside. Squidward pushes Patrick outside. Monster Island picks up the Krusty Krab and swallows it whole.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No! Not me restaurant!}}
+{{L|Monster Island|''[burps, munches happily and walks away]''}}
+{{L|''[The raft, which has text reading "Now Serv Coco-Patties" on the sail, falls in front of Patrick.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I know what I want to eat today! ''[gestures to raft]'' I'll have one Coco-Patty.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Comin' right up, for a nominal service charge!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[giggles]'' All's well that ends well, eh, Plankton? ''[sees nobody next to him and gasps]'' Oh, no! Where's Plankton?}}
+{{L|''[The Krusty Krab is being digested in Monster Island's stomach. Plankton lays on a Krabby Patty.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Rawr, rawr. We're alone at last. ''[kisses patty]'' Muah.}}
+{{L|''[Plankton and the patty are digested by the stomach acid. A heart-shaped bubble rises out, then pops and splats goo on the screen.]''}}