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+{{L|''[The episode begins with Sandy leaving a nut barn with bags of nuts.]''}}
-{{L|''[The episode opens with Sandy exiting a store called "The Nut Barn"]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Boy, that was one heck of a shoppin' spree down at the old Nut Barn.}}
+{{L|''[Sandy's badge opens to reveal a vacuum that sucks some of the nuts.]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[puts some nuts in her mouth to eat]'' Worth it, though. These cracklin' nuts taste so good, it's like there's a hootenanny in my mouth. ''[sticks out her tongue]'' Bleh!}}
+{{L|Nuts on Sandy's tongue|''[square dancing as another nut plays violin]'' Yeehaw! ''[scream as Sandy eats them again]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[bumps into a chrome structure and falls down, groaning]'' Where'd that come fr-- ''[gasps as a crack in her helmet begins to leak]'' Oh, my helmet's about to crack like an egg! ''[starts running]'' I gotta get home to my dome ASAP! ''[holds her breath]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Sandy faceplanting on the ground of her treedome, shattering her helmet.]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[gasps for air]'' That was a close shave. Better dig out my backup helmet. ''[runs over to press a button on her tree to reveal her backup helmet, which she picks up]'' Aha! ''[the helmet slips from her hands and shatters on the ground]'' Whoops! ''[wipes dust off gloves]'' Must be all that nut dust on my fingers. Looks like I'm plumb out of helmets. Better order a new one. ''[dials a number on her telephone while holding a magazine]'' Hello? Helmets Direct? Yeah, I need another one.}}
+{{L|Man|''[on the other line]'' What size do you need?}}
+{{L|Sandy|Size? Size? Squirrel medium.}}
+{{L|Man|We're out of size medium.}}
+{{L|Sandy|Uh-huh.}}
+{{L|Man|I'll have to special order it.}}
+{{L|Sandy|Uh-huh.}}
+{{L|Man|It's gonna take six to eight weeks to get it.}}
+{{L|Sandy|Six to eight weeks? ''[hangs up and sighs]'' Looks like I'm stuck inside for a while. But I got plenty to do.}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Sandy playing music on her guitar in her rocking chair. An acorn bell rings, and Sandy pulls back in the fighting ring as she dives into a wooden robot, kicking him out of the ring. She does a flip in the air and chops a wood plank in two. Cut to her running rapidly on her hamster wheel, setting it on fire. She is then seen in her treehouse lifting anchor weights while being very muscular. Cut to her typing on a computer, then she quickly writes a formula on a chalkboard, and uses a wrench on a contraption to project a nut hologram. Cut to her taking a loaf of nut bread out of an oven, which she sets on a table next to a bunch of other nut bread loafs. Cut to her reading a book, which she closes. She is then seen looking exhausted, and drops a bra she tries to put on the laundry rack. She then tiredly looks at an ant in a terrarium, and plays her guitar in her rocking chair off-key, which breaks a string. Cut to her slowly polishing her nuts at a table, then she puts her head down.]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[looks at her watch]'' It's only been one hour, but I can't take it anymore. If I don't see another living critter soon, ''[slaps away a nut]'' I'm gonna go nuts! ''[takes a nut from the pile]'' Nuts. ''[chuckles, rimshot, laughs]''}}
+{{L|Acorn|Hey, now, Sandy. You'd never go nuts. Your grip on reality is too firm.}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[picks up the acorn]'' Thanks, Nutty Buddy. You're always here for me.}}
+{{L|Nutty Buddy|Oh, that's what friends are for.}}
+{{L|Sandy|Maybe I can lasso someone into coming over. ''[dials a number on her telephone, humming]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' Many invitations later.}}
+{{L|Sandy|I don't understand. How can everyone be busy at 2:30 on a Tuesday? ''[hangs up the phone]'' Oh, I know! If I can't get my friends to visit me, I'll visit them... remotely. ''[holds up a video drone, which she uses a remote control to move it out of her treedome and into the sky]''}}
+{{L|''[The drone's camera spots Mrs. Puff's Boating School. The drone dives down to the scene. Sandy sits at her picnic table while watching the screen.]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[snoring in the passenger seat of a boat]''}}
+{{L|Student|''[driving the boat, sighs]'' You got this. ''[whimpering nervously]'' You got it.}}
+{{L|Sandy|Well, that's about as exciting as riding a no-legged bull. ''[pushes a lever]'' Next.}}
+{{L|''[The drone gets in the student's face before ascending, making him scream and crash into a brick wall. Mrs. Puff inflates while still asleep, then wakes up.]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Very good. Now, let's try parallel parking. ''[yawns and falls asleep]''}}
+{{L|Student|''[frightened grumble]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the drone's camera view of Goo Lagoon. The camera zooms in on Larry, who is lifting a weight.]''}}
+{{L|Larry|And... done. ''[looks at his other arm]'' Now for 10,000 with this arm. ''[begins lifting with his other arm]'' One... ''[grunts]'' Two... ''[grunts]'' Three...}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[snoring, briefly drops her head on the table]'' This is making my eyelids feel heavier than Larry's weights. ''[pulls the lever]'' Next.}}
+{{L|''[The drone bumps into Larry and takes off. Bubble transition to the camera's view of the Krusty Krab, where it goes inside. Squidward is asleep at the register, and the camera enters Mr. Krabs' office, where he is holding a tall stack of cash.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|And done. Phew! ''[looks at his other claw]'' Now for 10,000 with this arm. ''[begins individually counting his money to the other side]'' One... Two... Three...}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[irritated, growls]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Four...}}
+{{L|Sandy|Yeesh! ''[slaps the lever]'' Gah!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Five...}}
+{{L|''[The drone spins in the air, blowing away Mr. Krabs' money.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps as the drone flies out]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|There's gotta be something interesting to look at in this town. ''[the drone bumps into the metal structure]'' Huh? ''[moves joystick, camera zooms out]'' What in the...? Of course! ''[Plankton is seen riding an elevator to the top of the structure]'' That big old metal whatsit I ran into. Plankton? Better go in for a closer look. ''[moves the drone to Plankton's level]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[whistling, turns around]'' Huh? What's that noise? ''[sighs]'' Did I leave Karen on all night again? ''[screams as he spots the drone, then hits it with a flyswatter to make the camera turn static, sending it spinning in the air]'' Whoa. ''[drops flyswatter]'' Mosquitos sure are getting big this year. ''[whistling as he uses a blowtorch on the structure]''}}
+{{L|''[The drone falls to the ground and slides into Sandy's treedome, landing on the picnic table damaged.]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Dang that Plankton! ''[carries her drone away]'' Now I gotta figure out what he's up to.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Sandy working on her drone while on the phone.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up]'' Yello?}}
+{{L|Sandy|Heya, SpongeBob. I'm in the middle of an investigation, and I was hoping you could do a little reconnoitering for me.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[swipes blade in a forest]'' Hyah! Gosh, Sandy, I'd love to, but I'm already reconnoitering a new mustard mine for Mr. Krabs. ''[hears growling and looks behind him to see a gorilla shrieking while beating its chest, screams]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[annoyed]'' I get it. I get it. You're busy. You don't have to holler about it. ''[hangs up and dials another number]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[sitting in his chair]'' Uh... ''[phone ringing]'' Huh? ''[looks around, then creates a telephone out of sand to answer it]'' Hello?}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[on the other line]'' Howdy, Patrick. I'm trying to peep Plankton's plans. Wanna help out?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Sure. I'll be over as soon as I finish my sandwich. ''[hangs up the sand phone and turns it into a sandwich, which he eats]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Sandy strapping the drone to Patrick's head with duct tape.]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|All right, Patrick. This should be simple enough. ''[bites off the duct tape]'' Plankton is building some sort of evil device. ''[pokes Patrick]'' All you gotta do is head over there with my camera and give it a look 'fer. Roger!}}
+{{L|Patrick|A look 'fer. Roger! ''[exits the treedome and looks around]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Whatcha... doin' there, Patrick?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Looking for Roger.}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[sighs]'' Let me give you a little help. ''[slaps the lever to make Patrick spin around and fly over to a rock near the metal structure]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[peeks from behind the rock to see the structure]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[lowers the platform, then pedals away on his bike]'' Karen, I'm going out for coffee and crullers.}}
+{{L|Sandy|Perfect! Snoop around while Plankton's gone.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, boy! I love snooping. ''[tiptoeing away from the rock]'' ♪ Snoop, snoop, snooper snoop, snoopy snoop. ♪}}
+{{L|Sandy|Keep your eyes peeled for a clue that might tell us what he's up to. Blueprints, memory cards, microfiche...}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ooh, I found something!}}
+{{L|Sandy|Is it a clue?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah! ''[holding up a tiny lunch box]'' A delicious one. ''[sits on a metal bar]'' It's his lunch. ''[giggles and eats the tiny food]'' Mmm.}}
+{{L|Sandy|Patrick, that ain't a clue. That's a tiny burrito.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Okay, okay. ''[tosses the burrito into the air to catch and eat it, then drops the lunch box to look around]'' Here, Roger, Roger. Ugh, there's nothing here. ''[picks up a box]'' Just this dumb old box of... ''[poorly reading the word "PLUTONIUM"]'' "puh-loo-toe-ni-um." Who cares? ''[the plutonium sticks roll out of the box]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Plutonium?! ''[exclaims]'' Plankton must be building some sort of atomic weapon! ''[gasps, the camera aims at a weapon-like structure]'' And it's pointed right at the Krusty Krab! ''[Patrick scratches his armpit with a plutonium stick]'' All right, Patrick, you've done your part.}}
+{{L|Patrick|These glow sticks make my bones itchy.}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[setting up a laser mechanism]'' Now I'm gonna zap him with my laser. ''[cranks a lever on a log to expose a laser contraption outside, which begins charging up]'' She's warming up now.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[humming as he pulls along a wagon with coffee and croissants while on his bike]'' ♪ Do, do, do, dee... ♪}}
+{{L|Sandy|Oh, no! Plankton's back. Patrick, you gotta get outta there! ''[Patrick is chewing on a plutonium stick]'' Don't let him see you! Hurry!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Huh. I am like unto the wind. ''[slips onto a stick and tries to maintain balance]'' Whoa! ''[gasping]'' Hey! ''[gasping]'' Whoa! ''[falls on his face in front of Plankton]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[frantically cranking the lever on her log as she sees Plankton facing the camera]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[drinks coffee and tosses it aside]'' What are you doing here, bozo?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[temporarily lifts his head]'' My name's Patrick, not Bozo.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Yeah, no duh, Sherlock.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[temporarily lifts his head]'' My name's Bozo, not Sherlock.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[growls]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Oh, no! He's onto us! Time to take out that weapon. ''[slams the button for the laser, activating it]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|I know your name, ding dong!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[lifts his head]'' My name's Sherlock, not Ding Dong.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Enough! It doesn't matter. You're gonna be the first to witness my latest evil invention. ''[laughs maniacally as he pulls out a remote control and presses its button to unveil a sign that reads "EAT AT THE CHUM BUCKET"]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|"Eat at the Chum Bucket." It's just a dumb old sign? That's not evil.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Well, the plutonium wasn't sourced ethically, so it's a little evil. ''[flinches as the laser passes by, blasting a hole in the sign pole, which topples it over]'' Oh... boy.}}
+{{L|''[The sign crashes onto the Krusty Krab, destroying most of the building. Mr. Krabs is in shock.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Huh? Why didn't I think of that? Eat that, Krabs! ''[laughs]'' Whoo!}}
+{{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' Six to eight weeks later.}}
+{{L|''[Several customers are eating Krabby Patties in Sandy's treedome.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks for hosting me restaurant while the Krusty Krab is being repaired... and while SpongeBob's recovering from his gorilla injuries.}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[flips patties on a barbecue grill]'' It's the least I could do. ''[doorbell rings]'' Huh? ''[presses her face against the glass to see her helmet has come]'' My helmet! Finally!}}
+{{L|''[Suddenly, the new Krusty Krab wrapped in a package falls onto Sandy's package, shattering the helmet.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Me new restaurant! Finally! ''[opens the door]'' Quit yer loafin', Mr. Squidward. ''[exits]'' Ya got a buildin' to move!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[follows Mr. Krabs while wearing a cone on his neck]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[sighs]'' Six to eight more weeks on the inside? ''[unhinged laughter]'' How-how about you take the next shift, Nutty Buddy? ''[gives Nutty Buddy her spatula, unhinged laughter]''}}
+{{L|Nutty Buddy|Man, I gotta make some new friends.}}